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Theme of Farktography Contest No. 353: "Apples vs. Oranges 2: The Rematch." Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Linguine
2012-02-08 08:03:09 PM
Welcome to Farktography!
This Week's Theme: "Apples vs. Oranges 2: The Rematch""
Description
: A new generation of apples and oranges are resurrecting ancient grudges. Show us the battles.
We ask that before submitting your photos you read and adhere to the following submission
rules
, including but
not
limited to the following:
- Submissions must be photographs; screen captures do not count as photographs.
- You must be the original photographer of your entry. Do not submit anyone else's photography as your own.
- You are only allowed to enter a photograph once. Do not submit the same photo to another contest later.
- You may enter 3 photos in each contest as long as each photo is of a different composition.
- Please post each photo separately so they can be voted for individually.
Ideally, your photograph should be presented as taken, with as little alteration as possible either digitally in-camera or in your image editor during post-processing. No selectively applied digital effects! No removal or addition of image elements, no spot treatments, and no HDR images, please.
With few exceptions (red-eye removal, sensor or scan dust removal), modifications to the original photograph must be made evenly across the image.
See the
rules
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Legal:
All photographers submitting photos to this contest are the legal copyright holders for the photos submitted and the photos are not to be considered free for any other use without written consent from the submitting photographers.
To have your photo website listed on the Farktography home page, please send your Fark username and url to admin(at)farktography.net and we'll get you up forthwith. (also, indicate if you're willing to share your photographs for use as source images in PhotoShop contests)
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Farktographer
2012-02-08 08:03:38 PM
Devour
Apple interrogators slice their way through the quiet ones.
Ennuipoet
2012-02-08 08:03:54 PM
Click for Flickr
^
"DEATH TO APPLES, APPLES GO HOME!"
/*Note: There was no Centurion present to correct my Latin and make me write these one hundred times, it all came from Google Translate. Please send any corrections to Google
sleeping
2012-02-08 08:03:55 PM
lightbox
Zero Exponent
2012-02-08 08:03:55 PM
... and if you boys don't tell us about your troop movements, you'll
all
get the juicer!! Corporal, bring me a bottle of Smirnoff from stores ... I'm craving a screwdriver for some reason hehehe
(All the other apples start laughing menacingly)
MorningBreath
2012-02-08 08:03:59 PM
Ranger Joe
2012-02-08 08:04:04 PM
QueenBee
2012-02-08 08:04:06 PM
Delete! Delete!
choo
2012-02-08 08:04:22 PM
You wouldn't hit an orange with glasses, would you?!
Farktographer
2012-02-08 08:04:23 PM
Orangception
An orange inside an apple. Your argument is invalid.
Ennuipoet
2012-02-08 08:04:45 PM
Click for Flickr
^
"APPLES ARE THE DEVIL!"
ravnostic
2012-02-08 08:04:46 PM
In orchards no one can hear you scream.
pops bigger, new window
U-Man
2012-02-08 08:04:55 PM
(pops to larger)
(please click. it is
much
better at 2000 x 812 px)
~ COEXIST ~
(based on the
COEXIST
bumper sticker)
orionid
2012-02-08 08:04:56 PM
Wipe that farking smirk off your face before I do it for you!
Bigr at Flickr
Elsinore
2012-02-08 08:05:05 PM
Orange Pulp Fiction
The oranges brought out The Gimp
Farktographer
2012-02-08 08:05:10 PM
Caged
"We have ways of making you talk...."
Barracuda
2012-02-08 08:05:13 PM
The Field of Battle -
Link to Full Size
(new window)
1/3
QueenBee
2012-02-08 08:05:17 PM
Get the...point?
Zero Exponent
2012-02-08 08:05:20 PM
The brave green scout creates a diversion, while the rest of his squad gets into position on a hill.
Mopsy
2012-02-08 08:05:21 PM
No Apple. You can not be an Orange!
ravnostic
2012-02-08 08:05:27 PM
Oh, hai guys! This one is opening up!
pops bigger, new window
U-Man
2012-02-08 08:05:49 PM
(pops to larger)
Machammed Appli vs. Sunny "The Juicer" Liston
First round knockout - May 25, 1965
original
Ennuipoet
2012-02-08 08:05:51 PM
Click for Flickr
^
"Signed: The Orange Popular Front
Undersigned: SPLITTERS!"
Pope Larry II
2012-02-08 08:06:00 PM
orionid
2012-02-08 08:06:11 PM
Despite his meticulous notes and in-depth analysis, it was determined after the war that Dr. Otto Von Orange's "medical experiments" were simply a means of torture that provided no useful data and were, in fact, good only for a new round of shock television.
Bigr at Flickr
ravnostic
2012-02-08 08:06:14 PM
Get that thing off of him!!
pops bigger, new window
voting intentionally disabled, germane to my theme but can only pick 3...
choo
2012-02-08 08:06:24 PM
Vlapple III the Orange-paler
Inspiration from
here
and
here
.
Linguine
2012-02-08 08:06:33 PM
Torture
Barracuda
2012-02-08 08:06:36 PM
Witnesses to first juice -
Link to Full Size
(new window)
2/3
U-Man
2012-02-08 08:06:43 PM
(pops to larger)
The Interrogation
Agent Orange put the
electric sqeeze
on Mac - but he wouldn't spill the juice.
ravnostic
2012-02-08 08:06:55 PM
Oh my God! What is that thing!?!
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Elsinore
2012-02-08 08:07:02 PM
Money Shots
Apples giving an orange a...bath.
fluffybunny
2012-02-08 08:07:17 PM
"Knife to a Gun Fight"
QueenBee
2012-02-08 08:07:17 PM
Work the pole to bring them to their knees
Pope Larry II
2012-02-08 08:07:31 PM
Linguine
2012-02-08 08:07:51 PM
DSC_0040 defend the wall bw small
by
guine
, on Flickr
Zero Exponent
2012-02-08 08:08:06 PM
Mopsy
2012-02-08 08:08:08 PM
Chocolate Will Bring Them Together
MorningBreath
2012-02-08 08:08:27 PM
Linguine
2012-02-08 08:09:04 PM
The Execution
Barracuda
2012-02-08 08:09:30 PM
Apples Win, Oranges Scalped -
Link to Full Size
(new window)
3/3
Ranger Joe
2012-02-08 08:09:31 PM
Apfel, apfel über alles, apfel, apfel in der Welt...
Mopsy
2012-02-08 08:11:10 PM
Oranges Win!
Elsinore
2012-02-08 08:12:47 PM
Shocking
An apple applies some electric encouragement to the orange.
Riffed off
Orionid
's "Interrogation" seen
here
(pops)
fluffybunny
2012-02-08 08:12:54 PM
"Hell Raisin XVIII : The Grapes of Wrath"
nmzp
2012-02-08 08:13:27 PM
Which wood you say is most beautiful?
ultraholland
2012-02-08 08:15:44 PM
sleeping:
lightbox
years back when I joined Fark and the first Apples v Oranges contest went live, I found a pocket knife, jug of orange juice, and an apple in my empty college apartment and arranged a similar (yet terribly composed) shot
orionid
2012-02-08 08:16:01 PM
Elsinore
:
Shocking
[farm8.staticflickr.com image 640x427]
An apple applies some electric encouragement to the orange.
Riffed off Orionid's "Interrogation" seen here (pops)
You're trying to whore a vote from me, aren't you? (It's working)
Elsinore
2012-02-08 08:19:19 PM
orionid
:
You're trying to whore a vote from me, aren't you? (It's working)
LOL That photo of yours was seriously the first inspiration I had when this theme got scheduled, and it was the only idea I had until the last day or two.
fluffybunny
2012-02-08 08:20:41 PM
"Et tu, Brute?"
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