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2012-02-08 10:57:42 AM
If it is coffee flavored ice cream I usually do inhale it.
 
2012-02-08 11:01:43 AM
In before the FDA bans it...

and then authorizes a patented version for Pfizer.
 
2012-02-08 11:16:20 AM
Yes, yes I am.
 
2012-02-08 11:20:49 AM
can't I do both?

Like at the same time??
 
2012-02-08 11:22:04 AM
img820.imageshack.us
 
2012-02-08 11:24:29 AM
This is goods. Next, can we get it in time-release patch form?
 
2012-02-08 11:50:29 AM
I'll stick to coke, thank you.
 
2012-02-08 11:54:02 AM
Laws yes.
 
2012-02-08 12:07:29 PM
Nope. I already have a faster method.

img820.imageshack.us
 
2012-02-08 12:38:34 PM
oh dear god no. I ordered one of these a while back (they were free with free shipping) and tried it one night when I was feeling a little tired. It was like someone thought that powdered caffeine wasn't bitter enough on its own, so they added an extremely unpleasant layer of lime rind on top of it. It may have been the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted.
 
2012-02-08 12:38:45 PM
I'd hit it. Repeatedly.
 
2012-02-08 12:48:54 PM
Been there, done that.

/snorted No Doz and various and sundry other crap in high school
 
2012-02-08 12:50:57 PM
HDee Snarl: Been there, done that.

/snorted No Doz and various and sundry other crap in high school


Ahhh Mini-Thins
 
2012-02-08 12:51:30 PM
drugs are bad
 
2012-02-08 12:52:31 PM
And soon kids will be putting it up their ass and it will be in the news again.
 
2012-02-08 12:52:43 PM
mmmmkay?
 
2012-02-08 12:52:52 PM
Random Discord: HDee Snarl: Been there, done that.

/snorted No Doz and various and sundry other crap in high school

Ahhh Mini-Thins


OH Jeez! Not thins! I had thriple vision on that shiat one evening!
 
2012-02-08 12:53:31 PM
my...poor...nose. *ouch*
i don't want to snort it, smoke it, bang it, or even drink it. i wish there was an easier way to get caffeine in my system w/out having to further deteriorate the points of entry into my system.
 
2012-02-08 12:53:49 PM
AverageAmericanGuy: This is goods. Next, can we get it in time-release patch form?

Oh hell yes! I NEED THIS!
 
2012-02-08 12:54:01 PM
For caffeine headaches, just squirt it directly into your eye, or you can use ....
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-02-08 12:57:27 PM
it's lisa e.: my...poor...nose. *ouch*
i don't want to snort it, smoke it, bang it, or even drink it. i wish there was an easier way to get caffeine in my system w/out having to further deteriorate the points of entry into my system.


Why not just take a caffeine pill?
 
2012-02-08 12:59:31 PM
splinteredsunrise.files.wordpress.com

I prefer everything to be inhalable.
 
2012-02-08 12:59:32 PM
They were already complaining about this on the news. Some politician and scientist wre saying that only people out drinking would use it. Because on some of the video of people using it they looked like they were "partying" booga booga.
 
2012-02-08 12:59:46 PM
Need Help Soonish: AverageAmericanGuy: This is goods. Next, can we get it in time-release patch form?

Oh hell yes! I NEED THIS!


Thirded
 
2012-02-08 01:01:05 PM
Dee Snarl: Been there, done that.

/snorted No Doz and various and sundry other crap in high school


I have an unpleasant story about no-doz. It involves a lot of vomit. Apparently, you can OD on caffeine, at least that's what the paramedics told me.

But on-topic, no. I'll stick to my coffee. Or chocolate covered coffee beans. Or coffee ice cream. Or coffee ice cream with chocolate covered coffee beans mixed in....oh, right, caffeine overdose.
 
2012-02-08 01:01:26 PM
joyride75: Why not just take a caffeine pill?

Because this one goes to 11.
 
2012-02-08 01:02:12 PM
Yes, yes! A thousand times, yes!

I'm thinking of buying a bottle of the pump caffeine and mixing it in with my vape liquid, though. Caffeine + nicotine + flavoring INHALE!

(This stuff (new window))
 
2012-02-08 01:02:21 PM
joyride75: Why not just take a caffeine pill?

That's what I'm trying to figure out. Vivarin and NoDoz have 200mg of caffeine per pill and are a hell of a lot cheaper.
 
2012-02-08 01:02:41 PM
SPLAMM: For caffeine headaches, just squirt it directly into your eye, or you can use ....

Nice...

/ ear worm now :/
 
2012-02-08 01:02:46 PM
joyride75: Why not just take a caffeine pill?

ecx.images-amazon.com
FTW.

Costs about 3 bucks for a 100-120 ct bottle, 200 mg per caplet, straight up shot of caff. Love it.
 
2012-02-08 01:03:13 PM
timujin: oh dear god no. I ordered one of these a while back (they were free with free shipping) and tried it one night when I was feeling a little tired. It was like someone thought that powdered caffeine wasn't bitter enough on its own, so they added an extremely unpleasant layer of lime rind on top of it. It may have been the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted.

Yeah, I got a couple of the free ones they were sending out. The stuff tasted terrible and bitter with that slight lemon/limey taste to it. And the aftertaste persisted for a good long time. Though the quick hit of caffeine was kinda nice. I would never pay for it, but if they would like to send me some more for free, I will gladly use it as long as I can chase it with something to help kill the taste.
 
2012-02-08 01:03:25 PM
joyride75: it's lisa e.: my...poor...nose. *ouch*
i don't want to snort it, smoke it, bang it, or even drink it. i wish there was an easier way to get caffeine in my system w/out having to further deteriorate the points of entry into my system.

Why not just take a caffeine pill?


they irritate my stomach.
:(
 
2012-02-08 01:04:39 PM
I'll stick to adderall
 
2012-02-08 01:05:01 PM
Coffee is delicious, and low in calories... I fail to see how some breathing stick is an improvement.

/try and take my coffee, and I will kill you very, very slowly.
 
2012-02-08 01:06:16 PM
coke is it
 
2012-02-08 01:06:43 PM
it's lisa e.: joyride75: it's lisa e.: my...poor...nose. *ouch*
i don't want to snort it, smoke it, bang it, or even drink it. i wish there was an easier way to get caffeine in my system w/out having to further deteriorate the points of entry into my system.

Why not just take a caffeine pill?

they irritate my stomach.
:(


Suppositories, FTW!
 
2012-02-08 01:07:50 PM
zorlack7: Coffee is delicious, and low in calories... I fail to see how some breathing stick is an improvement.

/try and take my coffee, and I will kill you very, very slowly.


Typical druggie response.
 
2012-02-08 01:07:52 PM
zorlack7: Coffee is delicious, and low in calories... I fail to see how some breathing stick is an improvement.

/try and take my coffee, and I will kill you very, very slowly.


^^^WORD^^^

Don't fark with mah coffee. Just don't.
 
2012-02-08 01:08:41 PM
Apok451: timujin: oh dear god no. I ordered one of these a while back (they were free with free shipping) and tried it one night when I was feeling a little tired. It was like someone thought that powdered caffeine wasn't bitter enough on its own, so they added an extremely unpleasant layer of lime rind on top of it. It may have been the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted.

Yeah, I got a couple of the free ones they were sending out. The stuff tasted terrible and bitter with that slight lemon/limey taste to it. And the aftertaste persisted for a good long time. Though the quick hit of caffeine was kinda nice. I would never pay for it, but if they would like to send me some more for free, I will gladly use it as long as I can chase it with something to help kill the taste.


it tasted like lime-flavored ear wax, I threw the other two I had away.
 
2012-02-08 01:09:22 PM
zorlack7: Coffee is delicious, and low in calories... I fail to see how some breathing stick is an improvement.

/try and take my coffee, and I will kill you very, very slowly.


what if you haven't had your coffee yet today?
 
2012-02-08 01:10:19 PM
Amos Quito: In before the FDA bans it...

and then authorizes a patented version for Pfizer.




Its the American way!

Its illegal to be a drvg dealer in America. Unless your stock is traded on the NYSE.
 
2012-02-08 01:11:51 PM
Ready to come up with a unique headline?
 
2012-02-08 01:11:57 PM
it's lisa e.: they irritate my stomach.
:(


Pills irritate my stomach way less than coffee(with lots of sugar, of course) ever did. I feel like less of a fat load while taking caffeine pills, that's for sure.
 
2012-02-08 01:12:07 PM
rudemix
Random Discord: HDee Snarl: Been there, done that.

/snorted No Doz and various and sundry other crap in high school

Ahhh Mini-Thins

OH Jeez! Not thins! I had thriple vision on that shiat one evening!


I went color blind on caffeine pills. Pulled over for a tow truck because I couldn't tell what color lights were flashing.
 
2012-02-08 01:13:25 PM
aspAddict : Costs about 3 bucks for a 100-120 ct bottle, 200 mg per caplet, straight up shot of caff. Love it.

That

/used to go through cans of mountain dew like water, which was fine before I started working 10 hour days writing code at my desk.
 
2012-02-08 01:13:44 PM
MoronLessOff: Dee Snarl: Been there, done that.

/snorted No Doz and various and sundry other crap in high school

I have an unpleasant story about no-doz. It involves a lot of vomit. Apparently, you can OD on caffeine, at least that's what the paramedics told me.



Yikes. Yeah, too much caffeine can be bad news. I almost never drink coffee. But I do love me some diet soda. But coffee makes me feel... smothery.... :/
 
2012-02-08 01:13:45 PM
it's lisa e.: my...poor...nose. *ouch*
i don't want to snort it, smoke it, bang it, or even drink it. i wish there was an easier way to get caffeine in my system w/out having to further deteriorate the points of entry into my system.


Try this...
 
2012-02-08 01:14:11 PM
Therion: Nope. I already have a faster method.

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Here's what I do. I dissolve a scoop of coffee in a mixture of water and either ammonia or sodium bicarbonate. I boil the mixture to separate out the solid, and then I let it cool. I dry out the solid and cut it up into small nuggets, or "rocks." I can store the rocks just about indefinitely in my freezer. When I'm ready to consume, I put one rock in a small glass pipe, set it on fire with a lighter and inhale. Mmmm, coffee. Good to the last drop.
 
2012-02-08 01:16:21 PM
gizmogle: it's lisa e.: my...poor...nose. *ouch*
i don't want to snort it, smoke it, bang it, or even drink it. i wish there was an easier way to get caffeine in my system w/out having to further deteriorate the points of entry into my system.

Try this...


sounds invigorating!
as long as i don't have to eat it. haha .
 
2012-02-08 01:19:06 PM
Inhaling is for p*ssies...

www.thefatwhiteguy.com
 
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