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2012-02-08 05:28:35 AM
My favorite trainwreck trollop never fails to bring me a chuckle. Bless her orange sprayed heart.
 
2012-02-08 06:10:03 AM
Wow. Racist, unfunny, offensive, and seizure inducing.

Link (new window)

Next year I'm hoping we see her in porn.
 
2012-02-08 06:27:44 AM
Isn't she like 30 and just pretending to be underage?
 
2012-02-08 09:15:29 AM
She and Frederich Von Avarice are starting off the daily AW Calvacade in earnest.
 
2012-02-08 09:41:05 AM

DjangoStonereaver: Isn't she like 30 and just pretending to be underage?


I'd say she's pushing 40.
 
2012-02-08 09:50:01 AM
img513.imageshack.us

Kelly Brook wins, flawless victory!
 
2012-02-08 09:51:04 AM
16yo girls DO NOT look like that. She looks like a mid-30s porn queen who's had a mile of dicks run through her.
 
2012-02-08 10:03:57 AM
Also

img560.imageshack.us

/*cough* Mermaid thread *cough*
 
2012-02-08 10:05:50 AM
who?

no srsly, every time I see her name, I say, 'who'?, click the link and say, 'oh, that's who'. and then her name appears in another greenlit link 3 days later and I say, 'who'?
 
2012-02-08 10:19:12 AM
Enough with the duckface
 
2012-02-08 10:54:22 AM
I've seen MILF porn stars with more realistic fake tits than that.
 
2012-02-08 12:26:23 PM
Anyone who doesn't like her is just jealous because your boyfriend won't stop hitting on her.
-which is her obvious "anti-bullying" message
 
2012-02-08 12:29:39 PM
KIWF
 
2012-02-08 12:34:33 PM
You're mermaid, of course you're going to be wet, yes you got that shake down cold.
/seriously, she should walk on all 4's where ever she goes.
 
2012-02-08 12:44:29 PM

Penlid: Also

[img560.imageshack.us image 525x633]

/*cough* Mermaid thread *cough*


Penis goes where?
 
2012-02-08 12:44:39 PM

LeroyBourne: You're mermaid, of course you're going to be wet, yes you got that shake down cold.
/seriously, she should walk on all 4's where ever she goes.



And further sully the reputation of platypuses? No.
 
2012-02-08 12:47:09 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Wow. Racist, unfunny, offensive, and seizure inducing.

Link (new window)

Next year I'm hoping we see her in porn.


A commercial before you can watch a commercial.

/Inception!
 
2012-02-08 12:49:27 PM
Can you fark a mermaid? They have to have some sort of hole for waste removal, right? How big is it?
 
2012-02-08 12:52:44 PM
Adam you idiot! Now we'll never get that smell off the fish
 
2012-02-08 12:53:24 PM

9beers: Can you fark a mermaid? They have to have some sort of hole for waste removal, right? How big is it?


I think you either get human top half or human bottom half. Choose carefully
 
2012-02-08 12:55:17 PM
coulda been worse

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-02-08 12:59:52 PM
I'm offended that this site would associate her with me.
 
2012-02-08 01:03:37 PM
I feel like this biatch is a nationwide Candid Camera being played on all of us. Ok...ha ha, you got us...you can reveal the hidden camera now, please.
 
2012-02-08 01:03:40 PM

NuttierThanEver: Adam you idiot! Now we'll never get that smell off the fish


I hope she doesn't flounder.
 
2012-02-08 01:15:19 PM
i959.photobucket.com

I wonder if she does Bass to mouth
 
2012-02-08 01:16:27 PM

Klippoklondike: I think you either get human top half or human bottom half. Choose carefully


I had to do some research. The first reference to a mermaid was in Hans Christian Anderson's, "A Little Mermaid." With his version of the creature, the fish part of the body began at the legs, not the midsection, so the naughty bits were still there for the taking.
 
2012-02-08 01:16:36 PM
Better get her to the shop. Looks like she's about to blow a seal.
 
2012-02-08 01:19:54 PM
"Beyonce's baby is a hoax!"

"Courtney Stodden is a hoax!"

It's like the Tea Party meets Us Weekly.
 
2012-02-08 01:29:33 PM
i dont understand how you think the path to fame is to marry the guy who was at best the 4th lead in a movie from 13 years ago
 
2012-02-08 01:36:46 PM

LSUMJ: how you think


I'm pretty sure thinking is not Stodden's strong suit....
 
2012-02-08 01:37:02 PM

LSUMJ: i dont understand how you think the path to fame is to marry the guy who was at best the 4th lead in a movie from 13 years ago


Yet here we are talking about her (again).
 
2012-02-08 01:38:04 PM
Who?
 
2012-02-08 01:38:48 PM
troll.me
 
2012-02-08 02:00:09 PM
Sooo.... Let's fire up the old Rent Party Joke Machine and see what pops out.

"They shoulda thrown that one back..."

"I can't wait to see her 'water tight,' if you know what I mean..."

"A bit young to be washed up like that..."

"[something about fish smell]"

OK. I'll take the RPJM into the shop. It's clearly broken.
 
2012-02-08 02:15:01 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Anyone who doesn't like her is just jealous because your boyfriend won't stop hitting on her.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-02-08 02:25:57 PM
collectiverambling.files.wordpress.com

...and it went, wherever I, did go.
 
2012-02-08 02:50:17 PM

Bag of Hammers: coulda been worse

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 640x410]


I'll just leave this here: Great Big Sea - The Mermaid Song

Then one day, she swam away
So I sang to the clams and the whales
"Oh, how I miss her seaweed hair
And the silver shine of her scales
But then her sister, she swam by Set my heart awhirl
'Cause her upper part was an ugly fish An er bottom part was a girl
Yes her hair was green as seaweed
Her skin was blue and pale,
her legs they are a work of art
I love that girl with all my heart
And I don't give a damn bout the upper part
'Cause that's how I get my tail
 
2012-02-08 02:51:27 PM
I like mine better

Skank of the Sea ©

you know...like Chicken of the Sea.

/nuttin.
 
2012-02-08 03:26:45 PM
Mermaid thread?

Link (new window)
 
2012-02-08 03:29:00 PM
Am I the only one that actually finds her physically attractive? I find her annoying and attention whore-ish, but she's nice to look at. Also, I appreciate the fact that she likes to show off her body, because I enjoy looking at it. I'm the type of guy that likes breasts and butts that are attached to women. Though, I'll admit that she does not look 17 or whatever age she is. She looks at least in her 30s.
 
2012-02-08 03:29:12 PM
I just watched a commercial to watch a commercial. FML!
 
2012-02-08 03:36:05 PM

ajt167: Am I the only one that actually finds her physically attractive? I find her annoying and attention whore-ish, but she's nice to look at. Also, I appreciate the fact that she likes to show off her body, because I enjoy looking at it. I'm the type of guy that likes breasts and butts that are attached to women. Though, I'll admit that she does not look 17 or whatever age she is. She looks at least in her 30s.


No. I find her fairly easy to look at as well. I hate her, but I'd fark her. I hate the stupid mile high heels she wears, I hate the way her mouth moves, I hate that she always looks high...the list goes on, but I would put my penis in it.
 
2012-02-08 03:38:18 PM
Wow.

AWing a side, that girl can't even act one silly line.
 
2012-02-08 03:41:46 PM

ajt167: I'm the type of guy that likes breasts and butts that are attached to women.


Weirdo
 
2012-02-08 03:42:43 PM

MrBonestripper: Better get her to the shop. Looks like she's about to blow a seal.


Just fix the damn thing and leave her private life out of it, will ya buddy?
 
2012-02-08 04:07:03 PM

neurothing: MrBonestripper: Better get her to the shop. Looks like she's about to blow a seal.

Just fix the damn thing and leave her private life out of it, will ya buddy?


Thank you, Kip.
 
2012-02-08 04:11:02 PM

calbert: who?

no srsly, every time I see her name, I say, 'who'?, click the link and say, 'oh, that's who'. and then her name appears in another greenlit link 3 days later and I say, 'who'?


wtfhub.com
 
2012-02-08 04:25:15 PM

AbbeySomeone: My favorite trainwreck trollop never fails to bring me a chuckle. Bless her orange sprayed heart.


I feel the same way - between her orange, sprayed tanned abs and cleavage, her clear bra straps, her hooker makeup and her trout mouth, I just can't look away. I am especially fond of her Christmas pictures where she sticks her crotch in Santa's face - that one gave me several days of giggles...
 
2012-02-08 04:28:34 PM

AbbeySomeone: My favorite trainwreck trollop never fails to bring me a chuckle. Bless her orange sprayed heart.


She amuses me to no end. I mean, I wonder what's wrong with her, unless she's just trolling everybody, but other than that, she's hilarious.

I also think she's very close to the age she says she is. You just don't see girls whoring themselves up like that everyday.
 
2012-02-08 04:28:37 PM

imapirate: 16yo girls DO NOT look like that. She looks like a mid-30s porn queen who's had a mile of dicks run through her.


There is 5,282 ft in a mile, correct? With the average dick being 6 inches, that would mean 880 dicks were ran through her. (hypothetically speaking). That is a LOT of dick!
 
ecl
2012-02-08 04:33:42 PM

jackandwater: imapirate: 16yo girls DO NOT look like that. She looks like a mid-30s porn queen who's had a mile of dicks run through her.

There is 5,282 ft in a mile, correct? With the average dick being 6 inches, that would mean 880 dicks were ran through her. (hypothetically speaking). That is a LOT of dick!


Math Fail.
 
2012-02-08 04:35:12 PM

Cosmoboy: ajt167: Am I the only one that actually finds her physically attractive? I find her annoying and attention whore-ish, but she's nice to look at. Also, I appreciate the fact that she likes to show off her body, because I enjoy looking at it. I'm the type of guy that likes breasts and butts that are attached to women. Though, I'll admit that she does not look 17 or whatever age she is. She looks at least in her 30s.

No. I find her fairly easy to look at as well. I hate her, but I'd fark her. I hate the stupid mile high heels she wears, I hate the way her mouth moves, I hate that she always looks high...the list goes on, but I would put my penis in it.


I agree wholeheartedly, except that I do like a woman in high heels.
 
2012-02-08 04:36:58 PM
I just wonder how it will all come to an end.

Infidelity leading to divorce? Drug overdose? Murder? Murder, suicide? Deadly car crash?

Someone should organize a contest.
 
2012-02-08 04:37:07 PM

ecl: jackandwater: imapirate: 16yo girls DO NOT look like that. She looks like a mid-30s porn queen who's had a mile of dicks run through her.

There is 5,282 ft in a mile, correct? With the average dick being 6 inches, that would mean 880 dicks were ran through her. (hypothetically speaking). That is a LOT of dick!

Math Fail.


OMG! Yes it was! It would be 10,564. I never said I was great at math. And that is a mind boggling amount of wanker.
 
2012-02-08 04:38:09 PM

ecl: jackandwater: imapirate: 16yo girls DO NOT look like that. She looks like a mid-30s porn queen who's had a mile of dicks run through her.

There is 5,282 ft in a mile, correct? With the average dick being 6 inches, that would mean 880 dicks were ran through her. (hypothetically speaking). That is a LOT of dick!

Math Fail.


Geez, seriously. Somebody forgot to carry a 1.
 
2012-02-08 04:39:46 PM

jackandwater: imapirate: 16yo girls DO NOT look like that. She looks like a mid-30s porn queen who's had a mile of dicks run through her.

There is 5,282 ft in a mile, correct? With the average dick being 6 inches, that would mean 880 dicks were ran through her. (hypothetically speaking). That is a LOT of dick!


===================================

You do know that the averave penis length of men who google "average penis length" is 3.5 inches, right?
 
2012-02-08 04:40:44 PM

jackandwater: imapirate: 16yo girls DO NOT look like that. She looks like a mid-30s porn queen who's had a mile of dicks run through her.

There is 5,282 ft in a mile, correct? With the average dick being 6 inches, that would mean 880 dicks were ran through her. (hypothetically speaking). That is a LOT of dick!


There are only 5,280 feet in a mile. So it's only 10,560.
 
2012-02-08 04:44:53 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Racist


So wait... Asian people have to speak 100% flawless English at all times or it's a racist caricature? Has actual racism really fallen that much by the wayside that we're now just calling anything vaguely unsettling or off-putting "racist"?
 
2012-02-08 04:45:42 PM

lisarenee3505: jackandwater: imapirate: 16yo girls DO NOT look like that. She looks like a mid-30s porn queen who's had a mile of dicks run through her.

There is 5,282 ft in a mile, correct? With the average dick being 6 inches, that would mean 880 dicks were ran through her. (hypothetically speaking). That is a LOT of dick!

===================================

You do know that the averave penis length of men who google "average penis length" is 3.5 inches, right?


I thought the average was smaller then that
 
2012-02-08 04:46:28 PM
Did I just watch an ad to watch an ad?

That's it. I am quitting the internet.
 
2012-02-08 04:58:14 PM

blakeosage: jackandwater: imapirate: 16yo girls DO NOT look like that. She looks like a mid-30s porn queen who's had a mile of dicks run through her.

There is 5,282 ft in a mile, correct? With the average dick being 6 inches, that would mean 880 dicks were ran through her. (hypothetically speaking). That is a LOT of dick!

There are only 5,280 feet in a mile. So it's only 10,560.


Average length = 6"
Full cycle = 6" x 2 = 12" = 1 ft.
Mile of dicks = 5280 cycles
200 cycles/ farking* = 26.4 farks

*not an actual statistic, pulled it out of subby's mom's ass
 
2012-02-08 05:05:26 PM

blakeosage: jackandwater: imapirate: 16yo girls DO NOT look like that. She looks like a mid-30s porn queen who's had a mile of dicks run through her.

There is 5,282 ft in a mile, correct? With the average dick being 6 inches, that would mean 880 dicks were ran through her. (hypothetically speaking). That is a LOT of dick!

There are only 5,280 feet in a mile. So it's only 10,560.


Missed it by 4 dicks. lol

The average penis is only 3.5?! Wow! I must have had nothing but porn stars then. ; )
 
2012-02-08 05:07:04 PM

Odd Bird: blakeosage: jackandwater: imapirate: 16yo girls DO NOT look like that. She looks like a mid-30s porn queen who's had a mile of dicks run through her.

There is 5,282 ft in a mile, correct? With the average dick being 6 inches, that would mean 880 dicks were ran through her. (hypothetically speaking). That is a LOT of dick!

There are only 5,280 feet in a mile. So it's only 10,560.

Average length = 6"
Full cycle = 6" x 2 = 12" = 1 ft.
Mile of dicks = 5280 cycles
200 cycles/ farking* = 26.4 farks

*not an actual statistic, pulled it out of subby's mom's ass


You put way to much thought into that.
 
2012-02-08 05:09:15 PM
My reading comprehension fails again. The average dick lenght of men SEARCHING GOOGLE is 3.5. I need a drink!
 
ecl
2012-02-08 05:16:00 PM

jackandwater: My reading comprehension fails again. The average dick lenght of men SEARCHING GOOGLE is 3.5. I need a drink!


Lenght? Also It's "searching google for average dick length" that makes the searcher have a 3.5 inch prick not just searching google.
 
2012-02-08 05:16:41 PM
six inches?! does that include the balls? *fingers crossed
 
2012-02-08 05:27:06 PM
I like blowjobs and bewbs, so mermaids work for me.
 
2012-02-08 05:31:46 PM

ajt167: Cosmoboy: ajt167: Am I the only one that actually finds her physically attractive? I find her annoying and attention whore-ish, but she's nice to look at. Also, I appreciate the fact that she likes to show off her body, because I enjoy looking at it. I'm the type of guy that likes breasts and butts that are attached to women. Though, I'll admit that she does not look 17 or whatever age she is. She looks at least in her 30s.

No. I find her fairly easy to look at as well. I hate her, but I'd fark her. I hate the stupid mile high heels she wears, I hate the way her mouth moves, I hate that she always looks high...the list goes on, but I would put my penis in it.

I agree wholeheartedly, except that I do like a woman in high heels.


Especially when they stomp on your testicles. That's the great thing about heels
 
2012-02-08 06:03:10 PM
I don't mind this youngster, but will someone PLEASE replace her frost colored lipstick with a nice FarkMe Red?
 
2012-02-08 06:56:17 PM
What is wrong with her mouth??? Eww!!!
 
2012-02-08 07:02:25 PM
iscored.com? More like eyesore.com, amirite?
 
2012-02-08 07:12:37 PM
art.penny-arcade.com
 
2012-02-08 07:19:46 PM
img2.timeinc.net
Without makeup on the left side, plus taken when she was 13.

3.bp.blogspot.com
Without makeup now.
 
2012-02-08 07:25:54 PM

jackandwater: blakeosage: jackandwater: imapirate: 16yo girls DO NOT look like that. She looks like a mid-30s porn queen who's had a mile of dicks run through her.

There is 5,282 ft in a mile, correct? With the average dick being 6 inches, that would mean 880 dicks were ran through her. (hypothetically speaking). That is a LOT of dick!

There are only 5,280 feet in a mile. So it's only 10,560.

Missed it by 4 dicks. lol

The average penis is only 3.5?! Wow! I must have had nothing but porn stars then. ; )


At least your dick estimate was over, as not to short-dick any cannibals in the congo.
 
2012-02-08 07:53:23 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2012-02-08 08:24:06 PM

Penlid: [img513.imageshack.us image 468x312]

Kelly Brook wins, flawless victory!


There's a beauty who DESERVES attention. She might take Jennifer Connelly's spot in my Holy Trinity of Hit It.
 
2012-02-08 11:56:53 PM
fc08.deviantart.net
 
2012-02-09 02:40:31 AM
cdn.videogum.com
 
2012-02-09 02:48:33 AM

MENSTRUATION: [cdn.videogum.com image 500x500]


She having a stroke?
 
2012-02-09 05:07:20 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: MENSTRUATION: [cdn.videogum.com image 500x500]

She having a stroke?


Nudge nudge, wink wink...
 
2012-02-09 09:08:15 AM
img834.imageshack.us
 
2012-02-09 01:02:13 PM

MENSTRUATION: [cdn.videogum.com image 500x500]


LOL
 
2012-02-09 01:17:24 PM
This girl really does have an ugly face. Add the constant hyper and pathetic posing every millisecond, this thing is actually like a living nightmare.
 
2012-02-09 03:35:38 PM

blakeosage: There are only 5,280 feet in a mile.


Yeah, but you know how guys exaggerate their measurements a little bit.

Let's say 5,282 bone-pressed.
 
2012-02-09 06:13:06 PM
There's entirely too much dick math in this thread. Y'all must be the types who bust out the calipers and graph paper when you have a couple too many beers.
 
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