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The First Four Black Sabbath Albums
2012-02-08 08:23:30 PM
I hear that.
miss diminutive
2012-02-08 09:39:23 PM
Nothing turns my crank more than being locked in a wooden box!
Seriously though, what's the purpose of the box? Are two people supposed to be locked in it together? Is it some kind of sensory deprivation chamber? Why is it outside? Why are there ropes/chains hanging from it? WTF is going on there?
AirForceVet
2012-02-08 10:18:57 PM
Mom's a screamer?
Sgygus
2012-02-08 11:42:14 PM
Ball gags all around.
Evenbiggerknickers
2012-02-09 12:25:02 AM
Figures my mom would be getting more action than I do.
Evenbiggerknickers
2012-02-09 12:28:30 AM
Whenever I see these types of contraptions
I almost always think of
The_Sponge
2012-02-09 02:16:37 AM
mamoru
2012-02-09 03:10:08 AM
miss diminutive
:
Seriously though, what's the purpose of the box? Are two people supposed to be locked in it together? Is it some kind of sensory deprivation chamber? Why is it outside? Why are there ropes/chains hanging from it? WTF is going on there?
Is that slat a crotch level supposed to be like a glory hole? A glory slat?
miss diminutive
2012-02-09 03:39:44 AM
mamoru
:
miss diminutive: Seriously though, what's the purpose of the box? Are two people supposed to be locked in it together? Is it some kind of sensory deprivation chamber? Why is it outside? Why are there ropes/chains hanging from it? WTF is going on there?
Is that slat a crotch level supposed to be like a glory hole? A glory slat?
A carnal aperture?
Pert
2012-02-09 07:10:58 AM
"Conservative councillor Leslie
Puttock
said he had no moral objection to the activities taking place in the house."
Now you KNOW the DM is just making this stuff up, don't you?
Pert
2012-02-09 07:12:13 AM
...he has a wife you know.....
MythDragon
2012-02-09 07:19:01 AM
On the other hand, their anual chariot races are lots of fun!
/hot like a room without a dildo fan.
Tat'dGreaser
2012-02-09 07:20:19 AM
They should be shut down because I doubt the floor is rated for that amount of weight.
TheBitterest
2012-02-09 07:27:50 AM
With any luck the neighbor's lives are ruined forever. Always thinking that behind some narrow door in a country estate women in leather are getting incredible kicks from things they'll never know.
/HST or thereabouts.
PoRL
2012-02-09 07:31:55 AM
Mom??????
LewDux
2012-02-09 07:33:04 AM
stebain
2012-02-09 07:36:44 AM
Oh, it's a savage garden, my friend. A savage garden.
stebain
2012-02-09 07:39:28 AM
mamoru
:
miss diminutive: Seriously though, what's the purpose of the box? Are two people supposed to be locked in it together? Is it some kind of sensory deprivation chamber? Why is it outside? Why are there ropes/chains hanging from it? WTF is going on there?
Is that slat a crotch level supposed to be like a glory hole? A glory slat?
If forced to think about it, I would imagine you are right. I think the rope things might be so the bloke can hang on if he gets wobbly legs.
Make More Hinjews
2012-02-09 07:42:20 AM
Oh God, I know... I knowwwwwwwww!!!! :(
ows
2012-02-09 07:48:04 AM
alright lads, que up!!! 5 shillings for a poke.
furterfan
2012-02-09 07:53:27 AM
first of all - stupid mail doesn't understand the difference between swinging and BDSM. OK, so there is a crossover, but 'normal' swingers can get seriously freaked out by aspects of BDSM, and some BDSM'ers are very prudish about swingers. there does tend to be a crossover, because swingers clubs are one place that a BDSMer can get naked acceptance [pun intended]
generally these places have different nights for different crowds - in some places the spanking benches and st andrews crosses are simply locked away on swinger nights and only brought out on BDSM nights.
miss diminutive
:
Nothing turns my crank more than being locked in a wooden box!
Seriously though, what's the purpose of the box? Are two people supposed to be locked in it together? Is it some kind of sensory deprivation chamber? Why is it outside? Why are there ropes/chains hanging from it? WTF is going on there?
some people are turned on by being locked in a box
as part of a scene, with the right person/people involved
it's really just another form of bondage
Lone Stranger
2012-02-09 07:53:32 AM
The noise isn't the real bad part. The REAL bad part that is bothering the neighbors is the smell.
stebain
2012-02-09 07:55:53 AM
furterfan
:
first of all - stupid mail doesn't understand the difference between swinging and BDSM. OK, so there is a crossover, but 'normal' swingers can get seriously freaked out by aspects of BDSM, and some BDSM'ers are very prudish about swingers. there does tend to be a crossover, because swingers clubs are one place that a BDSMer can get naked acceptance [pun intended]
generally these places have different nights for different crowds - in some places the spanking benches and st andrews crosses are simply locked away on swinger nights and only brought out on BDSM nights.
I read that in the voice of Mike from the Young Ones.
tommyl66
2012-02-09 07:56:46 AM
miss diminutive
:
Seriously though, what's the purpose of the box? Are two people supposed to be locked in it together? Is it some kind of sensory deprivation chamber? Why is it outside? Why are there ropes/chains hanging from it? WTF is going on there?
It's a "Lefleur Box", also known as a "Cuyahoga Coffin" in some parts. While it may seem strange and somewhat obscure to most people, to erotica connoisseurs it is a throwback of sorts to the olden days of kink. A good, hand-crafted one could sell for a few thousand dollars if it's in near-mint condition.
/They very rarely are, of course
cmraman
2012-02-09 08:04:22 AM
FYI, That's not a crucifix. It's called a St. Andrew's Cross.
/Have one in the basement -
Link
(new window)(Might be NSFW)
Crewmannumber6
2012-02-09 08:07:58 AM
It's long been rumored that in this sleepy little southwestern Ohio town that there has been a disproportionate number of swinging couples. Lately It seems these rumors have been verified and names are being assigned. I'm of two minds on this. Part of me is titilated by it and is disappointed I wasn't invited. And part of me is sitting with my popcorn eagerly waiting for this tragicomedy to unfold.
Freakin Rican
2012-02-09 08:09:38 AM
i just wanted to tell everyone that im here for your moms gangbang but i see
the_sponge
already took care of it.
miss diminutive
2012-02-09 08:10:10 AM
tommyl66
:
miss diminutive: Seriously though, what's the purpose of the box? Are two people supposed to be locked in it together? Is it some kind of sensory deprivation chamber? Why is it outside? Why are there ropes/chains hanging from it? WTF is going on there?
It's a "Lefleur Box", also known as a "Cuyahoga Coffin" in some parts. While it may seem strange and somewhat obscure to most people, to erotica connoisseurs it is a throwback of sorts to the olden days of kink. A good, hand-crafted one could sell for a few thousand dollars if it's in near-mint condition.
/They very rarely are, of course
Interesting. I couldn't find anything about them on google though, so they must be pretty obscure. Were they designed for two people?
Prof. Frink
2012-02-09 08:12:15 AM
That's why they're called gang*bang*s, not gangquiets.
Grables'Daughter
2012-02-09 08:12:38 AM
Okay, so most of the comments here are negative.
Am I the only one that thinks that place looks like it might be a lot of fun?
CapnBlues
2012-02-09 08:15:11 AM
miss diminutive
:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x447]
Nothing turns my crank more than being locked in a wooden box!
Seriously though, what's the purpose of the box? Are two people supposed to be locked in it together? Is it some kind of sensory deprivation chamber? Why is it outside? Why are there ropes/chains hanging from it? WTF is going on there?
would like to know what's in there.
Grables'Daughter
2012-02-09 08:15:26 AM
miss diminutive
:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x447]
Nothing turns my crank more than being locked in a wooden box!
Seriously though, what's the purpose of the box? Are two people supposed to be locked in it together? Is it some kind of sensory deprivation chamber? Why is it outside? Why are there ropes/chains hanging from it? WTF is going on there?
"Any man not in his bed by eight spends a night in the box."
Persnickety
2012-02-09 08:18:41 AM
tommyl66
:
miss diminutive: Seriously though, what's the purpose of the box? Are two people supposed to be locked in it together? Is it some kind of sensory deprivation chamber? Why is it outside? Why are there ropes/chains hanging from it? WTF is going on there?
It's a "Lefleur Box", also known as a "Cuyahoga Coffin" in some parts. While it may seem strange and somewhat obscure to most people, to erotica connoisseurs it is a throwback of sorts to the olden days of kink. A good, hand-crafted one could sell for a few thousand dollars if it's in near-mint condition.
/They very rarely are, of course
I read that in the voice of one of the appraisers on The Antiques Roadshow. Either that or Chumlee.
TravelingFreakshow
2012-02-09 08:23:18 AM
Mr. David Kay, you Sir are my hero. I've been wanting to do this for years, but lack the funds.
AlwaysRightBoy
2012-02-09 08:25:36 AM
Grables'Daughter
:
Okay, so most of the comments here are negative.
Am I the only one that thinks that place looks like it might be a lot of fun?
I could only wish I were that perverted. Sadly, I am not.
ranak
2012-02-09 08:31:34 AM
Grables'Daughter
:
Okay, so most of the comments here are negative.
Am I the only one that thinks that place looks like it might be a lot of fun?
How can you think it's fun when you don't exist? lol
bumfuzzled
2012-02-09 08:35:12 AM
Not that I'm speaking from experience, but that place looked a lot nicer than I expected.
Prof. Frink
2012-02-09 08:36:03 AM
tommyl66
:
It's a "Lefleur Box", also known as a "Cuyahoga Coffin" in some parts.
Bullshiat...ain't on wikipedia.
FrancoFile
2012-02-09 08:36:43 AM
Crewmannumber6
:
It's long been rumored that in this sleepy little southwestern Ohio town that there has been a disproportionate number of swinging couples. Lately It seems these rumors have been verified and names are being assigned. I'm of two minds on this. Part of me is titilated by it and is disappointed I wasn't invited. And part of me is sitting with my popcorn eagerly waiting for this tragicomedy to unfold.
You talking about Swingboro?
RobSeace
2012-02-09 08:40:20 AM
Grables'Daughter
:
"Any man not in his bed by eight spends a night in the box."
"Any man playing grabass or fightin' in the building spends a night in the box."
RobSeace
2012-02-09 08:41:56 AM
ranak
:
Grables'Daughter: Okay, so most of the comments here are negative.
Am I the only one that thinks that place looks like it might be a lot of fun?
How can you think it's fun when you don't exist? lol
Just_a_Bear
2012-02-09 08:43:26 AM
Prof. Frink
:
That's why they're called gang*bang*s, not gangquiets.
hmm, that makes sense! ty doc
Splinshints
2012-02-09 08:48:35 AM
there is very little furniture other than several leather sofas
wut?
Not only is this one of the most self-contradictory sentences I've heard or read in some time, the picture which accompanies it clearly shows a love seat with an ottoman, a large chair, a glass table, and what appears to be a decent size leather sofa. That's what I'd call a pretty normally appointed living room.
Archie Goodwin
2012-02-09 08:49:55 AM
RobSeace
:
Grables'Daughter: "Any man not in his bed by eight spends a night in the box."
"Any man playing grabass or fightin' in the building spends a night in the box."
"Any man loses his spoon spends a night in the box."
Wendy's Chili
2012-02-09 08:53:29 AM
miss diminutive
:
tommyl66: miss diminutive: Seriously though, what's the purpose of the box? Are two people supposed to be locked in it together? Is it some kind of sensory deprivation chamber? Why is it outside? Why are there ropes/chains hanging from it? WTF is going on there?
It's a "Lefleur Box", also known as a "Cuyahoga Coffin" in some parts. While it may seem strange and somewhat obscure to most people, to erotica connoisseurs it is a throwback of sorts to the olden days of kink. A good, hand-crafted one could sell for a few thousand dollars if it's in near-mint condition.
/They very rarely are, of course
Interesting. I couldn't find anything about them on google though, so they must be pretty obscure. Were they designed for two people?
We could probably squeeze three if you're into that.
Apok451
2012-02-09 08:54:50 AM
Grables'Daughter
:
Okay, so most of the comments here are negative.
Am I the only one that thinks that place looks like it might be a lot of fun?
Nah, you're not alone.
KyDave
2012-02-09 08:59:59 AM
stebain
:
furterfan: first of all - stupid mail doesn't understand the difference between swinging and BDSM. OK, so there is a crossover, but 'normal' swingers can get seriously freaked out by aspects of BDSM, and some BDSM'ers are very prudish about swingers. there does tend to be a crossover, because swingers clubs are one place that a BDSMer can get naked acceptance [pun intended]
generally these places have different nights for different crowds - in some places the spanking benches and st andrews crosses are simply locked away on swinger nights and only brought out on BDSM nights.
I read that in the voice of Mike from the Young Ones.
... ... Open up, it's the Pigs.
Don't flush - it's only Neil!
/ mmm, lentils
Rindred
2012-02-09 09:05:34 AM
Grables'Daughter
:
Okay, so most of the comments here are negative.
Am I the only one that thinks that place looks like it might be a lot of fun?
I'm a redhead - I don't like pain.
Public Savant
2012-02-09 09:07:04 AM
mamoru
:
miss diminutive: Seriously though, what's the purpose of the box? Are two people supposed to be locked in it together? Is it some kind of sensory deprivation chamber? Why is it outside? Why are there ropes/chains hanging from it? WTF is going on there?
Is that slat a crotch level supposed to be like a glory hole? A glory slat?
There is nothing glorious about
wooden slats
on Fark!
KyDave
2012-02-09 09:08:34 AM
Grables'Daughter
:
Okay, so most of the comments here are negative.
Am I the only one that thinks that place looks like it might be a lot of fun?
Wanna go find out?
"Uh.. so look uh, if you're date don't work out tonight for any reason uh, there's a motel up on the interstate, uh maybe we could say uh meet.. around uh midnight?" - E. Blues
/too shy for eip :(
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