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(CBS Charlotte)   Angry dad de-lifes couple for defriending his daughter on Facebook   (charlotte.cbslocal.com) divider line 145
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2012-02-09 12:29:55 AM
i43.tinypic.com
 
2012-02-09 12:44:58 AM
i need a flowchart for this shiat.
 
2012-02-09 12:54:25 AM

SpikeStrip: i need a flowchart for this shiat.


close enough to your request, and as relevant:

www.voght.org
 
2012-02-09 01:05:55 AM
Dislike. If only the couple had guns, and their neighbors too. This kind of thing would police itself.
 
2012-02-09 01:25:36 AM

AmorousRedDragon: Dislike. If only the couple had guns, and their neighbors too. This kind of thing would police itself.


Women holding infants probably shouldn't be carrying.
 
2012-02-09 02:14:46 AM

2wolves: AmorousRedDragon: Dislike. If only the couple had guns, and their neighbors too. This kind of thing would police itself.

Women holding infants probably shouldn't be carrying.


Of course not, the infant should be packing!
 
2012-02-09 04:35:41 AM
Goddamit people, it's farking Facebook for Christ's sake. I periodically see people pissing and moaning about something someone wrote on their wall or a status update. Facebook isn't the place for airing your dirty laundry or for calling someone out. Pick up the phone or go see someone if you have a problem. Even then it's not worth resorting to physical violence.
To reiterate my point: Goddamit people, it's farking Facebook for Christ's sake.
 
2012-02-09 06:53:11 AM

SpikeStrip: i need a flowchart for this shiat.


I lost track of which Billy/Billie did what
 
2012-02-09 06:55:21 AM
I'm sure there's more to it than just that.

This sounds like something that may have been going on for years....
 
2012-02-09 06:56:21 AM
I watched a relative of mine's entire divorce unfold on facebook. It was...fun, actually. Like a soap opera. Various family members would call each other and chat about the latest updates and what might come next. In fact, I don't think we ever actually spoke to each other as a family as much before or since. Oh no, that little girl did NOT just call her daddy by another man's name! Did you read what he said about her latest picture? Think they'll get back together?

Facebook is public entertainment. Some people can't stay on the ride. That's no reason to get all shooty pow on them.
 
2012-02-09 07:00:57 AM

Krymson Tyde: Goddamit people, it's farking Facebook for Christ's sake. I periodically see people pissing and moaning about something someone wrote on their wall or a status update. Facebook isn't the place for airing your dirty laundry or for calling someone out. Pick up the phone or go see someone if you have a problem. Even then it's not worth resorting to physical violence.
To reiterate my point: Goddamit people, it's farking Facebook for Christ's sake.


What year do you think this is, 2005? Facebook is *exactly* where we vent our spleens nowadays, pilgrim. Society's norms have changed to the point that...

/sorry, cell phone just rang
//we'll continue this discussion in a minute
 
2012-02-09 07:03:32 AM
That's a shootin'
 
2012-02-09 07:03:48 AM
That's it people, it's time to do away with Facebook. If we can even save just one life it will be worth it!

Plus, all you dipshiats on Facebook are a waste of natural resources.
 
2012-02-09 07:03:55 AM
Shootyouinthefacebook.com
 
2012-02-09 07:03:59 AM
And people give me crap for deleting my account.....
 
2012-02-09 07:05:31 AM
freaking Apache helicopter parents.
 
2012-02-09 07:06:10 AM
If it hadn't been for the now orphan 8 month old, I'd have laughed at the absurdity.

/Aw fark it: Hahahahah!
 
2012-02-09 07:08:54 AM
That was really hard to read. I hate when they mention people and then describe them in later paragraphs. It's like giving bad driving directions, "Drive down that there road until you see the red barn, then turn around cause you gone too far."
 
2012-02-09 07:09:57 AM

nopokerface: And people give me crap for deleting my account.....


Deleting mine was probably one of the smartest things I've ever done. Now if only wifey would do the same..
 
2012-02-09 07:10:48 AM

pottie: SpikeStrip: i need a flowchart for this shiat.

I lost track of which Billy/Billie did what


Did what? Stupid people are still (nominally) people. You lost track of which Billy/Billie did whom.
 
2012-02-09 07:15:04 AM

gadian: I watched a relative of mine's entire divorce unfold on facebook. It was...fun, actually. Like a soap opera. Various family members would call each other and chat about the latest updates and what might come next. In fact, I don't think we ever actually spoke to each other as a family as much before or since. Oh no, that little girl did NOT just call her daddy by another man's name! Did you read what he said about her latest picture? Think they'll get back together?

Facebook is public entertainment. Some people can't stay on the ride. That's no reason to get all shooty pow on them.


Yep. It's better than any reality show on TV. Plus it's interactive! You can post smartass comments to stir the pot a bit if things get too peaceful.
 
2012-02-09 07:15:54 AM
I just came in here to say that I don't have a Facebook account.
 
2012-02-09 07:18:48 AM
Trashy people are trashy
 
2012-02-09 07:21:33 AM

2wolves: AmorousRedDragon: Dislike. If only the couple had guns, and their neighbors too. This kind of thing would police itself.

Women holding infants probably shouldn't be carrying.


Thats right. You need two hands to hold a baby. So the infant should be the one to carry the gun. It's the most reasonable way to go about that.
 
2012-02-09 07:23:23 AM
The daughter:
starcasm.net
now has 0 friends.

/and a sad
 
2012-02-09 07:25:42 AM
gadian,

So true! Facebook has brought my family together in a lot of ways that we didn't even know we were missing out on until it came about; we'll share news stories, new-to-us websites, it gives us all the chance to be even more nosy about what each other is doing, we'll call each other to talk about the various status updates or new pic uploads, etc. etc.

The problem I have with Facebook isn't with Facebook itself, but with the people who friend anyone and everyone. Every single person that I am friends with on Facebook, I know in real life, which is why I only have about 40 something friends. And even then, I've got my privacy settings as such that pretty much only my family and closest of friends can see all the truly personal and sensitive information I put out there. Say what you will, but sometimes it's incredibly cathartic to post a blanket status update expressing your sorrow, happiness, or fear and immediately having someone you care about respond to it.
 
2012-02-09 07:29:30 AM
i.dailymail.co.ukThe Vic's - Billy Payne Jr. and his girlfriend, Billie Jean Hayworth. Shooter in upper left.
 
2012-02-09 07:30:07 AM

MythDragon: 2wolves: AmorousRedDragon: Dislike. If only the couple had guns, and their neighbors too. This kind of thing would police itself.

Women holding infants probably shouldn't be carrying.

Thats right. You need two hands to hold a baby. So the infant should be the one to carry the gun. It's the most reasonable way to go about that.



terrifieddad.files.wordpress.com
POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW

Billy/Billie did what?

Say what again! I dare you! I double dare you, motherfarker! Say what one more goshdarn time!
 
2012-02-09 07:36:04 AM
cbscharlotte.files.wordpress.com
View of the Facebook homepage taken in Washington, D.C., on Jan. 3, 2011. (credit: NICHOLAS KAMM/AFP/Getty Images)


Someone took a photo of the Facebook homepage, added a date and location, and this newspaper had to buy it from Getty Images and credit the photographer? Is there some reason they can't just pull out their phone and take the photo themselves?
 
2012-02-09 07:36:30 AM
Facebook: a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
 
2012-02-09 07:38:31 AM
Don't you just hate it when a Curd gets in the way?
 
2012-02-09 07:39:34 AM

Hoboclown: [cbscharlotte.files.wordpress.com image 300x179]
View of the Facebook homepage taken in Washington, D.C., on Jan. 3, 2011. (credit: NICHOLAS KAMM/AFP/Getty Images)


Someone took a photo of the Facebook homepage, added a date and location, and this newspaper had to buy it from Getty Images and credit the photographer? Is there some reason they can't just pull out their phone and take the photo themselves?


More importantly, why would they take a photo of a computer monitor instead of just taking a screenshot?
 
2012-02-09 07:40:31 AM
I'm glad the local police here figured it out TBH,.....

It is facebook,....that's high tech shiat around these parts.

/still ain't on it...
i741.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-09 07:40:40 AM
This senseless tragedy wouldn't have happened but for a pervasive product found in many American homes.
 
2012-02-09 07:44:46 AM

Darth_Lukecash: 2wolves: AmorousRedDragon: Dislike. If only the couple had guns, and their neighbors too. This kind of thing would police itself.

Women holding infants probably shouldn't be carrying.

Of course not, the infant should be packing!


dammit!
 
2012-02-09 07:45:20 AM

Hoboclown: Is there some reason they can't just pull out their phone and take the photo themselves?


The Syndicate Cartel has all kinds of rules about that sort of thing; you don't want to go stepping on those toes... they could unfriend you in the worst possible way.

MessinAr: nopokerface: And people give me crap for deleting my account.....

Deleting mine was probably one of the smartest things I've ever done. Now if only wifey would do the same..


I deleted mine... for a whopping six months. In that time I had discovered a slew of people that I really liked who I could only seem to keep in contact with via Fb alone; many of them stopped checking their emails, and few if any seem to know how to write with pen on paper anymore. So I made an alias and 'friended' the really important people, and that was that.

I'm not sure how to get a wife off of Fb; mine uses hers for business networking, and likes the exposure. She's also very social (like most women), so that doesn't help either. I *did* manage to stay away from LinkedIn though-- that place was just plain useless.
 
2012-02-09 07:46:56 AM

32oz High Life: I just came in here to say that I don't have a Facebook account.


I set up a Facebook account just so I could delete it.
 
2012-02-09 07:48:19 AM

Prince Of Farkness: This senseless tragedy wouldn't have happened but for a pervasive product found in many American homes.


Stupidity?
 
2012-02-09 07:48:57 AM
We should probably make sure the proper use of this is decided so we know for next time. Should it be de-life or de-live?
 
2012-02-09 07:49:20 AM
"Defriend?" I've never heard that. I thought it was "unfriend." So the neighbors were unlifed, I guess.

Dislike.
 
2012-02-09 07:49:59 AM

CarnySaur: 32oz High Life: I just came in here to say that I don't have a Facebook account.

I set up a Facebook account just so I could delete it.


Nothing on FB gets deleted,......ever.

1st rule of facebook.
 
2012-02-09 07:51:29 AM

DingleberryMoose: Prince Of Farkness: This senseless tragedy wouldn't have happened but for a pervasive product found in many American homes.

Stupidity?


I suppose Stupidity would be a good alternate name for FB.
 
2012-02-09 07:54:54 AM

Prince Of Farkness: This senseless tragedy wouldn't have happened but for a pervasive product found in many American homes.


People?
 
2012-02-09 07:56:32 AM

seapig: Say what you will, but sometimes it's incredibly cathartic to post a blanket status update expressing your sorrow, happiness, or fear and immediately having someone you care about respond to it.


wow... cry me a river.

"i weep to the masses so everyone can make me feel better about myself"

how about when something is wrong YOU make the contact with someone.
but you're better off with 20 people going "hey, i love you... as i eat my burrito and play farmville"

sad to need that much validation in life.
 
2012-02-09 07:56:33 AM
And Papa said to Baby as he passed around the blackeyed peas
"Well, Billy Payne never had a lick of sense, pass the biscuits, please"
"There's two less asses in the Facebook friend list now"
And Mama said it was shame about Billie Jean, anyhow
Seems like nothin' ever comes to no good on a Facebook page
And now Billy Payne and Billie Jean got shot by Hairy Potter's gun
 
2012-02-09 07:57:48 AM
White people, lol
 
2012-02-09 08:01:04 AM
Next time maybe someone will realize all those FarmVille requests should be taken SERIOUSLY.
 
2012-02-09 08:01:41 AM
The more you use Facebook, the less intelligent you become.
 
2012-02-09 08:02:42 AM
The mayby only great thing about FB, is that if archives are kept, it will be a great primary source for future historians.
 
2012-02-09 08:03:44 AM

DarthBrooks: Next time maybe someone will realize all those FarmVille requests should be taken SERIOUSLY.


This was more like Mafia Wars: Next of Kin.
 
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