DjangoStonereaver: Isn't she like 30 and just pretending to be underage?
Penlid: Also[img560.imageshack.us image 525x633]/*cough* Mermaid thread *cough*
LeroyBourne: You're mermaid, of course you're going to be wet, yes you got that shake down cold./seriously, she should walk on all 4's where ever she goes.
AverageAmericanGuy: Wow. Racist, unfunny, offensive, and seizure inducing.Link (new window)Next year I'm hoping we see her in porn.
9beers: Can you fark a mermaid? They have to have some sort of hole for waste removal, right? How big is it?
NuttierThanEver: Adam you idiot! Now we'll never get that smell off the fish
Klippoklondike: I think you either get human top half or human bottom half. Choose carefully
LSUMJ: how you think
LSUMJ: i dont understand how you think the path to fame is to marry the guy who was at best the 4th lead in a movie from 13 years ago
Because People in power are Stupid: Anyone who doesn't like her is just jealous because your boyfriend won't stop hitting on her.
Bag of Hammers: coulda been worse[3.bp.blogspot.com image 640x410]
ajt167: Am I the only one that actually finds her physically attractive? I find her annoying and attention whore-ish, but she's nice to look at. Also, I appreciate the fact that she likes to show off her body, because I enjoy looking at it. I'm the type of guy that likes breasts and butts that are attached to women. Though, I'll admit that she does not look 17 or whatever age she is. She looks at least in her 30s.
ajt167: I'm the type of guy that likes breasts and butts that are attached to women.
MrBonestripper: Better get her to the shop. Looks like she's about to blow a seal.
neurothing: MrBonestripper: Better get her to the shop. Looks like she's about to blow a seal.Just fix the damn thing and leave her private life out of it, will ya buddy?
calbert: who?no srsly, every time I see her name, I say, 'who'?, click the link and say, 'oh, that's who'. and then her name appears in another greenlit link 3 days later and I say, 'who'?
AbbeySomeone: My favorite trainwreck trollop never fails to bring me a chuckle. Bless her orange sprayed heart.
imapirate: 16yo girls DO NOT look like that. She looks like a mid-30s porn queen who's had a mile of dicks run through her.
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