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SurfaceTension
2012-02-08 10:57:42 AM
If it is coffee flavored ice cream I usually do inhale it.
Amos Quito
2012-02-08 11:01:43 AM
In before the FDA bans it...
and then authorizes a patented version for Pfizer.
mitchcumstein1
2012-02-08 11:16:20 AM
Yes, yes I am.
The Stealth Hippopotamus
2012-02-08 11:20:49 AM
can't I do both?
Like at the same time??
The Stealth Hippopotamus
2012-02-08 11:22:04 AM
AverageAmericanGuy
2012-02-08 11:24:29 AM
This is goods. Next, can we get it in time-release patch form?
jaylectricity
2012-02-08 11:50:29 AM
I'll stick to coke, thank you.
Doc_Gerbil
2012-02-08 11:54:02 AM
Laws yes.
Therion
2012-02-08 12:07:29 PM
Nope. I already have a faster method.
timujin
2012-02-08 12:38:34 PM
oh dear god no. I ordered one of these a while back (they were free with free shipping) and tried it one night when I was feeling a little tired. It was like someone thought that powdered caffeine wasn't bitter enough on its own, so they added an extremely unpleasant layer of lime rind on top of it. It may have been the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted.
Apos
2012-02-08 12:38:45 PM
I'd hit it. Repeatedly.
Dee Snarl
2012-02-08 12:48:54 PM
Been there, done that.
/snorted No Doz and various and sundry other crap in high school
Random Discord
2012-02-08 12:50:57 PM
H
Dee Snarl
:
Been there, done that.
/snorted No Doz and various and sundry other crap in high school
Ahhh Mini-Thins
Bruxellensis
2012-02-08 12:51:30 PM
drugs are bad
Lone Stranger
2012-02-08 12:52:31 PM
And soon kids will be putting it up their ass and it will be in the news again.
S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.
2012-02-08 12:52:43 PM
mmmmkay?
rudemix
2012-02-08 12:52:52 PM
Random Discord
:
HDee Snarl: Been there, done that.
/snorted No Doz and various and sundry other crap in high school
Ahhh Mini-Thins
OH Jeez! Not thins! I had thriple vision on that shiat one evening!
it's lisa e.
2012-02-08 12:53:31 PM
my...poor...nose. *ouch*
i don't want to snort it, smoke it, bang it, or even drink it. i wish there was an easier way to get caffeine in my system w/out having to further deteriorate the points of entry into my system.
Need Help Soonish
2012-02-08 12:53:49 PM
AverageAmericanGuy
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This is goods. Next, can we get it in time-release patch form?
Oh hell yes! I NEED THIS!
SPLAMM
2012-02-08 12:54:01 PM
For caffeine headaches, just squirt it directly into your eye, or you can use ....
joyride75
2012-02-08 12:57:27 PM
it's lisa e.
:
my...poor...nose. *ouch*
i don't want to snort it, smoke it, bang it, or even drink it. i wish there was an easier way to get caffeine in my system w/out having to further deteriorate the points of entry into my system.
Why not just take a caffeine pill?
Mad_Radhu
2012-02-08 12:59:31 PM
I prefer everything to be inhalable.
groppet
2012-02-08 12:59:32 PM
They were already complaining about this on the news. Some politician and scientist wre saying that only people out drinking would use it. Because on some of the video of people using it they looked like they were "partying" booga booga.
SuperChuck
2012-02-08 12:59:46 PM
Need Help Soonish
:
AverageAmericanGuy: This is goods. Next, can we get it in time-release patch form?
Oh hell yes! I NEED THIS!
Thirded
MoronLessOff
2012-02-08 01:01:05 PM
Dee Snarl
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Been there, done that.
/snorted No Doz and various and sundry other crap in high school
I have an unpleasant story about no-doz. It involves a lot of vomit. Apparently, you can OD on caffeine, at least that's what the paramedics told me.
But on-topic, no. I'll stick to my coffee. Or chocolate covered coffee beans. Or coffee ice cream. Or coffee ice cream with chocolate covered coffee beans mixed in....oh, right, caffeine overdose.
On Balance
2012-02-08 01:01:26 PM
joyride75
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Why not just take a caffeine pill?
Because this one goes to 11.
Thraeryn
2012-02-08 01:02:12 PM
Yes, yes! A thousand times, yes!
I'm thinking of buying a bottle of the pump caffeine and mixing it in with my vape liquid, though. Caffeine + nicotine + flavoring INHALE!
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This stuff
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9beers
2012-02-08 01:02:21 PM
joyride75
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Why not just take a caffeine pill?
That's what I'm trying to figure out. Vivarin and NoDoz have 200mg of caffeine per pill and are a hell of a lot cheaper.
QuinnTheFetus
2012-02-08 01:02:41 PM
SPLAMM
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For caffeine headaches, just squirt it directly into your eye, or you can use ....
Nice...
/ ear worm now :/
aspAddict
2012-02-08 01:02:46 PM
joyride75
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Why not just take a caffeine pill?
FTW.
Costs about 3 bucks for a 100-120 ct bottle, 200 mg per caplet, straight up shot of caff. Love it.
Apok451
2012-02-08 01:03:13 PM
timujin
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oh dear god no. I ordered one of these a while back (they were free with free shipping) and tried it one night when I was feeling a little tired. It was like someone thought that powdered caffeine wasn't bitter enough on its own, so they added an extremely unpleasant layer of lime rind on top of it. It may have been the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted.
Yeah, I got a couple of the free ones they were sending out. The stuff tasted terrible and bitter with that slight lemon/limey taste to it. And the aftertaste persisted for a good long time. Though the quick hit of caffeine was kinda nice. I would never pay for it, but if they would like to send me some more for free, I will gladly use it as long as I can chase it with something to help kill the taste.
it's lisa e.
2012-02-08 01:03:25 PM
joyride75
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it's lisa e.: my...poor...nose. *ouch*
i don't want to snort it, smoke it, bang it, or even drink it. i wish there was an easier way to get caffeine in my system w/out having to further deteriorate the points of entry into my system.
Why not just take a caffeine pill?
they irritate my stomach.
:(
SoCalSurfer
2012-02-08 01:04:39 PM
I'll stick to adderall
zorlack7
2012-02-08 01:05:01 PM
Coffee is delicious, and low in calories... I fail to see how some breathing stick is an improvement.
/try and take my coffee, and I will kill you very, very slowly.
medius
2012-02-08 01:06:16 PM
coke is it
CheekyMonkey
2012-02-08 01:06:43 PM
it's lisa e.
:
joyride75: it's lisa e.: my...poor...nose. *ouch*
i don't want to snort it, smoke it, bang it, or even drink it. i wish there was an easier way to get caffeine in my system w/out having to further deteriorate the points of entry into my system.
Why not just take a caffeine pill?
they irritate my stomach.
:(
Suppositories, FTW!
CheekyMonkey
2012-02-08 01:07:50 PM
zorlack7
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Coffee is delicious, and low in calories... I fail to see how some breathing stick is an improvement.
/try and take my coffee, and I will kill you very, very slowly.
Typical druggie response.
StoneColdAtheist
2012-02-08 01:07:52 PM
zorlack7
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Coffee is delicious, and low in calories... I fail to see how some breathing stick is an improvement.
/try and take my coffee, and I will kill you very, very slowly.
^^^WORD^^^
Don't fark with mah coffee. Just don't.
timujin
2012-02-08 01:08:41 PM
Apok451
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timujin: oh dear god no. I ordered one of these a while back (they were free with free shipping) and tried it one night when I was feeling a little tired. It was like someone thought that powdered caffeine wasn't bitter enough on its own, so they added an extremely unpleasant layer of lime rind on top of it. It may have been the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted.
Yeah, I got a couple of the free ones they were sending out. The stuff tasted terrible and bitter with that slight lemon/limey taste to it. And the aftertaste persisted for a good long time. Though the quick hit of caffeine was kinda nice. I would never pay for it, but if they would like to send me some more for free, I will gladly use it as long as I can chase it with something to help kill the taste.
it tasted like lime-flavored ear wax, I threw the other two I had away.
Uchiha_Cycliste
2012-02-08 01:09:22 PM
zorlack7
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Coffee is delicious, and low in calories... I fail to see how some breathing stick is an improvement.
/try and take my coffee, and I will kill you very, very slowly.
what if you haven't had your coffee yet today?
Goodfella
2012-02-08 01:10:19 PM
Amos Quito
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In before the FDA bans it...
and then authorizes a patented version for Pfizer.
Its the American way!
Its illegal to be a drvg dealer in America. Unless your stock is traded on the NYSE.
DVDave
2012-02-08 01:11:51 PM
Ready to come up with a unique headline?
joyride75
2012-02-08 01:11:57 PM
it's lisa e.
:
they irritate my stomach.
:(
Pills irritate my stomach way less than coffee(with lots of sugar, of course) ever did. I feel like less of a fat load while taking caffeine pills, that's for sure.
Harry Freakstorm
2012-02-08 01:12:07 PM
rudemix
Random Discord: HDee Snarl: Been there, done that.
/snorted No Doz and various and sundry other crap in high school
Ahhh Mini-Thins
OH Jeez! Not thins! I had thriple vision on that shiat one evening!
I went color blind on caffeine pills. Pulled over for a tow truck because I couldn't tell what color lights were flashing.
lordargent
2012-02-08 01:13:25 PM
aspAddict : Costs about 3 bucks for a 100-120 ct bottle, 200 mg per caplet, straight up shot of caff. Love it.
That
/used to go through cans of mountain dew like water, which was fine before I started working 10 hour days writing code at my desk.
Dee Snarl
2012-02-08 01:13:44 PM
MoronLessOff
:
Dee Snarl: Been there, done that.
/snorted No Doz and various and sundry other crap in high school
I have an unpleasant story about no-doz. It involves a lot of vomit. Apparently, you can OD on caffeine, at least that's what the paramedics told me.
Yikes. Yeah, too much caffeine can be bad news. I almost never drink coffee. But I do love me some diet soda. But coffee makes me feel... smothery.... :/
gizmogle
2012-02-08 01:13:45 PM
it's lisa e.
:
my...poor...nose. *ouch*
i don't want to snort it, smoke it, bang it, or even drink it. i wish there was an easier way to get caffeine in my system w/out having to further deteriorate the points of entry into my system.
Try this...
Super Chronic
2012-02-08 01:14:11 PM
Therion
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Nope. I already have a faster method.
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Here's what I do. I dissolve a scoop of coffee in a mixture of water and either ammonia or sodium bicarbonate. I boil the mixture to separate out the solid, and then I let it cool. I dry out the solid and cut it up into small nuggets, or "rocks." I can store the rocks just about indefinitely in my freezer. When I'm ready to consume, I put one rock in a small glass pipe, set it on fire with a lighter and inhale. Mmmm, coffee. Good to the last drop.
it's lisa e.
2012-02-08 01:16:21 PM
gizmogle
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it's lisa e.: my...poor...nose. *ouch*
i don't want to snort it, smoke it, bang it, or even drink it. i wish there was an easier way to get caffeine in my system w/out having to further deteriorate the points of entry into my system.
Try this...
sounds invigorating!
as long as i don't have to eat it. haha .
protectyourlimbs
2012-02-08 01:19:06 PM
Inhaling is for p*ssies...
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