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		When your friend gives you a ride to work instead of your girlfriend, does your girlfriend a) say you made her look bad and try to run you over in an alley b) hit you with a jack c) burn your wardrobe d) all of the above. With luscious mug shot (blogs.tcpalm.com)		100
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I_Am_Weasel

2012-02-08 08:29:50 AM

You know who else burned clothes and threw jacks...

bobbette

2012-02-08 08:58:53 AM

Damn that's a hard 24.

This woman looks like Ice Cube.

Generation_D

2012-02-08 09:10:19 AM

cue Psycho stabby music.

unlikely

2012-02-08 09:27:33 AM

HE didn't make her look bad.
24 years of eating 4000 calories a day on a 1500 calorie lifestyle made her look bad.

jaylectricity

2012-02-08 10:44:42 AM

I_Am_Weasel: You know who else burned clothes and threw jacks...

I certainly had no delusions as to coming in here to be the first to say that, so instead:

"It made me mad because I do everything for (him) and now he wants to try and make me look bad by having someone else drive him to work when I always take care of him," Godwin is quoted as saying.

You've got to be a certified pimp if somebody gets mad that they didn't have to drop everything for you.

culebra

2012-02-08 11:42:23 AM

Tracy Morgan has apparently fallen on hard times.

JohnAnnArbor

2012-02-08 11:43:52 AM

Her name is Godwin, so Hitler must be involved somehow.

northgrave

2012-02-08 11:44:20 AM

Way below the line.

FinFangFark

2012-02-08 11:44:25 AM

bobbette: Damn that's a hard 24.

This woman looks like Ice Cube.

Cube?

Biatch looks like Fridge Perry, AFTER he was done playing football.

DROxINxTHExWIND

2012-02-08 11:46:09 AM

Sexy, helpful, AND mentally stable. I see why he chose he.

DROxINxTHExWIND

2012-02-08 11:46:58 AM

*her*

inflatedKarma

2012-02-08 11:47:16 AM

If that was my girlfriend I would have let her run me over.

Trucker

2012-02-08 11:48:23 AM

In before "Thats a man, baby"

Red Shirt Blues

2012-02-08 11:48:58 AM

Tracy Chapman has apparently fallen on hard times.

monoski

2012-02-08 11:49:23 AM

inflatedKarma: If that was my girlfriend I would have let her run me over.

Agreed, life aint worth living at that point

maliklockett

2012-02-08 11:49:49 AM

When "Keeping it Real" goes wrong

gonzojohn

2012-02-08 11:50:09 AM

Nothin' like the love of a good woman.

Skyd1v

2012-02-08 11:54:38 AM

"Luscious"?

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PerfectStorm

2012-02-08 11:55:07 AM

bobbette: Damn that's a hard 24.

This woman looks like Ice Cube.

This.

LeroyBourne

2012-02-08 11:55:18 AM

He was helping a friend decorate? He's dating that hose beast to appease his friends, peers and relatives? He was more worried about his wardrobe?
hmmmmmmmmmm

udeng01

2012-02-08 11:59:58 AM

Red Shirt Blues: Tracy Chapman has apparently fallen on hard times.

And her car is apparently not that fast anymore either.

bighairyguy

2012-02-08 12:00:13 PM

He's lucky he only ended up kicking his buttocks kicked.

chuckufarlie

2012-02-08 12:01:47 PM

They say that love is blind and in this case it is also stupid. If that guy does not get as far away from her as possible he deserves whatever he gets.

Rich Cream

2012-02-08 12:02:36 PM

And that's the mugshot. I can't imagine "the look" the dude got.

Mildot

2012-02-08 12:04:55 PM

Being run over, hit with a jack and having your wardrobe burnt all pale in compairson to the fact that he was farking that beast. And for the record, he didn't make you look bad, you we're already there.

enderthexenocide

2012-02-08 12:08:48 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Sexy, helpful, AND mentally stable. I see why he chose he.

DROxINxTHExWIND: *her*

no, i think you were right the first time.

Mayor Bee

2012-02-08 12:09:17 PM

TFA: When police arrived, a restaurant employee reported seeing a co-worker "getting his (buttocks) kicked" by a woman.

www.jonathanrosenbaum.com

Tyrone Biggums

2012-02-08 12:10:06 PM

I'm betting that the "friend" is probably female. That explains the "buttocks" kicking.

Crewmannumber6

2012-02-08 12:11:22 PM

Biatches, man

CravenMorehead

2012-02-08 12:15:43 PM

Not sure if the words "girl" or "friend" are really applicable here.

elev8meL8r

2012-02-08 12:15:58 PM

bobbette: Damn that's a hard 24.

This woman looks like Ice Cube.

At least she didn't have to use her AK.

fanbladesaresharp

2012-02-08 12:18:07 PM

WTF You're a diack subby Putting the word lucious instead of say larcenous just invites us to open that Pandora's box.

But....FTFA"It made me mad because I do everything for (him) and now he wants to try and make me look bad by having someone else drive him to work when I always take care of him," Godwin is quoted as saying.

Godwin said she went to his place of employment and he started swearing at her.

She said she "lost her mind" when her boyfriend began acting like the victim and that she "drove after him."

She started to cry and said she knew it was wrong, but was tired of being treated poorly by men

Jezus lady, why bother dating at all? You're too stupid to make it out of the house without making a scene and and complete ass of yourself. Not that it reads your BF was much better but....shiat.

elev8meL8r

2012-02-08 12:18:33 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club

2012-02-08 12:20:11 PM

inflatedKarma: If that was my girlfriend I would have let her run me over.

I find this post funny.

nyseattitude

2012-02-08 12:22:26 PM

He said Godwin hopped in her car and tried to run him over, but he didn't want to write a statement.

"His primary concern was getting back home because she told him that she was going to set his clothes on fire," the affidavit states.

Godwin said her boyfriend yelled that he was going to be late and that he was going to get someone else to take him to work.

"It made me mad because I do everything for (him) and now he wants to try and make me look bad by having someone else drive him to work when I always take care of him,"

Someone loan me two hands so I can do a quad face palm please

elev8meL8r

2012-02-08 12:22:55 PM

"His primary concern was getting back home because she told him that she was going to set his clothes on fire," the affidavit states. Godwin said her boyfriend yelled that he was going to be late and that he was going to get someone else to take him to work. It made me mad because I do everything for (him) and now he wants to try and make me look bad by having someone else drive him to work when I always take care of him," Godwin is quoted as saying. Godwin said she went to his place of employment and he started swearing at her. She said she "lost her mind" when her boyfriend began acting like the victim and that she "drove after him."

You know who ELSE lost his mind and started to burn things?

offmymeds

2012-02-08 12:27:42 PM

Scares the hell out of me just lookin' at her.

capt.hollister

2012-02-08 12:30:33 PM

LeroyBourne: He was helping a friend decorate? He's dating that hose beast to appease his friends, peers and relatives? He was more worried about his wardrobe?
hmmmmmmmmmm

*ahem* FTFA: He said she was helping someone decorate...

QuinnTheFetus

2012-02-08 12:34:22 PM

Is the wizard hat safe?

MCStymie

2012-02-08 12:36:04 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: *her*

No, no, you were right the first time; he should've been with a "he" rather than that bunny-boiler!

b3x

2012-02-08 12:36:46 PM

let's face it ... that would be like farking a slighty more voluptuous version of Mr T I'm far too sensitive for such a traumatic experience ..

Liese

2012-02-08 12:38:08 PM

Don't forget the rocks.

willfullyobscure

2012-02-08 12:42:55 PM

I kind of feel sorry for her. Nothing else comes close to him, and in her life, she's got nothing left, but to stand by her man. And he's got to go and take that away. All she's asking for is a little respect when he comes home(just a little bit). She was probably about to give him all of her money and all she was asing for in return is to give her the profits.

HallasHell

2012-02-08 12:43:59 PM

I was told there would be lusciousness

elev8meL8r

2012-02-08 12:45:40 PM

HallasHell: I was told there would be lusciousness

All I saw was Lucifer. Must be auto-correct.

Im In Love With Americans

2012-02-08 12:45:43 PM

Hold me, I'm scared.

indylaw

2012-02-08 12:46:33 PM

I was assured that crazy girls were hot, and that that made it worthwhile.

Ur Mom's Sandwich Eater

2012-02-08 12:49:00 PM

She is frakin HAWT!

Ehh

2012-02-08 12:49:04 PM

willfullyobscure: All she's asking for is a little respect when he comes home(just a little bit). She was probably about to give him all of her money and all she was asing for in return is to give her the profits.

You are not living up to your handle.

/find out what it means to me.

Harry Freakstorm

2012-02-08 12:54:51 PM

The boyfriend ought to just kill himself because that attitude is not going to go away.

Year 2050
Former United States
Former Florida
The Ho Sun Happy Home for Fat and Indigent Americans Lazybodies and Organ Recycling Center (aka The Lazy Ho's)

"What the hell are you doin' here? I told you that I would take care of you. What's this machine doin? Breathing? Is it breathin' for you? I can do that. I can breathe for you. This breathing machine is going out the window! What about this machine? What does this machine do? Dispenses medication? Like I can't give you a pill when you need it? I'm your girlfriend! I know what pills you need. I smash this pill dispensin', know it all machine!

What's this? A heart machine? Who's got your heart? I do! It's my heart and I'm going to take care of it. I'm going to unplug this heart machine right now.

You don't have anything to worry about. I'm going to take care of you. Do you hear me? Do you? Don't you play dead on me. I'm a gonna kick your (buttocks).

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