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Virgin's profit up 30%, and it isn't even their first time
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Goodfella
2012-02-08 01:16:18 PM
So would this mean that they are or aren't in the red?
lordargent
2012-02-08 01:29:03 PM
I'd invest my funds in it for a long term.
Githerax
2012-02-08 01:34:59 PM
Not ironic.
Hyjamon
2012-02-08 01:45:13 PM
...but since analysts had projected an increase of 30.00001%, Wall Street reacts to the news that Virgin did not make their projection, causing their stocks to drop on this bad news meaning the company will have to lay off 1,000 workers to be sacrificed to the blood god of shareholders.
Knara
2012-02-08 04:28:34 PM
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...but since analysts had projected an increase of 30.00001%, Wall Street reacts to the news that Virgin did not make their projection, causing their stocks to drop on this bad news meaning the company will have to lay off 1,000 workers to be sacrificed to the blood god of shareholders.
Funny because it's true
GanjSmokr
2012-02-08 04:34:00 PM
Imagine that - give customers a service/product they like at a good price and your company does well.
What a shocker.
zez
2012-02-08 04:38:43 PM
I love my virgin mobile optimus android phone for $25/mo
jeffrey626
2012-02-08 05:19:23 PM
zez
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I love my virgin mobile optimus android phone for $25/mo
Ha... same here. Cant go wrong with unlimited data and plenty of minutes for $25
MrEricSir
2012-02-08 07:25:01 PM
zez
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I love my virgin mobile optimus android phone for $25/mo
Virgin Mobile USA is not part of Virgin Media.
FinFangFark
2012-02-09 08:57:18 AM
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zez: I love my virgin mobile optimus android phone for $25/mo
Virgin Mobile USA is not part of Virgin Media.
True, but they are doing what every Apple snob does on Fark, finding an opportunity to be smug about their product.
With that said.
$25 a month for Optimus Slider as well...FTW
Oh and he unlimited data is gone the way of Apple services...they are gonna pinch data rates for people after 2GB.
/Doesn't care, doesn't live on his phone, and it does the job with an Android OS for $25, gotta love that price.
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