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(Nine MSN)   Courtney Stodden's new casual commercial video looks pretty fishy   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Courtney Stodden, Nevada desert, teen bride, music producer, costumes  
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10399 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 08 Feb 2012 at 12:24 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-02-08 05:27:06 PM  
1 vote:
I like blowjobs and bewbs, so mermaids work for me.
2012-02-08 04:58:14 PM  
1 vote:

blakeosage: jackandwater: imapirate: 16yo girls DO NOT look like that. She looks like a mid-30s porn queen who's had a mile of dicks run through her.

There is 5,282 ft in a mile, correct? With the average dick being 6 inches, that would mean 880 dicks were ran through her. (hypothetically speaking). That is a LOT of dick!

There are only 5,280 feet in a mile. So it's only 10,560.

Average length = 6"
Full cycle = 6" x 2 = 12" = 1 ft.
Mile of dicks = 5280 cycles
200 cycles/ farking* = 26.4 farks

*not an actual statistic, pulled it out of subby's mom's ass
2012-02-08 04:46:28 PM  
1 vote:
Did I just watch an ad to watch an ad?

That's it. I am quitting the internet.
2012-02-08 10:54:22 AM  
1 vote:
I've seen MILF porn stars with more realistic fake tits than that.
2012-02-08 10:19:12 AM  
1 vote:
Enough with the duckface
2012-02-08 06:10:03 AM  
1 vote:
Wow. Racist, unfunny, offensive, and seizure inducing.

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Next year I'm hoping we see her in porn.
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