Reason is not.

Meh.

there is nothing wrong with bailing out an Italian company.
we should help everyone!

yeah yeah we get it, both sides are bad so vote republican.

So many people that profess to love America sure spend a lot of time hoping that Americans fail.

tenpoundsofcheese: there is nothing wrong with bailing out an Italian company.
we should help everyone!

fail

Yet more proof that conservatives and humor don't mix.

The conservative Butthurt on this ad is priceless.

Their 2012 campaign is "If the free market destroys America, so be it!".

Winning!

RWNJ have about five talking points.

Philip Francis Queeg: Yet more proof that conservatives and humor don't mix.

Yet more proof that libtards try to justify away facts by calling it humor.

From the morans who don't understand that the supply chain exists primarily in the United States.

Philip Francis Queeg: Yet more proof that conservatives and humor don't mix.

Also this.

Clicked hoping they would have something about the 500 Abarth ad, but was wrong. Didn't look at the source, so I guess its my fault.

tenpoundsofcheese: Philip Francis Queeg: Yet more proof that conservatives and humor don't mix.

Yet more proof that libtards try to justify away facts by calling it humor.

This just in: Reason edited by libtards!

Halftime in America: Remy Chrysler Ad Parody

Good god them's some sour grapes.

tenpoundsofcheese: Derp!

Are we doing the time-travel thing again where something that happened after is now believed to have happened before?

Remember kiddies, bailout from dear ol' GWB came first, then Fiat increased it's share of ownership, not the other way around.

And it's Chrysler. It's the global bicycle. Everyone gets a turn at "owning" it.

Dear conservatives,

This particular piece of Republican butthurt is not sticking. Nobody is buying it and you're spinning your wheels. Consider moving on to another invented outrage. Perhaps the Obama's will be having tacos tonight. Perhaps they will use turkey instead of ground beef. Maybe you can find a way to get extremely angry about that instead.

Love,

The sane people

P.S: not that I meant to imply there was any question about your ability to get enraged over the absolute stupidest and most innocuous shiat. I have absolute faith in your ability to become furious over ground turkey.

That ad pointed out some of the cars are made in Mexico.

Republicans hate's Mexican's.

That ad was clearly a Republican war cry to kill Mexicans.

I'm disgusted with the Republicans promoting violence and murder again

"It's halftime. Both teams are in their locker room discussing what they can do to win this game in the second half.

It's halftime in America, too. People are out of work and they're hurting. And they're all wondering what they're going to do to make a comeback. And we're all scared, because this isn't a game.

The people of Detroit know a little something about this. They almost lost everything. But we all pulled together, now Motor City is fighting again.

I've seen a lot of tough eras, a lot of downturns in my life. And, times when we didn't understand each other. It seems like we've lost our heart at times. When the fog of division, discord, and blame made it hard to see what lies ahead.

But after those trials, we all rallied around what was right, and acted as one. Because that's what we do. We find a way through tough times, and if we can't find a way, then we'll make one.

All that matters now is what's ahead. How do we come from behind? How do we come together? And, how do we win?

Detroit's showing us it can be done. And, what's true about them is true about all of us.

This country can't be knocked out with one punch. We get right back up again and when we do the world is going to hear the roar of our engines.

Yeah, it's halftime America. And, our second half is about to begin."


That's what was said. Verbatim. By a well-known Republican.

And three days later, the floor-humping mongoloids are still shrieking their butthurt and conspiracy-theory madness full-force.

Think about that.

Written by Remy

Someone forgot the airquotes.

Your forgot to tell a joke.

Jesus, conservatives are such twats.

It's kind of funny how butthurt right wing neoliberals like Reason are that industry in the US hasn't been completely destroyed.

What can you say about people who are constantly rooting against us?

Is this where the rich people pay other rich people to convince the middle class to blame the poor? Or is this where the rich people pay other rich people to convince the poor & lower-middle class to blame the upper-middle class?

/There's something in common with both sides of the problem. Solve for X.

Mr_Fabulous: "It's halftime. Both teams are in their locker room discussing what they can do to win this game in the second half.

It's halftime in America, too. People are out of work and they're hurting. And they're all wondering what they're going to do to make a comeback. And we're all scared, because this isn't a game.

The people of Detroit know a little something about this. They almost lost everything. But we all pulled together, now Motor City is fighting again.

I've seen a lot of tough eras, a lot of downturns in my life. And, times when we didn't understand each other. It seems like we've lost our heart at times. When the fog of division, discord, and blame made it hard to see what lies ahead.

But after those trials, we all rallied around what was right, and acted as one. Because that's what we do. We find a way through tough times, and if we can't find a way, then we'll make one.

All that matters now is what's ahead. How do we come from behind? How do we come together? And, how do we win?

Detroit's showing us it can be done. And, what's true about them is true about all of us.

This country can't be knocked out with one punch. We get right back up again and when we do the world is going to hear the roar of our engines.

Yeah, it's halftime America. And, our second half is about to begin."


That's what was said. Verbatim. By a well-known Republican.

And three days later, the floor-humping mongoloids are still shrieking their butthurt and conspiracy-theory madness full-force.

Think about that.

They cheered when The Olympics were not coming to Chicago... They are upset that unemployment rate went down to 8.3% last week.

True Americans indeed.

Thoroughly With Foil: Is this where the rich people pay other rich people to convince the middle class to blame the poor? Or is this where the rich people pay other rich people to convince the poor & lower-middle class to blame the upper-middle class?

/There's something in common with both sides of the problem. Solve for X.

you're a class warfare whore?

I much prefer the "A for effort" parody, because you can't win 'em all, right? (new window)

These are people that are most upset Bin Laden is dead and GM is alive.

Headso

yeah yeah we get it, both sides are bad so vote republican.

Which of course is completely different from your side saying
"yeah yeah we get it, both sides are bad so vote democrat."

Once again, conservatives miss out on the whole concept of "parody" and instead thing humor is any half-assed joke tossed into a long political screed.

"Politics"

Pull that "victim" card!

It's not half time anyway. More like the beginning of the fourth quarter.

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: I saw Fiat in the headline, and I was expecting more of this:

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/leaves disappointed

Me too.

That Fiat ad was in my top two for commercials in an otherwise uninspired year for Super Bowl Commercials.

And not just because of the rager it gave me.

Splinshints: Dear conservatives,

This particular piece of Republican butthurt is not sticking. Nobody is buying it and you're spinning your wheels. Consider moving on to another invented outrage. Perhaps the Obama's will be having tacos tonight. Perhaps they will use turkey instead of ground beef. Maybe you can find a way to get extremely angry about that instead.

Love,

The sane people

P.S: not that I meant to imply there was any question about your ability to get enraged over the absolute stupidest and most innocuous shiat. I have absolute faith in your ability to become furious over ground turkey.

WHY DOES N0BAMA HATE THE AMERICAN BEEF INDUSTRY?!?!?!? Is the food not halal enough for him? Not enough couscous or arugala?

OnlyM3: Headso

yeah yeah we get it, both sides are bad so vote republican.

Which of course is completely different from your side saying
"yeah yeah we get it, both sides are bad so vote democrat."

Actually, the general refrain from the left is "both sides are bad compared to what we'd like, but the Republicans are complete lunatics who have shown that they are insanely dedicated to their rhetoric and their "side" to the point that they'll jeopardize the country itself in order to score political points, and while the Democrats are certainly corporate whores, they've shown at least some consideration for the poor and middle classes and are less likely to propose theocratic laws, so vote Democrat."

tenpoundsofcheese: Philip Francis Queeg: Yet more proof that conservatives and humor don't mix.

Yet more proof that libtards try to justify away facts by calling it humor.

Whats awesome about this reply is that it is itself an unoriginal parody of a critique of an unoriginal parody.

Should change the GOP mascot from an elephant to a parrot.

kingoomieiii: Splinshints: Perhaps they will use turkey instead of ground beef.

Why wouldn't you? It cuts the grease, and if you make your taco meat as spicy as I do, you can't taste the meat itself anyway.


If you can't taste the meat then what is the point?

Clinton Eastwood's ad was so un-American that he should be ejected from the country via marshmallow cannon.

yert: Thoroughly With Foil: Is this where the rich people pay other rich people to convince the middle class to blame the poor? Or is this where the rich people pay other rich people to convince the poor & lower-middle class to blame the upper-middle class?

/There's something in common with both sides of the problem. Solve for X.

you're a class warfare whore?

If pointing out the problem makes me a whore because I'm tired of the corporate interests of BOTH parties having more rights & power than my country's people then yeah, I guess I'm the biggest whore around. Wanna party?

CrowdSceneExtra: I much prefer the "A for effort" parody, because you can't win 'em all, right? (new window)

I chuckled.