The Daily Mail is letting itself down. Only five pictures? In December they had an article with 23 pics of Miley Cyrus in a bikini. Why does the Daily Mail hate Selena Gomez?

NuttierThanEver: Mugato: Okay, let's get these out of the way.

"She looks like a 12 year old"
"You're right, she is hot"

"Who is the lesbian she's with?"
"That's Ellen Page"

"I'd Selena her Gomez if you know what I'm saying"
"That doesn't even make any sense"

I would like to engage in carnal relations with that young lady.

Which one?

Flint Ironstag: The Daily Mail is letting itself down. Only five pictures? In December they had an article with 23 pics of Miley Cyrus in a bikini. Why does the Daily Mail hate Selena Gomez?

Thay don't call it The Daily Fail for nothing...

She's cute, but she has absolutely no muscle tone. Not sexy at all!

I got a boner.

Meh.
Average rat faced chick is average.

Nothing to show off, her shape is flat, like a pancake. She looks more like a boy than she does a woman - so she's attractive if you like boys, I guess.

- Chris, Fiji, 08/2/2012 10:28


What about Selena?

Selena Gomez is one of the flattest and flabbiest starlets out there.

She doesn't even have a rawr kinky face (like Vanessa Hudgens for example.)

Her face is too small.

Justin has more makeup on than Selena. That's a dating "don't" for all you guys taking notes out there.

NuttierThanEver: Wow lot's of studman in this thread. Either that or FARK has been invaded by Bravo Channel's target audience

No studman here, if she came to my house to have sex, I'd accept without hesitation.

I'm just saying she's not that hot. Just an average looking girl.

Media is always trying to sell us these average girls as if they were the ultimate thing, but they're not. I can find at least a dozen hotter chicks at the nearest mall.

NuttierThanEver: Wow lot's of studman in this thread. Either that or FARK has been invaded by Bravo Channel's target audience

Honestly. A, whatever you think of them, they've hung together now for a lot longer than some marriages by celebrities a lot older than them, and B, let's see you do better than, if I recall the grocery store cash register correctly, the current cover girl of Cosmo.

rocky_howard: NuttierThanEver: Wow lot's of studman in this thread. Either that or FARK has been invaded by Bravo Channel's target audience

No studman here, if she came to my house to have sex, I'd accept without hesitation.

I'm just saying she's not that hot. Just an average looking girl.

Media is always trying to sell us these average girls as if they were the ultimate thing, but they're not. I can find at least a dozen hotter chicks at the nearest mall.

I live in York, PA. There are no hot chicks at the mall.

I had a dream the other night that my friend set me up on a blind date which was part of a double date. I walked into the restaurant and there sat Selena Gomez and Sarah Hyland. Across the table was the other dude on the date, Chris Hansen. I told the waitress to keep the drinks coming.

Kids watched WoWP.
Now I just think of her as a pretentious biatch who only cares about herself.

Don't blame me.
That is what TV taught me about her.

WTF is wrong with her feet!?

Madbassist1: advex101: Justin has more makeup on than Selena. That's a dating "don't" for all you guys taking notes out there.

Yes cause obviously Justin Bieber needs your dating tips to score pussy.

/sarcasm

Are you implying that his balls have dropped?

Madbassist1: Yes cause obviously Justin Bieber needs your dating tips to score pussy.

See, this is the funny thing right here. You've got so many guys trying to out-man each other on the theory that the biggest stud gets all the women. Then you look and see what the women actually respond strongest to, and it turns out to be the tiny guy from the teen heartthrob boy band.

The stud wannabes look at that and then go: "...nah, that's not it."

She looks a lot like Mila Kunis.

RKTeuthis: WTF is wrong with her feet!?

They're not wrapped around my cock.

Wellon Dowd: RKTeuthis: WTF is wrong with her feet!?

They're not wrapped around my cock.


Or behind her ears.

Who's the eunuch she's with?

Wellon Dowd: RKTeuthis: WTF is wrong with her feet!?

They're not wrapped around my cock.

It you want some mutant talons wrapped around your nethers, be my guest.

I thought the stories that she was dating another girl were typical FARK exaggeration. Then I saw this picture.

Newsflash: they all look like that at 19.

Her body is ok, but she has the facial structure of a very young child. It makes me uncomfortable to think of her as a sex object.

Ahh...the fat crowd is out again...may as well feed them, it's probably time for that second lunch...

IrateShadow: Her body is ok, but she has the facial structure of a very young child. It makes me uncomfortable to think of her as a sex object.

She's Mexican and Italian, she's always going to look way younger than she is.

mctwin2kman: rocky_howard: NuttierThanEver: Wow lot's of studman in this thread. Either that or FARK has been invaded by Bravo Channel's target audience

No studman here, if she came to my house to have sex, I'd accept without hesitation.

I'm just saying she's not that hot. Just an average looking girl.

Media is always trying to sell us these average girls as if they were the ultimate thing, but they're not. I can find at least a dozen hotter chicks at the nearest mall.

I live in York, PA. There are no hot chicks at the mall.

It can't possibly be THAT bad. I have lived in two bumble fark towns in my life and in either one's mall you could dig up hot chicks. Guaranteed, it was much easier when I was in or close to major cities, but York isn't THAT small.

RKTeuthis: IrateShadow: Her body is ok, but she has the facial structure of a very young child. It makes me uncomfortable to think of her as a sex object.

She's Mexican and Italian, she's always going to look way younger than she is.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Readers, do not be fooled by such generalizations! A FEW always look younger than they are, however (*SPOILER ALERT*) a far larger percentage look younger than they are till oh say... mid to late 20's, early 30's. Then, it begins...

From hell's heart I stab at thee!

I would like to elevate this conversation to something a little more important -- like her butt crack?