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(NBC Bay Area) Obvious Sometimes you get bored at work. Sometimes you view porn. Protip: Don't view it in the middle of a rape trial when you're the court clerk   (nbcbayarea.com) divider line 29
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2012-02-08 10:37:59 PM
It's called research
 
2012-02-08 11:04:28 PM
Don't worry, the actress was over the Korean age of 18.
 
2012-02-08 11:14:04 PM
doglover: Don't worry, the actress was over the Korean age of 18.

But were the tentacles?
 
2012-02-09 12:52:56 AM
The judge sitting behind him said he noticed the filthy photos as the victim in the case was testifying.

Oh come on. This guy wanted to get caught.
 
2012-02-09 02:41:37 AM
Police later found evidence of child porn at Majumder's home, the Mail reported.

And there's also that.
 
2012-02-09 03:12:34 AM
I never could understand the mind set of people that do this stuff at work.
 
2012-02-09 03:20:24 AM
ongbok: I never could understand the mind set of people that do this stuff at work.

You should mention that on your next resume.
 
2012-02-09 03:24:01 AM
FTFA: five counts of possession of indecent images

Holy fark, that's against the law over there?
 
2012-02-09 03:28:22 AM
Did anyone point out that it is for research yet?
 
2012-02-09 03:28:33 AM
Fark Me Runnin: FTFA: five counts of possession of indecent images

Holy fark, that's against the law over there?


CP on his home computer. Feels bad man...
 
2012-02-09 03:28:33 AM
AverageAmericanGuy: Police later found evidence of child porn at Majumder's home, the Mail reported.

And there's also that.


There ain't shiat.
 
2012-02-09 03:34:28 AM
was that wrong? should i not have done that?
 
2012-02-09 03:34:57 AM
Was he checking out www.foobies.com ?
 
2012-02-09 03:39:21 AM
"He said that he watched a lot of internet porn, he said that at work there were moments in his day that were boring and he would surf the net not to get access to sites but to get the titles of sites to use on his home computer and normally sites were blocked," the paper quoted prosecutor Annabel Darlow as saying.

What a maroon. So he realized porn was blocked at work but it didn't occur to him that repeated attempts to view blocked sites might set off a flag or two?
 
2012-02-09 03:52:58 AM
Yet another reason why you don't use the company's computer except strictly for company business as ordered.
It also makes it very easy for them to find volunteers next time they need to downsize the work force some, as well as taking care of that nasty paying unemployment problem.
Some of you chuckleheads are asking for it though....
 
2012-02-09 04:07:39 AM
Too bad he wasn't the court reporter. Then he'd have an excuse for typing one-handed.
 
2012-02-09 04:10:11 AM
I was had a guy at work refute me that Skullfarking was real. I told him to search it on google, (of course he does it at work and not at home like I thought) .


Of course the IT girl would give him a WTF look every time we had a company meeting. He had no clue his computer could be monitored, He also had no clue as to why he got the weird looks.
 
2012-02-09 05:14:14 AM
Debasish Majumder? Obviously a pervert AND a terrorist.
 
2012-02-09 05:18:29 AM
hbk72777: I was had a guy at work refute me that Skullfarking was real

1. A guy at work did what to you?
2. Refute = disprove
3. You can't refute someone, you have to refute a claim / alleged fact / allegation
4. "Skullfarking" is a proper noun now?

/why yes, I am annoying
 
2012-02-09 05:50:08 AM
Pert: "Skullfarking" is a proper noun now?

Only if you do it proper.
 
2012-02-09 07:46:55 AM
Kurmudgeon: Pert: "Skullfarking" is a proper noun now?

Only if you do it proper.


www.hotflick.net
"Proper farked?"
'Yeah Tommy, before zee Germans get there'
 
2012-02-09 08:16:02 AM
Kurmudgeon: Yet another reason why you don't use the company's computer except strictly for company business as ordered.

Uh. That's the one and only reason to avoid personal business on a company computer.
 
2012-02-09 09:09:12 AM
You're bold...

Man views porn at work.

... but are you daring?

The judge sitting behind him said he noticed the filthy photos as the rape victim was testifying.
 
2012-02-09 09:14:30 AM
So being busted for looking at porn during a trial is grounds for having your home searched? I'm thinking it wasn't 'regular' porn he was looking at.
 
2012-02-09 11:01:13 AM
Court clerks just need a library card to watch porn.
 
2012-02-09 01:07:00 PM
I would never view porn at work.*

*Offer valid only on work computers and not personal phones.
 
2012-02-09 10:17:15 PM
Where the fark do you work?

;)
 
2012-02-09 11:30:33 PM
ChubbyTiger: I would never view porn at work.*

*Offer valid only on work computers and not personal phones.


If you're using the company wireless, they probably still monitor it, at least when the network gets congested and bogged down. You probably don't want your viewing of RandyLlamaMama accused of being what's slowing down the email and internet when he comes a-lookin'.
 
2012-02-10 04:12:14 AM
Pert: hbk72777: I was had a guy at work refute me that Skullfarking was real

1. A guy at work did what to you?
2. Refute = disprove
3. You can't refute someone, you have to refute a claim / alleged fact / allegation
4. "Skullfarking" is a proper noun now?

/why yes, I am annoying


calm down Kipper, it was 4 am when I wrote that.

and refute also means -to deny the truth or accuracy of .
 
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