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(Some Guy) Interesting Former Republican candidate Gary Johnson says "FARK YEAH" when referring to the 9th's gay marriage decision. In other news, he is still running for President under the (L) label   (garyjohnson2012.com) divider line 129
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2012-02-08 09:37:55 AM
It should be the Republican position to support marriage equality.

The party of Lincoln should be in full support of this. On grounds of freedom of religion. On grounds of expectation of privacy. On grounds of equality under the law. The ONLY arguments against marriage equality, are based eventually in Scripture.

If you want government out of your ministry or temple's business, then you should support marriage equality. If you oppose government interference in your private life, then you should support marriage equality. If you support equality under the law, then you should support marriage equality.

Not every ministry and temple is agreed on the eternal damnation portion of the show where homosexuals are concerned. I have no problem with a ministry banning its priests from performing same sex marriages. That is your right. You don't have the right to insist that every other faith has to follow that ruling. It is akin to insisting that a Mohel be included at every birth, because God hates foreskin.

Please, hate on homosexuals within your own ranks. Purge them from your faithful. Drive them out. But, understand, that there are a lot of homosexuals who have deep and abiding faith, and their God, he's not quite such a dick. It is akin to insisting that only men head up ministries and temples, in other faiths. It's like going into a Unitarian Universalist Society and telling everyone that they will have to pray like Baptists, and all those women folk are going to need to get out of the pulpit--and mind you, there are Baptist ministries who support marriage equality. If Baptists can't even get it together on this issue, how in the 10,000 Hells and 7 Heavens, can you expect anything like consensus on the issue?

You can't. Which is why you keep the government's nose the Hells out of it. Which is what our freedom of religion is about. Not just the freedom to practice, but the freedom from other folk's practices--not the freedom to not know about their practices, not the freedom to be insulated from practices you don't agree with, but the freedom from being bound by other folk's practice.

Marriage equality is an issue where the historic Republican position, both intellectually and ideologically should be in support of greater freedom and less government imprint in our personal lives, and is twisted up by forces who really don't like their neighbors, and see the Republican Party as a convenient bludgeon, and believe that freedom is a slogan, not our watchword and code.
 
2012-02-08 10:02:01 AM
We're done here.

I wish I lived in a state where voting for Johnson could fark over one party or the other.
 
2012-02-08 10:06:35 AM
Nicely done hubiestubert, +1
 
2012-02-08 10:08:23 AM
hubiestubert: It should be the Republican position to support marriage equality.

The party of Lincoln should be in full support of this. On grounds of freedom of religion. On grounds of expectation of privacy. On grounds of equality under the law. The ONLY arguments against marriage equality, are based eventually in Scripture.

If you want government out of your ministry or temple's business, then you should support marriage equality. If you oppose government interference in your private life, then you should support marriage equality. If you support equality under the law, then you should support marriage equality.

Not every ministry and temple is agreed on the eternal damnation portion of the show where homosexuals are concerned. I have no problem with a ministry banning its priests from performing same sex marriages. That is your right. You don't have the right to insist that every other faith has to follow that ruling. It is akin to insisting that a Mohel be included at every birth, because God hates foreskin.

Please, hate on homosexuals within your own ranks. Purge them from your faithful. Drive them out. But, understand, that there are a lot of homosexuals who have deep and abiding faith, and their God, he's not quite such a dick. It is akin to insisting that only men head up ministries and temples, in other faiths. It's like going into a Unitarian Universalist Society and telling everyone that they will have to pray like Baptists, and all those women folk are going to need to get out of the pulpit--and mind you, there are Baptist ministries who support marriage equality. If Baptists can't even get it together on this issue, how in the 10,000 Hells and 7 Heavens, can you expect anything like consensus on the issue?

You can't. Which is why you keep the government's nose the Hells out of it. Which is what our freedom of religion is about. Not just the freedom to practice, but the freedom from other folk's practices--not the freedom to not know about their practices, not t ...




This is a basic issue of American liberty and equality under the law. There shouldn't be anything partisan about it.
 
2012-02-08 10:09:47 AM
hubiestubert: It should be the Republican position to support marriage equality.

The party of Lincoln should be in full support of this. On grounds of freedom of religion. On grounds of expectation of privacy. On grounds of equality under the law. The ONLY arguments against marriage equality, are based eventually in Scripture.

If you want government out of your ministry or temple's business, then you should support marriage equality. If you oppose government interference in your private life, then you should support marriage equality. If you support equality under the law, then you should support marriage equality.

Not every ministry and temple is agreed on the eternal damnation portion of the show where homosexuals are concerned. I have no problem with a ministry banning its priests from performing same sex marriages. That is your right. You don't have the right to insist that every other faith has to follow that ruling. It is akin to insisting that a Mohel be included at every birth, because God hates foreskin.

Please, hate on homosexuals within your own ranks. Purge them from your faithful. Drive them out. But, understand, that there are a lot of homosexuals who have deep and abiding faith, and their God, he's not quite such a dick. It is akin to insisting that only men head up ministries and temples, in other faiths. It's like going into a Unitarian Universalist Society and telling everyone that they will have to pray like Baptists, and all those women folk are going to need to get out of the pulpit--and mind you, there are Baptist ministries who support marriage equality. If Baptists can't even get it together on this issue, how in the 10,000 Hells and 7 Heavens, can you expect anything like consensus on the issue?

You can't. Which is why you keep the government's nose the Hells out of it. Which is what our freedom of religion is about. Not just the freedom to practice, but the freedom from other folk's practices--not the freedom to not know about their practices, not t ...


Are you sure you're not a Democrat?
 
2012-02-08 10:13:35 AM
Gary Johnson is like 1987 Metallica. The one with Hettfield with the crazy mane and white Eclipse ESP. The real farking deal.

RON PAUL, on the other hand, is more like post-90s Metallica. The Load, Re-Load, St. Anger era. It has its moments, but for the most part is a giant pile of "what the fark is this shiat?"
 
2012-02-08 10:13:42 AM
Mr. Anon: Are you sure you're not a Democrat?

It might be worth considering Mr. hubiestubert stepped through a cross dimensional rift where the 1960s, 70s, 80s, 90s, and 00s never happened for the party of Dewy and Eisenhower.
 
2012-02-08 10:14:34 AM
DarnoKonrad: This is a basic issue of American liberty and equality under the law. There shouldn't be anything partisan about it.


Pretty damn much. If you like the Constitution and privacy, then you should support marriage equality. Period.
 
2012-02-08 10:14:41 AM
Government shouldn't being the business of recognizing marriage. It's an archaic construct that should stay restricted to churches and bedrooms. That being said, I have yet to see a legitimate argument for why gay marriage should be recognized by the state but not polygyny. Either recognize all forms of marriage or none; don't pick and choose because you like some parts of tradition.
 
2012-02-08 10:15:28 AM
Mr. Anon: hubiestubert: It should be the Republican position to support marriage equality.

The party of Lincoln should be in full support of this. On grounds of freedom of religion. On grounds of expectation of privacy. On grounds of equality under the law. The ONLY arguments against marriage equality, are based eventually in Scripture.

If you want government out of your ministry or temple's business, then you should support marriage equality. If you oppose government interference in your private life, then you should support marriage equality. If you support equality under the law, then you should support marriage equality.

Not every ministry and temple is agreed on the eternal damnation portion of the show where homosexuals are concerned. I have no problem with a ministry banning its priests from performing same sex marriages. That is your right. You don't have the right to insist that every other faith has to follow that ruling. It is akin to insisting that a Mohel be included at every birth, because God hates foreskin.

Please, hate on homosexuals within your own ranks. Purge them from your faithful. Drive them out. But, understand, that there are a lot of homosexuals who have deep and abiding faith, and their God, he's not quite such a dick. It is akin to insisting that only men head up ministries and temples, in other faiths. It's like going into a Unitarian Universalist Society and telling everyone that they will have to pray like Baptists, and all those women folk are going to need to get out of the pulpit--and mind you, there are Baptist ministries who support marriage equality. If Baptists can't even get it together on this issue, how in the 10,000 Hells and 7 Heavens, can you expect anything like consensus on the issue?

You can't. Which is why you keep the government's nose the Hells out of it. Which is what our freedom of religion is about. Not just the freedom to practice, but the freedom from other folk's practices--not the freedom to not know about their pr ...

Are you sure you're not a Democrat?


Why, plenty of Republicans aren't fundi's, they just tend to be the loudest in the room.
 
2012-02-08 10:17:58 AM
Zerochance: Gary Johnson is like 1987 Metallica. The one with Hettfield with the crazy mane and white Eclipse ESP. The real farking deal.

RON PAUL, on the other hand, is more like post-90s Metallica. The Load, Re-Load, St. Anger era. It has its moments, but for the most part is a giant pile of "what the fark is this shiat?"


If I weren't already married, and a heterosexual, I'd gay marry you for this analogy.

Kudos.
 
2012-02-08 10:18:27 AM
Shaggy_C: Government shouldn't being the business of recognizing marriage. It's an archaic construct that should stay restricted to churches and bedrooms. That being said, I have yet to see a legitimate argument for why gay marriage should be recognized by the state but not polygyny. Either recognize all forms of marriage or none; don't pick and choose because you like some parts of tradition.

Devils advocate time...

Even adult sibling incest?
 
2012-02-08 10:18:52 AM
Zerochance: Gary Johnson is like 1987 Metallica. The one with Hettfield with the crazy mane and white Eclipse ESP. The real farking deal.

RON PAUL, on the other hand, is more like post-90s Metallica. The Load, Re-Load, St. Anger era Loutallica. It has its moments, but for the most part is a giant pile of "what the fark is this shiat?"


FTFY.
 
2012-02-08 10:18:55 AM
Shaggy_C: Government shouldn't being the business of recognizing marriage. It's an archaic construct that should stay restricted to churches and bedrooms. That being said, I have yet to see a legitimate argument for why gay marriage should be recognized by the state but not polygyny. Either recognize all forms of marriage or none; don't pick and choose because you like some parts of tradition.

Actually there's been some fairly cogent arguments put forward considering the legal nightmare that happens when you go to having to divide things between one partner and many partners. I'm not a lawyer so I don't remember what these were exactly but I DO remember going "yeah, I didn't think of that. That is sticky business."
 
2012-02-08 10:20:46 AM
DarnoKonrad: Mr. Anon: Are you sure you're not a Democrat?

It might be worth considering Mr. hubiestubert stepped through a cross dimensional rift where the 1960s, 70s, 80s, 90s, and 00s never happened for the party of Dewy and Eisenhower.


It's like the story of the Japanese soldier that was still fighting WWII.

Hubie, you are one the best Farkers we've got and your writing and critical thinking would be well used in and for another party. Libertarian, Modern Whig or whatever, but dude, the Republicans aren't gonna come around. Regardless, I always enjoy your stuff.
 
2012-02-08 10:22:30 AM
DarnoKonrad: Mr. Anon: Are you sure you're not a Democrat?

It might be worth considering Mr. hubiestubert stepped through a cross dimensional rift where the 1960s, 70s, 80s, 90s, and 00s never happened for the party of Dewy and Eisenhower.


Cool, do they use blimps there and have a copper colored statue of liberty?
 
2012-02-08 10:23:22 AM
Gary Johnson is RON PAUL without the crazy. Or the racism. Or a monetary policy that would destroy our economy.
 
2012-02-08 10:23:51 AM
hubiestubert: It should be the Republican position to support marriage equality...


You just earned your Andrew Sullivan merit badge. Good job!
 
2012-02-08 10:24:01 AM
Zoophagous: Gary Johnson is RON PAUL without the crazy. Or the racism. Or a monetary policy that would destroy our economy.

Zoophagous: Gary Johnson is RON PAUL without the crazy. Or the racism. Or a monetary policy that would destroy our economy.

Zoophagous: Gary Johnson is RON PAUL without the crazy. Or the racism. Or a monetary policy that would destroy our economy.

Zoophagous: Gary Johnson is RON PAUL without the crazy. Or the racism. Or a monetary policy that would destroy our economy.

Zoophagous: Gary Johnson is RON PAUL without the crazy. Or the racism. Or a monetary policy that would destroy our economy.

Zoophagous: Gary Johnson is RON PAUL without the crazy. Or the racism. Or a monetary policy that would destroy our economy.

Zoophagous: Gary Johnson is RON PAUL without the crazy. Or the racism. Or a monetary policy that would destroy our economy.

Zoophagous: Gary Johnson is RON PAUL without the crazy. Or the racism. Or a monetary policy that would destroy our economy.

Zoophagous: Gary Johnson is RON PAUL without the crazy. Or the racism. Or a monetary policy that would destroy our economy.
 
2012-02-08 10:24:42 AM
Shaggy_C: Government shouldn't being the business of recognizing marriage. It's an archaic construct that should stay restricted to churches and bedrooms. That being said, I have yet to see a legitimate argument for why gay marriage should be recognized by the state but not polygyny. Either recognize all forms of marriage or none; don't pick and choose because you like some parts of tradition.

The British Columbia Supreme Court heard a case last year challenging the legality of Canada's ban on polygamy. The decision included hundreds of pages of evidence that in every society that has allowed people to practice polygamy, polygamous marriages harmed not only the adults involved, but also the children of those marriages and adults who were not married. Strict scrutiny says that a law infringing on an individual's fundamental rights is constitutional if there is a compelling state interest and the law is narrowly tailored to achieve said interest. At least in Canada, they've decided that banning polygamy passes strict scrutiny.
 
2012-02-08 10:25:03 AM
cman: Devils advocate time...

Even adult sibling incest?


It seems gross and "icky" to your personal feelings, so it should be illegal? Why does that seem familiar...

gulogulo: Actually there's been some fairly cogent arguments put forward considering the legal nightmare that happens when you go to having to divide things between one partner and many partners.

Seems to work out just fine in the business world, actually. If the courts can handle the breakup and liquidation of a multimillion dollar conglomerate between thousands of bondholders across international boundries, I'm pretty sure they can figure out "who gets the dog".
 
2012-02-08 10:25:55 AM
He was the only Rebublican candidate i liked. He did a good job as governor of New Mexico. I cant wrap my head around why he was so ignored. The wingnuts we have left on the Republican side make me want to pull my hair out and/or move to Costa Rica. So even though im a registered Libertarian, im going to vote for Obama, just to do my part to make sure wingnuts dont get into office. Gary Johnson is pragmatic, level headed, and able to compromise. He doesnt consider his political opposition to be evil country destroyers, which gives him extra marks in my book.

// so sick of the hyperbole.
 
2012-02-08 10:26:53 AM
hubiestubert: It should be the Republican position to support marriage equality.

...


You say all that like opponents of gay marriage have logically consistent positions on things. Gays are icky and it's best to shield children from the things that happen in the world that are not exactly like they are in our family! Don't you know that?
 
2012-02-08 10:26:58 AM
Best candidate that the LP has run in a while if not ever.
 
2012-02-08 10:28:22 AM
* * * *GARY JOHNSON OPPOSES THE IDEA OF NET NEUTRALITY* * * *

This can not be stated enough. I like many of his policies, but this ruins him for me. And it should for you as well.

In summation:

* * * *GARY JOHNSON OPPOSES THE IDEA OF NET NEUTRALITY* * * *
 
2012-02-08 10:28:58 AM
Serious Black: Strict scrutiny says that a law infringing on an individual's fundamental rights is constitutional if there is a compelling state interest and the law is narrowly tailored to achieve said interest. At least in Canada, they've decided that banning polygamy passes strict scrutiny.

Yikes...So as a general rule if it 'hurts society' the government can put a prohibition in place? Talk about the nanny-state. That same scrutiny would apply equally to alcohol, to premarital sex, to eating fast food...I feel like this may match 20th century pragmatism but will be looked back upon as an affront to liberty.
 
2012-02-08 10:31:55 AM
Gary Johnson an anachronism as a Republican. He's a moderate Democrat; to the left of many Blue Dogs. A literal RINO.
 
2012-02-08 10:32:11 AM
skullkrusher: Best candidate that the LP has run in a while if not ever.

Yep. I will probably not feel that mehh with my 3rd party protest vote. I cannot remember the last time I voted for a candidate and not awww hellllz no to the main 2. Caviate, Johnson gets the LP nod.
 
2012-02-08 10:33:12 AM
Shaggy_C: Government shouldn't being the business of recognizing marriage. It's an archaic construct that should stay restricted to churches and bedrooms.

Except there are a lot of vital things connected to marriage that are important for a lifelong commitment (property rights, inheritance, child guardianship, visitation rights, etc) which are absolutely the provenance of government. Sure, all these things could be done privately but then you'd be requiring people to pay hundreds or thousands of dollars to lawyers when they could instead just register their partnership with the government and get them all bundled, for free. (And before anyone says "civil unions" I would ask why we should bother changing the name just to suit crazy fundies.)

That being said, I have yet to see a legitimate argument for why gay marriage should be recognized by the state but not polygyny. Either recognize all forms of marriage or none; don't pick and choose because you like some parts of tradition.

I actually agree with this. Sure, it makes property rights pretty wonky but I don't think that "it will make the law harder" is a good reason to deny the right of people to wed as they wish. I will give the caveat that I firmly think that marriage should be only entered into by adults, not 13-year-olds with their parents' "permission." In fact, I think minimum age for marriage should be 21. If you aren't mature enough to legally drink, you sure as hell aren't mature enough to legally wed.
 
2012-02-08 10:33:57 AM
Shaggy_C: Seems to work out just fine in the business world, actually. If the courts can handle the breakup and liquidation of a multimillion dollar conglomerate between thousands of bondholders across international boundries, I'm pretty sure they can figure out "who gets the dog".

Of course bondholders have a strictly defined interest in the company. They don't just buy some shares and are declared an 'owner', they are X shares of an owner out of Y number of shares. It would be doable, but then the marriage license business would need to be a lot more complicated up front probably to the point that people would say 'fark that' and not do it. Maybe that's the direction we should go. Allow it, but require a shiat load of legal documents pre-defining what each spouse is entitled to, agreed to by already existing spouses, etc. A legally required (and unassailable) prenup.
 
2012-02-08 10:34:33 AM
Shaggy_C: Government shouldn't being the business of recognizing marriage. It's an archaic construct that should stay restricted to churches and bedrooms. That being said, I have yet to see a legitimate argument for why gay marriage should be recognized by the state but not polygyny. Either recognize all forms of marriage or none; don't pick and choose because you like some parts of tradition.

Sorry, but your so off base you might as well be playing for (insert least favorite baseball team here).

Marriage has always been a state function, it's religions that hijacked it. state marriage is about power of attorney, inheritance, estate issues, etc. All important matters to consider. Religion has nothing to do with it, hence why a justice of the peace can marry you. It's just a state back estate contract with a ton of benefits.

Polygyny is outlawed because there is no legal framework for it. All those 1500 or so rights and privileges of marriage would have to b completely redefined to explain how to work them with 3+ people instead of 2. If the poly folks would submit such a framework, we could debate it's merits, but to my knowledge, none ever have.

Keep in mind, something like a corporation had thousands of laws, regulations, and court rulings to define it's limits and rights, something that does not exist for poly marriage at this time. You can't just say 'poly is now legal!' without some sort of framework, else you doom the courts to decades of trying to figure things out, which may not apply to every state, etc.
 
2012-02-08 10:34:43 AM
save russian jews: * * * *GARY JOHNSON OPPOSES THE IDEA OF NET NEUTRALITY* * * *

This can not be stated enough. I like many of his policies, but this ruins him for me. And it should for you as well.

In summation:

* * * *GARY JOHNSON OPPOSES THE IDEA OF NET NEUTRALITY* * * *


Not everyone that is running will ever fit your positions perfectly. If this happens, they are bullshiating you and telling you what you want to hear.
 
2012-02-08 10:34:45 AM
The modern Republican party gets it's 'intellectual' roots from William F. Buckley and this is what his publication is saying about the ruling: Freedom should be secondary to the state's interest in procreation and child rearing
 
2012-02-08 10:35:55 AM
save russian jews: * * * *GARY JOHNSON OPPOSES THE IDEA OF NET NEUTRALITY* * * *

This can not be stated enough. I like many of his policies, but this ruins him for me. And it should for you as well.

In summation:

* * * *GARY JOHNSON OPPOSES THE IDEA OF NET NEUTRALITY* * * *


Eh, kind of like how Obama originally supported the Assault Weapons Ban, I think nobody actually has sat down with Johnson to explain why his position is farking retarded.
 
2012-02-08 10:37:12 AM
LikeALeafOnTheWind: He was the only Rebublican candidate i liked. He did a good job as governor of New Mexico. I cant wrap my head around why he was so ignored. The wingnuts we have left on the Republican side make me want to pull my hair out and/or move to Costa Rica. So even though im a registered Libertarian, im going to vote for Obama, just to do my part to make sure wingnuts dont get into office. Gary Johnson is pragmatic, level headed, and able to compromise. He doesnt consider his political opposition to be evil country destroyers, which gives him extra marks in my book.

Johnson is too "liberal" for most libertarians, and he's way too far left to run as a Republican.
 
2012-02-08 10:38:42 AM
hubiestubert is all like:
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and fark is all like:
i41.tinypic.com
 
2012-02-08 10:40:50 AM
sprawl15: save russian jews: * * * *GARY JOHNSON OPPOSES THE IDEA OF NET NEUTRALITY* * * *

This can not be stated enough. I like many of his policies, but this ruins him for me. And it should for you as well.

In summation:

* * * *GARY JOHNSON OPPOSES THE IDEA OF NET NEUTRALITY* * * *

Eh, kind of like how Obama originally supported the Assault Weapons Ban, I think nobody actually has sat down with Johnson to explain why his position is farking retarded.



I dunno, I can't speak for Mr. Johnson, but 'net neutrality' violates the free market. It seems to me, In Gary Johnson's utopia, the power company could make a deal to charge you more for using the wrong vacuum cleaner -- and likewise, an ISP, as a private entity, could tier the internet into packages for their own purposes and profit.
 
2012-02-08 10:41:26 AM
skullkrusher: Best candidate that the LP has run in a while if not ever.

The LP has not yet run him. He's declared his candidacy for his nomination. He probably will get it (a former two-term governor has more cache than all the other AM radio hosts in the party put together). But, the LP being what it is (haunt of folks who are ornery for ornery's sake), there's a non-zero chance that he won't get the party nomination.
 
2012-02-08 10:43:18 AM
Shaggy_C: Serious Black: Strict scrutiny says that a law infringing on an individual's fundamental rights is constitutional if there is a compelling state interest and the law is narrowly tailored to achieve said interest. At least in Canada, they've decided that banning polygamy passes strict scrutiny.

Yikes...So as a general rule if it 'hurts society' the government can put a prohibition in place? Talk about the nanny-state. That same scrutiny would apply equally to alcohol, to premarital sex, to eating fast food...I feel like this may match 20th century pragmatism but will be looked back upon as an affront to liberty.


Well, you're skipping over the part that says the law has to be narrowly tailored to meet that interest. I know this is a ridiculous hypothetical, but hear me out.

Suppose that you had a fundamental right to eat food items with sugar, and further suppose that somebody produced absolutely incontrovertible evidence that if you ate one single food item with more than 100 grams of sugar in it that you would die. The government could use said evidence to infringe on your right to eat food items with sugar by banning all food items with more than 100 grams of sugar in it. The government could NOT use said evidence to ban all food items from containing any amount of sugar in them.
 
2012-02-08 10:44:24 AM
Headso: and fark is all like:

I'm not black.

/that's what you meant, right?
 
2012-02-08 10:44:49 AM
Chameleon: Except there are a lot of vital things connected to marriage that are important for a lifelong commitment (property rights, inheritance, child guardianship, visitation rights, etc) which are absolutely the provenance of government. Sure, all these things could be done privately but then you'd be requiring people to pay hundreds or thousands of dollars to lawyers when they could instead just register their partnership with the government and get them all bundled, for free.

It's simple contract law, really. The marriage license doesn't really have much in the way of federal impact other than providing for OASDI and Veteran's benefits and for tax purposes. At the state level, yes, there's more to it (including those areas which you mentioned), but why would it be so difficult to come up with a generic contract that serves the same purposes and can be easily submitted to the secretary of state for the same price as the current marriage license?
 
2012-02-08 10:48:11 AM
Serious Black: Suppose that you had a fundamental right to eat food items with sugar, and further suppose that somebody produced absolutely incontrovertible evidence that if you ate one single food item with more than 100 grams of sugar in it that you would die. The government could use said evidence to infringe on your right to eat food items with sugar by banning all food items with more than 100 grams of sugar in it. The government could NOT use said evidence to ban all food items from containing any amount of sugar in them.

I get what you're saying, but lets go back to the polygamy decision. Essentially, the argument is that a polygamist arrangement has traditionally been worse for children and for women in societies that allowed it. So you ban polygamy across the board. That doesn't seem like a very narrow law at all; what about polygamist sects that don't have children? Or polyandry where the men are the ones being 'exploited' if you can call it that? If anything, your example about sugar content is exactly that; they're saying that 100g of sugar in a food item is deadly, so therefore all sugar should be illegal.
 
2012-02-08 10:48:52 AM
DarnoKonrad: I dunno, I can't speak for Mr. Johnson, but 'net neutrality' violates the free market. It seems to me, In Gary Johnson's utopia, the power company could make a deal to charge you more for using the wrong vacuum cleaner -- and likewise, an ISP, as a private entity, could tier the internet into packages for their own purposes and profit.

It, like an Assault Weapons Ban, can very easily sound reasonable to the uninformed. Net Neutrality is government regulation of the internet. The internet is supposed to be free from regulation. Thus, Net Neutrality is bad. QED. That the regulation ensures freedom from manipulation is a more subtle point, one missed by someone who hasn't had it honestly explained.

Kind of like how the Assault Weapons Ban sounds like a no-brainer. We don't want Assault Weapons! How are those legal to begin with? But when you look at it for more than 3 seconds, you realize it's a farking retarded law. But so many Americans have to be at the gym in 26 minutes that they don't have time to educate themselves beyond the brand and party affiliation of the position.
 
2012-02-08 10:49:21 AM
Shaggy_C: why would it be so difficult to come up with a generic contract that serves the same purposes and can be easily submitted to the secretary of state for the same price as the current marriage license?

Because there are a lot more variables. Say you divorce your husband, do your co-wives also pay you child support? Do you have to litigate each individually? Do you have visitation rights with their children? Legally you were their parent. It's a fustercluck in the making.
 
2012-02-08 10:50:41 AM
DarnoKonrad: Because there are a lot more variables. Say you divorce your husband, do your co-wives also pay you child support? Do you have to litigate each individually? Do you have visitation rights with their children? Legally you were their parent. It's a fustercluck in the making.

Children should be decided by proven heredity, the same as it is today. You don't think Stepdad gets visitation rights just because he happens to be currently married to Mommy, do you?
 
2012-02-08 10:53:15 AM
Shaggy_C: DarnoKonrad: Because there are a lot more variables. Say you divorce your husband, do your co-wives also pay you child support? Do you have to litigate each individually? Do you have visitation rights with their children? Legally you were their parent. It's a fustercluck in the making.

Children should be decided by proven heredity, the same as it is today. You don't think Stepdad gets visitation rights just because he happens to be currently married to Mommy, do you?


I know a step dad with full custodial rights and the biological father has none shaggy.
 
2012-02-08 10:55:48 AM
Shaggy_C: DarnoKonrad: Because there are a lot more variables. Say you divorce your husband, do your co-wives also pay you child support? Do you have to litigate each individually? Do you have visitation rights with their children? Legally you were their parent. It's a fustercluck in the making.

Children should be decided by proven heredity, the same as it is today. You don't think Stepdad gets visitation rights just because he happens to be currently married to Mommy, do you?


It also adds additional complexity. When one spouse is incapacitated the other spouse the the decisionmaker. If there is more than one other spouse there is likely going to be a split decision. The simplicity of 'pairing' really does work best.
 
2012-02-08 10:56:29 AM
DarnoKonrad: Shaggy_C: DarnoKonrad: Because there are a lot more variables. Say you divorce your husband, do your co-wives also pay you child support? Do you have to litigate each individually? Do you have visitation rights with their children? Legally you were their parent. It's a fustercluck in the making.

Children should be decided by proven heredity, the same as it is today. You don't think Stepdad gets visitation rights just because he happens to be currently married to Mommy, do you?

I know a step dad with full custodial rights and the biological father has none shaggy.


Sounds like the courts already straighten out complicated family situations akin to what would happen in a polygamy/polyandry situation, then.
 
2012-02-08 10:58:59 AM
Antimatter: Shaggy_C: Government shouldn't being the business of recognizing marriage. It's an archaic construct that should stay restricted to churches and bedrooms. That being said, I have yet to see a legitimate argument for why gay marriage should be recognized by the state but not polygyny. Either recognize all forms of marriage or none; don't pick and choose because you like some parts of tradition.

Sorry, but your so off base you might as well be playing for (insert least favorite baseball team here).

Marriage has always been a state function, it's religions that hijacked it. state marriage is about power of attorney, inheritance, estate issues, etc. All important matters to consider. Religion has nothing to do with it, hence why a justice of the peace can marry you. It's just a state back estate contract with a ton of benefits.

Polygyny is outlawed because there is no legal framework for it. All those 1500 or so rights and privileges of marriage would have to b completely redefined to explain how to work them with 3+ people instead of 2. If the poly folks would submit such a framework, we could debate it's merits, but to my knowledge, none ever have.

Keep in mind, something like a corporation had thousands of laws, regulations, and court rulings to define it's limits and rights, something that does not exist for poly marriage at this time. You can't just say 'poly is now legal!' without some sort of framework, else you doom the courts to decades of trying to figure things out, which may not apply to every state, etc.


Exactly. In the US, marriages are completely secular. It doesn't matter if you were married in a church by a priest or a dude with a single-day justice of the peace license (or whatever it's called in that state).. All that matters is that you filled out the appropriate paperwork and paid the administrative fee. The government just grants religious organizations the privilege of signing part of the marriage documentation. In the end, the only thing that matters is that the paperwork is filled out correctly and the administrative fee is paid.
 
2012-02-08 10:59:50 AM
Gary Johnson is not the Libertarian candidate. yet.

2012 Libertarian Party Convention (new window)

I almost certainly will not be there, which I regret. I would vote for him, and he is likely going to be chosen. But only after the holier-than-though fanatics get done arguing over how many Ayn Rands can dance on the head of a gold pin and it's application to Gary Johnson position/non-position on restoring Indian Lads to the original treaty lines of 18ohwhatever, and the lead-blanket lady gets done turning every conversation into an anti-abortion rant.

/I let my state membership lapse a while ago.
//Hopefully Starchild will still be there in fishnets and slit skirts, he has the legs for it.
///Wonder if the field trips to brothels in Pahrump will out-count the field trips to Frontsite just outside of Pahrump.
 
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