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(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 353: "Apples vs. Oranges 2: The Rematch." Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme   (farktography.net) divider line 67
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2012-02-08 08:03:09 PM  
Welcome to Farktography!

This Week's Theme: "Apples vs. Oranges 2: The Rematch""

Description
: A new generation of apples and oranges are resurrecting ancient grudges. Show us the battles.

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2012-02-08 08:03:38 PM  
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Devour
Apple interrogators slice their way through the quiet ones.
 
2012-02-08 08:03:54 PM  
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"DEATH TO APPLES, APPLES GO HOME!"


/*Note: There was no Centurion present to correct my Latin and make me write these one hundred times, it all came from Google Translate. Please send any corrections to Google
 
2012-02-08 08:03:55 PM  
 
2012-02-08 08:03:55 PM  

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... and if you boys don't tell us about your troop movements, you'll all get the juicer!! Corporal, bring me a bottle of Smirnoff from stores ... I'm craving a screwdriver for some reason hehehe
(All the other apples start laughing menacingly)
 
2012-02-08 08:03:59 PM  
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2012-02-08 08:04:04 PM  
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2012-02-08 08:04:06 PM  
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Delete! Delete!
 
2012-02-08 08:04:22 PM  
choosepp.net

You wouldn't hit an orange with glasses, would you?!
 
2012-02-08 08:04:23 PM  
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Orangception
An orange inside an apple. Your argument is invalid.
 
2012-02-08 08:04:45 PM  
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"APPLES ARE THE DEVIL!"
 
2012-02-08 08:04:46 PM  
In orchards no one can hear you scream.
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2012-02-08 08:04:55 PM  
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(pops to larger)
(please click. it is much better at 2000 x 812 px)


~ COEXIST ~

(based on the COEXIST bumper sticker)
 
2012-02-08 08:04:56 PM  

www.buckscorner.com

Wipe that farking smirk off your face before I do it for you!


Bigr at Flickr
 
2012-02-08 08:05:05 PM  
Orange Pulp Fiction
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The oranges brought out The Gimp
 
2012-02-08 08:05:10 PM  
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Caged
"We have ways of making you talk...."
 
2012-02-08 08:05:13 PM  

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The Field of Battle - Link to Full Size (new window)


1/3
 
2012-02-08 08:05:17 PM  
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Get the...point?
 
2012-02-08 08:05:20 PM  

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The brave green scout creates a diversion, while the rest of his squad gets into position on a hill.
 
2012-02-08 08:05:21 PM  
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No Apple. You can not be an Orange!
 
2012-02-08 08:05:27 PM  
Oh, hai guys! This one is opening up!
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2012-02-08 08:05:49 PM  
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Machammed Appli vs. Sunny "The Juicer" Liston
First round knockout - May 25, 1965

original
 
2012-02-08 08:05:51 PM  
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"Signed: The Orange Popular Front
Undersigned: SPLITTERS!"
 
2012-02-08 08:06:00 PM  
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2012-02-08 08:06:11 PM  

www.buckscorner.com

Despite his meticulous notes and in-depth analysis, it was determined after the war that Dr. Otto Von Orange's "medical experiments" were simply a means of torture that provided no useful data and were, in fact, good only for a new round of shock television.


Bigr at Flickr
 
2012-02-08 08:06:24 PM  
choosepp.net
Vlapple III the Orange-paler
Inspiration from here and here.
 
2012-02-08 08:06:33 PM  
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Torture
 
2012-02-08 08:06:36 PM  

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Witnesses to first juice - Link to Full Size (new window)


2/3
 
2012-02-08 08:06:43 PM  
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The Interrogation

Agent Orange put the electric sqeeze on Mac - but he wouldn't spill the juice.
 
2012-02-08 08:06:55 PM  
Oh my God! What is that thing!?!
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2012-02-08 08:07:02 PM  
Money Shots
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Apples giving an orange a...bath.
 
2012-02-08 08:07:17 PM  

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"Knife to a Gun Fight"
 
2012-02-08 08:07:17 PM  
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Work the pole to bring them to their knees
 
2012-02-08 08:07:31 PM  
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2012-02-08 08:07:51 PM  
 
2012-02-08 08:08:06 PM  

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2012-02-08 08:08:08 PM  
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Chocolate Will Bring Them Together
 
2012-02-08 08:08:27 PM  
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2012-02-08 08:09:04 PM  
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The Execution
 
2012-02-08 08:09:30 PM  

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Apples Win, Oranges Scalped - Link to Full Size (new window)


3/3
 
2012-02-08 08:09:31 PM  
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Apfel, apfel über alles, apfel, apfel in der Welt...
 
2012-02-08 08:11:10 PM  
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Oranges Win!
 
2012-02-08 08:12:47 PM  
Shocking
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An apple applies some electric encouragement to the orange.

Riffed off Orionid's "Interrogation" seen here (pops)
 
2012-02-08 08:12:54 PM  

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"Hell Raisin XVIII : The Grapes of Wrath"
 
2012-02-08 08:13:27 PM  
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Which wood you say is most beautiful?
 
2012-02-08 08:20:41 PM  

img46.imageshack.us

"Et tu, Brute?"
 
2012-02-08 08:49:13 PM  
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Tricksy Apples corralled some Oranges.
 
2012-02-08 08:54:34 PM  
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Though outnumbered, Apples charged Oranges blades at hand, while Oranges ended up skewered.
 
2012-02-08 08:57:51 PM  
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Not to be outdone, Oranges went all Cannibal on a trapped Apple. It never stood a chance.
 
2012-02-08 09:44:27 PM  
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