Sounds like my ex.
She is required to live in a city now, because she ain't drivin' no mo .
Fo-evah.

She's a super, drunk.

Farking pigs obviously set her up.

This is what I love about FARK! There is such a great variety of subjects discussed.

This should be an immediate felony count, throw the breather in any car she operates.

/had it only been the once I'd say misdemeanor, 1000 fine, take a class.

damn cop might be stalking her. she probably turned him down the first time he pulled her over........

All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again.

*tases civilian*

So young to be a pro already. Waste.

farkin pigs. I'm sure this is just an "isolated incident." Jackbooted.nazis should all be burned alive.

drunk me once, shame on ... shame on you. Drunk me ... You can't get drunked again!!!

.22 and .30

Someone needs a 12-step plan.

It never gets old. Really!!!

Stay classy, Emily.

http://www.myspace.com/55394035

"em heyy listen guys im finished with men, apparently im just a booty call to all the guys im interested in. so new direction. gf or single.done"

Or in jail? You can pickup that girlfriend while you're there. Glad she's not my xdisasterx

/not fat - at least when she was jail bait.

GleeUnit: She must have been disappointed with her BAC the previous morning and went back to try for the high score.

I don't approve of drunk driving, but I do approve of this comment.

LeroyBourne: So young to be a pro already. Waste.

Yeah, two MORNINGS in a row. Definitely a pro.

I'm guessing she'd tell you that, no, of course she doesn't have an alcohol problem.

moops: .22 and .30

Sounds like a high caliber drunk...

Drunk chick? No pics? Crappy article, fire the reporter.

9beers: Farking pigs obviously set her up.

and then she huffed and she puffed and she blew their breathalyzer in

Mister Pleco: http://www.myspace.com/55394035


wow...just wow. I realize I'm the old guy here, but I only understood about 40% of the stuff on that myspace page. Has the English language changed THAT much?

Mister Pleco: Stay classy, Emily.

http://www.myspace.com/55394035

"em heyy listen guys im finished with men, apparently im just a booty call to all the guys im interested in. so new direction. gf or single.done"

Or in jail? You can pickup that girlfriend while you're there. Glad she's not my xdisasterx

/not fat - at least when she was jail bait.

Yep. Trashy. So trashy, she has a MySpace page.

Mister Pleco: Stay classy, Emily.

http://www.myspace.com/55394035

I don't know why I decided to visit that link, but reading some of the stuff on there made me want to tear my face off.

Third times the charm. She will get bonus points in the police department's frequent flyer club. And the state will retire her drivers license.

I don't know why this story brought this song to my head (new window)

Maybe it's wishful thinking on my part.

iworkedatsubway: http://www.myspace.com/55394035

I went there too and... oh wow.

(hint, biatch: it's the guys your picking)

And my Dad thought it was bad back in the day when he was pulled over twice in two nights by the same cop because his car didn't have tail lights at night (complete beater). The second night the tried getting home from work a different way.

Flragnararch: This should be an immediate felony count, throw the breather in any car she operates.

2nd offense - Felony, 5 year full revocation. No breathalyzer, no restricted licenase, nada. You Do Not Drive. Get someone else to haul your ass around.
Get caught actually driving, time behind bars. Not a lot...but some.

"waaaa...I need to get to work." bull...you're too stupid to have a job.

3rd time. No license for you. Ever.

Amateur! One of my former clients picked up two DUI's in less than 6 hours.

Things make it more impressive:

1. Eight hour drying out period in jail before release was waived because he was friends with another cop.

2. He didn't drink anything between the first and second DUI.

3. The reason he was caught the second time is he rear-ended another car on the highway, when going over 100 miles per hour, in route home from the jail.

4. He rear-ended the son of a personal injury attorney.

5. He didn't have any insurance.

6. Bankruptcy law prevents the discharge of a debt incurred as a result of a DUI.

7. He was a on-air personality of the local Christian radio station and was promptly fired.

TorqueToad: LeroyBourne: So young to be a pro already. Waste.

Yeah, two MORNINGS in a row. Definitely a pro.

Well, 12:07 a.m. and 2:30 a.m.

Take this biatch's license away for years. If she can't learn then she can't drive.

stop breaking the law, asshole

TorqueToad: LeroyBourne: So young to be a pro already. Waste.

Yeah, two MORNINGS in a row. Definitely a pro.

Except it wasn't in the morning, it was late at night, right at the time when cops are typically out looking for drunk drivers because that is the time when people get drunk and drive.

I guess in journalistic happyland, mornings start at midnight. In the real world, mornings start around 4:00 am.

TorqueToad: LeroyBourne: So young to be a pro already. Waste.

Yeah, two MORNINGS in a row. Definitely a pro.

Blowing a .30 while still being semi-operational makes her a definite veteran, no question about it.

nytmare: TorqueToad: LeroyBourne: So young to be a pro already. Waste.

Yeah, two MORNINGS in a row. Definitely a pro.

Except it wasn't in the morning, it was late at night, right at the time when cops are typically out looking for drunk drivers because that is the time when people get drunk and drive.

I guess in journalistic happyland, mornings start at midnight. In the real world, mornings start around 4:00 am.

No, morning starts when the hangover does.

QifutuWahuta: nytmare: TorqueToad: LeroyBourne: So young to be a pro already. Waste.

Yeah, two MORNINGS in a row. Definitely a pro.

Except it wasn't in the morning, it was late at night, right at the time when cops are typically out looking for drunk drivers because that is the time when people get drunk and drive.

I guess in journalistic happyland, mornings start at midnight. In the real world, mornings start around 4:00 am.

No, morning starts when the hangover does.

I don't think this girl has had a hangover since she was 19. I'm guessing the last time she puked was because she needed her medicine.