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AverageAmericanGuy
2012-02-08 09:52:38 PM
If you're driving 225, why would you ever stop for the police.
In less than 20 seconds, you're a mile away from the point the police officer saw you. By the time he got in and started the engine and accelerated to 120mph, you're 2 miles away from him.
Police cars can't travel 225mph, even if they wanted to.
Comic Book Guy
2012-02-08 10:01:21 PM
Golf clap, subby.
revrendjim
2012-02-08 10:06:51 PM
AverageAmericanGuy
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If you're driving 225, why would you ever stop for the police.
In less than 20 seconds, you're a mile away from the point the police officer saw you. By the time he got in and started the engine and accelerated to 120mph, you're 2 miles away from him.
Police cars can't travel 225mph, even if they wanted to.
Police cars have radios, and radio waves go 186000 miles in one second. And there are more police cars out there.
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2012-02-08 10:13:09 PM
bugattibuggatibugatti
Comic Book Guy
2012-02-08 10:15:14 PM
revrendjim
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AverageAmericanGuy: If you're driving 225, why would you ever stop for the police.
In less than 20 seconds, you're a mile away from the point the police officer saw you. By the time he got in and started the engine and accelerated to 120mph, you're 2 miles away from him.
Police cars can't travel 225mph, even if they wanted to.
Police cars have radios, and radio waves go 186000 miles in one second. And there are more police cars out there.
That's true, but it's awfully hard to do the initial coordination of resources when your target is 2 miles away and can beat your car's top speed by double..
R.A.Danny
2012-02-08 10:16:29 PM
revrendjim
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AverageAmericanGuy: If you're driving 225, why would you ever stop for the police.
In less than 20 seconds, you're a mile away from the point the police officer saw you. By the time he got in and started the engine and accelerated to 120mph, you're 2 miles away from him.
Police cars can't travel 225mph, even if they wanted to.
Police cars have radios, and radio waves go 186000 miles in one second. And there are more police cars out there.
Plus evading is a felony. Speeding, even this fast, isn't. Felonies change your entire life. If you can afford a Veyron, you can afford to take care of the trouble you can get into in it.
revrendjim
2012-02-08 10:22:53 PM
Comic Book Guy
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revrendjim: AverageAmericanGuy: If you're driving 225, why would you ever stop for the police.
In less than 20 seconds, you're a mile away from the point the police officer saw you. By the time he got in and started the engine and accelerated to 120mph, you're 2 miles away from him.
Police cars can't travel 225mph, even if they wanted to.
Police cars have radios, and radio waves go 186000 miles in one second. And there are more police cars out there.
That's true, but it's awfully hard to do the initial coordination of resources when your target is 2 miles away and can beat your car's top speed by double..
A spike strip at 225 would be YouTube-worthy.
DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke
2012-02-08 10:27:42 PM
"south of the border." How they end up getting pulled over by an Arizona Highway Patrol car at the end
'Coast' over the border at 99 mph?
calbert
2012-02-08 10:27:50 PM
with a camera inside the car, you'd think they would've got a shot of the speedometer.
GAT_00
2012-02-08 10:35:07 PM
R.A.Danny
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revrendjim: AverageAmericanGuy: If you're driving 225, why would you ever stop for the police.
In less than 20 seconds, you're a mile away from the point the police officer saw you. By the time he got in and started the engine and accelerated to 120mph, you're 2 miles away from him.
Police cars can't travel 225mph, even if they wanted to.
Police cars have radios, and radio waves go 186000 miles in one second. And there are more police cars out there.
Plus evading is a felony. Speeding, even this fast, isn't. Felonies change your entire life. If you can afford a Veyron, you can afford to take care of the trouble you can get into in it.
And there aren't enough of them you can't get a pretty good guess of who it is when you see one, if you can guess the make of the car.
Rincewind53
2012-02-08 10:44:38 PM
Okay, how incredibly geeky is it that I immediately realized that they're using the soundtrack from the original Homeworld, from that goddamn mission where you have to defend yourself against missile ships coming in from the nebula?
doglover
2012-02-08 11:00:35 PM
Anyone caught at that speed should be forced to let me take their car for a spin.
sullyman
2012-02-08 11:05:12 PM
AverageAmericanGuy
:
If you're driving 225, why would you ever stop for the police.
In less than 20 seconds, you're a mile away from the point the police officer saw you. By the time he got in and started the engine and accelerated to 120mph, you're 2 miles away from him.
Police cars can't travel 225mph, even if they wanted to.
That is almost funny. Can't think of a situation where you are more screwed than this one. Can't outrun the radio. No streets to turn down to get away. Can't pull off some dusty desert road because your car will high center on anything higher than a copenhagen can. Miles from anywhere. You might as well just pull over because you have zero chance of blending in or outrunning his backup. Game over.
whyRpeoplesostupid
2012-02-08 11:22:21 PM
calbert
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with a camera inside the car, you'd think they would've got a shot of the speedometer.
I kept waiting for it. Wonder if it goes up to 225?
Shadow Blasko
2012-02-08 11:23:50 PM
whyRpeoplesostupid
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calbert: with a camera inside the car, you'd think they would've got a shot of the speedometer.
I kept waiting for it. Wonder if it goes up to 225?
Yes. It does.
violentsalvation
2012-02-08 11:25:42 PM
That looks like I-8. I hope he loses his car. If you can afford that car, you can afford some time at the track.
MisterTweak
2012-02-09 01:17:13 AM
AverageAmericanGuy
:
If you're driving 225, why would you ever stop for the police.
In less than 20 seconds, you're a mile away from the point the police officer saw you. By the time he got in and started the engine and accelerated to 120mph, you're 2 miles away from him.
Police cars can't travel 225mph, even if they wanted to.
There are less than 100 Veyrons in the US, and probably only two in the state of AZ. Not to mention, even if you drive at full throttle, in 12 minutes you're out of gas, and as the man says, "YOU'RE STILL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GODDAM DESERT!" (and Motorola still travels at 186,200 miles per second...)
If it weren't for
Texas' manly oil baron being scared by a bird
(new window) and driving his own Bugatti right into the middle of Galveston Bay, I'd say "people with millions to throw around aren't usually that stupid". As usual, I'd be wrong.
Rincewind53
2012-02-09 01:26:00 AM
MisterTweak
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If it weren't for Texas' manly oil baron being scared by a bird (new window) and driving his own Bugatti right into the middle of Galveston Bay, I'd say "people with millions to throw around aren't usually that stupid". As usual, I'd be wrong.
The guy that drove the Bugatti into the lagoon
did it for insurance fraud.
He'd have gotten away with it too, except for the meddling kids who just happened to be driving next to him filming him because he was driving a Bugatti.
Javacrucian
2012-02-09 04:25:27 AM
He has a limo, he rides in the back.
He locks the doors in case he's attacked.
buckler
2012-02-09 05:06:25 AM
calbert
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with a camera inside the car, you'd think they would've got a shot of the speedometer.
That. Also, it's a shame they ripped off the music from
Homeworld.
That score deserves better.
untaken_name
2012-02-09 05:09:04 AM
DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke
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"south of the border." How they end up getting pulled over by an Arizona Highway Patrol car at the end
'Coast' over the border at 99 mph?
They were south of the Utah border.
DjangoStonereaver
2012-02-09 05:16:47 AM
"My mother could drive a Veyron at 225, damn pikeys."
182
2012-02-09 05:24:09 AM
Felony invade, getting tazed and nightsticked isn't worth. If he can afford this car, he can afford a good lawyer that will lessen the time he will lose his license.
32oz High Life
2012-02-09 05:51:45 AM
Yeah, well:
I can't get a license
To drive in my car
But I don't really need one
if I'm a big star
Ed Grubermann
2012-02-09 06:01:20 AM
Javacrucian
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He has a limo, he rides in the back.
He locks the doors in case he's attacked.
Life's been good so far.
EatCritAndDie
2012-02-09 06:23:24 AM
I give them points for using the Homeworld soundtrack.
DjangoStonereaver
2012-02-09 06:23:43 AM
Ed Grubermann
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Javacrucian: He has a limo, he rides in the back.
He locks the doors in case he's attacked.
Life's been good so far.
I always liked the lyrics Joe Walsh does in concert:
I got a limo, ride in the trunk
I lock the doors in case I get drunk
Spuddly
2012-02-09 06:31:37 AM
Captain Slow did 259 mph !
toetag
2012-02-09 06:48:48 AM
The traffic stop could have happened an hour later and he was doing 81 in a 70 or some such.
there was no traffic on the speed run stretch. Where the car was pulled over had a decent amount of traffic.
/granted, doing the speed run on public roads was pretty dumb, unless they had the mexican police shut it down.
Wenchmaster
2012-02-09 06:49:32 AM
I can't think of much the Veyron would be good for, but it is an extremely impressive bit of engineering. Building a street-legal vehicle that can get to 200+ mph is becoming almost commonplace. Building a street-legal vehicle that can get to 200+ mph with so little drama is a marvel.
HotIgneous Intruder
2012-02-09 07:19:27 AM
Comic Book Guy
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That's true, but it's awfully hard to do the initial coordination of resources when your target is 2 miles away and can beat your car's top speed by double..
The cops have these things called maps, which tell them where the roads go. With maps and radios, they can block the roads up ahead.
/Whaddah ya, straight out of 1936?
cmunic8r99
2012-02-09 07:27:16 AM
Shadow Blasko
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whyRpeoplesostupid: calbert: with a camera inside the car, you'd think they would've got a shot of the speedometer.
I kept waiting for it. Wonder if it goes up to 225?
Yes. It does.
/hotter than a 1001 hp engine
//European version goes t0 420km/h
Neondistraction
2012-02-09 07:32:38 AM
Wenchmaster
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I can't think of much the Veyron would be good for, but it is an extremely impressive bit of engineering. Building a street-legal vehicle that can get to 200+ mph is becoming almost commonplace. Building a street-legal vehicle that can get to 200+ mph with so little drama is a marvel.
Yeah, building something that can go that fast isn't that hard. A friend of mine did it for a little under 10 grand several years ago. He never took it above 170 or so, because the car wasn't built to handle anything faster than that and he wasn't stupid. Building something that can go that fast and still be controllable, that's a whole other story.
musashi1600
2012-02-09 07:38:26 AM
DjangoStonereaver
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[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x419]
"My mother could drive a Veyron at 225, damn pikeys."
Damn.
I did not realize it was possible for James May to look sexy.
Gleeman
2012-02-09 08:05:17 AM
AverageAmericanGuy
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Police cars can't travel 225mph, even if they wanted to.
Says you.
OK the Gallardo tops out at 200, but still...
/subby
andrewagill
2012-02-09 08:39:54 AM
Shoot. I was having fun imagining it was one of the six of these in existence:
Hopefully with Rich Uncle Pennybags in the driver's seat.
StrangeQ
2012-02-09 08:42:39 AM
Gleeman
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AverageAmericanGuy: Police cars can't travel 225mph, even if they wanted to.
Says you.
OK the Gallardo tops out at 200, but still...
/subby
okay, AMERICAN police cars. The Crown Vics anyway. Those 2v 4.6 engines only put out around 280hp and the cars are heavy.
/don't know about the new Chargers.
PsyLord
2012-02-09 08:49:56 AM
AverageAmericanGuy
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If you're driving 225, why would you ever stop for the police.
In less than 20 seconds, you're a mile away from the point the police officer saw you. By the time he got in and started the engine and accelerated to 120mph, you're 2 miles away from him.
Police cars can't travel 225mph, even if they wanted to.
That's going to be one helluva ticket... then again, if you can afford to drive a Bugatti, it's probably just chump change to you.
HallasHell
2012-02-09 08:49:56 AM
Captain Slow got that thing up to 250+. I feel cheated
Splinshints
2012-02-09 08:57:37 AM
Ric Romero's Mexican Cousin says: "people who are dumb enough to spend that kind of money on a car aren't smart enough not to do stupid things with it".
AverageAmericanGuy
:
If you're driving 225, why would you ever stop for the police.
No car can outrun a radio, and it's not like it's real easy to blend in with the rest of traffic when you're driving a Veyron. There are some cars and bikes that are both fast and common enough that you might get away with that. A Veyron is not one of them.
Death_Poot
2012-02-09 08:58:05 AM
"Plus evading is a felony. Speeding, even this fast, isn't. Felonies change your entire life. If you can afford a Veyron, you can afford to take care of the trouble you can get into in it."
I get the feeling that the cop was in on the filming.............................note that at no time did they tape the speedo at that speed and they only shot footage of the cop car sitting on the side of the road. With a good attorney, if it ever came to charges, that's reasonable doubt
If he did get spotted going that fast, it was probably from above, and the car could have outrun the spotter plane (but not its radio)
Death_Poot
2012-02-09 09:00:31 AM
the bust would have made the papers too. I know that the guy who took his veyron swimming in an attempt to defraud the insurance company in the vicinity of where I live made national news
Angry Buddha
2012-02-09 09:01:06 AM
cmunic8r99
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Shadow Blasko: whyRpeoplesostupid: calbert: with a camera inside the car, you'd think they would've got a shot of the speedometer.
I kept waiting for it. Wonder if it goes up to 225?
Yes. It does.
[automotiveauto.info image 580x384]
/hotter than a 1001 hp engine
//European version goes t0 420km/h
His door is ajar and one of his tires needs air. He's gonna die!
RoyBatty
2012-02-09 09:19:51 AM
Pinko_Commie
2012-02-09 09:22:10 AM
toetag
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The traffic stop could have happened an hour later and he was doing 81 in a 70 or some such.
The YouTube video description says:
"Bugatti Veyron on Seven 215-225mph Runs. Multiple flyby views/angles. Car kept in handling mode (not top speed mode) due to uneven surface of the road used.
Due to its 26 gallon tank and its incredible fuel efficiency at normal speeds (80mph), the car was driven down to the border and back, without the need to refuel or the use of a carrier.
On the way back from from the border,
returning through AZ, an officer stopped the car to take a look at it. No citations given since the car was driven at 80mph
where at that speed it gets great gas mileage (about 17mpg highway).
About 12 gallons was burned on the 7 speed runs."
HallasHell
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Captain Slow got that thing up to 250+. I feel cheated
Captain Slow's run was in speed mode, these guys left it in handling mode (the rear wing is still up for downforce).
LoveRBS
2012-02-09 09:25:05 AM
What kind of ticket does that earn you?
I imagine in some states, they fine you, impound the car, strip you of your license for a year and make you take plenty of courses to regain it.
Then there are probably other states where they give you a warning.
Samwise Gamgee
2012-02-09 09:39:47 AM
You know, I bet that if you owned a Bugatti Veyron in Arizona, you could probably just drive to the police station and say, 'Hey guys, i want to do a speed run in the desert. Do you think you guys could block off the road for me for a bit? I'll let you guys take turns riding shotgun.'
And then you'd have half the squad out there cheering you on.
FunkyBlue
2012-02-09 09:49:33 AM
Samwise Gamgee
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You know, I bet that if you owned a Bugatti Veyron in Arizona, you could probably just drive to the police station and say, 'Hey guys, i want to do a speed run in the desert. Do you think you guys could block off the road for me for a bit? I'll let you guys take turns riding shotgun.'
And then you'd have half the squad out there cheering you on.
I've found most cops are amazingly cool if you talk to them first. You just don't go and do something stupid and hope for forgiveness afterwards.
Kaeishiwaza
2012-02-09 09:59:23 AM
I'm going to call shenanigans on the video, at least to the extent of the speed they achieved. I don't doubt he was speeding, But he wasn't going that fast. The reason I say this is because the rear spoiler is fully extended, meaning the car is not in Top Speed mode. In order to reach the speeds the guy is claiming you need to insert a special key into the Veyron which retracts the spoiler, closes the front vents and lowers the car's suspension.
You can see what I'm walking about
here.
Death_Poot
2012-02-09 10:14:34 AM
Kaeishiwaza
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I'm going to call shenanigans on the video, at least to the extent of the speed they achieved. I don't doubt he was speeding, But he wasn't going that fast. The reason I say this is because the rear spoiler is fully extended, meaning the car is not in Top Speed mode. In order to reach the speeds the guy is claiming you need to insert a special key into the Veyron which retracts the spoiler, closes the front vents and lowers the car's suspension.
You can see what I'm walking about here.
One other thing, they would probably need to check the entire stretch of road for debris. One blown tire at that speed and you're hamburger
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