If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Daily Mail) Sick British swingers club may be forced to close because your mom can't keep her gangbangs at a reasonable noise level   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 120
More: Sick, sex party  
•       •       •

15442 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Feb 2012 at 7:06 AM   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»   |    Get this fabulous T-Shirt and impress the methane out of your friends! shirt it!



120 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all
 
2012-02-08 08:23:30 PM
I hear that.
 
2012-02-08 09:39:23 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Nothing turns my crank more than being locked in a wooden box!

Seriously though, what's the purpose of the box? Are two people supposed to be locked in it together? Is it some kind of sensory deprivation chamber? Why is it outside? Why are there ropes/chains hanging from it? WTF is going on there?
 
2012-02-08 10:18:57 PM
Mom's a screamer?
 
2012-02-08 11:42:14 PM
Ball gags all around.
 
2012-02-09 12:25:02 AM
Figures my mom would be getting more action than I do.
 
2012-02-09 12:28:30 AM
Whenever I see these types of contraptions

i.dailymail.co.uk

I almost always think of

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-02-09 02:16:37 AM
i248.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-09 03:10:08 AM
miss diminutive: Seriously though, what's the purpose of the box? Are two people supposed to be locked in it together? Is it some kind of sensory deprivation chamber? Why is it outside? Why are there ropes/chains hanging from it? WTF is going on there?

Is that slat a crotch level supposed to be like a glory hole? A glory slat?
 
2012-02-09 03:39:44 AM
mamoru: miss diminutive: Seriously though, what's the purpose of the box? Are two people supposed to be locked in it together? Is it some kind of sensory deprivation chamber? Why is it outside? Why are there ropes/chains hanging from it? WTF is going on there?

Is that slat a crotch level supposed to be like a glory hole? A glory slat?


A carnal aperture?
 
2012-02-09 07:10:58 AM
"Conservative councillor Leslie Puttock said he had no moral objection to the activities taking place in the house."

Now you KNOW the DM is just making this stuff up, don't you?
 
2012-02-09 07:12:13 AM
...he has a wife you know.....
 
2012-02-09 07:19:01 AM
On the other hand, their anual chariot races are lots of fun!
wikicheats.gametrailers.com
/hot like a room without a dildo fan.
 
2012-02-09 07:20:19 AM
They should be shut down because I doubt the floor is rated for that amount of weight.
 
2012-02-09 07:27:50 AM
With any luck the neighbor's lives are ruined forever. Always thinking that behind some narrow door in a country estate women in leather are getting incredible kicks from things they'll never know.

/HST or thereabouts.
 
2012-02-09 07:31:55 AM
Mom??????
 
2012-02-09 07:33:04 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-02-09 07:36:44 AM
content8.flixster.com
Oh, it's a savage garden, my friend. A savage garden.
 
2012-02-09 07:39:28 AM
mamoru: miss diminutive: Seriously though, what's the purpose of the box? Are two people supposed to be locked in it together? Is it some kind of sensory deprivation chamber? Why is it outside? Why are there ropes/chains hanging from it? WTF is going on there?

Is that slat a crotch level supposed to be like a glory hole? A glory slat?


If forced to think about it, I would imagine you are right. I think the rope things might be so the bloke can hang on if he gets wobbly legs.
 
2012-02-09 07:42:20 AM
Oh God, I know... I knowwwwwwwww!!!! :(
 
ows
2012-02-09 07:48:04 AM
alright lads, que up!!! 5 shillings for a poke.
 
2012-02-09 07:53:27 AM
first of all - stupid mail doesn't understand the difference between swinging and BDSM. OK, so there is a crossover, but 'normal' swingers can get seriously freaked out by aspects of BDSM, and some BDSM'ers are very prudish about swingers. there does tend to be a crossover, because swingers clubs are one place that a BDSMer can get naked acceptance [pun intended]
generally these places have different nights for different crowds - in some places the spanking benches and st andrews crosses are simply locked away on swinger nights and only brought out on BDSM nights.


miss diminutive:

Nothing turns my crank more than being locked in a wooden box!

Seriously though, what's the purpose of the box? Are two people supposed to be locked in it together? Is it some kind of sensory deprivation chamber? Why is it outside? Why are there ropes/chains hanging from it? WTF is going on there?


some people are turned on by being locked in a box as part of a scene, with the right person/people involved it's really just another form of bondage
 
2012-02-09 07:53:32 AM
The noise isn't the real bad part. The REAL bad part that is bothering the neighbors is the smell.
 
2012-02-09 07:55:53 AM
furterfan: first of all - stupid mail doesn't understand the difference between swinging and BDSM. OK, so there is a crossover, but 'normal' swingers can get seriously freaked out by aspects of BDSM, and some BDSM'ers are very prudish about swingers. there does tend to be a crossover, because swingers clubs are one place that a BDSMer can get naked acceptance [pun intended]
generally these places have different nights for different crowds - in some places the spanking benches and st andrews crosses are simply locked away on swinger nights and only brought out on BDSM nights.


I read that in the voice of Mike from the Young Ones.
 
2012-02-09 07:56:46 AM
miss diminutive: Seriously though, what's the purpose of the box? Are two people supposed to be locked in it together? Is it some kind of sensory deprivation chamber? Why is it outside? Why are there ropes/chains hanging from it? WTF is going on there?

It's a "Lefleur Box", also known as a "Cuyahoga Coffin" in some parts. While it may seem strange and somewhat obscure to most people, to erotica connoisseurs it is a throwback of sorts to the olden days of kink. A good, hand-crafted one could sell for a few thousand dollars if it's in near-mint condition.

/They very rarely are, of course
 
2012-02-09 08:04:22 AM
FYI, That's not a crucifix. It's called a St. Andrew's Cross.

/Have one in the basement - Link (new window)(Might be NSFW)
 
2012-02-09 08:07:58 AM
It's long been rumored that in this sleepy little southwestern Ohio town that there has been a disproportionate number of swinging couples. Lately It seems these rumors have been verified and names are being assigned. I'm of two minds on this. Part of me is titilated by it and is disappointed I wasn't invited. And part of me is sitting with my popcorn eagerly waiting for this tragicomedy to unfold.
 
2012-02-09 08:09:38 AM
i just wanted to tell everyone that im here for your moms gangbang but i see the_sponge already took care of it.
 
2012-02-09 08:10:10 AM
tommyl66: miss diminutive: Seriously though, what's the purpose of the box? Are two people supposed to be locked in it together? Is it some kind of sensory deprivation chamber? Why is it outside? Why are there ropes/chains hanging from it? WTF is going on there?

It's a "Lefleur Box", also known as a "Cuyahoga Coffin" in some parts. While it may seem strange and somewhat obscure to most people, to erotica connoisseurs it is a throwback of sorts to the olden days of kink. A good, hand-crafted one could sell for a few thousand dollars if it's in near-mint condition.

/They very rarely are, of course


Interesting. I couldn't find anything about them on google though, so they must be pretty obscure. Were they designed for two people?
 
2012-02-09 08:12:15 AM
That's why they're called gang*bang*s, not gangquiets.
 
2012-02-09 08:12:38 AM
Okay, so most of the comments here are negative.

Am I the only one that thinks that place looks like it might be a lot of fun?
 
2012-02-09 08:15:11 AM
miss diminutive: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x447]

Nothing turns my crank more than being locked in a wooden box!

Seriously though, what's the purpose of the box? Are two people supposed to be locked in it together? Is it some kind of sensory deprivation chamber? Why is it outside? Why are there ropes/chains hanging from it? WTF is going on there?


laxallstars.com

would like to know what's in there.
 
2012-02-09 08:15:26 AM
miss diminutive: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x447]

Nothing turns my crank more than being locked in a wooden box!

Seriously though, what's the purpose of the box? Are two people supposed to be locked in it together? Is it some kind of sensory deprivation chamber? Why is it outside? Why are there ropes/chains hanging from it? WTF is going on there?


ronbrackin2.files.wordpress.com

"Any man not in his bed by eight spends a night in the box."
 
2012-02-09 08:18:41 AM
tommyl66: miss diminutive: Seriously though, what's the purpose of the box? Are two people supposed to be locked in it together? Is it some kind of sensory deprivation chamber? Why is it outside? Why are there ropes/chains hanging from it? WTF is going on there?

It's a "Lefleur Box", also known as a "Cuyahoga Coffin" in some parts. While it may seem strange and somewhat obscure to most people, to erotica connoisseurs it is a throwback of sorts to the olden days of kink. A good, hand-crafted one could sell for a few thousand dollars if it's in near-mint condition.

/They very rarely are, of course


I read that in the voice of one of the appraisers on The Antiques Roadshow. Either that or Chumlee.
 
2012-02-09 08:23:18 AM
Mr. David Kay, you Sir are my hero. I've been wanting to do this for years, but lack the funds.
 
2012-02-09 08:25:36 AM
Grables'Daughter: Okay, so most of the comments here are negative.

Am I the only one that thinks that place looks like it might be a lot of fun?


I could only wish I were that perverted. Sadly, I am not.
 
2012-02-09 08:31:34 AM
Grables'Daughter: Okay, so most of the comments here are negative.

Am I the only one that thinks that place looks like it might be a lot of fun?


How can you think it's fun when you don't exist? lol
 
2012-02-09 08:35:12 AM
Not that I'm speaking from experience, but that place looked a lot nicer than I expected.
 
2012-02-09 08:36:03 AM
tommyl66: It's a "Lefleur Box", also known as a "Cuyahoga Coffin" in some parts.

Bullshiat...ain't on wikipedia.
 
2012-02-09 08:36:43 AM
Crewmannumber6: It's long been rumored that in this sleepy little southwestern Ohio town that there has been a disproportionate number of swinging couples. Lately It seems these rumors have been verified and names are being assigned. I'm of two minds on this. Part of me is titilated by it and is disappointed I wasn't invited. And part of me is sitting with my popcorn eagerly waiting for this tragicomedy to unfold.

You talking about Swingboro?
 
2012-02-09 08:40:20 AM
Grables'Daughter: "Any man not in his bed by eight spends a night in the box."

"Any man playing grabass or fightin' in the building spends a night in the box."
 
2012-02-09 08:41:56 AM
ranak: Grables'Daughter: Okay, so most of the comments here are negative.

Am I the only one that thinks that place looks like it might be a lot of fun?

How can you think it's fun when you don't exist? lol


i51.tinypic.com
 
2012-02-09 08:43:26 AM
Prof. Frink: That's why they're called gang*bang*s, not gangquiets.

hmm, that makes sense! ty doc
 
2012-02-09 08:48:35 AM
there is very little furniture other than several leather sofas

wut?

Not only is this one of the most self-contradictory sentences I've heard or read in some time, the picture which accompanies it clearly shows a love seat with an ottoman, a large chair, a glass table, and what appears to be a decent size leather sofa. That's what I'd call a pretty normally appointed living room.
 
2012-02-09 08:49:55 AM
RobSeace: Grables'Daughter: "Any man not in his bed by eight spends a night in the box."

"Any man playing grabass or fightin' in the building spends a night in the box."


"Any man loses his spoon spends a night in the box."
 
2012-02-09 08:53:29 AM
miss diminutive: tommyl66: miss diminutive: Seriously though, what's the purpose of the box? Are two people supposed to be locked in it together? Is it some kind of sensory deprivation chamber? Why is it outside? Why are there ropes/chains hanging from it? WTF is going on there?

It's a "Lefleur Box", also known as a "Cuyahoga Coffin" in some parts. While it may seem strange and somewhat obscure to most people, to erotica connoisseurs it is a throwback of sorts to the olden days of kink. A good, hand-crafted one could sell for a few thousand dollars if it's in near-mint condition.

/They very rarely are, of course

Interesting. I couldn't find anything about them on google though, so they must be pretty obscure. Were they designed for two people?


We could probably squeeze three if you're into that.
 
2012-02-09 08:54:50 AM
Grables'Daughter: Okay, so most of the comments here are negative.

Am I the only one that thinks that place looks like it might be a lot of fun?


Nah, you're not alone.
 
2012-02-09 08:59:59 AM
stebain: furterfan: first of all - stupid mail doesn't understand the difference between swinging and BDSM. OK, so there is a crossover, but 'normal' swingers can get seriously freaked out by aspects of BDSM, and some BDSM'ers are very prudish about swingers. there does tend to be a crossover, because swingers clubs are one place that a BDSMer can get naked acceptance [pun intended]
generally these places have different nights for different crowds - in some places the spanking benches and st andrews crosses are simply locked away on swinger nights and only brought out on BDSM nights.

I read that in the voice of Mike from the Young Ones.


... ... Open up, it's the Pigs.

Don't flush - it's only Neil!

/ mmm, lentils
 
2012-02-09 09:05:34 AM
Grables'Daughter: Okay, so most of the comments here are negative.

Am I the only one that thinks that place looks like it might be a lot of fun?


I'm a redhead - I don't like pain.
 
2012-02-09 09:07:04 AM
mamoru: miss diminutive: Seriously though, what's the purpose of the box? Are two people supposed to be locked in it together? Is it some kind of sensory deprivation chamber? Why is it outside? Why are there ropes/chains hanging from it? WTF is going on there?

Is that slat a crotch level supposed to be like a glory hole? A glory slat?


There is nothing glorious about wooden slats on Fark!
 
2012-02-09 09:08:34 AM
Grables'Daughter: Okay, so most of the comments here are negative.

Am I the only one that thinks that place looks like it might be a lot of fun?


Wanna go find out?

"Uh.. so look uh, if you're date don't work out tonight for any reason uh, there's a motel up on the interstate, uh maybe we could say uh meet.. around uh midnight?" - E. Blues

/too shy for eip :(
 
Displayed 50 of 120 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »