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Sports-talk host refers to ex-WNBA player as a 'beast', 'monster' and 'sasquatch of a woman. "I cannot confirm for you that she has been a woman her entire life." Unemploymentarity ensues
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Generation_D
2012-02-08 08:53:56 AM
Mr Kaplan is married and has four children, according to his XX 1090 bio, which has since been pulled.
Quite a father figure. Get fired over assaulting someone's gender, when your job only calls for you to announce game scores. I'm sure your kids will appreciate it in years to come as they grow older.
vudukungfu
2012-02-08 09:06:15 AM
but is she nappy headed?
Generation_D
2012-02-08 09:26:43 AM
UTSanDiego.com reported that he was sued in 2002 after he called a woman a 'skank' on the air while he was at XTRA Sports 690 the previous year.
The lawsuit said that Mr Kaplan approached the woman after she had his illegally-parked car towed and said: 'Do you know who I am? You've ruined my day, and I have 80,000 watts over which I can broadcast your name.'
Not any more. What a tool.
dittybopper
2012-02-08 10:00:31 AM
Aunt Bunny?
Red Shirt Blues
2012-02-08 10:06:56 AM
She's not that bad..........tall and not twiggy thin is all.
tnpir
2012-02-08 10:17:03 AM
Red Shirt Blues
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She's not that bad..........tall and not twiggy thin is all.
I don't know...in this guy's defense, I can't confirm she's been a woman her whole life, either. NTTAWWT
obeymatt
2012-02-08 11:00:54 AM
I'm surprised he wasn't fired years ago for not being funny, or knowing anything that he was talking about.
Emrick
2012-02-08 11:19:09 AM
Anyone who talks about the WNBA on a sports radio show should be fired.
I_C_Weener
2012-02-08 11:23:20 AM
Emrick
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Anyone who talks about the WNBA on a sports radio show should be fired.
I don't know. The speakers on that subject are generally more gramatically sound.
Pockafrusta
2012-02-08 11:26:54 AM
So, everyone is stupid or Sasquatchy in this story. Great.
jayhawk88
2012-02-08 11:31:27 AM
From Wiki:
In a previous life, Kaplan was a placekicker at the University of Pittsburgh who went on to play preseason games with the San Diego Chargers, although he never made the team.
I think that pretty much explains everything we need to know about the man.
Pockafrusta
2012-02-08 11:34:21 AM
Generation_D
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Mr Kaplan is married and has four children, according to his XX 1090 bio, which has since been pulled.
Quite a father figure. Get fired over assaulting someone's gender, when your job only calls for you to announce game scores. I'm sure your kids will appreciate it in years to come as they grow older.
Is the D for Drama Queen? Or are you just especially sensitive right now? Will his children "grow older in the years to come"? Did you work for the redunancy office of redundancy?
Broktun
2012-02-08 11:37:27 AM
Pockafrusta
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So, everyone is stupid or Sasquatchy in this story. Great.
Is OJ her father?
Gosling
2012-02-08 11:45:19 AM
Red Shirt Blues
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[images.checkoutmycards.com image 640x454]
She's not that bad..........tall and not twiggy thin is all.
There are WNBA trading cards?
Oak
2012-02-08 11:47:27 AM
Holy hell. No wonder West Coast sports-talk radio is so lame. I'll keep streaming The Score, thanks.
Kornchex
2012-02-08 11:55:32 AM
Glad they finally fired him. He was annoying as hell.
I don't think you should be criticizing other people when you look like this anyway.
Odd Bird
2012-02-08 11:58:47 AM
"Yes, that was wrong"
/yeah yeah, no nappy head.
Bagelox-99
2012-02-08 12:06:50 PM
In an evening gown, you'd probably hit it.
theFword
2012-02-08 12:12:55 PM
dittybopper
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Aunt Bunny?
Goonie Goo Goo.
doubled99
2012-02-08 12:22:03 PM
It's "talk radio". This is what they do. The more outrageous, the more popular. just need to stay away from the most inflammatory statements, and make the insincere apology when you have to.
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo
2012-02-08 12:24:49 PM
Her middle name is "Lloyd"?
SkittlesAreYum
2012-02-08 12:26:01 PM
He went over the line when he said he wasn't sure she'd been a woman her entire life, but calling a female player a "beast" and "monster" isn't offensive at all. If you play sports those are compliments. Hell, for some reason the word "freak" is the highest compliment to be paid a football player (see Calvin Johnson, Suh, Jason Pierre-Paul, etc.)
Linoleum_Blownapart
2012-02-08 12:37:59 PM
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo
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Her middle name is "Lloyd"?
Her maiden name was Lloyd, and she hyphenated it when she got married.
WhiskeySticks
2012-02-08 12:42:12 PM
Linoleum_Blownapart
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Her maiden name was Lloyd, and she hyphenated it when she got married.
Wait, wait, wait...so women can marry other women? Like, legally now?
lajotu
2012-02-08 12:58:21 PM
Gosling
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Red Shirt Blues: [images.checkoutmycards.com image 640x454]
She's not that bad..........tall and not twiggy thin is all.
There are WNBA trading cards?
She made five three pointers in a row? Ty Lawson is amused.
Loud_Mouth_Soup
2012-02-08 01:00:53 PM
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo
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Her middle name is "Lloyd"?
So she WAS a man.
Broktun
2012-02-08 01:18:26 PM
theFword
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dittybopper: Aunt Bunny?
Goonie Goo Goo.
I snorted.
BKITU
2012-02-08 01:24:54 PM
Kornchex
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Glad they finally fired him. He was annoying as hell.
I don't think you should be criticizing other people when you look like this anyway.
[dialglobalsports.com image 150x150]
I feel really bad for BR, though. He's been a fixture in San Diego for ages. I guess he'll get another job doing color commentary or the sports segment on a news station again, but bringing him down with this was just stupid.
XX1090 must have been looking for a reason to get rid of both of them. There's no reason you couldn't pair BR with someone else. Hell, bring in Leitner. They could play off each other brilliantly, and he works a lot more cheaply now than in his heyday.
Ken VeryBigLiar
2012-02-08 01:36:33 PM
Was Tits McGee still on vaction?
Dr Dreidel
2012-02-08 01:59:39 PM
SkittlesAreYum
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He went over the line when he said he wasn't sure she'd been a woman her entire life, but calling a female player a "beast" and "monster" isn't offensive at all. If you play sports those are compliments. Hell, for some reason the word "freak" is the highest compliment to be paid a football player (see Calvin Johnson, Suh, Jason Pierre-Paul, etc.)
That. (You also forgot The Freak, Javon Kearse.)
Lisa Leslie was a beast. Diana Taurasi is a beast. That little dude on the Knicks is a beast. These are all compliments.
When part of your job description is "be huge/strong; and knock the other huge/strong people out of your way", being called a "beast" means you're doing it right.
// now, if he'd said it about photos of her at her wedding...
DubyaHater
2012-02-08 02:15:49 PM
Bagelox-99
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[blogs.phillynews.com image 341x455]
In an evening gown, you'd probably hit it.
Yeah, I'd hit it. I've never had sex with a tall woman
Doctor_TeethMD
2012-02-08 02:50:16 PM
DubyaHater
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Bagelox-99: [blogs.phillynews.com image 341x455]
In an evening gown, you'd probably hit it.
Yeah, I'd hit it. I've never had sex with a
tall woman
Choose how I FTFY:
a) Beast
b) Animal
c) Sasquatch
d) Man
whither_apophis
2012-02-08 03:08:45 PM
I_C_Weener
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Emrick: Anyone who talks about the WNBA on a sports radio show should be fired.
I don't know. The speakers on that subject are generally more gramatically sound.
so you're saying they have good fundamentals?
IAmRight
2012-02-08 03:18:39 PM
Doctor_TeethMD
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Choose how I FTFY:
But none of those would be true!
NuttierThanEver
2012-02-08 03:24:11 PM
No can dunk but fundamentals are good.
/cannot believe I am the first
SlothB77
2012-02-08 03:25:55 PM
if he had described a male basketball player as 'beast', 'monster' and 'sasquatch of a man', it would be interpreted as the highest of compliments.
And when golfers don't hit a putt strong enough, it is called Nancy-ing it. It means you hit the putt like a woman - too soft and weakly. Nobody gets fired for calling men soft. Why should people be fired for calling woman hard?
Senor Spielbergo
2012-02-08 03:28:11 PM
Stay classy, San Diego
LesserEvil
2012-02-08 03:45:05 PM
I think this guy met her....
(new window) and doesn't think she's Puerto Rican.
lakrfool
2012-02-08 03:57:15 PM
FTA: An article in the San Diego Union Tribune stoked the controversy by reporting Kaplan called Lloyd "a beast," an "animal," a "monster" and "a sasquatch of a woman."
He didn't even mention anything about her fantastic penis.
bottsicus
2012-02-08 04:51:21 PM
Bagelox-99
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[blogs.phillynews.com image 341x455]
In an evening gown, you'd probably hit it.
You'd think so, but what you don't realize is that those are actually High School girls basketball players she's talking to!
dang sure
2012-02-08 04:55:16 PM
goodlooking talented athlete
now rutgers and does wnbas
dey sum nappy headed hos
DubyaHater
2012-02-08 05:06:55 PM
Doctor_TeethMD
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DubyaHater: Bagelox-99: [blogs.phillynews.com image 341x455]
In an evening gown, you'd probably hit it.
Yeah, I'd hit it. I've never had sex with a tall woman
Choose how I FTFY:
a) Beast
b) Animal
c) Sasquatch
d) Man
I guess I would choose D. Answers A through C all describe your mom, and I've had sex with her. It was a drunken double dare.
litespeed74
2012-02-08 05:39:17 PM
That's a huuuge biatch!
torr5962
2012-02-08 05:40:24 PM
Im shocked the WNBA still exists.
bukketmaster
2012-02-08 06:31:52 PM
NuttierThanEver
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No can dunk but fundamentals are good.
/cannot believe I am the first
Technically, you're not:
I_C_Weener
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Emrick: Anyone who talks about the WNBA on a sports radio show should be fired.
I don't know. The speakers on that subject are generally more gramatically sound.
/variant memes still count
zarberg
2012-02-08 07:29:32 PM
She's no Sue Bird or Caroline Doty.
/hot
MyRandomName
2012-02-08 09:15:07 PM
Feminists, make the choice. Are you equal or do you need people to protect you from mean old men. Do I need to really post examples of name calling towards male players?
God damn you women are farking sensitive cry babies. WOMAN POWER!
UNC_Samurai
2012-02-08 09:23:44 PM
Gosling
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Red Shirt Blues: [images.checkoutmycards.com image 640x454]
She's not that bad..........tall and not twiggy thin is all.
There are WNBA trading cards?
I was working at a collectibles shop in the local mall in high school, and I remember the day we got in both WNBA and ABL cards. The WNBA packs came in cans for some bizarre reason. A month later they were all in a $.25 bin, and they sat there until the place went out of business in about 2001.
Pvt Joker
2012-02-08 09:38:39 PM
A mere firing is insufficient. She should sentence Kaplan to death by snoo-snoo.
I sound fat
2012-02-08 11:37:09 PM
Why do they hire people to give opinions and then fire them when they give opinions?
That is stupid.
/That said, this woman is HOT. If you look like this woman... talk to the I sound fatster...
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