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Judge on the other side of the gavel after dismissing wife's and friends' tickets
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Weaver95
2012-02-08 04:31:09 PM
HA! A corrupt judge and it's NOT Pennsylvania! in your FACE Michigan!
ZAZ
2012-02-08 05:27:32 PM
What's the point in marrying a judge if you can't get your tickets fixed?
GleeUnit
2012-02-08 07:18:54 PM
This reminds me.. What ever happened to that one piece of shiat judge from.. Texas, I think, but I could be wrong.. That was caught on camera a few months back beating his daughter?
IIRC, he was even some sort of family/domestic judge that presided over abuse cases. I can't find anything on him... My Google-fu is weak today.
strathmeyer
2012-02-08 07:18:55 PM
"The Michigan Supreme Court removed Justin from office on January 27, upon recommendation of the Judicial Tenure Commission, for his alleged role in these
and other matters of judicial misconduct
."
Yes. do go on...
/thanks, journalists!
Scruffinator
2012-02-08 07:20:33 PM
Weaver95
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HA! A corrupt judge and it's NOT Pennsylvania! in your FACE Michigan!
It's Jackson. The place is horrible. Worst town in MI I've ever been in. It's not entirely surprising.
If it makes you feel any better, in my town(about 30 miles from Jackson), the police chiefs son was arrested with heroin, and the original judge that was going to hear the case disqualified herself because she's friends with the kids parents.
Benjimin_Dover
2012-02-08 07:21:01 PM
So now one of his judge friends will dismiss these charges?
Rufus Lee King
2012-02-08 07:22:52 PM
We need more judges like Pigmeat Markham.
He'll
give you time, if you're big or small.
CrispFlows
2012-02-08 07:24:22 PM
GleeUnit
:
This reminds me.. What ever happened to that one piece of shiat judge from.. Texas, I think, but I could be wrong.. That was caught on camera a few months back beating his daughter?
IIRC, he was even some sort of family/domestic judge that presided over abuse cases. I can't find anything on him... My Google-fu is weak today.
Judge is still
being a dick
(new window)
LeroyBourne
2012-02-08 07:26:13 PM
It's not who you know....oh wait, it's who you know....
/i have a buddy who is a vw mechanic and dammit i get deals!!
Phony_Soldier
2012-02-08 07:27:48 PM
Yeah, but were they hot?
chewielouie
2012-02-08 07:29:19 PM
Sheldon Cooper: Good morning, your honor. Doctor Sheldon Cooper appearing pro se. That means I am representing myself.
Judge J. Kirby: I know what it means. I went to law school.
Sheldon Cooper: And yet you wound up in traffic court.
Sheldon Cooper: I would like to point out that I am at the top of my profession, while you are at the kiddie table of yours.
GoldSpider
2012-02-08 07:30:06 PM
Weaver95
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HA! A corrupt judge and it's NOT Pennsylvania! in your FACE Michigan!
Is it sad that I thought the same thing?
usernameguy
2012-02-08 07:31:57 PM
Judge on the other side of the gavel
The bottom?
Amos Quito
2012-02-08 07:34:27 PM
Benjimin_Dover
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So now one of his judge friends will dismiss these charges?
Came to say similar.
/SIMILAR!
GleeUnit
2012-02-08 07:35:10 PM
CrispFlows
:
GleeUnit: This reminds me.. What ever happened to that one piece of shiat judge from.. Texas, I think, but I could be wrong.. That was caught on camera a few months back beating his daughter?
IIRC, he was even some sort of family/domestic judge that presided over abuse cases. I can't find anything on him... My Google-fu is weak today.
Judge is still being a dick (new window)
Wow. What a complete f*ckhead.
Not you,
Crisp
, the judge.
fappomatic
2012-02-08 07:42:46 PM
Benjimin_Dover
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So now one of his judge friends will dismiss these charges?
If Michigan is anything like the Va judicial system, he's screwed. He may squeak by on criminal charges, but the state bar can permanently revoke his ability to practice law without a guilty charge. This stuff is actually taken very seriously.
fappomatic
2012-02-08 07:43:42 PM
fappomatic
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Benjimin_Dover: So now one of his judge friends will dismiss these charges?
If Michigan is anything like the Va judicial system, he's screwed. He may squeak by on criminal charges, but the state bar can permanently revoke his ability to practice law without a guilty
charge
verdict. This stuff is actually taken very seriously.
Jeebus I need another drink.
Mog32Kupo
2012-02-08 07:46:12 PM
chewielouie
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Sheldon Cooper: Good morning, your honor. Doctor Sheldon Cooper appearing pro se. That means I am representing myself.
Judge J. Kirby: I know what it means. I went to law school.
Sheldon Cooper: And yet you wound up in traffic court.
Sheldon Cooper: I would like to point out that I am at the top of my profession, while you are at the kiddie table of yours.
Read that in Sheldon's voice too,
Thanks for the end-of-workday laugh
/glad to see that public positions of power arent just being exploited by cops
Molavian
2012-02-08 07:50:29 PM
CrispFlows
:
GleeUnit: This reminds me.. What ever happened to that one piece of shiat judge from.. Texas, I think, but I could be wrong.. That was caught on camera a few months back beating his daughter?
IIRC, he was even some sort of family/domestic judge that presided over abuse cases. I can't find anything on him... My Google-fu is weak today.
Judge is still being a dick (new window)
"On Father's Day weekend, he called me fat because he took me to the gym and he tried to force me to work out, and then he called me fat."
nytmare
2012-02-08 07:54:07 PM
He got caught and charged, didn't he? That's GOOD news. It means someone out there isn't putting up with this shiat.
Mentalpatient87
2012-02-08 07:58:44 PM
Judge on the other side of the gavel after
getting caught
dismissing wife's and friends' tickets
FTFY,
subby
.
TheR0CK
2012-02-08 08:02:15 PM
Apparently he forgot only 'cops' can fix tickets!
alphalemming
2012-02-08 08:03:33 PM
In the immortal words of George Carlin, "It's a big club and you ain't in it".
Gyrfalcon
2012-02-08 08:16:16 PM
Benjimin_Dover
:
So now one of his judge friends will dismiss these charges?
What's the point of being a judge if you can't do little favors for your friends?
GypsyJoker
2012-02-08 08:37:34 PM
Not you, m'lud, that m'lud, m'lud.
\Exhibit Q
Amos Quito
2012-02-08 08:40:03 PM
Gyrfalcon
:
Benjimin_Dover: So now one of his judge friends will dismiss these charges?
What's the point of being a judge if you can't do little favors for your friends?
Yeah, that and
masturbating under your robes
.
/giggity
rockforever
2012-02-08 08:43:13 PM
I'm sure every Judge's arsehole puckered up tightly after reading this.
Ed Finnerty
2012-02-08 08:44:17 PM
And he never did figure out what a Yute is.
GypsyJoker
2012-02-08 08:53:18 PM
Well, I'm going to have one final fling before I go, so I sentence you to be burned at the stake.
\didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition
Gyrfalcon
2012-02-08 11:03:10 PM
GypsyJoker
:
Well, I'm going to have one final fling before I go, so I sentence you to be burned at the stake.
\didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition
Nobody ever does.
myinternetname
2012-02-08 11:10:22 PM
Big deal.
five years in prison and a $10,000 fine
Sheesh.
wallywam1
2012-02-08 11:55:39 PM
All tickets are BS. Anyone getting out of one for any reason is good news to me.
Amos Quito
2012-02-09 12:02:07 AM
Gyrfalcon
:
GypsyJoker: Well, I'm going to have one final fling before I go, so I sentence you to be burned at the stake.
\didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition
Nobody ever does.
I do.
SwiftFox
2012-02-09 12:08:20 AM
The one for defective equipment I could ignore.
He would be easily able to determine if the problem with his wife's car was fixed.
CrispFlows
2012-02-09 09:15:21 AM
myinternetname
:
Big deal.
five years in prison and a $10,000 fine
Sheesh.
Per violation.
Ed Finnerty
2012-02-09 05:21:55 PM
Gyrfalcon
:
GypsyJoker: Well, I'm going to have one final fling before I go, so I sentence you to be burned at the stake.
\didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition
Nobody ever does.
I was too distracted by their almost fanatical devotion to the Pope to notice.
foxyshadis
2012-02-10 06:06:05 PM
Wow, someone REALLY had it in for this judge. A political opponent? (Are judges elected in MI?) I'm all for corrupt judges getting punished in proportion to their crimes... but becoming a felon and time in PMTIA prison for dismissing traffic tickets? This is what fines, censures, and/or firings were made for. And he was already stuck on traffic court anyway, pretty much the lowliest courtroom in the building.
I'd understand if he took money, sex, etc, but many traffic tickets are already dismissed or vastly reduced at arraignment anyway, it's small fry.
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