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2012-02-08 08:44:27 AM
Someone please tell this woman that her idea is not original. I have a yoga/workout video that is at least 14 years old that does the same thing.
 
2012-02-08 10:02:02 AM
As long as they're not tossing the little darling around like a medicine ball, this
actually sounds like a good thing.
 
2012-02-08 10:31:43 AM
If you want to get in shape, just do everything that your baby does. Stand up, sit down, roll over, bash two objects together, find non-food things to put in your mouth, cry for 15 minutes straight, etc.
 
2012-02-08 10:50:40 AM
I curl my son. he thinks it's funny.
 
2012-02-08 10:56:37 AM
Just don't use your babby as a Thigh Master.
 
2012-02-08 11:04:35 AM
cgraves67: I curl my son. he thinks it's funny.

Same here. It's a decent workout as they get older.

/although they find it less funny
 
2012-02-08 11:05:09 AM
There are already scads of books and videos available that do this.

That being said, my kids loved it when I would "work out" with them. I'm sure a real physical trainer would shriek in terror at the incorrect form I was using doing leg lifts, push ups, whatever, but it wasn't about me getting an a effective workout so much as having fun with the kids.
 
2012-02-08 11:05:10 AM
As long as you don't require a spotter, I fail to see the problem with this.

Of course if you do, then you might as well kill yourself, you weak, pathetic excuse for a parent.
 
2012-02-08 11:11:26 AM
I do this with our cats. It really pisses them off...
 
2012-02-08 11:13:30 AM
For some reason I think this is weird. I'll stick with my resistance bands thanks.
 
2012-02-08 11:24:41 AM
Big Man On Campus: As long as you don't require a spotter, I fail to see the problem with this.

Of course if you do, then you might as well kill yourself, you weak, pathetic excuse for a parent.


What if it's a particularly fat baby?
 
2012-02-08 11:30:36 AM
I concur, squirming almost 4yr olds provide a great short workout, focusing mostly on the main arm muscles of course, but also the little stabilizing ones depending how much they squirm, and patience!
 
2012-02-08 11:30:46 AM
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I'll just leave this right here.
 
2012-02-08 11:43:59 AM
Shake me, Shake me like a British nanny!
 
2012-02-08 12:15:56 PM
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2012-02-08 12:22:16 PM
Ok, so I'm guessing that this requires two babies?

I don't even want to know how you get them to stay on either end of the bar...
 
2012-02-08 12:51:05 PM
Well the bright side is you don't have to pay out for a new set of dumbbells when you become too used to them.

But then again dumbbells are significantly cheaper than a baby in the long run
 
2012-02-08 01:09:26 PM
I don't see an issue with this.

The best exercise my wife and I get is by playing with our 21 month old.

Between carrying, lifting, doing the 'airplane' or playing horsy, you get some decent muscle burn.
 
2012-02-08 01:15:34 PM
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Wants her royalties
 
2012-02-08 01:22:58 PM
tcaptain: I don't see an issue with this.

The best exercise my wife and I get is by playing with our 21 month old.

Between carrying, lifting, doing the 'airplane' or playing horsy, you get some decent muscle burn.


Same here. My 2-year-old has certainly helped my upper body strength. Of course, he's also wrecked the hell out of my back and probably done serious damage to my nads...

We think he's just trying to ensure he's an only child.
 
2012-02-08 01:48:18 PM
IXI Jim IXI: tcaptain: I don't see an issue with this.

The best exercise my wife and I get is by playing with our 21 month old.

Between carrying, lifting, doing the 'airplane' or playing horsy, you get some decent muscle burn.

Same here. My 2-year-old has certainly helped my upper body strength. Of course, he's also wrecked the hell out of my back and probably done serious damage to my nads...

We think he's just trying to ensure he's an only child.


It's nice to know I'm not alone in enduring this kind of abuse (does your wife find it hilarious as well?)

On a fairly regular basis my daughter manages to nail me good. On the one hand it hurts like hell, on the other, I'm proud that she has decent instincts and will be able to defend herself in the future!

//she likely doesn't want a sibling either.
 
2012-02-08 02:11:53 PM
If you keep doing this consistently, by the time they're 20 you will be able to curl 170 pounds.
 
2012-02-08 02:24:14 PM
IXI Jim IXI: probably done serious damage to my nads...

From 18 months to 2 1/2 years the arms are right at "that" height. Every one of my five have brought me down.
 
2012-02-08 02:39:11 PM
adiabat: IXI Jim IXI: probably done serious damage to my nads...

From 18 months to 2 1/2 years the arms are right at "that" height. Every one of my five have brought me down.


Strange, my kids are both well beyond those years and never recall them striking me in the nougat.
 
2012-02-08 02:43:28 PM
Mr Rusty Shackleford: adiabat: IXI Jim IXI: probably done serious damage to my nads...

From 18 months to 2 1/2 years the arms are right at "that" height. Every one of my five have brought me down.

Strange, my kids are both well beyond those years and never recall them striking me in the nougat.


Having an "innie" has SOME advantage, at least...
 
2012-02-08 03:26:08 PM
I read that as: 'Baby as doorbell'
 
2012-02-08 03:39:44 PM
adiabat: From 18 months to 2 1/2 years the arms are right at "that" height. Every one of my five have brought me down.

I wish I could say that was it, but no...he usually does it by kneeing me when he crawls around the bed.

Pretty sure it's deliberate, too
 
2012-02-08 03:41:22 PM
tcaptain: It's nice to know I'm not alone in enduring this kind of abuse (does your wife find it hilarious as well?)

No...mainly because he has this bad habit of stepping on her head when she's asleep.
 
2012-02-08 04:09:13 PM
Well...babies are kind of dumb.
 
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