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(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 353: "Apples vs. Oranges 2: The Rematch." Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme   ( divider line
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2012-02-08 08:03:09 PM  
Welcome to Farktography!

This Week's Theme: "Apples vs. Oranges 2: The Rematch""

: A new generation of apples and oranges are resurrecting ancient grudges. Show us the battles.

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2012-02-08 08:03:38 PM
Apple interrogators slice their way through the quiet ones.

2012-02-08 08:03:54 PM  

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/*Note: There was no Centurion present to correct my Latin and make me write these one hundred times, it all came from Google Translate. Please send any corrections to Google
2012-02-08 08:03:55 PM  
2012-02-08 08:03:55 PM

... and if you boys don't tell us about your troop movements, you'll all get the juicer!! Corporal, bring me a bottle of Smirnoff from stores ... I'm craving a screwdriver for some reason hehehe
(All the other apples start laughing menacingly)
2012-02-08 08:03:59 PM

2012-02-08 08:04:04 PM
2012-02-08 08:04:06 PM
Delete! Delete!

2012-02-08 08:04:22 PM

You wouldn't hit an orange with glasses, would you?!

2012-02-08 08:04:23 PM
An orange inside an apple. Your argument is invalid.

2012-02-08 08:04:45 PM  

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2012-02-08 08:04:46 PM  

In orchards no one can hear you scream.
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2012-02-08 08:04:55 PM

(pops to larger)
(please click. it is much better at 2000 x 812 px)


(based on the COEXIST bumper sticker)

2012-02-08 08:04:56 PM

Wipe that farking smirk off your face before I do it for you!

Bigr at Flickr

2012-02-08 08:05:05 PM  
Orange Pulp Fiction

The oranges brought out The Gimp
2012-02-08 08:05:10 PM
"We have ways of making you talk...."

2012-02-08 08:05:13 PM
The Field of Battle - Link to Full Size (new window)

2012-02-08 08:05:17 PM
Get the...point?

2012-02-08 08:05:20 PM

The brave green scout creates a diversion, while the rest of his squad gets into position on a hill.
2012-02-08 08:05:21 PM

No Apple. You can not be an Orange!

2012-02-08 08:05:27 PM  

Oh, hai guys! This one is opening up!
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2012-02-08 08:05:49 PM

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Machammed Appli vs. Sunny "The Juicer" Liston
First round knockout - May 25, 1965


2012-02-08 08:05:51 PM  

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"Signed: The Orange Popular Front
Undersigned: SPLITTERS!"

2012-02-08 08:06:00 PM

2012-02-08 08:06:11 PM

Despite his meticulous notes and in-depth analysis, it was determined after the war that Dr. Otto Von Orange's "medical experiments" were simply a means of torture that provided no useful data and were, in fact, good only for a new round of shock television.

Bigr at Flickr

2012-02-08 08:06:24 PM
Vlapple III the Orange-paler
Inspiration from here and here.

2012-02-08 08:06:33 PM


2012-02-08 08:06:36 PM
Witnesses to first juice - Link to Full Size (new window)

2012-02-08 08:06:43 PM

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The Interrogation

Agent Orange put the electric sqeeze on Mac - but he wouldn't spill the juice.

2012-02-08 08:06:55 PM  

Oh my God! What is that thing!?!
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2012-02-08 08:07:02 PM  
Money Shots

Apples giving an orange a...bath.
2012-02-08 08:07:17 PM

"Knife to a Gun Fight"

2012-02-08 08:07:17 PM
Work the pole to bring them to their knees

2012-02-08 08:07:31 PM

2012-02-08 08:07:51 PM  
2012-02-08 08:08:06 PM

2012-02-08 08:08:08 PM

Chocolate Will Bring Them Together

2012-02-08 08:08:27 PM

2012-02-08 08:09:04 PM

The Execution

2012-02-08 08:09:30 PM
Apples Win, Oranges Scalped - Link to Full Size (new window)

2012-02-08 08:09:31 PM

Apfel, apfel über alles, apfel, apfel in der Welt...

2012-02-08 08:11:10 PM

Oranges Win!

2012-02-08 08:12:47 PM  

An apple applies some electric encouragement to the orange.

Riffed off Orionid's "Interrogation" seen here (pops)
2012-02-08 08:12:54 PM

"Hell Raisin XVIII : The Grapes of Wrath"

2012-02-08 08:13:27 PM
Which wood you say is most beautiful?

2012-02-08 08:20:41 PM

"Et tu, Brute?"

2012-02-08 08:49:13 PM
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Tricksy Apples corralled some Oranges.

2012-02-08 08:54:34 PM
(pic pops to embiggen)

Though outnumbered, Apples charged Oranges blades at hand, while Oranges ended up skewered.

2012-02-08 08:57:51 PM
(pic pops to embiggen)

Not to be outdone, Oranges went all Cannibal on a trapped Apple. It never stood a chance.

2012-02-08 09:44:27 PM

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