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ecl
2012-02-08 04:33:42 PM

jackandwater: imapirate: 16yo girls DO NOT look like that. She looks like a mid-30s porn queen who's had a mile of dicks run through her.

There is 5,282 ft in a mile, correct? With the average dick being 6 inches, that would mean 880 dicks were ran through her. (hypothetically speaking). That is a LOT of dick!


Math Fail.
 
2012-02-08 04:35:12 PM

Cosmoboy: ajt167: Am I the only one that actually finds her physically attractive? I find her annoying and attention whore-ish, but she's nice to look at. Also, I appreciate the fact that she likes to show off her body, because I enjoy looking at it. I'm the type of guy that likes breasts and butts that are attached to women. Though, I'll admit that she does not look 17 or whatever age she is. She looks at least in her 30s.

No. I find her fairly easy to look at as well. I hate her, but I'd fark her. I hate the stupid mile high heels she wears, I hate the way her mouth moves, I hate that she always looks high...the list goes on, but I would put my penis in it.


I agree wholeheartedly, except that I do like a woman in high heels.
 
2012-02-08 04:36:58 PM
I just wonder how it will all come to an end.

Infidelity leading to divorce? Drug overdose? Murder? Murder, suicide? Deadly car crash?

Someone should organize a contest.
 
2012-02-08 04:37:07 PM

ecl: jackandwater: imapirate: 16yo girls DO NOT look like that. She looks like a mid-30s porn queen who's had a mile of dicks run through her.

There is 5,282 ft in a mile, correct? With the average dick being 6 inches, that would mean 880 dicks were ran through her. (hypothetically speaking). That is a LOT of dick!

Math Fail.


OMG! Yes it was! It would be 10,564. I never said I was great at math. And that is a mind boggling amount of wanker.
 
2012-02-08 04:38:09 PM

ecl: jackandwater: imapirate: 16yo girls DO NOT look like that. She looks like a mid-30s porn queen who's had a mile of dicks run through her.

There is 5,282 ft in a mile, correct? With the average dick being 6 inches, that would mean 880 dicks were ran through her. (hypothetically speaking). That is a LOT of dick!

Math Fail.


Geez, seriously. Somebody forgot to carry a 1.
 
2012-02-08 04:39:46 PM

jackandwater: imapirate: 16yo girls DO NOT look like that. She looks like a mid-30s porn queen who's had a mile of dicks run through her.

There is 5,282 ft in a mile, correct? With the average dick being 6 inches, that would mean 880 dicks were ran through her. (hypothetically speaking). That is a LOT of dick!


===================================

You do know that the averave penis length of men who google "average penis length" is 3.5 inches, right?
 
2012-02-08 04:40:44 PM

jackandwater: imapirate: 16yo girls DO NOT look like that. She looks like a mid-30s porn queen who's had a mile of dicks run through her.

There is 5,282 ft in a mile, correct? With the average dick being 6 inches, that would mean 880 dicks were ran through her. (hypothetically speaking). That is a LOT of dick!


There are only 5,280 feet in a mile. So it's only 10,560.
 
2012-02-08 04:44:53 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Racist


So wait... Asian people have to speak 100% flawless English at all times or it's a racist caricature? Has actual racism really fallen that much by the wayside that we're now just calling anything vaguely unsettling or off-putting "racist"?
 
2012-02-08 04:45:42 PM

lisarenee3505: jackandwater: imapirate: 16yo girls DO NOT look like that. She looks like a mid-30s porn queen who's had a mile of dicks run through her.

There is 5,282 ft in a mile, correct? With the average dick being 6 inches, that would mean 880 dicks were ran through her. (hypothetically speaking). That is a LOT of dick!

===================================

You do know that the averave penis length of men who google "average penis length" is 3.5 inches, right?


I thought the average was smaller then that
 
2012-02-08 04:46:28 PM
Did I just watch an ad to watch an ad?

That's it. I am quitting the internet.
 
2012-02-08 04:58:14 PM

blakeosage: jackandwater: imapirate: 16yo girls DO NOT look like that. She looks like a mid-30s porn queen who's had a mile of dicks run through her.

There is 5,282 ft in a mile, correct? With the average dick being 6 inches, that would mean 880 dicks were ran through her. (hypothetically speaking). That is a LOT of dick!

There are only 5,280 feet in a mile. So it's only 10,560.


Average length = 6"
Full cycle = 6" x 2 = 12" = 1 ft.
Mile of dicks = 5280 cycles
200 cycles/ farking* = 26.4 farks

*not an actual statistic, pulled it out of subby's mom's ass
 
2012-02-08 05:05:26 PM

blakeosage: jackandwater: imapirate: 16yo girls DO NOT look like that. She looks like a mid-30s porn queen who's had a mile of dicks run through her.

There is 5,282 ft in a mile, correct? With the average dick being 6 inches, that would mean 880 dicks were ran through her. (hypothetically speaking). That is a LOT of dick!

There are only 5,280 feet in a mile. So it's only 10,560.


Missed it by 4 dicks. lol

The average penis is only 3.5?! Wow! I must have had nothing but porn stars then. ; )
 
2012-02-08 05:07:04 PM

Odd Bird: blakeosage: jackandwater: imapirate: 16yo girls DO NOT look like that. She looks like a mid-30s porn queen who's had a mile of dicks run through her.

There is 5,282 ft in a mile, correct? With the average dick being 6 inches, that would mean 880 dicks were ran through her. (hypothetically speaking). That is a LOT of dick!

There are only 5,280 feet in a mile. So it's only 10,560.

Average length = 6"
Full cycle = 6" x 2 = 12" = 1 ft.
Mile of dicks = 5280 cycles
200 cycles/ farking* = 26.4 farks

*not an actual statistic, pulled it out of subby's mom's ass


You put way to much thought into that.
 
2012-02-08 05:09:15 PM
My reading comprehension fails again. The average dick lenght of men SEARCHING GOOGLE is 3.5. I need a drink!
 
ecl
2012-02-08 05:16:00 PM

jackandwater: My reading comprehension fails again. The average dick lenght of men SEARCHING GOOGLE is 3.5. I need a drink!


Lenght? Also It's "searching google for average dick length" that makes the searcher have a 3.5 inch prick not just searching google.
 
2012-02-08 05:16:41 PM
six inches?! does that include the balls? *fingers crossed
 
2012-02-08 05:27:06 PM
I like blowjobs and bewbs, so mermaids work for me.
 
2012-02-08 05:31:46 PM

ajt167: Cosmoboy: ajt167: Am I the only one that actually finds her physically attractive? I find her annoying and attention whore-ish, but she's nice to look at. Also, I appreciate the fact that she likes to show off her body, because I enjoy looking at it. I'm the type of guy that likes breasts and butts that are attached to women. Though, I'll admit that she does not look 17 or whatever age she is. She looks at least in her 30s.

No. I find her fairly easy to look at as well. I hate her, but I'd fark her. I hate the stupid mile high heels she wears, I hate the way her mouth moves, I hate that she always looks high...the list goes on, but I would put my penis in it.

I agree wholeheartedly, except that I do like a woman in high heels.


Especially when they stomp on your testicles. That's the great thing about heels
 
2012-02-08 06:03:10 PM
I don't mind this youngster, but will someone PLEASE replace her frost colored lipstick with a nice FarkMe Red?
 
2012-02-08 06:56:17 PM
What is wrong with her mouth??? Eww!!!
 
2012-02-08 07:02:25 PM
iscored.com? More like eyesore.com, amirite?
 
2012-02-08 07:12:37 PM
art.penny-arcade.com
 
2012-02-08 07:19:46 PM
img2.timeinc.net
Without makeup on the left side, plus taken when she was 13.

3.bp.blogspot.com
Without makeup now.
 
2012-02-08 07:25:54 PM

jackandwater: blakeosage: jackandwater: imapirate: 16yo girls DO NOT look like that. She looks like a mid-30s porn queen who's had a mile of dicks run through her.

There is 5,282 ft in a mile, correct? With the average dick being 6 inches, that would mean 880 dicks were ran through her. (hypothetically speaking). That is a LOT of dick!

There are only 5,280 feet in a mile. So it's only 10,560.

Missed it by 4 dicks. lol

The average penis is only 3.5?! Wow! I must have had nothing but porn stars then. ; )


At least your dick estimate was over, as not to short-dick any cannibals in the congo.
 
2012-02-08 07:53:23 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2012-02-08 08:24:06 PM

Penlid: [img513.imageshack.us image 468x312]

Kelly Brook wins, flawless victory!


There's a beauty who DESERVES attention. She might take Jennifer Connelly's spot in my Holy Trinity of Hit It.
 
2012-02-08 11:56:53 PM
fc08.deviantart.net
 
2012-02-09 02:40:31 AM
cdn.videogum.com
 
2012-02-09 02:48:33 AM

MENSTRUATION: [cdn.videogum.com image 500x500]


She having a stroke?
 
2012-02-09 05:07:20 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: MENSTRUATION: [cdn.videogum.com image 500x500]

She having a stroke?


Nudge nudge, wink wink...
 
2012-02-09 09:08:15 AM
img834.imageshack.us
 
2012-02-09 01:02:13 PM

MENSTRUATION: [cdn.videogum.com image 500x500]


LOL
 
2012-02-09 01:17:24 PM
This girl really does have an ugly face. Add the constant hyper and pathetic posing every millisecond, this thing is actually like a living nightmare.
 
2012-02-09 03:35:38 PM

blakeosage: There are only 5,280 feet in a mile.


Yeah, but you know how guys exaggerate their measurements a little bit.

Let's say 5,282 bone-pressed.
 
2012-02-09 06:13:06 PM
There's entirely too much dick math in this thread. Y'all must be the types who bust out the calipers and graph paper when you have a couple too many beers.
 
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