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Indonesian train officials have an innovative new way of keeping 'rail surfers' off the roofs of their trains: swat them with brooms drenched in putrid smelly goop
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Spoon over Marin
2012-02-08 10:46:09 AM
FTFA: Indonesia has tried just about everything to keep passengers from clamouring atop trains that crisscross its main island of Java: spraying them with paint guns, calling in sniffer dogs, and
asking for help from Muslim clerics.
Um, Why?
jaylectricity
2012-02-08 11:51:17 AM
The dangling balls didn't work?
Diogenes
2012-02-08 11:53:16 AM
jaylectricity
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The dangling balls didn't work?
They're throwing the kitchen sink at the problem. Literally.
Walker
2012-02-08 12:26:58 PM
jaylectricity
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The dangling balls didn't work?
You leave my balls out of this.
AlwaysRightBoy
2012-02-08 12:35:24 PM
jaylectricity
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The dangling balls didn't work?
Dangling balls tend not to work on some people, though they do on others.
/NTTATWWT
Apos
2012-02-08 12:35:38 PM
What have we here?
Wipeout: Jakarta
?
Evil Mackerel
2012-02-08 01:16:09 PM
I thought durian was banned on the trains
TheGreatGazoo
2012-02-08 01:16:12 PM
Maybe they could just add a few cars to the train so they'd have enough capacity to handle all of the paying customers?
croesius
2012-02-08 01:16:32 PM
What the hell kind of high powered mutant stink would be so vile enough to be noticeable in Jakarta?
fat boy
2012-02-08 01:17:28 PM
Let Darwin have his fun
factoryconnection
2012-02-08 01:18:54 PM
Spoon over Marin
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FTFA: Indonesia has tried just about everything to keep passengers from clamouring atop trains that crisscross its main island of Java: spraying them with paint guns, calling in sniffer dogs, and asking for help from Muslim clerics.
Um, Why?
You don't think that appealing to "the church" that represents most of the population of the most populous, Muslim nation on earth is a reasonable idea? Imam talks about it on Friday at prayer service, about the dangers to "surfers," riders, and passers-by alike, maybe people think about it before they next hop atop the train.
The simple answer is that they're mostly Muslims.
Uchiha_Cycliste
2012-02-08 01:18:58 PM
croesius
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What the hell kind of high powered mutant stink would be so vile enough to be noticeable in Jakarta?
yeast infected, obese grandma's vag.
I_Am_Weasel
2012-02-08 01:19:27 PM
swat them with brooms drenched in putrid smelly goop
Huh. I wonder how much Denny's is getting for that contract.
Uchiha_Cycliste
2012-02-08 01:20:05 PM
combined with re-re-re-re-re-microwaved fish.
antidisestablishmentarianism
2012-02-08 01:20:25 PM
Stink Mop!
The Decider
2012-02-08 01:21:36 PM
They just need the right guy for the job.
That coward David Lopan
2012-02-08 01:21:50 PM
croesius
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What the hell kind of high powered mutant stink would be so vile enough to be noticeable in Jakarta?
Ke$ha's old pantie laundry?
AlwaysRightBoy
2012-02-08 01:22:14 PM
TheGreatGazoo
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Maybe they could just add a few cars to the train so they'd have enough capacity to handle all of the paying customers?
I don't think the 'rail surfers' are paying customers. I see no conductors on the roof of that train in the pic.
powhound
2012-02-08 01:24:08 PM
jaylectricity
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The dangling balls didn't work?
The balls were only good for non-electric trains apparently.
So I guess the goop is good for electric trains?
Hack Patooey
2012-02-08 01:24:43 PM
The Decider
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They just need the right guy for the job.
[i260.photobucket.com image 500x375]
Now there's a movie I completely forgot about...
LeroyBourne
2012-02-08 01:25:26 PM
Couldn't they just slather thick grease on the roofs? In college the ropes course people slathered grease on planks and attached them to the base to stop drunk college kiddos from climbing it after hours.
Random Anonymous Blackmail
2012-02-08 01:25:31 PM
croesius
What the hell kind of high powered mutant stink would be so vile enough to be noticeable in Jakarta?
squirrel_spam
2012-02-08 01:27:23 PM
Laughs at your putrid attempts.
Oznog
2012-02-08 01:29:02 PM
jaylectricity
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The dangling balls didn't work?
Too many people willing to accept a concrete teabagging for a free ride.
Uchiha_Cycliste
2012-02-08 01:29:32 PM
Uh.. why am I covered in ah pink goo?
/where are you from?
\\the upper vest side.
TomD9938
2012-02-08 01:29:33 PM
Look to the success of others.
How does The New York Transit Authority keep commuters off the top and sides of its cars?
groppet
2012-02-08 01:29:39 PM
Why not just cover the roofs in tacks or something sharp or just make the roofs in a way that they cannot be traveled on top of like pyramid shaped
TheraTx
2012-02-08 01:29:45 PM
The Decider
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They just need the right guy for the job.
[i260.photobucket.com image 500x375]
came for this leaving satisfied
cgraves67
2012-02-08 01:30:39 PM
TheGreatGazoo
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Maybe they could just add a few cars to the train so they'd have enough capacity to handle all of the paying customers?
Why pay to ride inside when you can ride on the roof for free? It isn't a matter of seat availability, it's a matter of people stealing a service.
elev8meL8r
2012-02-08 01:33:25 PM
If Southwest Airlines is the Greyhound of the skies, are these trains the Southwest of the railroad?
jabelar
2012-02-08 01:36:37 PM
factoryconnection
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Spoon over Marin: FTFA: Indonesia has tried just about everything to keep passengers from clamouring atop trains that crisscross its main island of Java: spraying them with paint guns, calling in sniffer dogs, and asking for help from Muslim clerics.
Um, Why?
You don't think that appealing to "the church" that represents most of the population of the most populous, Muslim nation on earth is a reasonable idea? Imam talks about it on Friday at prayer service, about the dangers to "surfers," riders, and passers-by alike, maybe people think about it before they next hop atop the train.
The simple answer is that they're mostly Muslims.
Yeah, but presumably people are doing this because they need to. I don't think it is mainly a matter of joy-riding, but rather they need a ride and either the trains are too full or they don't have money for it. So I'm not sure how a church appeal is going convince people to stop people commuting to get to where they need to go.
Cyrusv10
2012-02-08 01:36:55 PM
TomD9938
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Look to the success of others.
How does The New York Transit Authority keep commuters off the top and sides of its cars?
Simple: Dangling subway balls.
AKTurkey
2012-02-08 01:38:13 PM
gopher321
2012-02-08 01:38:53 PM
Surprised no one's posted a photoshop of the pepper-spray OWS cop yet
Trilithon
2012-02-08 01:39:51 PM
Combining the two deterrents will give new meaning to stanky balls to the face.
Filth Paste
2012-02-08 01:40:40 PM
Why the hell don't they provide videos of this?
itsfullofstars
2012-02-08 01:41:58 PM
Brown people problems.
TheShavingofOccam123
2012-02-08 01:42:12 PM
Does it come with rice? This is important.
Forgot_my_password_again
2012-02-08 01:44:31 PM
I was there last summer, took the train from Jakarta to Yogyakarta - side note, get out of Jakarta as soon as possible - and waiting at the station trains would come in with the top of the trains full. All the tourists would whip out the cameras.
TheShavingofOccam123
2012-02-08 01:45:03 PM
itsfullofstars
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[www.punjabigraphics.com image 544x374]
Brown people problems.
This is where we are all headed...except for that 1%.
Enjoy your memories. They'll keep you warm at night.
/and don't call me a racist. it's not about brown, it's about poor
Rip Dashrock
2012-02-08 01:45:11 PM
cgraves67
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TheGreatGazoo: Maybe they could just add a few cars to the train so they'd have enough capacity to handle all of the paying customers?
Why pay to ride inside when you can ride on the roof for free? It isn't a matter of seat availability, it's a matter of people stealing a service.
So you are saying we should get the R.I.A.A. on this.
iToad
2012-02-08 01:45:46 PM
croesius
What the hell kind of high powered mutant stink would be so vile enough to be noticeable in Jakarta?
Link
weapon13
2012-02-08 01:46:52 PM
AlwaysRightBoy
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TheGreatGazoo: Maybe they could just add a few cars to the train so they'd have enough capacity to handle all of the paying customers?
I don't think the 'rail surfers' are paying customers. I see no conductors on the roof of that train in the pic.
Fta "Hundreds have clamored to the roofs in the past because they want to escape overcrowded carriages, can't afford the price of a ticket, or, simply, for fun."
I am getting a rather nasty picture in my head. Are these (thick?) broom handles dripping gloop whilst dangling between two giant sized balls? Hmm... That kinda reminds me of something but I can't quite place my finger on it...
AlwaysRightBoy
2012-02-08 01:48:01 PM
TomD9938
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Look to the success of others.
How does The New York Transit Authority keep commuters off the top and sides of its cars?
Darwin keeps the surfers off the sides of NYC subway cars.
factoryconnection
2012-02-08 01:48:43 PM
jabelar
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So I'm not sure how a church appeal is going convince people to stop people commuting to get to where they need to go.
If you don't think that religion can get people to do things against their own interest, maybe you're not ready for this site. Just sayin'.
IXI Jim IXI
2012-02-08 01:48:58 PM
Attach spring-loaded brooms to random poles at about rail surfer height.
Set up cameras, charge to view footage.
dryknife
2012-02-08 01:49:40 PM
Jizz mops?
Oznog
2012-02-08 01:51:34 PM
But riding that train through the Broom of Eternal Stench is the only way I can get by baby brother Toby back from the bishōnen Goblin King!
/and where are the parents in all of this?
GavinTheAlmighty
2012-02-08 01:52:27 PM
Low concrete archways outside each station to squeegee the people off as they pass through.
Kurmudgeon
2012-02-08 01:55:07 PM
LeroyBourne
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Couldn't they just slather thick grease on the roofs?
Putrid smelly goop is cheaper.
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