"The New York Daily News reported that food was abundent for Prince's guests, all of it reflecting his German heritage rather than his wife's Hungarian provenance."

It's Frederic von Asshat, not Anhalt.

To be fair, dying people really bring a party down.

FTA: Lou Diamond Phillips?!!?!

WOW!

Dick Clark was the Master of Ceremonies.

She looks good for 95. What's sad? People get old and die. You'll get over it.

FTFA, "Larry King was singing happy birthday - it doesn't get better than that. Larry King singing happy birthday!"

If I ever get to the point where it doesn't get any better than having Larry King sing me happy birthday, please kill me.

I just don't think she would want pictures of her in this condition published. They didn't even bother to put a touch of makeup on her face. How much do you think her husband makes off of these pictures being sold?

I don't see anything sad there. 95 Years old is a great age to live to and she looks better than some 80 year olds I've seen.

Back when I was a reporter, I was sent to cover the 100th birthday of a lady who lived in a local nursing home. Just a little 'feel-good' story to round out the evening's newscast. So, I get my camera and gear, and head to the nursing home. When I arrive, the nursing home staff are all a-twitter, excited to have the local news there, and they're decorating a little spot in the sun room with a cake and some balloons. They go get the old lady, and wheel her in her wheelchair to the birthday spot. I have my camera and tripod ready to go.

So, I hold my microphone up to her and ask how she's feeling today, on her 100th birthday. And dazed, confused, she looks at me and says, "What's going on? I shouldn't be out here. I'm sick, you know. My doctor wants me to stay in bed." And the nursing home staff are trying to perk her up, and say, 'Aw, Miss So-and-So, it's your birthday! Don't you want some cake? Give us a smile!' But she's having none of it. "Who are you, anyways? I can't eat cake. What's this all about? I want to go back." Except with the most pitiful, weak voice you can imagine.

It really made me revisit my ideas about living to be 100.

TMZ calls her husband Prince Frederic von Ahole. I used to think that was actually his name.

I wonder what he did to piss them off.

Gads. She makes Larry King look like a teenager.

/ZZ was never that hot, IMO.

The New York Daily News reported that food was abundent for Prince's guests, all of it reflecting his German heritage rather than his wife's Hungarian provenance.


Since cake and champagne aren't strictly German, I'll assume "abundent" is a German dish.

I'm 49, do not want to live to 95

/massive dose of morphine at 75

She's not dead yet?

He is such an asshole. While I can see the point of view of celebrating her life, he's just squandering her money and feeding his faux-prince ego.

Once she dies, he's probably go "Zsa Zsa, who?" as he moves on to the next victim to leech off of.

//poor woman
/I wonder how much she realizes what's going on?

Poorly made cake, four bottles of non-vintage champagne, Schnitzel, and Lou Diamond Phillips. That's how German royalty parties.

Jesus- she looks like Captain Pike.

Wise_Guy: Jesus- she looks like Captain Pike.

Jesus- she looks like a pike, Captain.

I used to have a horse at the same stable where ZsaZsa kept her horses. She was always very kind and pleasant. Her daughter Francesca was there, too. She looked more like her father, Conrad Hilton, than her mother. The "prince" was a conceited jackoff with everyone. Francesca hated him, and it was easy to see why--it wasn't long before I hated him, too.

Gunny Highway: Wise_Guy: Jesus- she looks like Captain Pike.

Jesus- she looks like a pike, Captain.

farkityfarker: TMZ calls her husband Prince Frederic von Ahole. I used to think that was actually his name.

I wonder what he did to piss them off.

I'm guessing you didn't read the article.

I hope I am granted somewhat more dignity than this when I'm near the end and crapping myself in a big bed and totally losing all sense of control. I actually already asked my kids to just slip an extra 300CCs of morphine in the IV drip and let er rip after all the paper work and crying is done.

I think I would only want ot live a long life if I could be independant for it. The second I get bed ridden or my mind starts to go I think Id like it to end. My mom said the same esp after she saw the slow decline her mom had.

Vodka Zombie: toejam: She looks good for 95. What's sad? People get old and die. You'll get over it.

Yeah. It would have been much sadder if she was in a coma with breathing and feeding tubes coming out of her. This was just weird. But, hey! I think I'd want something similar if I was in that situation. It could be a lot of fun just lying in bed watching people party like lunatics. I just wouldn't want that ridiculous little douchebag throwing the party for me. Unless, of course, the night culminated in his murder at the hands of Lou Diamond Philips.

Murder-suicide would be better.

Wellon Dowd: Dick Clark was the Master of Ceremonies.

*snert!*

Thank you all, dear friends, FOR COMING TO MY BIRTHDAY

Wise_Guy: Jesus- she looks like Captain Pike.

Or John McCain.

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Thank you all, dear friends, FOR COMING TO MY BIRTHDAY

Came for this, leaving incredibly satisfied.

"Darlink, who's zat?"

IT'S TIME.

HotIgneous Intruder: /ZZ was never that hot, IMO.

Now, Eva, on the other hand... Back in the day, I'd have thrown my pitchfork into her hay bale, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

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Thank you all, dear friends, FOR COMING TO MY BIRTHDAY

When Gerhardt was born, the doctor told his mother and cousin that he would either live for 15 minutes or 100 years. Boy, he proved them all wrong.

I_Am_Weasel: Is ZZZZ necessarily the best thing to put the birthday cake of a woman in her deathbed?

came for this

Those pics make the whole scene look like the end of a "Tales from the Darkside" ep.

You can almost hear the V.O. of the plaintive cries for the end..

Still hoping for the one horse shay model myself.

Also in attendance...

four95

No no NOT YET YA IDIOT!

He's only there for the CAKE.

He's being courteous, see?

If they want tips on how to throw a really fun birthday party, they should talk to Kirk Cameron.



This picture always makes me chuckle.

braedan: FTFA, "Larry King was singing happy birthday - it doesn't get better than that. Larry King singing happy birthday!"

If I ever get to the point where it doesn't get any better than having Larry King sing me happy birthday, please kill me.

you won't have to worry. you have to have been somebody at some point in your life.

I went to a 99 year Birthday party for my neighbor over the summer. He is in a lot better shape than Zsa Zsa. He can walk talk and is overall healthy he has a cigar every day after dinner but just one. Eats red meat once a day lots of veggies & rice. I guess it depends on the life you lead leading up to your senior years.

someonelse: The New York Daily News reported that food was abundent for Prince's guests, all of it reflecting his German heritage rather than his wife's Hungarian provenance.


Since cake and champagne aren't strictly German, I'll assume "abundent" is a German dish.

Maybe they meant "food was a Bundt"?

So many have her in their dead pools. Myself included.

Lol, her husband apparently bought his title of nobility by being "adopted" as an adult by the widow of some exiled German prince, which was apparently a business transaction to get her out of debt.