My favorite trainwreck trollop never fails to bring me a chuckle. Bless her orange sprayed heart.

Wow. Racist, unfunny, offensive, and seizure inducing.

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Next year I'm hoping we see her in porn.

KIWF

You're mermaid, of course you're going to be wet, yes you got that shake down cold.
/seriously, she should walk on all 4's where ever she goes.

Penlid: Also

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/*cough* Mermaid thread *cough*

Penis goes where?

AverageAmericanGuy: Wow. Racist, unfunny, offensive, and seizure inducing.

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Next year I'm hoping we see her in porn.

A commercial before you can watch a commercial.

/Inception!

Can you fark a mermaid? They have to have some sort of hole for waste removal, right? How big is it?

coulda been worse

I'm offended that this site would associate her with me.

I feel like this biatch is a nationwide Candid Camera being played on all of us. Ok...ha ha, you got us...you can reveal the hidden camera now, please.

NuttierThanEver: Adam you idiot! Now we'll never get that smell off the fish

I hope she doesn't flounder.

I wonder if she does Bass to mouth

Klippoklondike: I think you either get human top half or human bottom half. Choose carefully

I had to do some research. The first reference to a mermaid was in Hans Christian Anderson's, "A Little Mermaid." With his version of the creature, the fish part of the body began at the legs, not the midsection, so the naughty bits were still there for the taking.

Better get her to the shop. Looks like she's about to blow a seal.

"Beyonce's baby is a hoax!"

"Courtney Stodden is a hoax!"

It's like the Tea Party meets Us Weekly.

i dont understand how you think the path to fame is to marry the guy who was at best the 4th lead in a movie from 13 years ago

LSUMJ: how you think

I'm pretty sure thinking is not Stodden's strong suit....

LSUMJ: i dont understand how you think the path to fame is to marry the guy who was at best the 4th lead in a movie from 13 years ago

Yet here we are talking about her (again).

Sooo.... Let's fire up the old Rent Party Joke Machine and see what pops out.

"They shoulda thrown that one back..."

"I can't wait to see her 'water tight,' if you know what I mean..."

"A bit young to be washed up like that..."

"[something about fish smell]"

OK. I'll take the RPJM into the shop. It's clearly broken.

...and it went, wherever I, did go.

I like mine better

Skank of the Sea ©

you know...like Chicken of the Sea.

/nuttin.

Mermaid thread?

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Am I the only one that actually finds her physically attractive? I find her annoying and attention whore-ish, but she's nice to look at. Also, I appreciate the fact that she likes to show off her body, because I enjoy looking at it. I'm the type of guy that likes breasts and butts that are attached to women. Though, I'll admit that she does not look 17 or whatever age she is. She looks at least in her 30s.

I just watched a commercial to watch a commercial. FML!

ajt167: Am I the only one that actually finds her physically attractive? I find her annoying and attention whore-ish, but she's nice to look at. Also, I appreciate the fact that she likes to show off her body, because I enjoy looking at it. I'm the type of guy that likes breasts and butts that are attached to women. Though, I'll admit that she does not look 17 or whatever age she is. She looks at least in her 30s.

No. I find her fairly easy to look at as well. I hate her, but I'd fark her. I hate the stupid mile high heels she wears, I hate the way her mouth moves, I hate that she always looks high...the list goes on, but I would put my penis in it.

Wow.

AWing a side, that girl can't even act one silly line.

ajt167: I'm the type of guy that likes breasts and butts that are attached to women.

Weirdo

MrBonestripper: Better get her to the shop. Looks like she's about to blow a seal.

Just fix the damn thing and leave her private life out of it, will ya buddy?

neurothing: MrBonestripper: Better get her to the shop. Looks like she's about to blow a seal.

Just fix the damn thing and leave her private life out of it, will ya buddy?

Thank you, Kip.

calbert: who?

no srsly, every time I see her name, I say, 'who'?, click the link and say, 'oh, that's who'. and then her name appears in another greenlit link 3 days later and I say, 'who'?

AbbeySomeone: My favorite trainwreck trollop never fails to bring me a chuckle. Bless her orange sprayed heart.

I feel the same way - between her orange, sprayed tanned abs and cleavage, her clear bra straps, her hooker makeup and her trout mouth, I just can't look away. I am especially fond of her Christmas pictures where she sticks her crotch in Santa's face - that one gave me several days of giggles...

AbbeySomeone: My favorite trainwreck trollop never fails to bring me a chuckle. Bless her orange sprayed heart.

She amuses me to no end. I mean, I wonder what's wrong with her, unless she's just trolling everybody, but other than that, she's hilarious.

I also think she's very close to the age she says she is. You just don't see girls whoring themselves up like that everyday.

imapirate: 16yo girls DO NOT look like that. She looks like a mid-30s porn queen who's had a mile of dicks run through her.

There is 5,282 ft in a mile, correct? With the average dick being 6 inches, that would mean 880 dicks were ran through her. (hypothetically speaking). That is a LOT of dick!