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(Huffington Post)   Gov. John Kasich, eschewing teleprompters like any good republican, delivers bizarre off-the-cuff speech during which he mocks Parkinson's sufferers, cries like John Boehner, and insults the entire state of California   ( divider line
    More: Strange, Boehner, Parkinson, mocks, teleprompters  
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4128 clicks; posted to Politics » on 08 Feb 2012 at 11:48 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-02-09 12:37:31 AM  
3 votes:
There was a man,
they shut off the pacemaker,
they put it back on.
He gave me a carved piece of wood.
It was like magic
2012-02-08 09:21:45 PM  
2 votes:

Pocket Ninja: What sort of thin-skinned primadonna snowflake would find that to be a mockery of people suffering from Parkinson's?

I'm far more insulted that video clips with embedded ads continue to get linked and greenlit. Quit it, asshats. And if you're gonna link to a video with an embedded ad, be goddamn sure it comes to bear on every farking point you make in your goddamn headline. Morons, everywhere.

You sound thin-skinned.
2012-02-08 06:50:53 PM  
2 votes:


2012-02-09 03:50:11 AM  
1 vote:
It's not like us "wackadoodle Californians" aren't puzzled by Romney Santorum Gingrich Marcus Bachmann Herman Cain.....
2012-02-09 01:16:34 AM  
1 vote:

Car_Ramrod: California, of course, filled by a bunch of wackadoodles."

Between this and Newt saying San Francisco has an "environment of strange fantasies and strange understandings of reality", I have never been prouder to live here.

/no one cares about Ohio

NASA used to care, but then the space shuttles got taken away. Most of the astronauts were from Ohio. Most people who want to leave a state move to another one. The people of Ohio take it up a few notches.
2012-02-08 11:47:48 PM  
1 vote:
By golly, his wife IS hot.
He's a wackadoodle, though.
2012-02-08 10:18:17 PM  
1 vote:
There was a man, they shut off the pacemaker, they put it back on. He gave me a carved piece of wood. It was like magic.

Man comes in, pacemaker goes off, pacemaker goes on, carved wood is created.
2012-02-08 08:39:21 PM  
1 vote:
Don't feel bad California because Kasich, by calling himself "Governor", insults Ohioans every day.

/Didn't vote for the moron
2012-02-08 08:09:12 PM  
1 vote:
The more important question is: how hot is his wife, really?
2012-02-08 08:05:41 PM  
1 vote:
FTA: During the address, Kasich imitated a Parkinson's patient, cried, insulted the people of California, praised his "hot wife," gave 14 shout-outs to the same person and played an awards show host while tearfully channeling a famously emotional fellow Ohio Republican, House Speaker John Boehner.

The fourteen shout-outs thing is what finally got me. Epic.
2012-02-08 07:59:11 PM  
1 vote:

Lsherm: He's the governor of Ohio. Who gives a shiat if he insults Californians?

California probably needs its own tag because of the voter enabled stupidity in Sacramento.

2012-02-08 07:28:03 PM  
1 vote:
He's the governor of Ohio. Who gives a shiat if he insults Californians?
2012-02-08 06:57:27 PM  
1 vote:
Jeez - I thought subby was exaggerating.
2012-02-08 06:54:00 PM  
1 vote:

/that's the best you got?
//give me a f*cking break
2012-02-08 06:45:43 PM  
1 vote:
He's a former talking head on Fox News. What the fark else would you expect from such a troglodyte?
2012-02-08 06:41:51 PM  
1 vote:
I can't believe we have to put up with this idiot.
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