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(Washington Post)   "While Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum are making each other unelectable, the president is singing Al Green, congratulating Super Bowl winners, raising obscene amounts of campaign cash and watching his poll numbers soar"   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 323
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2012-02-08 10:58:06 AM  
And he's actually governing. I've heard he's still attending meetings and stuff now and then.
 
2012-02-08 11:06:59 AM  
Attendance of Kenyan witch doctor tribal ceremonies in the very beating heart of Kenya is not considered governance, Lando. This is typical liberal misdirection I've come to expect from supporters of the appeaser-in-chief.
 
2012-02-08 11:21:45 AM  
Don't forget the science fairs.
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2012-02-08 11:25:40 AM  

JerseyTim: Don't forget the science fairs.
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That kid will kill us all one day.
 
2012-02-08 11:28:12 AM  
Link (new window)
 
2012-02-08 11:33:30 AM  

Elandriel: Attendance of Kenyan witch doctor tribal ceremonies in the very beating heart of Kenya is not considered governance, Lando. This is typical liberal misdirection I've come to expect from supporters of the appeaser-in-chief.


Also, he is hosting a science fair. Everyone knows science is un-American. Marshmallow shooters are not in the bible. I heard on Fox News that he forced all of those kids to have an abortion, even the boys.
 
2012-02-08 11:40:29 AM  

James!: That kid will kill us all one day.


Yeah...he's in 8th grade? And he's about 4 feet tall, a science nerd, and wears glasses?

Poor lil guy. I almost want to let him feel my boobs just because it will be 10 years before he gets another chance.
 
2012-02-08 11:44:08 AM  
That kid's REAL future.

images4.fanpop.com
 
2012-02-08 11:48:00 AM  

what_now: James!: That kid will kill us all one day.

Yeah...he's in 8th grade? And he's about 4 feet tall, a science nerd, and wears glasses?

Poor lil guy. I almost want to let him feel my boobs just because it will be 10 years before he gets another chance.


And the government would want you arrested... shame. I'm sure you're about to have several offers from farkers willing to feel your boobs and describe it to the kid.
 
2012-02-08 11:59:18 AM  

what_now: James!: That kid will kill us all one day.

Yeah...he's in 8th grade? And he's about 4 feet tall, a science nerd, and wears glasses?

Poor lil guy. I almost want to let him feel my boobs just because it will be 10 years before he gets another chance.


I'm a 4 foot tall 8th grader who excels at science and math. I've yet to see any real boobs. I am more than happy to take you up on your offer. EIP.

/please work please work please work
 
2012-02-08 12:04:53 PM  

adamgreeney: what_now: James!: That kid will kill us all one day.

Yeah...he's in 8th grade? And he's about 4 feet tall, a science nerd, and wears glasses?

Poor lil guy. I almost want to let him feel my boobs just because it will be 10 years before he gets another chance.

I'm a 4 foot tall 8th grader who excels at science and math. I've yet to see any real boobs. I am more than happy to take you up on your offer. EIP.

/please work please work please work


How far can you shoot a marshmallow?
 
2012-02-08 12:06:46 PM  

what_now: Link (new window)


I enjoyed that. Almost as much as when he destroyed Trump at the press correspondents dinner.
 
2012-02-08 12:32:22 PM  
A sequel coming soon......

img.photobucket.com

/can't wait to see if the daughter still wears matching outfits with her doll and the son still looks like he's just been told they are digging up the back yard where he buried the bodies.
 
2012-02-08 12:37:17 PM  
Heh... This is the best the GOP has to offer, folks.
 
2012-02-08 12:42:33 PM  

what_now: James!: That kid will kill us all one day.

Yeah...he's in 8th grade? And he's about 4 feet tall, a science nerd, and wears glasses?

Poor lil guy. I almost want to let him feel my boobs just because it will be 10 years before he gets another chance.


A blow job and grope really should be 1st prize at science fairs.
 
2012-02-08 12:43:53 PM  
The best part is that the GOP is completely unaware that every rational human being on the planet considers them to be a sick joke.
 
2012-02-08 12:44:44 PM  
...according to the Washington Post, mind you.
 
2012-02-08 12:46:34 PM  
It's a shame that Gingrich is the one who floated the Moon base. I think that's the only pitch I agree with any Conservative candidate on. Obama hasn't been kind to NASA. Or wolves.
 
2012-02-08 12:47:46 PM  
As a former science nerd that wore glasses in 8th grade....I would not be opposed to feeling some hot female boobs this afternoon.
 
2012-02-08 12:48:14 PM  

Muta: what_now: James!: That kid will kill us all one day.

Yeah...he's in 8th grade? And he's about 4 feet tall, a science nerd, and wears glasses?

Poor lil guy. I almost want to let him feel my boobs just because it will be 10 years before he gets another chance.

A blow job and grope really should be 1st prize at science fairs.


If that were the prize at science fairs, we'd have cold fusion by now.
 
2012-02-08 12:48:36 PM  

what_now: Poor lil guy. I almost want to let him feel my boobs just because it will be 10 years before he gets another chance.


I know you're not an AW, what_now, but all wannabee AWs should bookmark this post as a primer in how to do it.
 
2012-02-08 12:48:50 PM  
raising obscene amounts of campaign cash

The GOP has about a $100 million edge on him if you count SuperPACs.
 
2012-02-08 12:49:12 PM  

Muta: what_now: James!: That kid will kill us all one day.

Yeah...he's in 8th grade? And he's about 4 feet tall, a science nerd, and wears glasses?

Poor lil guy. I almost want to let him feel my boobs just because it will be 10 years before he gets another chance.

A blow job and grope really should be 1st prize at science fairs.


Purely in the interests of scientific advancement, mind you.
 
2012-02-08 12:49:43 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Muta: what_now: James!: That kid will kill us all one day.

Yeah...he's in 8th grade? And he's about 4 feet tall, a science nerd, and wears glasses?

Poor lil guy. I almost want to let him feel my boobs just because it will be 10 years before he gets another chance.

A blow job and grope really should be 1st prize at science fairs.

If that were the prize at science fairs, we'd have cold fusion by now.


And Newt Gingrich would be a Nobel Laureate in Physics.
 
2012-02-08 12:50:29 PM  

valar_morghulis: It's a shame that Gingrich is the one who floated the Moon base.


I know, right? Something I've wanted for years and years and the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man has to open his mouth and make it sound totally lame.
 
2012-02-08 12:50:33 PM  

Walker: A sequel coming soon......

img.photobucket.com
/can't wait to see if the daughter still wears matching outfits with her doll and the son still looks like he's just been told they are digging up the back yard where he buried the bodies.


Everyone focuses on the little girl with the doll. I think we need to keep an eye out for the boy on the far right. Look at the expression on his face. It says either, "What has been seen cannot be unseen," or, "You all must DIE!"
 
2012-02-08 12:51:22 PM  
I'm disappointed in Obama, but you've got to deserve victory, and the Republicans don't deserve victory.
 
2012-02-08 12:51:48 PM  
I really didn't think this all the way through.
 
2012-02-08 12:52:18 PM  

James!: How far can you shoot a marshmallow?


Are we restricted to pneumatic PVC cannons or can we get...creative?
 
2012-02-08 12:52:36 PM  
www2.wagt.com
/will croon the night away with his rich baritone voice
//no wonder the president wants to imitate him - Greene is a black politician who made it in South Carolina
///what an inspirational story
 
2012-02-08 12:52:38 PM  

Muta: what_now: James!: That kid will kill us all one day.

Yeah...he's in 8th grade? And he's about 4 feet tall, a science nerd, and wears glasses?

Poor lil guy. I almost want to let him feel my boobs just because it will be 10 years before he gets another chance.

A blow job and grope really should be 1st prize at science fairs.


Now that's how you encourage excellence in academics, I mean that's probably the prize for most HS quarterbacks indirectly...
 
2012-02-08 12:52:46 PM  

what_now: Poor lil guy. I almost want to let him feel my boobs just because it will be 10 years before he gets another chance.


Please...if he can do that to a marshmallow, I'm sure he already knows about roofies.

Or, he could just go into the Boy Scouts (new window)...
 
2012-02-08 12:52:57 PM  
Is it just my imagination or has there been a palpable lack of the well known, "well opinionated" Fark rightwing trolls today in the Politics tab? Maybe they've finally decided to just take their ball and go home...
 
2012-02-08 12:53:06 PM  

what_now: James!: That kid will kill us all one day.

Yeah...he's in 8th grade? And he's about 4 feet tall, a science nerd, and wears glasses?

Poor lil guy. I almost want to let him feel my boobs just because it will be 10 years before he gets another chance.


Your assumption that the kids is straight offends me. Heteronormativity is unbecoming of a fine piece of Northeast ass such as yourself.
 
2012-02-08 12:54:14 PM  

what_now: I really didn't think this all the way through.


I'm LOLing with you, not at you.
 
2012-02-08 12:54:16 PM  

Ken at Popehat: I'm disappointed in Obama, but you've got to deserve victory, and the Republicans don't deserve victory.


The Republicans don't deserve to be elected dog catcher let alone President.
 
2012-02-08 12:54:16 PM  
I meant to comment on the way our society values athletics and looks over brains.
 
2012-02-08 12:54:35 PM  

what_now: I really didn't think this all the way through.


To be fair, it looks like you did. :)
 
2012-02-08 12:55:01 PM  

James!: adamgreeney: what_now: James!: That kid will kill us all one day.

Yeah...he's in 8th grade? And he's about 4 feet tall, a science nerd, and wears glasses?

Poor lil guy. I almost want to let him feel my boobs just because it will be 10 years before he gets another chance.

I'm a 4 foot tall 8th grader who excels at science and math. I've yet to see any real boobs. I am more than happy to take you up on your offer. EIP.

/please work please work please work

How far can you shoot a marshmallow?


How far can she shoot a ping pong ball?
 
2012-02-08 12:55:09 PM  

DeaH: Everyone focuses on the little girl with the doll. I think we need to keep an eye out for the boy on the far right. Look at the expression on his face. It says either, "What has been seen cannot be unseen," or, "You all must DIE!"


I thought it was "Oh no, Dad is going to be home all the time now!"
 
2012-02-08 12:55:27 PM  

what_now: I meant to comment on the way our society values athletics and looks over brains.


Backfired horribly. Now make with the boobie showing.
 
2012-02-08 12:56:23 PM  

Minus1Kelvin: Is it just my imagination or has there been a palpable lack of the well known, "well opinionated" Fark rightwing trolls today in the Politics tab? Maybe they've finally decided to just take their ball and go home...


if you're smart, it's because you added those trolls to your ignore list and then chose the option to ignore people responding to those trolls...
 
2012-02-08 12:58:31 PM  

Minus1Kelvin: Is it just my imagination or has there been a palpable lack of the well known, "well opinionated" Fark rightwing trolls today in the Politics tab? Maybe they've finally decided to just take their ball and go home...


Rush only started an hour ago, it takes time to propagate the talking points especially after last night's wreck that was so hilariously horrific that it makes Ted Kennedy look downright merciful.
 
2012-02-08 12:58:39 PM  

theorellior: what_now: I really didn't think this all the way through.

I'm LOLing with you, not at you.


I, on the other hand, am definitely LOLing at you.
 
2012-02-08 12:59:07 PM  

what_now: I meant to comment on the way our society values athletics and looks over brains.


weknowmemes.com
 
2012-02-08 12:59:14 PM  

Ken at Popehat: I'm disappointed in Obama, but you've got to deserve victory, and the Republicans don't deserve victory.


I'm really curious to see what happens with a second-term Obama. I feel like (hope?) that he was playing soft so that he could be reelected, and then the gloves come off. That would be nice.

I know he's not as liberal as I am, and I'm okay with that. I just want him to be more liberal than he is now, at least publicly.
 
2012-02-08 12:59:20 PM  

what_now: I meant to comment on the way our society values athletics and looks over brains.


If your email is available in your profile now would be the time to remove it.
 
2012-02-08 01:00:42 PM  

JerseyTim: Don't forget the science fairs.
[i.huffpost.com image 470x543]


I love that pic. Was there a caption contest for that one?
 
2012-02-08 01:02:05 PM  

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: what_now: I meant to comment on the way our society values athletics and looks over brains.

Backfired horribly. Now make with the boobie showing.


How about a compromise? You commit to posting them in your profile for not less than 10 minutes in the next 24 hours, picked at random, and then you can take them down. You don't have to even tell us when, we'll have to guess.

It's not like any of us know how to script wget into a loop to scrape your profile page every 30 seconds.
 
2012-02-08 01:02:37 PM  

Lord Dimwit: I know he's not as liberal as I am, and I'm okay with that. I just want him to be more liberal than he is now, at least publicly.


My hope at this point is that he'll continue to be successful, causing a shift to Left in this country and leading to the election of more liberal presidents in the future.
 
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