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(HitFix) Cool Denzel Washington headed for more action in '2 Guns' opposite Mark Wahlberg. Chances of a He Got Game sequel featuring the Funky Bunch remain remote   (hitfix.com) divider line 41
More: Cool, Mark Wahlberg, Denzel Washington, contrabands, Chris Pine, sequels, Liam Neeson  
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Saiga410
2012-02-08 02:11:12 PM
Why you would hire the guy from Antiques Road Show to be in an action flick is beyond me.
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2012-02-08 02:18:56 PM
Denzel Washington + anti-hero role = OSCAR NOM

I'm there.
 
proteon [TotalFark]
2012-02-08 02:19:53 PM
Yeah well, a lot of folks did call him "Two-Gun" but that wasn't because he was sporting two pistols. That was because he had a dick that was so big it was longer than the barrel of that Walker Colt that he carried.
 
Der Poopflinger
2012-02-08 02:28:38 PM
ya he does a great job or portraying the same character over and over again.
 
89 Stick-Up Kid
2012-02-08 02:40:17 PM
Damn...I was hoping they were making a movie about my great uncle Louis.

Louis "Two Gun" (new window)
 
mitchcumstein1 [TotalFark]
2012-02-08 02:41:32 PM
Man on Fire was awesome.
 
the-meter-man
2012-02-08 03:15:23 PM
 
OldManDownDRoad [TotalFark]
2012-02-08 03:16:34 PM
Denzel needs to get to work on a Bass Reeves movie, as Raylan Givens has suggested.
 
rudemix
2012-02-08 03:17:02 PM
I loved that line in that one movie 'Say what again!"
 
MrEricSir
2012-02-08 03:24:14 PM
If you're going to be typecast, at least have a creative and unusual shtick. Playing the same bland, nameless action hero over and over gets old fast.
 
torr5962
2012-02-08 03:29:55 PM
An I the only one who thinks that if it wasnt for BoogieNights, Wahlberg would be in bad detective shows on Tv instead of his better acting brother?
 
James Scameron
2012-02-08 03:36:04 PM
Is Marky Mark gonna punch out some Asians and then save the Twin Towers AND THEN kill some hijackers AND THEN....(endless list of dumb shiat MM has done/said/made goes here...)

Marky Mark is a goof.
 
James Scameron
2012-02-08 03:41:59 PM
torr5962: An I the only one who thinks that if it wasnt for BoogieNights, Wahlberg would be in bad detective shows on Tv CELEBRITY REHAB instead of his better acting brother?

ftfy
 
TravisBickle62
2012-02-08 03:46:36 PM
rudemix: I loved that line in that one movie 'Say what again!"

That was Laurence Fishborne.
 
Gestankfaust
2012-02-08 03:49:48 PM
Not sure why we care about this. All looks pretty "wait for the flick to hit cable" to me. Or any other old and tired thing Denzel is doing for that matter.

/cool toga to be replaced by "meh" tag
 
sinistermonk
2012-02-08 04:02:54 PM
Let me guess, Denzel is a badass out for revenge. They should get George Clooney and the two can just sit there repeating lines and facial expressions from all their other movies.
 
Timmy the Tumor [TotalFark]
2012-02-08 04:02:54 PM
TravisBickle62: rudemix: I loved that line in that one movie 'Say what again!"

That was Laurence Fishborne.


no, it was actually Morgan Freeman
 
James Scameron
2012-02-08 04:06:12 PM
Timmy the Tumor: TravisBickle62: rudemix: I loved that line in that one movie 'Say what again!"

That was Laurence Fishborne.


no, it was actually Morgan Freeman

no, it was actually Clarence Williams III.
 
Big Beef Burrito
2012-02-08 04:07:07 PM
James Scameron: Timmy the Tumor: TravisBickle62: rudemix: I loved that line in that one movie 'Say what again!"

That was Laurence Fishborne.


no, it was actually Morgan Freeman

no, it was actually Clarence Williams III.

Don Cheadle, dumbfark.
 
James Scameron
2012-02-08 04:15:13 PM
Big Beef Burrito: James Scameron: Timmy the Tumor: TravisBickle62: rudemix: I loved that line in that one movie 'Say what again!"

That was Laurence Fishborne.


no, it was actually Morgan Freeman

no, it was actually Clarence Williams III.

Don Cheadle, dumbfark.

no, it was actually Forest Whitaker
 
Timmy the Tumor [TotalFark]
2012-02-08 04:20:47 PM
James Scameron: Big Beef Burrito: James Scameron: Timmy the Tumor: TravisBickle62: rudemix: I loved that line in that one movie 'Say what again!"

That was Laurence Fishborne.


no, it was actually Morgan Freeman

no, it was actually Clarence Williams III.

Don Cheadle, dumbfark.

no, it was actually Forest Whitaker

Keenan Ivory Wayans, I believe
 
Lipspinach
2012-02-08 04:38:19 PM
Timmy the Tumor: James Scameron: Big Beef Burrito: James Scameron: Timmy the Tumor: TravisBickle62: rudemix: I loved that line in that one movie 'Say what again!"

That was Laurence Fishborne.


no, it was actually Morgan Freeman

no, it was actually Clarence Williams III.

Don Cheadle, dumbfark.

no, it was actually Forest Whitaker

Keenan Ivory Wayans, I believe
Actually I think it was that albino....Whitey Something.
 
James Scameron
2012-02-08 04:39:16 PM
Timmy the Tumor: James Scameron: Big Beef Burrito: James Scameron: Timmy the Tumor: TravisBickle62: rudemix: I loved that line in that one movie 'Say what again!"

That was Laurence Fishborne.


no, it was actually Morgan Freeman

no, it was actually Clarence Williams III.

Don Cheadle, dumbfark.

no, it was actually Forest Whitaker

Keenan Ivory Wayans, I believe

are we sure it wasn't Richard Roundtree?
 
Big Beef Burrito
2012-02-08 04:43:15 PM
James Scameron: Timmy the Tumor: James Scameron: Big Beef Burrito: James Scameron: Timmy the Tumor: TravisBickle62: rudemix: I loved that line in that one movie 'Say what again!"

That was Laurence Fishborne.


no, it was actually Morgan Freeman

no, it was actually Clarence Williams III.

Don Cheadle, dumbfark.

no, it was actually Forest Whitaker

Keenan Ivory Wayans, I believe

are we sure it wasn't Richard Roundtree?

Either him or Ernie Hudson
 
Kanemano
2012-02-08 04:43:17 PM
Timmy the Tumor: James Scameron: Big Beef Burrito: James Scameron: Timmy the Tumor: TravisBickle62: rudemix: I loved that line in that one movie 'Say what again!"

That was Laurence Fishborne.


no, it was actually Morgan Freeman

no, it was actually Clarence Williams III.

Don Cheadle, dumbfark.

no, it was actually Forest Whitaker

Keenan Ivory Wayans, I believe

no it's Samuel A Jackson
 
dallylamma
2012-02-08 04:52:39 PM
Kanemano: Timmy the Tumor: James Scameron: Big Beef Burrito: James Scameron: Timmy the Tumor: TravisBickle62: rudemix: I loved that line in that one movie 'Say what again!"

That was Laurence Fishborne.


no, it was actually Morgan Freeman

no, it was actually Clarence Williams III.

Don Cheadle, dumbfark.

no, it was actually Forest Whitaker

Keenan Ivory Wayans, I believe

no it's Samuel A Jackson

I'm pretty sure it was Doug E. Doug.
 
McManus_brothers [TotalFark]
2012-02-08 05:11:13 PM
dallylamma: Kanemano: Timmy the Tumor: James Scameron: Big Beef Burrito: James Scameron: Timmy the Tumor: TravisBickle62: rudemix: I loved that line in that one movie 'Say what again!"

That was Laurence Fishborne.


no, it was actually Morgan Freeman

no, it was actually Clarence Williams III.

Don Cheadle, dumbfark.

no, it was actually Forest Whitaker

Keenan Ivory Wayans, I believe

no it's Samuel A Jackson

I'm pretty sure it was Doug E. Doug.

Morons, it was Fred Williamson.
 
89 Stick-Up Kid
2012-02-08 05:41:18 PM
McManus_brothers: dallylamma: Kanemano: Timmy the Tumor: James Scameron: Big Beef Burrito: James Scameron: Timmy the Tumor: TravisBickle62: rudemix: I loved that line in that one movie 'Say what again!"

That was Laurence Fishborne.


no, it was actually Morgan Freeman

no, it was actually Clarence Williams III.

Don Cheadle, dumbfark.

no, it was actually Forest Whitaker

Keenan Ivory Wayans, I believe

no it's Samuel A Jackson

I'm pretty sure it was Doug E. Doug.

Morons, it was Fred Williamson.

Nice try, numbnuts. It was Wesley Snipes.
 
Otto_E_Rodika
2012-02-08 05:41:33 PM
He's like the black Liam Neeson.
 
skoobx
2012-02-08 06:02:17 PM
89 Stick-Up Kid: McManus_brothers: dallylamma: Kanemano: Timmy the Tumor: James Scameron: Big Beef Burrito: James Scameron: Timmy the Tumor: TravisBickle62: rudemix: I loved that line in that one movie 'Say what again!"

That was Laurence Fishborne.


no, it was actually Morgan Freeman

no, it was actually Clarence Williams III.

Don Cheadle, dumbfark.

no, it was actually Forest Whitaker

Keenan Ivory Wayans, I believe

no it's Samuel A Jackson

I'm pretty sure it was Doug E. Doug.

Morons, it was Fred Williamson.

Nice try, numbnuts. It was Wesley Snipes.

No no no. It was Danny Glover.
 
texdent [TotalFark]
2012-02-08 06:07:58 PM
skoobx: 89 Stick-Up Kid: McManus_brothers: dallylamma: Kanemano: Timmy the Tumor: James Scameron: Big Beef Burrito: James Scameron: Timmy the Tumor: TravisBickle62: rudemix: I loved that line in that one movie 'Say what again!"

That was Laurence Fishborne.


no, it was actually Morgan Freeman

no, it was actually Clarence Williams III.

Don Cheadle, dumbfark.

no, it was actually Forest Whitaker

Keenan Ivory Wayans, I believe

no it's Samuel A Jackson

I'm pretty sure it was Doug E. Doug.

Morons, it was Fred Williamson.

Nice try, numbnuts. It was Wesley Snipes.

No no no. It was Danny Glover.

No, it was Will Smith
 
Gestankfaust
2012-02-08 06:40:37 PM
wow...this has turned as all Fark discussions have...

/fires all Farkers
 
Sir Digby
2012-02-08 07:48:21 PM
89 Stick-Up Kid: McManus_brothers: dallylamma: Kanemano: Timmy the Tumor: James Scameron: Big Beef Burrito: James Scameron: Timmy the Tumor: TravisBickle62: rudemix: I loved that line in that one movie 'Say what again!"

That was Laurence Fishborne.


no, it was actually Morgan Freeman

no, it was actually Clarence Williams III.

Don Cheadle, dumbfark.

no, it was actually Forest Whitaker

Keenan Ivory Wayans, I believe

no it's Samuel A Jackson

I'm pretty sure it was Doug E. Doug.

Morons, it was Fred Williamson.

Nice try, numbnuts. It was Wesley Snipes.

Always bet on black?
 
89 Stick-Up Kid
2012-02-08 07:55:13 PM
Sir Digby: 89 Stick-Up Kid: McManus_brothers: dallylamma: Kanemano: Timmy the Tumor: James Scameron: Big Beef Burrito: James Scameron: Timmy the Tumor: TravisBickle62: rudemix: I loved that line in that one movie 'Say what again!"

That was Laurence Fishborne.


no, it was actually Morgan Freeman

no, it was actually Clarence Williams III.

Don Cheadle, dumbfark.

no, it was actually Forest Whitaker

Keenan Ivory Wayans, I believe

no it's Samuel A Jackson

I'm pretty sure it was Doug E. Doug.

Morons, it was Fred Williamson.

Nice try, numbnuts. It was Wesley Snipes.

Always bet on black?

Nah, New Jack City Wes:

See ya, and I wouldn't want to be ya.
 
Sir Digby
2012-02-08 07:58:55 PM
89 Stick-Up Kid: Sir Digby: 89 Stick-Up Kid: McManus_brothers: dallylamma: Kanemano: Timmy the Tumor: James Scameron: Big Beef Burrito: James Scameron: Timmy the Tumor: TravisBickle62: rudemix: I loved that line in that one movie 'Say what again!"

That was Laurence Fishborne.


no, it was actually Morgan Freeman

no, it was actually Clarence Williams III.

Don Cheadle, dumbfark.

no, it was actually Forest Whitaker

Keenan Ivory Wayans, I believe

no it's Samuel A Jackson

I'm pretty sure it was Doug E. Doug.

Morons, it was Fred Williamson.

Nice try, numbnuts. It was Wesley Snipes.

Always bet on black?

Nah, New Jack City Wes:

See ya, and I wouldn't want to be ya.

Gotcha. Thanks for clarifying.
 
BalugaJoe
2012-02-08 09:40:44 PM
He should do another Man on Fire.
 
Saiga410
2012-02-08 11:20:19 PM
Otto_E_Rodika: He's like the black Liam Neeson.

No, he is more like a black Sidney Portier.
 
DonCaballero
2012-02-09 12:13:15 AM
cdn.theurbandaily.com

I hate black pepper. I hate black keys on a piano. I hate my gums, because they're black. I hate Whoopi Goldberg's *lips*. I hate the back of Forrest Whittaker's neck. Most of all, I hate that black-ass Wesley Snipes.

(If you don't get the reference) (new window)
 
rudemix
2012-02-09 09:31:37 AM
Sir Digby: 89 Stick-Up Kid: Sir Digby: 89 Stick-Up Kid: McManus_brothers: dallylamma: Kanemano: Timmy the Tumor: James Scameron: Big Beef Burrito: James Scameron: Timmy the Tumor: TravisBickle62: rudemix: I loved that line in that one movie 'Say what again!"

That was Laurence Fishborne.


no, it was actually Morgan Freeman

no, it was actually Clarence Williams III.

Don Cheadle, dumbfark.

no, it was actually Forest Whitaker

Keenan Ivory Wayans, I believe

no it's Samuel A Jackson

I'm pretty sure it was Doug E. Doug.

Morons, it was Fred Williamson.

Nice try, numbnuts. It was Wesley Snipes.

Always bet on black?

Nah, New Jack City Wes:

See ya, and I wouldn't want to be ya.

Gotcha. Thanks for clarifying.

Damn I was wrong on all counts.
 
HeFixesTheCable
2012-02-09 11:37:36 AM
DonCaballero: [cdn.theurbandaily.com image 418x251]

I hate black pepper. I hate black keys on a piano. I hate my gums, because they're black. I hate Whoopi Goldberg's *lips*. I hate the back of Forrest Whittaker's neck. Most of all, I hate that black-ass Wesley Snipes.

(If you don't get the reference) (new window)

That film is an arthouse classic. Adding it to my queue now, thanks!
 
SevenizGud
2012-02-10 02:39:05 AM
Most.overrated.actor.ever.
 
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