Looking at the parents I have to wonder why the Mother is surprised.
Don't they have qualified aestheticians in India?

hair aside, they still look like their father

There's always a career in radio.

Easy with those baby curls, mom. You whip your kid back and forth, you whip your kid back and forth, and really you're just asking for something like that to happen.

Thats kinda like the wolfboys in that mexico circus. I think the one brother ended up marrying a hot trapeeze artist or something.

Maybe this is how reincarnation really works...

??

When I grow up I'm going to be a Wolfman.

Marry someone outside your village, that might help, at least for the next generation.

It upsets me that their only chance at a better life is marriage.

Suddenly I feel like a big dish of beef chow mein.

ultraholland: hair aside, they still look like their father

Their hair is perfect.

"giving them appearance of having a beard"

No... no I'm pretty sure they do have beards.

Sarah Palin's Conscience: It upsets me that their only chance at a better life is marriage.

If their parents really cared, they would have entered the kids in the Puppy Bowl. Would have run circles around all those dogs.

Amos Quito: There's always a career in radio.

Or furniture...



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Sarah Palin's Conscience: It upsets me that their only chance at a better life is marriage.

Because their greatest hope lies behind the obligation to pass on their genes?

dr.zaeus: Amos Quito: There's always a career in radio.

Or furniture...

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Isn't Donna still running the business?

Evolution...so simple even an Indian girl can do it. Well, not really.

I was going to make fun of Mom for continuing to have kids when they kept turning up with werewolf syndrome, but it sounds like she really didn't have much choice.

BillCo: Wouldn't Michael J. Fox be more appropriate?

/obscure?

Came for this, don't feel like finding a hosted picture.

Coming home from the school today
Crying all along the way
Ain't no way for a boy to be
Begging ma to shave me please

You little punks think you own this town
Well someday someone's gonna bring you down
Life ain't pretty for a dog faced boy
Life ain't pretty for a dog faced boy

You, take back what you said now
That's the last time I cry
You don't know what it is to be a friend, now
'till I walk beside you on the street now

Ma won't shave me
Jesus can't save me
Dog faced boy

Life ain't pretty for a dog faced boy
Life ain't pretty for a dog faced boy
Life ain't pretty for a dog faced boy
Life ain't pretty for a dog faced boy

Going back to the school tomorrow
Hang my hairy head in sorrow
Ain't no way for a boy to be
Aint' no way to set me free, now

Ma won't shave me
Jesus can't save me
Dog faced boy

Ma won't shave me
Jesus can't save me
Dog faced boy

Gender reassignment might be a better option.

FTA: "if you don't agree to marriage as a girl they will kill you off."

Um, how about THIS is the biggest problem in these women's situation.

They could go to work for Elijah Scuggs.

Cryinoutloud,
Agreed. Her marriage was arranged - when she was 12!! She had never even seen the harry old bastard who bought her until she stood at the altar - and backing out would have been a death sentence for her.

The mom's parents died, she was being cared for by relatives who obviously just wanted her out of the house - by any means.

I feel for the Mom and the kids - the rest of the people involved (relatives, dirty-old-harry-pervert, rude villiagers, etc) can all EABOD.

See boys and girls, this is the kind of farked up shiat you live with when you don't have the United States constitution and the 2nd Amendment to protect it.

Meh, just find somebody with a furry fetish.

friedlinx: dr.zaeus: Amos Quito: There's always a career in radio.

Or furniture...

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Isn't Donna still running the business?

Funny story... after her father's death I assume that she unloaded the business and either squandered the money or got really bored, because my wife and I saw her working at the Chik-fil A in Dawsonville for several months a while back.

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They could go to work for Elijah Scuggs.

I love that movie.

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They aren't expensive either. Like, what, $3 for a bag of 50? And you don't have to throw each one away after just one use. I can use one for a month or so before replacing it.

I dunno, there's probably a market for fetish porn in this area. The texture lines are remarkable to follow across her face... I'm saying, that easily COULD be seen as remarkably beautiful, but it's not an automatic interpretation.

You could go to a Furry convention without a costume.

Odd, yeah, all 3 not only have an exceptionally wide nose, all 3 have the SAME nose. Clearly linked onto the same gene somehow.

I think I saw one one of them drinking a pina colada at Trader Vick's....his hair was perfect.

Try burning off the hair.

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They aren't expensive either. Like, what, $3 for a bag of 50? And you don't have to throw each one away after just one use. I can use one for a month or so before replacing it.

That type of hair is harder to shave, apparently.

And shaving someone's whole body takes a long time.

You stink, Ma.

BillCo: Wouldn't Michael J. Fox be more appropriate?

It wouldn't be as much of a joke. A "beard" is a term that is sometimes used to describe a woman that dates/marries a homosexual man in order to assist him in keeping up the apperance of being heterosexual.

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They aren't expensive either. Like, what, $3 for a bag of 50? And you don't have to throw each one away after just one use. I can use one for a month or so before replacing it.

That type of hair is harder to shave, apparently.

And shaving someone's whole body takes a long time.

It is? I wouldn't imagine that it's any harder than ordinary hair but if it is, that might be a problem. And I don't think you'd have to do the whole body unless you're getting ready for a date. Just get off as much hair off the face then keep shaving when fuzz comes popping out.

kumanoki: I think I saw one one of them drinking a pina colada at Trader Vick's....his hair was perfect.

+1, would LOL again

Also, I feel the headline hasn't gotten the love it deserves.

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I'd clap for him.

even if you remove the excess hair, you're still stuck with this:



/hot like a big-nosed, super-hairy indian chick

Rawry: It wouldn't be as much of a joke.



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