It's like they just did a word search for "light" quotes somewhere in the Bible and forgot to limit their search to the Old Testament.

Wow, how hard would it have been to find an old testament verse that he and his Jewish friends could all get behind?

Podmore: Wow, how hard would it have been to find an old testament verse that he and his Jewish friends could all get behind?

Sometimes I wonder just which god it is Santorum follows.

That is hilarious. And not unexpected at all.

Well, Jesus was Jewish, wasn't he?

"Get a brain moran."

Weaver95: Podmore: Wow, how hard would it have been to find an old testament verse that he and his Jewish friends could all get behind?

Sometimes I wonder just which god it is Santorum follows.

Mammon

/it's always Mammon with these guys

There is no way someone can be that stupid yet have 10,000 times more money than I do, is there?

Weaver95: Podmore: Wow, how hard would it have been to find an old testament verse that he and his Jewish friends could all get behind?

Sometimes I wonder just which god it is Santorum follows.

The one inside his teeny, tiny little mind.

Well this makes his "Happy Xenu Year" greeting make more sense.

I *swear* his campaign staff is one big Ashton Kutcher punk squad. There is just no way those people can be that...no...wait...never mind. I forgot who we're talking about.

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HAHAHAHA. I'm stealing that for future use.

I thought "maybe an honest goof. There are a sh*tload of New Testament passages, and many can seem to have similar themes to Old Testament ones, so let's not make mountains out of molehills"

NOPE. It's an explicit "follow Jesus passage. Happy whackadoo holiday, Jesus killers"

Rich Cream: Weaver95: Podmore: Wow, how hard would it have been to find an old testament verse that he and his Jewish friends could all get behind?


It wouldn't need to be very wide either.

golf clap

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Weaver95: Podmore: Wow, how hard would it have been to find an old testament verse that he and his Jewish friends could all get behind?

Sometimes I wonder just which god it is Santorum follows.

Mammon

/it's always Mammon with these guys

The Republicans certainly don't worship Jesus Christ. They corrupt his teachings and disavow his philosophy, but at their core they worship violence, money and lies.

Well, to be fair, Santorum probably only has one or two Jewish friends, so we're not talking a lot of cards here. And, well... If someone is truly dumb enough to consider a person like Santorum their friend, there's no way they'd be smart enough to be upset by the cards.

Funny as it may seem, a sensible and future avant garde Pennsyltucky GOP senator may still rise like a Phoenix from Santorum's asses.

/FULL DISCLOSURE - This is a friend of mine, and I'm still sceptical of supporting his sorry ass.
//good thing he's not a farker

Rich Cream: Weaver95: Podmore: Wow, how hard would it have been to find an old testament verse that he and his Jewish friends could all get behind?


It wouldn't need to be very wide either.

Heh, good one

Marcus Aurelius: Funny as it may seem, a sensible and future avant garde Pennsyltucky GOP senator may still rise like a Phoenix from Santorum's asses.

/FULL DISCLOSURE - This is a friend of mine, and I'm still sceptical of supporting his sorry ass.
//good thing he's not a farker

Marcus Aurelius: Funny as it may seem, a sensible and future avant garde Pennsyltucky GOP senator may still rise like a Phoenix from Santorum's asses.

/FULL DISCLOSURE - This is a friend of mine, and I'm still sceptical of supporting his sorry ass.
//good thing he's not a farker

Heh... I wish he was a Farker. He seems pretty, umm.. "special."

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: IF this is real it just proves Santorum doesn't give a flying fnck about G-d or religion or the Jews and is possibly even more dishonest than Romney in his pandering.

Gotta be fake, right?



I am wondering why it's taken so long for this to come to light (no pun intended) as Hanukkah was almost 2 months ago...

I Said: Marcus Aurelius: Funny as it may seem, a sensible and future avant garde Pennsyltucky GOP senator may still rise like a Phoenix from Santorum's asses.

/FULL DISCLOSURE - This is a friend of mine, and I'm still sceptical of supporting his sorry ass.
//good thing he's not a farker

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You are my HERO. I'll highlight you in yellow.

miss diminutive: I'm just impressed he had the strength of character and forgiveness to send cards to Jewish people at all, seeing as they murdered his saviour.

If Jesus was Jewish . . .

Does that mean even HE doesn't think he's the savior?

Vodka Zombie: Marcus Aurelius: Funny as it may seem, a sensible and future avant garde Pennsyltucky GOP senator may still rise like a Phoenix from Santorum's asses.

/FULL DISCLOSURE - This is a friend of mine, and I'm still sceptical of supporting his sorry ass.
//good thing he's not a farker

Heh... I wish he was a Farker. He seems pretty, umm.. "special."

You can't run for office these days and not be special/delusional on some level.

And you have to admit, he's got a GREAT website. If you're into that sort of thing.

FeedTheCollapse: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: IF this is real it just proves Santorum doesn't give a flying fnck about G-d or religion or the Jews and is possibly even more dishonest than Romney in his pandering.

Gotta be fake, right?



I am wondering why it's taken so long for this to come to light (no pun intended) as Hanukkah was almost 2 months ago...

-At Santorum HQ-
Aide: Big win yesterday, sir. You certainly covered those three states.
Santorum: Right. But now we need to reach out to people in other states, which means other religions and backgrounds.
Aide: gross
Santorum: I know, I know. But it's a necessity. Let's send something to the Jews. Something that says "We love you"
Aide: We could try to save their souls?
Santorum: Good thinking. We'll pitch Jesus on them. Maybe they haven't yet heard of the fellow, and that's why they still wear funny hats.
Aide: Ok, but aggressive Bible thumping might be seen as negative.
Santorum: True. We need an excuse to send this message.
Aide: Are there any upcoming holidays?
Santorum: For them? Probably hanaka.
Aide: Wasn't that months ago?
Santorum: Yeah but it lasts like, half a year or something stupid. Besides, what does it matter what holiday we send it for? It's a false religion and so the holidays are false too.
Aide: BRILLIANT
Santorum: BRILLIANT

FYI, the Crusades get a bad rap. Link (new window)

Dusk-You-n-Me: FYI, the Crusades get a bad rap. Link (new window)

FTA: "And that is what the perception is by the American left who hates Christendom."

Why? In all the conspiracy theories, in all the "liberals are lying about global warming/christianity/Ronald Reagan/the Founding Fathers/evolution/gays/marijuana" etc . . . why? They keep telling me I'm lying about this stuff, but they never tell me WHY me and other liberals are lying about this stuff. Are we all getting some type of profit share from these agenda's and my check is in the mail?

Is Santorum one of those guys that thinks God will let Jews into heaven too, because they're sort of like Christians, or is he the type that assumes they are all going to burn in hell for renouncing their Lord and Savior?

It's important to know the distinction.

Whoa whoa whoa, did that card say what I thought it said? "Peace to you this holiday season"? HOLIDAY Season??? MY GOD, THE LIBERAL ATHEIST SOCIALISTS WAR ON CHRISTMAS HAS CLAIMED RICK SANTORUM!!!

I have a hard time believing that has gone unnoticed and unreported until now. Maybe. I don't know.

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OH GODS WHY DID I LOOK AT THAT

I AM UNHAPPY NOW

That's farking hilarious.

Oy vey!

Car_Ramrod: Dusk-You-n-Me: FYI, the Crusades get a bad rap. Link (new window)

And the Inquisition was a tickle fight that got out of control.

Nobody expected that...

Confabulat: Is Santorum one of those guys that thinks God will let Jews into heaven too, because they're sort of like Christians, or is he the type that assumes they are all going to burn in hell for renouncing their Lord and Savior?

It's important to know the distinction.

I'm pretty sure he's one of the "Pray for the conversion of the Jews, so they can go to Heaven" types.

Santorum. Schmendrik.

Paris1127: Nobody expected that...

...their chief weapon IS surprise after all.