I am sitting in a bar in Lakewood with a cousin of hers so I am getting a kick out of this.

The dog's owner Michael Robinson told 7NEWS his 3½-year-old Dogo Argentino named Gladiator Maximus ("Max" for short) chased a coyote across the reservoir and both fell into the icy water about 5 p.m.

So I'm guessing she was not entertained....

Does your dog bite?

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Does your dog bite?

Do you have a Rheum?

his 3½-year-old Dogo Argentino named Gladiator Maximus

LOL, holy shiat.

"You shut up about my penis! I heard it was a good size! And I have a big dog named Gladiator Maximus! And I'm saving up for a Humvee that is going to be named Optimus Prime! You'll see!

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Does your dog bite?

That's not my dog.


Denver Health issued a statement that Dyer was in fair condition in the Emergency Department and was being evaluated by the trauma team.

It is not often that a dog bite results in a Dyer emergency.

She made just about every mistake she could.

Putting face close to the face of an unfamiliar dog - check
Not pulling back when the dog gave warning - check

She was also probably smiling (showing her teeth) which the dog saw as a sign of aggression.

1. Interview traumatized dog, putting your face right in his when he has no idea who you are
2. ??????????
3. Profit from being a moran!!!!1!1!

Beerguy: She made just about every mistake she could.

Putting face close to the face of an unfamiliar dog - check
Not pulling back when the dog gave warning - check

She was also probably smiling (showing her teeth) which the dog saw as a sign of aggression.

Jake Havechek: Feline counterpart Pinky the Cat (new window)

Ow! My balls!

Beerguy: She made just about every mistake she could.

Putting face close to the face of an unfamiliar dog - check
Not pulling back when the dog gave warning - check

She was also probably smiling (showing her teeth) which the dog saw as a sign of aggression.

And it's the dog and owner who get punished.

Well, having your face bitten off is a bit a punishment, too. But still.

Is there video? I didn't see one in the link.

Now the poor dog is gonna be in trouble for.

... her stupidity.

Oops

ShawnDoc: Is there video? I didn't see one in the link.

Here (new window)

Beerguy: She made just about every mistake she could.

Putting face close to the face of an unfamiliar dog - check
Doing so when dog is exhausted and near-traumatized - check
Not pulling back when the dog gave warning - check

She was also probably smiling (showing her teeth) which the dog saw as a sign of aggression.

FTFY. But, yeah--how dumb do you have to be? At least the dog's only under observation & they didn't kill it outright to test the brain for rabies.

Dog bites man, not news.
Man bites dog, news.
Dog bites newsman?

brigid_fitch: Beerguy: She made just about every mistake she could.

Putting face close to the face of an unfamiliar dog - check
Doing so when dog is exhausted and near-traumatized - check
Not pulling back when the dog gave warning - check

She was also probably smiling (showing her teeth) which the dog saw as a sign of aggression.

FTFY. But, yeah--how dumb do you have to be? At least the dog's only under observation & they didn't kill it outright to test the brain for rabies.

I have never seen this end without the dog being put down.

Diogenes: ShawnDoc: Is there video? I didn't see one in the link.

Here (new window)

Cujo was on last night or the night before and I started watching it late at night with my dog on the bed. I turned the TV off before she got any ideas.

/ not a St. Bernard but a Bernese mountain dog, but still

AlwaysRightBoy: / not a St. Bernard but a Bernese mountain dog, but still

Awwww! I want one so badly! But it would be cruel here in Orlando.

My family is from Bern, Switzerland.

I_Am_Weasel: Actual video

Stupid biatch.

I would never, ever lock eyes with:
1: an unfamiliar dog
2: anywhere close to its face
3: a pit bull under any circumstances (nor a rottie, doberman, chow, or any police dog ever ever ever)

Reporter is obviously not a dog owner, or owns one of those rodents like yorkies that masquerade as dogs.

/I own a fairly huge Shiloh Shepherd and a very huge GSD

No "Should I not have done that?" pooch pics? I am disappoint.

Diogenes: AlwaysRightBoy: / not a St. Bernard but a Bernese mountain dog, but still

Awwww! I want one so badly! But it would be cruel here in Orlando.

My family is from Bern, Switzerland.

Yeah, she gets hot fast up hear in Jersey as it is

/ 1-year-old already and 80lbs

AlwaysRightBoy: / not a St. Bernard but a Bernese mountain dog, but still

Bernese? You should be fine. Now if you owned a Burmese Mountain Dog, you've got to be careful. They like to climb trees (new window) and pounce on strangers.

ShawnDoc: AlwaysRightBoy: / not a St. Bernard but a Bernese mountain dog, but still

Bernese? You should be fine. Now if you owned a Burmese Mountain Dog, you've got to be careful. They like to climb trees (new window) and pounce on strangers.

OK that was funny.

AlwaysRightBoy: Diogenes: AlwaysRightBoy: / not a St. Bernard but a Bernese mountain dog, but still

Awwww! I want one so badly! But it would be cruel here in Orlando.

My family is from Bern, Switzerland.

Yeah, she gets hot fast up hear in Jersey as it is

/ 1-year-old already and 80lbs

I'm coming to play with her the next time I come up to visit Gram (Stirling, NJ).

;-)

darkhorse23: 1. Interview traumatized dog, putting your face right in his when he has no idea who you are
2. ??????????
3. Profit from being a moran!!!!1!1!

She behaved foolishly, but the handler should have warned her immediately to back off and pulled the dog back when the dog bared his teeth. Everyone's at fault but the dog, imho.

ShawnDoc: AlwaysRightBoy: / not a St. Bernard but a Bernese mountain dog, but still

Bernese? You should be fine. Now if you owned a Burmese Mountain Dog, you've got to be careful. They like to climb trees (new window) and pounce on strangers.

Ha! I just that to the wife.

I_Am_Weasel: Actual video

"This video has been removed by the user."

That would be 'sent' or something like that.

Somebody doesn't want us to see this video. Maybe the lady currently missing her face.

Grables'Daughter: I_Am_Weasel: Actual video

"This video has been removed by the user."

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/tv-anchor-bitten-by-rescue-dog-durin g- live-broadcast/ (new window)

I_Am_Weasel: Grables'Daughter: I_Am_Weasel: Actual video

"This video has been removed by the user."

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/tv-anchor-bitten-by-rescue-dog-durin g- live-broadcast/ (new window)

Who loves me?

Okay, after watching the video, I have to say that I am a cat person, but even I know not to do that to a dog.

Grables'Daughter: Okay, after watching the video, I have to say that I am a cat person, but even I know not to do that to a dog.

After viewing it, it looks more like a warning bite because she was doing it wrong. Hardy a face ripping.

walkerhound: I_Am_Weasel: Grables'Daughter: I_Am_Weasel: Actual video

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/tv-anchor-bitten-by-rescue-dog-durin g- live-broadcast/ (new window)

Bread of peace strikes again.

/"I got your nose!!"



What the bread of peace might look like.

AlwaysRightBoy: Grables'Daughter: Okay, after watching the video, I have to say that I am a cat person, but even I know not to do that to a dog.

After viewing it, it looks more like a warning bite because she was doing it wrong. Hardy a face ripping.

Absolutely.

Grables'Daughter: AlwaysRightBoy: Grables'Daughter: Okay, after watching the video, I have to say that I am a cat person, but even I know not to do that to a dog.

After viewing it, it looks more like a warning bite because she was doing it wrong. Hardy a face ripping.

Absolutely.

Oh yes. That was simply a discipline strike. She leaned in towards the dog's face while making eye contact. In the dog world that's saying "I'm your boss". The pit obviously did not agree, and reminded her that he considered himself to be dominant.

If she'd come in low, under his muzzle, and began licking him on the bottom jaw, he'd have had no problem at all with her. Or, she simply could have kept her goddamn face away from his. Either way works.

dahmers love zombie:

If she'd come in low, under his muzzle, and began licking him on the bottom jaw, he'd have had no problem at all with her.

True, but the rest of us would think she's pretty weird.

After watching the video I have to say she's a moran.

This is 100% the reporter's fault. And the dog gets punished.