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2012-02-08 01:36:17 PM
abb3w: what_now: I meant to comment on the way our society values athletics and looks over brains.

In fact, your post instead may be a commentary on how those values may be somewhat shifting over time.


Maybe. Maybe not. If the athletes have the money and (more importantly) the popularity, then they're going to get the pussy. If brains have the money and (more importantly) the popularity, then they're going to get the pussy instead. It doesn't matter, athletic or brainy, whoever's on top of the status quo gets the goods.

Now, the male version of that: is she hot? then, athletic or brainy, whoever's on top of the hotness quo gets the goods.

/my opinion, your mileage may vary
 
2012-02-08 01:37:19 PM
DeaH: Walker: A sequel coming soon......

[img.photobucket.com image 580x398]
/can't wait to see if the daughter still wears matching outfits with her doll and the son still looks like he's just been told they are digging up the back yard where he buried the bodies.

Everyone focuses on the little girl with the doll. I think we need to keep an eye out for the boy on the far right. Look at the expression on his face. It says either, "What has been seen cannot be unseen," or, "You all must DIE!"


What I think of when I see him:

images.wikia.com
 
2012-02-08 01:38:02 PM
FTFA: "But historical patterns do not take into account an opponent who says he enjoys firing people."

Look, there's enough dirt on Romney where we don't have to take things that far out of context.
 
2012-02-08 01:38:50 PM
keylock71: My first thought was, "Does it work with small potatoes, too?" Because that... would be awesome. I have some neighbors I would love to launch potatoes at at a high rate of speed.

Of course it would. Somewhere in the ancient archives of history is a photo of my brother and I blowing a hole through a dead laptop with a pneumatic potato gun.
 
2012-02-08 01:40:52 PM
what_now: I meant to comment on the way our society values athletics and looks over brains.

Well, that's only true until the point the brains accumulate enough money to entice society away from the athletics.

Hopefully.

/Still waiting.
 
2012-02-08 01:41:45 PM
theknuckler_33: No laughing Obama pic yet? Fark, I am disappoint.

[mikesright.files.wordpress.com image 536x400]


This month's New Yorker works too...

www.theblaze.com
 
2012-02-08 01:43:03 PM
Lord Dimwit: I do feel like we as a country are becoming more and more divided, and to be honest, I'm not sure why. Partisan politics and the absolute lies and misinformation spread by both sides (but more so by the right) is a lot to do with it.

Entities fight hardest when they sense their impending doom. Most people have mixed opinions and are not acceptable to the fringes. Since the fringes mostly make noise, what you are hearing is their death howls.
 
2012-02-08 01:45:36 PM
FishStampede: What I think of when I see him:

Glad I'm not the only one...
 
2012-02-08 01:46:56 PM
natazha: Lord Dimwit: I do feel like we as a country are becoming more and more divided, and to be honest, I'm not sure why. Partisan politics and the absolute lies and misinformation spread by both sides (but more so by the right) is a lot to do with it.

Entities fight hardest when they sense their impending doom. Most people have mixed opinions and are not acceptable to the fringes. Since the fringes mostly make noise, what you are hearing is their death howls.


But I look at how far right-wing the Republican Party has become (and how dishonest and populist they've become) and then realize that they will still get > 40% of the vote in the next Presidential election. That's not a fringe party.

I know people - otherwise intelligent people - who still honestly believe that Obama wasn't born here, and that climate change is somehow a big conspiracy. That sort of thing should be fringe, but it isn't.
 
2012-02-08 01:49:06 PM
gtomako: "While Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum are making each other unelectable, the president is singing Al Green, congratulating Super Bowl winners, raising obscene amounts of campaign cash, watching his poll numbers soar and kicking Catholic Church ass."


[desmond.imageshack.us image 640x431]


That political cartoon looks like a spoof of a political cartoon. I mean, the Constitution is literally in a shredder with the word "SHREDDER" written on it.
 
2012-02-08 01:49:29 PM
Dusk-You-n-Me: Lou Brown: That's a far cry from saying he enjoys firing people. It's something I imagine people would agree with in most cases. For many reasons, health insurance isn't one of those cases, but overall the author is totally misrepresenting what Romney was trying to say.

Which once again reinforces how out of touch Romney is.

--

When it comes to basic services like healthcare, almost no one in America sees the relationship that way. Most of us wouldn't speak of "firing" our health insurance company. No matter how much we might detest our insurance company, we probably wouldn't describe the experience of removing ourselves from their rolls an enjoyable one.

But most of all, we don't see the health insurance company as providing us a service. We see ourselves, rather, as indentured supplicants forced to pay exorbitant monthly rates for a basic need that responsible people with means can't get out of paying for if we can help it. We don't see ourselves as in control of the relationship with them. They are in control of us--and no more so than when we get sick and need the insurance most. If the company decides to restrict our coverage or tell us we have a pre-existing condition after all, we're in the position of begging a capricious and heartless corporation to cover costs we assumed we were entitled to based on a contractual obligation. It's precisely when we need insurance most that we're least able to "fire" the insurance company.

Link (new window)


All good points. As I've said for a very long time, health care is not the commodity traded within your current health care system. The commodity are the patients themselves. They are the ones traded in the market. Any sense of personal control over ones own health care is purely an illusion.
 
2012-02-08 01:50:22 PM
what_now: James!: That kid will kill us all one day.

Yeah...he's in 8th grade? And he's about 4 feet tall, a science nerd, and wears glasses?

Poor lil guy. I almost want to let him feel my boobs just because it will be 10 years before he gets another chance.


That kid is actually the coolest kid in his class, but standing next to Obama makes most people look lame by comparison.
 
2012-02-08 01:50:39 PM
FTFA: Conservative blogger Erick Erickson summed upthe disenchantment this week when he said that he would rather have the "sweet meteor of death than any of the candidates left in the race."

/I'm still laughing.
 
2012-02-08 01:51:58 PM
Jackson Herring: James!: what_now: I meant to comment on the way our society values athletics and looks over brains.

If your email is available in your profile now would be the time to remove it.

Incoming dong avalanche


brains (and the valuing thereof) = unsolicited dong?

Something has gone horribly wrong here.
 
2012-02-08 01:52:09 PM
Minus1Kelvin: Is it just my imagination or has there been a palpable lack of the well known, "well opinionated" Fark rightwing trolls today in the Politics tab? Maybe they've finally decided to just take their ball and go home...

They're probably working. You should try it some time.

/lunch time
 
2012-02-08 01:53:43 PM
gtomako: "While Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum are making each other unelectable, the president is singing Al Green, congratulating Super Bowl winners, raising obscene amounts of campaign cash, watching his poll numbers soar and kicking Catholic Church ass."


[desmond.imageshack.us image 640x431]


The best part is that 60% of Catholics support birth control, so this may end up creating a bit of schism in the Church itself, more than anything else...
 
2012-02-08 01:55:14 PM
DeltaPunch: gtomako: "While Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum are making each other unelectable, the president is singing Al Green, congratulating Super Bowl winners, raising obscene amounts of campaign cash, watching his poll numbers soar and kicking Catholic Church ass."


[desmond.imageshack.us image 640x431]

The best part is that 60% of Catholics support birth control, so this may end up creating a bit of schism in the Church itself, more than anything else...


I thought it was more like 98%, or is that just in America?
 
2012-02-08 01:56:31 PM
mikesright.files.wordpress.com

theurbandaily.com
 
2012-02-08 01:56:50 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

Feels good man.
 
2012-02-08 01:56:57 PM
spcMike: James!: If I were president I'd have that thing mounted on top of the White House and use it to pelt congress.

[i1231.photobucket.com image 640x619]



img138.imageshack.us
 
2012-02-08 01:58:19 PM
gtomako: "While Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum are making each other unelectable, the president is singing Al Green, congratulating Super Bowl winners, raising obscene amounts of campaign cash, watching his poll numbers soar and kicking Catholic Church ass."


[desmond.imageshack.us image 640x431]


I'd be against contraception if I were the Pope: little boys don't get pregnant!
 
2012-02-08 01:58:23 PM
sweetmelissa31: what_now: James!: That kid will kill us all one day.

Yeah...he's in 8th grade? And he's about 4 feet tall, a science nerd, and wears glasses?

Poor lil guy. I almost want to let him feel my boobs just because it will be 10 years before he gets another chance.

That kid is actually the coolest kid in his class, but standing next to Obama makes most people look lame by comparison.


Yeah, it's just an optical illusion. He's actually 5' 8", 190, and the captain of the football team
 
2012-02-08 01:59:50 PM
Lord Dimwit: That political cartoon looks like a spoof of a political cartoon. I mean, the Constitution is literally in a shredder with the word "SHREDDER" written on it.

Know your audience.
 
2012-02-08 01:59:55 PM
BillCo: Minus1Kelvin: Is it just my imagination or has there been a palpable lack of the well known, "well opinionated" Fark rightwing trolls today in the Politics tab? Maybe they've finally decided to just take their ball and go home...

They're probably working. You should try it some time.

/lunch time


You're not getting paid for this? That's kinda sad.
 
2012-02-08 02:00:20 PM
Dubya's_Coke_Dealer: DeltaPunch: gtomako: "While Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum are making each other unelectable, the president is singing Al Green, congratulating Super Bowl winners, raising obscene amounts of campaign cash, watching his poll numbers soar and kicking Catholic Church ass."


[desmond.imageshack.us image 640x431]

The best part is that 60% of Catholics support birth control, so this may end up creating a bit of schism in the Church itself, more than anything else...

I thought it was more like 98%, or is that just in America?


I know so many women (okay, like, three) who are too Catholic to use birth control, but not so Catholic as to avoid premarital sex. All of them ended up having kids as teenagers.

Catholics: Educate your children. If they're going to sin and have premarital sex, have them also sin and use birth control. Seriously.
 
2012-02-08 02:02:29 PM
gtomako: "While Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum are making each other unelectable, the president is singing Al Green, congratulating Super Bowl winners, raising obscene amounts of campaign cash, watching his poll numbers soar and kicking Catholic Church ass."

[desmond.imageshack.us image 640x431]


My favorite thing about that cartoon is how "someone" put the Constitution into the "religious principles" shredder. Ahh, that false equivalence. The thing that annoys me most about Christians in this country.

Religious righties, listen up: The Constitution is not scripture. Jesus was not Caucasian. God loves everyone equally - he's not particularly partial to the U.S. or Americans.

/I feel better already.
 
2012-02-08 02:02:56 PM
Lord Dimwit: Catholics: Educate your children. If they're going to sin and have premarital sex, have them also sin and use birth control. Seriously.

Two wrongs don't make a right... I'm sorry but having sex for fun is just a ticket to hell. Ask Rick Santorum.
 
2012-02-08 02:05:03 PM
Lord Dimwit: Dubya's_Coke_Dealer: DeltaPunch: gtomako: "While Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum are making each other unelectable, the president is singing Al Green, congratulating Super Bowl winners, raising obscene amounts of campaign cash, watching his poll numbers soar and kicking Catholic Church ass."


[desmond.imageshack.us image 640x431]

The best part is that 60% of Catholics support birth control, so this may end up creating a bit of schism in the Church itself, more than anything else...

I thought it was more like 98%, or is that just in America?

I know so many women (okay, like, three) who are too Catholic to use birth control, but not so Catholic as to avoid premarital sex. All of them ended up having kids as teenagers.

Catholics: Educate your children. If they're going to sin and have premarital sex, have them also sin and use birth control. Seriously.


Never understood this either. You are already "crossing the line" so to speak by having sex. Why not just be smart about it and use contraception?

/I am going to rob a bank, but I wont use a mask.....
//Seriously?
 
2012-02-08 02:05:51 PM
Jackson Herring: Minus1Kelvin: Well you're half-right. I do have many of them on ignore but I like to see the comments other people make to them (morbid curiosity)...and I've not seen much of that today.

I've actually noticed the same thing today... weird.


He's travelling.
 
2012-02-08 02:07:38 PM
Weird I was just at CNN.com and I they had a poll "Can Rick Santorum win the Republican nomination for president?" So I decided to click yes, and it didn't register my vote.
 
2012-02-08 02:07:40 PM
Wicked Chinchilla: Lord Dimwit: Dubya's_Coke_Dealer: DeltaPunch: gtomako: "While Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum are making each other unelectable, the president is singing Al Green, congratulating Super Bowl winners, raising obscene amounts of campaign cash, watching his poll numbers soar and kicking Catholic Church ass."


[desmond.imageshack.us image 640x431]

The best part is that 60% of Catholics support birth control, so this may end up creating a bit of schism in the Church itself, more than anything else...

I thought it was more like 98%, or is that just in America?

I know so many women (okay, like, three) who are too Catholic to use birth control, but not so Catholic as to avoid premarital sex. All of them ended up having kids as teenagers.

Catholics: Educate your children. If they're going to sin and have premarital sex, have them also sin and use birth control. Seriously.

Never understood this either. You are already "crossing the line" so to speak by having sex. Why not just be smart about it and use contraception?

/I am going to rob a bank, but I wont use a mask.....
//Seriously?


Well anyone who thinks sex is a "sin" most likely has a room temperature IQ.
 
2012-02-08 02:07:58 PM
valar_morghulis: Obama hasn't been kind to NASA.

By what measure? Certainly not using funding as a measure. NASA, from what I can tell (I don't quite grasp what "nominal dollars" means) is being funded at its highest level ever under Obama.

Source: NASA's Budget

2009 $17,782m
2010 $18,724m
2011 $19,000m
2012 $17,800m

The Shuttle Program might have ended under Obama, but it died a long time ago. The shuttle program was never meant to last forever, and long before Obama ever took office the decision was made not to fund an alternative to take its place. NASA, as whole is doing just fine even though the shuttle has been sunset.
 
2012-02-08 02:09:58 PM
Aarontology: That kid's REAL future.

[images4.fanpop.com image 400x300]


Nuh uh! This is his future:

www.paulandstorm.com
 
2012-02-08 02:10:07 PM
Jackson Herring: Yeah, it's just an optical illusion. He's actually 5' 8", 190, and the captain of the football team

Yep, for example, next to Obama, McCain's all like:

www.thewashingtonnote.com

But take away Obama and he's actually:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-02-08 02:10:42 PM
BillCo: They're probably working. You should try it some time.

Where have you been? Alarm clock broke this morning? This thread ain't gonna troll itself, and the RNC don't pay for no sleepyheads.
 
2012-02-08 02:11:04 PM
Wicked Chinchilla: /I am going to rob a bank, but I wont use a mask.....
//Seriously?


I love this equivalence and I'm going to bust it out on someone unsuspecting this week. I just haven't decided who... *rubs hands together*
 
2012-02-08 02:11:09 PM
Wicked Chinchilla: Never understood this either. You are already "crossing the line" so to speak by having sex. Why not just be smart about it and use contraception?

It's the exact same conundrum that "abstinence-only education" proponents face. They spend all this time talking about how ineffective contraceptives are...

The result is that kids go "why should I use a contraceptive? It's just going to fail anyway."
 
2012-02-08 02:11:16 PM
 
2012-02-08 02:11:28 PM
Fuggin Bizzy: My favorite thing about that cartoon is how "someone" put the Constitution into the "religious principles" shredder. Ahh, that false equivalence. The thing that annoys me most about Christians in this country.

That cartoon is just full of projection, not only are they equating the Constitution with Religion, but they are claiming that it's Obama who is forcing his will on their Church (when it was only Women employees of Hospitals and Schools, etc - not Churchs - to be allowed to be prescribed contraceptives), all the while portraying themselves as the victimized minority... something they never get tired of doing. All this political fervor over allowing Women to make their own decisions about their uterus makes me wonder if this is the distraction that the GOP was so desperately hoping for, anything to get the spotlight off of them and their plans for the country.
 
2012-02-08 02:13:11 PM
Walker: /can't wait to see if the daughter still wears matching outfits with her doll and the son still looks like he's just been told they are digging up the back yard where he buried the bodies.

"Corpsus getriddicus! Alibidus sticktoidus!"
 
2012-02-08 02:13:24 PM
sweetmelissa31: Jackson Herring: Yeah, it's just an optical illusion. He's actually 5' 8", 190, and the captain of the football team

Yep, for example, next to Obama, McCain's all like:

[www.thewashingtonnote.com image 453x515]

But take away Obama and he's actually:

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 375x500]


www.topnews.in

www.thebounce.co.za
 
2012-02-08 02:13:31 PM
Crabs_Can_Polevault: Thinking of giving them the fingerling, eh?

I'd like to take a baseball bat to their craniums, but the cops frown on that kind of thing... A ranged weapon might give me some plausible deniability. : )

Jackson Herring:
Of course it would. Somewhere in the ancient archives of history is a photo of my brother and I blowing a hole through a dead laptop with a pneumatic potato gun.


My cousin and I used to make fleets of Snap-Tite battleship models, add a few lead balls to the hulls, float them in a shallow area of the Taunton River (near the railroad tracks on the Fall River side) and then blast the crap out of them with BB guns. It would be his "fleet" against mine. The lead balls made them sink link real ships (or so we imagined) once they got a few BB holes in them.
 
2012-02-08 02:16:55 PM
Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: Car_Ramrod: All these pictures really re-emphasize how good Obama is at connecting with people
Dude. The face he's pulling when firing off the marshmallow gun alone is proof. That is the face of a man that is genuinely enjoying firing puffed sugar at high velocity. You can't fake that.


He should have become a science nerd then, instead of going to Harvard Law School. Harvard Law School--ha! What was he thinking?
 
2012-02-08 02:17:16 PM
noazark: Jackson Herring

[yafh.com image 615x346]


My monocle just popped off
 
2012-02-08 02:19:14 PM
what_now: I meant to comment on the way our society values athletics and looks over brains.

But you mentioned boobs on the internet. Where didja think the focus was gonna fall?

/eyes up here!
 
2012-02-08 02:20:46 PM
fifthhorseman: JerseyTim: Don't forget the science fairs.
[i.huffpost.com image 470x543]

I love that pic. Was there a caption contest for that one?


farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-02-08 02:21:19 PM
Lou Brown: FTFA: But historical patterns do not take into account an opponent who says he enjoys firing people.

You know, this is the type of disingenuous bullshiat that drives me crazy. Here's what Romney actually said:

"I like being able to fire people who provide services to me... You know, if someone doesn't give me the good service I need, I want to say, 'You know, I'm going to get someone else to provide this service to me.'"

That's a far cry from saying he enjoys firing people. It's something I imagine people would agree with in most cases. For many reasons, health insurance isn't one of those cases, but overall the author is totally misrepresenting what Romney was trying to say.


I have no moral qualms with discrediting a person like him. He would and I'm sure has gladly done it to everyone, including the President. He is a scummy man, and I don't have any issues with being scummy in response.
 
2012-02-08 02:22:01 PM
AmorousRedDragon: All this political fervor over allowing Women to make their own decisions about their uterus makes me wonder if this is the distraction that the GOP was so desperately hoping for, anything to get the spotlight off of them and their plans for the country.

the guy i heard on the radio who was against it claimed that being forced to cover birth control would make the church out to be "hypocritical."

i was like... really? THIS is going to be the straw that breaks that camels back? the sex with kids, collaborating with nazi's, covering the vatican in about 2 feet of gold plated everything while ministering to the desperatly poor, the inquistion, the crusades- all ok. but man, condem in the break room? god is going to be so man!

/its like a bank robber refusing to shoplift a candy bar because people might think he was a thief
 
2012-02-08 02:23:30 PM
minnesotaboy: theknuckler_33: No laughing Obama pic yet? Fark, I am disappoint.

[mikesright.files.wordpress.com image 536x400]

This month's New Yorker works too...

[www.theblaze.com image 422x620]


I don't know why but i see our President as more of a Cheeze Doodle sort of snacker, as opposed to potato chips...
 
2012-02-08 02:24:31 PM
Wicked Chinchilla: Never understood this either. You are already "crossing the line" so to speak by having sex. Why not just be smart about it and use contraception?

This is why I support Obama's decision. The whole "no birth control" idea is archaic, medieval, and stupid as all hell. If your parishioners are good Catholics, they're not going to be having sex anyways, so why the hell does the Catholic Church even care about birth control?!? It can only be used in situations where a much greater sin is already being committed...
 
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