freaking Apache helicopter parents.

Shootyouinthefacebook.com

Facebook: a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

32oz High Life: I just came in here to say that I don't have a Facebook account.

I set up a Facebook account just so I could delete it.

And Papa said to Baby as he passed around the blackeyed peas
"Well, Billy Payne never had a lick of sense, pass the biscuits, please"
"There's two less asses in the Facebook friend list now"
And Mama said it was shame about Billie Jean, anyhow
Seems like nothin' ever comes to no good on a Facebook page
And now Billy Payne and Billie Jean got shot by Hairy Potter's gun

Prince Of Farkness: This senseless tragedy wouldn't have happened but for a pervasive product found in many American homes.

Stupidity?

View of the Facebook homepage taken in Washington, D.C., on Jan. 3, 2011. (credit: NICHOLAS KAMM/AFP/Getty Images)


Someone took a photo of the Facebook homepage, added a date and location, and this newspaper had to buy it from Getty Images and credit the photographer? Is there some reason they can't just pull out their phone and take the photo themselves?

That was really hard to read. I hate when they mention people and then describe them in later paragraphs. It's like giving bad driving directions, "Drive down that there road until you see the red barn, then turn around cause you gone too far."

gadian: I watched a relative of mine's entire divorce unfold on facebook. It was...fun, actually. Like a soap opera. Various family members would call each other and chat about the latest updates and what might come next. In fact, I don't think we ever actually spoke to each other as a family as much before or since. Oh no, that little girl did NOT just call her daddy by another man's name! Did you read what he said about her latest picture? Think they'll get back together?

Facebook is public entertainment. Some people can't stay on the ride. That's no reason to get all shooty pow on them.

Just wanted to warn you that the phrase "shooty pow" is now stolen.

Thank you.

Bet their targeted ads now are mostly for discount funeral services for some and discounted legal services for the others.

number8: Has anyone else posted here yet to mention how much better they are than everyone else because they don't use Facebook?

I haven't yet. I'm much better than everyone else, but there are a variety of reasons not limited to not using Facebook.

"It's a Tennessee thing," the sheriff said.

White people, lol

Prince Of Farkness: This senseless tragedy wouldn't have happened but for a pervasive product found in many American homes.

People?

"Defriend?" I've never heard that. I thought it was "unfriend." So the neighbors were unlifed, I guess.

Dislike.

I'm glad the local police here figured it out TBH,.....

It is facebook,....that's high tech shiat around these parts.

/still ain't on it...

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View of the Facebook homepage taken in Washington, D.C., on Jan. 3, 2011. (credit: NICHOLAS KAMM/AFP/Getty Images)


Someone took a photo of the Facebook homepage, added a date and location, and this newspaper had to buy it from Getty Images and credit the photographer? Is there some reason they can't just pull out their phone and take the photo themselves?

More importantly, why would they take a photo of a computer monitor instead of just taking a screenshot?

If it hadn't been for the now orphan 8 month old, I'd have laughed at the absurdity.

/Aw fark it: Hahahahah!

I watched a relative of mine's entire divorce unfold on facebook. It was...fun, actually. Like a soap opera. Various family members would call each other and chat about the latest updates and what might come next. In fact, I don't think we ever actually spoke to each other as a family as much before or since. Oh no, that little girl did NOT just call her daddy by another man's name! Did you read what he said about her latest picture? Think they'll get back together?

Facebook is public entertainment. Some people can't stay on the ride. That's no reason to get all shooty pow on them.