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(Daily Mail) Silly This Venus looks photoshopped, I can tell by the size of the boobies and from having seen a few shops in my time (link features classic nude artwork)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 44
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2012-02-08 08:31:17 PM
I wish I could have a job at the Daily Fail conjuring up crap like this.
 
2012-02-08 11:33:08 PM
ultraholland: crap

Bite your tongue. Nudes. Nude women.

/some of them are also naked
 
2012-02-08 11:46:08 PM
Did Botticelli have a fixation on human bodily fluids, or what?
 
2012-02-09 12:36:44 AM
I never noticed before, but it looks as though waxing has been around for a long time.
 
2012-02-09 12:47:11 AM
Evenbiggerknickers: I never noticed before, but it looks as though waxing has been around for a long time.

The ancient Egyptians did it.
 
2012-02-09 01:05:14 AM
the originals look, and have always looked, do-able.

the photoshopped ones look nothing-to-be-ashamed-about extremely farkable.

and that is the difference.
 
2012-02-09 01:06:47 AM
And I have to say after actually looking at the article why would they do that?
 
2012-02-09 01:11:57 AM
Evil, woman-hating man here to report that I like the photoshopped ones more.
I plan to oppress some women before I go to bed tonight.
 
2012-02-09 01:15:30 AM
God-is-a-Taco: Evil, woman-hating man here to report that I like the photoshopped ones more. I plan to oppress some women before I go to bed tonight.

Glad I didn't have to be the first one to say it.
 
2012-02-09 01:22:11 AM
I prefer the ones that know a thing or two about making sammiches

/bigger boobs
 
2012-02-09 01:22:36 AM
tinfoil-hat maggie: And I have to say after actually looking at the article why would they do that?

Maybe... blah blah blah... ...ever changing standards of beauty... blah blah blah ..modern media images... blah... ...unrealistic expectations... ...blah...

Maybe just for shiats and giggles
 
2012-02-09 01:24:26 AM
Some look better, some worse. It seems, to me, to be a case of if the photoshopping adds or removes curves.

The first one looks horrible. The second, though, is pretty nice.
 
2012-02-09 01:28:01 AM
God-is-a-Taco: Evil, woman-hating man here to report that I like the photoshopped ones more.
I plan to oppress some women before I go to bed tonight.


Evil man-hating women here and I well actually did too ; )
I think it goes to cultural norms and in our day and age heavier is not healthier.
And I really need to be oppressed if you know what I mean, and I think you do
/By a women or man makes no mater ; )
 
2012-02-09 01:35:06 AM
DreamyAltarBoy: tinfoil-hat maggie: And I have to say after actually looking at the article why would they do that?

Maybe... blah blah blah... ...ever changing standards of beauty... blah blah blah ..modern media images... blah... ...unrealistic expectations... ...blah...

Maybe just for shiats and giggles


Oh for the same reason I made that post ; )
 
2012-02-09 01:49:40 AM
A modern Venus.
NSFW (new window)
What?
 
2012-02-09 01:53:20 AM
With those narrow hips, the photochopped girls couldn't have more than six or seven children.
 
2012-02-09 02:08:28 AM
Meh.... I'd have photoshopped penises on them too.
 
2012-02-09 02:24:37 AM
Ghastly: Meh.... I'd have photoshopped penises on them too.

But you'd at least have the Venus being devoured or is that deflowered by a tentacle monster and you know it ; )
 
2012-02-09 02:54:35 AM
Smeggy Smurf:

/bigger boobs


Seconded.

/MUCH bigger...
 
2012-02-09 03:01:04 AM
but..but...but women really DO look like that these days.... right there on the side panel:

i.dailymail.co.uk

Thanks to modern diet, technology, exercise and knowledge of the human body, we have been able to achieve ideal looks that the ancients could only dream about.

I mean, take a look at Glykon of Athens' famous sculpture of Hercules:

www.theoi.com

Hercules was the most powerful man who ever lived, with the most perfect, most sculpted muscular body. There was nobody alive in those days who had anything close to Hercules' physique, so Glykon had to make it up. He had no model to draw upon; he tried to imagine what the strongest man ever would look like. This is what he came up with. And even then, people thought Glykon had over-exaggerated and Hercules looked goofy with his bulbous muscles.

Now, here's Arnold:
www.bodybuildingworkout.net

Modern bodybuilders have not only exceeded Glylon's best imaginative attempts of what the perfect physique what look like, they exceeded it tenfold.

So I take issue with the idea that we have a mis-perception of what a normal body looks like. Artists and sculptors of the past were drawing upon their world for inspiration, and we are doing the same in ours.


/mods, don't ban me, I'm trying to make a point here
//this is for educational/artistic purposes
 
2012-02-09 03:20:52 AM
The boobs were not nearly big and round enough and the legs not skinny enough. If the artist really wanted to make a point, he would have hollowed out her cheeks and shown a rib or two.
 
2012-02-09 03:27:27 AM
Ishkur: Modern bodybuilders have not only exceeded Glylon's best imaginative attempts of what the perfect physique what look like, they exceeded it tenfold.

No. Go look at a World's Strongest Man competition: they look more like Hercules than Arnold.
 
2012-02-09 03:34:41 AM
Ghastly: Meh.... I'd have photoshopped penises on them too.

No one's stopping you.
 
2012-02-09 03:36:16 AM
Ishkur: but..but...but women really DO look like that these days.... right there on the side panel:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x785]

Thanks to modern diet, technology, exercise and knowledge of the human body, we have been able to achieve ideal looks that the ancients could only dream about.

I mean, take a look at Glykon of Athens' famous sculpture of Hercules:

[www.theoi.com image 348x632]

Hercules was the most powerful man who ever lived, with the most perfect, most sculpted muscular body. There was nobody alive in those days who had anything close to Hercules' physique, so Glykon had to make it up. He had no model to draw upon; he tried to imagine what the strongest man ever would look like. This is what he came up with. And even then, people thought Glykon had over-exaggerated and Hercules looked goofy with his bulbous muscles.

Now, here's Arnold:
[www.bodybuildingworkout.net image 472x642]

Modern bodybuilders have not only exceeded Glylon's best imaginative attempts of what the perfect physique what look like, they exceeded it tenfold.

So I take issue with the idea that we have a mis-perception of what a normal body looks like. Artists and sculptors of the past were drawing upon their world for inspiration, and we are doing the same in ours.


/mods, don't ban me, I'm trying to make a point here
//this is for educational/artistic purposes


I remember an anatomy tutorial that pointed out that there is the a difference between a body built for strength and a body built for looks. The Hercules statue is built for strength, and Arnold's for looks.
 
2012-02-09 03:47:45 AM
LoneWolf343: I remember an anatomy tutorial that pointed out that there is the a difference between a body built for strength and a body built for looks. The Hercules statue is built for strength, and Arnold's for looks.

Hercules is supposed to be BOTH.
 
2012-02-09 04:20:06 AM
Ishkur: but..but...but women really DO look like that these days.... right there on the side panel:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x785]

Thanks to modern diet, technology, exercise and knowledge of the human body, we have been able to achieve ideal looks that the ancients could only dream about.

I mean, take a look at Glykon of Athens' famous sculpture of Hercules:

[www.theoi.com image 348x632]

Hercules was the most powerful man who ever lived, with the most perfect, most sculpted muscular body. There was nobody alive in those days who had anything close to Hercules' physique, so Glykon had to make it up. He had no model to draw upon; he tried to imagine what the strongest man ever would look like. This is what he came up with. And even then, people thought Glykon had over-exaggerated and Hercules looked goofy with his bulbous muscles.

Now, here's Arnold:
[www.bodybuildingworkout.net image 472x642]

Modern bodybuilders have not only exceeded Glylon's best imaginative attempts of what the perfect physique what look like, they exceeded it tenfold.

So I take issue with the idea that we have a mis-perception of what a normal body looks like. Artists and sculptors of the past were drawing upon their world for inspiration, and we are doing the same in ours.


/mods, don't ban me, I'm trying to make a point here
//this is for educational/artistic purposes


And then some people actually make themselves into ridiculous caricatures of human beings in real life...

lifeissweet16.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-02-09 05:11:29 AM
buckler: Ishkur: but..but...but women really DO look like that these days.... right there on the side panel:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x785]

Thanks to modern diet, technology, exercise and knowledge of the human body, we have been able to achieve ideal looks that the ancients could only dream about.

I mean, take a look at Glykon of Athens' famous sculpture of Hercules:

[www.theoi.com image 348x632]

Hercules was the most powerful man who ever lived, with the most perfect, most sculpted muscular body. There was nobody alive in those days who had anything close to Hercules' physique, so Glykon had to make it up. He had no model to draw upon; he tried to imagine what the strongest man ever would look like. This is what he came up with. And even then, people thought Glykon had over-exaggerated and Hercules looked goofy with his bulbous muscles.

Now, here's Arnold:
[www.bodybuildingworkout.net image 472x642]

Modern bodybuilders have not only exceeded Glylon's best imaginative attempts of what the perfect physique what look like, they exceeded it tenfold.

So I take issue with the idea that we have a mis-perception of what a normal body looks like. Artists and sculptors of the past were drawing upon their world for inspiration, and we are doing the same in ours.


/mods, don't ban me, I'm trying to make a point here
//this is for educational/artistic purposes

And then some people actually make themselves into ridiculous caricatures of human beings in real life...

[lifeissweet16.files.wordpress.com image 296x320]


Wow, just wow.
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-02-09 05:43:11 AM
buckler:

And then some people actually make themselves into ridiculous caricatures of human beings in real life...

[lifeissweet16.files.wordpress.com image 296x320]

WTF IS that?!

tinfoil-hat maggie:

Wow, just wow.
[25.media.tumblr.com image 465x694]

ahhh....balm for my tired eyes...
 
2012-02-09 05:57:17 AM
Really? I can't believe that I'm the Weeners this:

Link (new window) (PNSFW)
 
2012-02-09 05:59:49 AM
I am reminded of Monty Python's version of Botticelli Venus on a half shell.
lexicalpixies.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-02-09 06:14:23 AM
Ishkur: but..but...but women really DO look like that these days.... right there on the side panel:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x785]

Thanks to modern diet, technology, exercise and knowledge of the human body, we have been able to achieve ideal looks that the ancients could only dream about.

I mean, take a look at Glykon of Athens' famous sculpture of Hercules:

[www.theoi.com image 348x632]

Hercules was the most powerful man who ever lived, with the most perfect, most sculpted muscular body. There was nobody alive in those days who had anything close to Hercules' physique, so Glykon had to make it up. He had no model to draw upon; he tried to imagine what the strongest man ever would look like. This is what he came up with. And even then, people thought Glykon had over-exaggerated and Hercules looked goofy with his bulbous muscles.

Now, here's Arnold:
[www.bodybuildingworkout.net image 472x642]

Modern bodybuilders have not only exceeded Glylon's best imaginative attempts of what the perfect physique what look like, they exceeded it tenfold.

So I take issue with the idea that we have a mis-perception of what a normal body looks like. Artists and sculptors of the past were drawing upon their world for inspiration, and we are doing the same in ours.


/mods, don't ban me, I'm trying to make a point here
//this is for educational/artistic purposes


Hercules didn't exist. Sorry
 
2012-02-09 06:19:43 AM
Strength in the old days was developed by having an active life style and doing a variety of every day tasks.
Strength today, or at least the version we know from television, is built by body sculpting specific muscles through weight training and diet.

It would be interesting to know which would pan out better in a fight.
Altho I figure that the modern man would be asking about the rules of engagement where the old-timey man would simply wrap his knuckles in rags impregnated with shards of stone and glass, then get to it.
 
2012-02-09 06:24:19 AM
I used to kidnap women
zoom.mfa.org
then I took poisoned arrow to the knee
 
2012-02-09 06:27:27 AM
Why is it in all these strongest men comps most always have a lot of fat on them?

Fewer of them look like bodybuilders but rather your average farmer. I would have thought, provided you're constantlly eating to replenish energy supplies, your body would demolish most of your fat. From my experience this has happened anyway, I find it almost impossible to put fat on but muscle builds without much effort.

Then again I guess sumo wrestlers have a massive mix of both, and spend their life training.
 
2012-02-09 07:10:51 AM
Erm, does no one realise that when PAINTING the artist gets to draw what they like, its called artistic license...

PHOTOSHOP WOULD NOT BE NECESSARY AS ITS A farkING DRAWING NOT A PHOTO MORONS!!! fark YOU DAILY FAIL, fark YOU!!!!
 
2012-02-09 08:01:49 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com

Hey guys! Were you just talking about perfect body shapes?
 
2012-02-09 08:32:15 AM
dyhchong: Why is it in all these strongest men comps most always have a lot of fat on them?

Fewer of them look like bodybuilders but rather your average farmer. I would have thought, provided you're constantlly eating to replenish energy supplies, your body would demolish most of your fat. From my experience this has happened anyway, I find it almost impossible to put fat on but muscle builds without much effort.

Then again I guess sumo wrestlers have a massive mix of both, and spend their life training.


One reason is the diet. Bodybuilders who lift and train for competition go through bulking stages where their caloric intake is huge. As they approach competition severe diets restrict calories so their bodies actually consume the muscle as well as the fat. Water intake is limited as well. Some of the prominent bodybuilders in teh 80's and 90's were well known to not drink anything for two or three days to further dehydrate themselves and show a more defined "cut" look that wins the pagent.
Strongmen competitions are examples of functional muscle that you pointed out. The competitors are in a continual "bulk" diet. High protein and carbs would seem to be the big factors while fat is reduced but not eliminated from the diet.
And then there are endurance athletes like marathon runners and cyclists...
 
2012-02-09 08:41:14 AM
So, when do these guys tackle Leda and the swan (new window) ? (NSFW-Swans)
 
2012-02-09 10:53:10 AM
LoneWolf343: Ishkur: ...
Modern bodybuilders have not only exceeded Glylon's best imaginative attempts of what the perfect physique what look like, they exceeded it tenfold.

So I take issue with the idea that we have a mis-perception of what a normal body looks like. Artists and sculptors of the past were drawing upon their world for inspiration, and we are doing the same in ours.

I remember an anatomy tutorial that pointed out that there is the a difference between a body built for strength and a body built for looks. The Hercules statue is built for strength, and Arnold's for looks.


I think true strength is somewhere in between Arnold and Hercules.

Here is a fantastic site full of great info, and tons of pictures and stories of strongmen throughout history: Sandow and the Golden Age of Iron Men (new window), who have a wide range of body types.

People who do kettlebell workouts have more blocky bodies than Arnold, but are probably much stronger overall, with more functional strength, than bodybuilders: Art of Manliness: Kettlebells (new window) (Also, do a GIS for "pavel tsatsouline" for an example of Russian-style ideal strong body, which is reminiscent of Hercules).

When it comes down to it, for both men and women, individual phenotype matters a lot more than anything else, and there's a huge variety of functional bodytypes out there.
 
2012-02-09 11:49:38 AM
Half Right: LoneWolf343: Ishkur: ...
Modern bodybuilders have not only exceeded Glylon's best imaginative attempts of what the perfect physique what look like, they exceeded it tenfold.

So I take issue with the idea that we have a mis-perception of what a normal body looks like. Artists and sculptors of the past were drawing upon their world for inspiration, and we are doing the same in ours.

I remember an anatomy tutorial that pointed out that there is the a difference between a body built for strength and a body built for looks. The Hercules statue is built for strength, and Arnold's for looks.

I think true strength is somewhere in between Arnold and Hercules.

Here is a fantastic site full of great info, and tons of pictures and stories of strongmen throughout history: Sandow and the Golden Age of Iron Men (new window), who have a wide range of body types.

People who do kettlebell workouts have more blocky bodies than Arnold, but are probably much stronger overall, with more functional strength, than bodybuilders: Art of Manliness: Kettlebells (new window) (Also, do a GIS for "pavel tsatsouline" for an example of Russian-style ideal strong body, which is reminiscent of Hercules).

When it comes down to it, for both men and women, individual phenotype matters a lot more than anything else, and there's a huge variety of functional bodytypes out there.


That same tutorial also goes into varying body types. It's actually very comprehensive and thorough.
 
2012-02-09 12:11:40 PM
LewDux: Hercules didn't exist. Sorry

I'd bet the mythology is based around a real man who was not only extremely strong but a masterful bullshiat artist.
 
2012-02-09 12:28:08 PM
i40.tinypic.com

No kidding those are photoshopped! They look nothing like her!
 
2012-02-09 03:20:10 PM
dyhchong: Why is it in all these strongest men comps most always have a lot of fat on them?

Fewer of them look like bodybuilders but rather your average farmer. I would have thought, provided you're constantlly eating to replenish energy supplies, your body would demolish most of your fat. From my experience this has happened anyway, I find it almost impossible to put fat on but muscle builds without much effort.

Then again I guess sumo wrestlers have a massive mix of both, and spend their life training.


Humans aren't really designed to lose weight when they expend more energy. Actually humans aren't really designed to lose weight under any circumstances.

The check and balance to that was always just that food was hard to find.
 
2012-02-09 04:09:52 PM
Smeggy Smurf: LewDux: Hercules didn't exist. Sorry

I'd bet the mythology is based around a real man who was not only extremely strong but a masterful bullshiat artist.


Or someone really strong and laid back that decided to let their reputation to do their fighting for them.

\Druss the Legend
 
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