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Vulcans dealing with Pon Farr, Microsoft defenestrating 200 workers, and Don Cornelius starting off Black History Month with a bang: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/29 - 2/4
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Nothing to add, here are the headlines.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2012-01-29 to Sat 2012-02-04:

Fourth-largest Spanish airline collapses. You'll have to forgive them; they're from Barcelona

Government report says Japan's population will shrink by one third by 2060, which is shocking considering how short they already are now

Nurseries urged to look for signs of drug-addicted babies, such as if the babies sleep a lot, soil themselves, or speak only in incoherent babble

Man in clown costume robs convenience store, seen escaping in small car with 15 to 20 accomplices

New tapes of the day JFK was shot were found back and to the left of the archive

Couple who used a Facebook poll to decide the name of their child gives birth to a girl. So welcome to Penisface Bieber Meske

Russian attack plane headed for Everett. WOLVERINES

Vulcan man arrested for sexual assault. Look, there are better ways to deal with Pon Farr, dude

Woman dies on her 110th birthday. Perhaps the surprise party was a bad idea

Group of scientists searching the Antarctic for a lake buried for tens of millions of years suddenly stop responding to colleagues, Miskatonic officials

The Decemberists have withdrawn their support of the Susan G. Komen foundation, Nicholas I

Sports:

Matt Cassel saves family from house fire. Also saves: cat, player piano, washer, dryer, grandfather clock, couch, vanity, dining set

How to avoid a concussion in an MMA fight. Step 1: Don't be in an MMA fight

Woman arrested after extortion of Yankees GM. Now Cashman finally knows how Yankee fans feel when they buy a hot dog and beer at the stadium

Geek:

Researchers say scratching feels better on certain parts of your body. Sounds like junk science to me

NASA releases video of the dark side of the moon, which surprisingly syncs perfectly with the soundtrack to "The Wizard of Oz"

Alien visitation is not going to happen. SLEEP. There is nothing on our planet that aliens would need. OBEY. If intelligent creatures exist on other planets they likely won't visit Earth. CONSUME

Entertainment:

Paul McCartney might write music for computer games. C:\HOWTHEY\RUN

Miley Cyrus broke her tailbone 'doing flips', which is a pretty dumb nickname for her boyfriend, but whatever

Don Cornelius starts Black History month off with a bang

Politics:

Mitt Romney says he "Mispoke" when he said that he "wasn't concerned about the very poor" and that what he meant to say was "I want to grind them up and use them for foodstuffs, no..wait..do over"

Obama's 2005 Chrysler fails to sell on eBay. Buyers afraid that the car would start slowly, always pull to the left

Ron Paul tells CNN there is a "Zero chance" that he will drop out of the GOP presidential race. It's still better odds than him actually being elected President

Business:

Donald Trump to build cemetery near his New Jersey golf course. Groundskeeper told to expect an additional 1000 people under him

Sub-Zero loses, promptly performs fatalities on 100 jobs

Microsoft defenestrates 200 workers

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8 Comments (+0 »)

Barnacles!

2012-02-08 10:26:43 PM

This space reserved for the first witty comment. Sorry chumps.

labman

2012-02-08 10:47:14 PM

I'm going to hell for how hard i laughed at the Don Cornelius one.

Already Disturbed

2012-02-08 11:08:58 PM

Don Cornelius headline is legendary and deserving of a place in Farklore

Yukon Callmeal

2012-02-08 11:23:09 PM

"Researchers say scratching feels better on certain parts of your body. Sounds like junk science to me "

Pure gold there.

bighairyguy

2012-02-08 11:34:36 PM

labman: I'm going to hell for how hard i laughed at the Don Cornelius one.

Already Disturbed: Don Cornelius headline is legendary and deserving of a place in Farklore

Thanks!

/Subby
//That totally makes up for losing my job yesterday

Marcus Aurelius

2012-02-08 11:47:56 PM

Oh, we're slipping 'till Wednesday now, are we?

TheSpaceAdmiral

2012-02-09 01:23:12 AM

My favourite is "Microsoft defenestrates 200 workers."

And you should totally care about my opinion for some reason.

Representative of the unwashed masses

2012-02-09 01:55:38 AM

Woo hoo! My Vulcan headline made the cut!

/getting a kick etc.

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