My budgie looked at me funny the other day. He soon regretted it.

Not really a good fella, but in his defense people are strange when you're a stranger, faces look funny when you're alone.

Funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh?

This wouldn't have happened if she had just gotten her farking shine box

Thanks for the mugshot, I knew it'd be an angry black man.

Look, I know that black folks have been and continue to be treated like shiat by some hypocritical "civilized xtian white folks" but now black folks have the opportunity to have better lives. This "machismo, chip on the shoulder" bullshiat has got to stop!

/would say that sorry excuse of a male is a "pussy" but that would be an insult to pussies everywhere, so I'll just call him a wussy

barefoot in the head: JNowe: I said "I know. Now you funny too."

Everybody funny.

I suddenly have an uncontrollable urge to have one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer...

What someone looking at you funny might look like.

Perfectly understandable. The young man was obviously the product of our urban dismissing culture wherein he may have felt slighted by her disregard - and subsequently insulted. "E B lookin ate me hard, nome zain?" is a perfectly acceptable rationale for physically assaulting others in today's society. She should have not glared nor otherwise dismissed the young urban youth in such a disrespectful manner - thus she received the understandably harsh punishment. This is the way things must be dealt with lest our society fall into disrepair wherein people can have various facial expressions that could possibly be interpreted as 'bad'. This woman should count herself lucky - how dare she show such blatant disregard for the young man's stature or social standing - she's fortunate to still be drawing a breath in my opinion.... that poor young man...