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(The Sun)   Today's sexy teacher likes drinking, swearing and 'pulling black man' (w/pic)   (thesun.co.uk ) divider line 67
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2012-02-08 12:31:39 AM  
"Pulling black men",huh? Out of what,their cars? And was choloform involved?
 
2012-02-08 12:35:06 AM  
Not even w/ your dick, subby.
 
2012-02-08 01:50:01 AM  
It sounds like a new x-games sport
 
2012-02-08 01:51:32 AM  
Do black guys in the U.K. have the same love for fat white chicks that they seem to have here in the ol States? Just wondering.

/For a friend whos looking for where to vacation
 
2012-02-08 01:51:57 AM  

Apos: "Pulling black men",huh? Out of what,their cars? And was choloform involved?


According to the story, her plan was to go to Africa, get drunk, party, and bring back a black husband.

I'm sure everything went as planned.
 
2012-02-08 01:56:38 AM  
Well she is fat and white.
 
2012-02-08 01:58:48 AM  
"pulling a black man" sure sounds like a race thing.


PROTIP: The judges will score higher if you attemp "tugging a Korean".
 
2012-02-08 02:03:10 AM  
One said: "Getting p***ed, dancing and pulling a big black man."

static.dramastyle.com

NOT. COOL.

Btw, I looked up what a rampant rabbit is. Hint: it's not really a rabbit.
 
2012-02-08 02:04:28 AM  
News flash: teachers aren't allowed to be normal, average, flawed, sometimes embarrassing human beings. Ever.
 
2012-02-08 02:06:49 AM  

poxic: News flash: teachers aren't allowed to be normal, average, flawed, sometimes embarrassing human beings. Ever.


This. If there was nothing illegal done, how is she any worse than some parents?
 
HBK
2012-02-08 02:21:32 AM  

bahknee: poxic: News flash: teachers aren't allowed to be normal, average, flawed, sometimes embarrassing human beings. Ever.

This. If there was nothing illegal done, how is she any worse than some parents?


She's an idiot for being facebook friends with her students, aged 11-17.

Also, black man- I am disappoint. If what she says is true, you need some self respect and standards.
 
2012-02-08 02:22:15 AM  
If you participate in retarded, weird shiat but don't normally tell people you meet and interact with in person (this includes the youngsters you're teaching algebra to, mind you) about all the retarded, weird shiat you do...apparently facebook encourages people who do retarded, weird shiat to tell other people about all the retarded, weird shiat that they do, so how about you just don't do the facebook thing.

Ok good deal.
 
2012-02-08 02:24:43 AM  
Remember children. Black people can be fat and ugly too.
 
2012-02-08 02:29:20 AM  

HBK: Also, black man- I am disappoint. If what she says is true, you need some self respect and standards.


Not every black man looks like the Old Spice guy.
 
2012-02-08 02:29:25 AM  

gumpy: Remember children. Black people can be fat and ugly too.


She very well may be fat and ugly; but she totally makes that lamp shade on her head work.
 
2012-02-08 02:30:19 AM  

Apos: "Pulling black men",huh? Out of what,their cars? And was choloform involved?


Out of a pub, usually.
 
2012-02-08 02:36:13 AM  
Eye bleach (new window, Probably NSFW)
 
2012-02-08 02:37:09 AM  

Alkoholiker: gumpy: Remember children. Black people can be fat and ugly too.

She very well may be fat and ugly; but she totally makes that lamp shade on her head work.


That hat rocks.
 
2012-02-08 02:54:31 AM  
sorry, is "pulling black man" some sort of slang like "getting mud on the duck" or something?
 
2012-02-08 02:57:25 AM  
I don't think paying a black man to shag you actually counts as, "Pulling a black man". Her statements imply that she pulled a black man at a club or something like she picked him up. There is a big diference between meeting a black guy at a club and getting him to come home with you and telling a poor african black guy, "I'll buy your village a new goat if you fark me".
 
2012-02-08 03:02:01 AM  
Did anyone read past the photo?
 
2012-02-08 03:06:50 AM  
WTF is up with England's English? She's been officially "ticked off" and they mean that as fired?

Fark, England equates getting fired with getting mad. Granted, I would be mad if I got fired, but not the opposite.

Next someone's gonna tell me that "Tally Ho" doesn't mean putting a notch in your bedpost for each prostitute you sleep with.
 
2012-02-08 03:10:34 AM  
The comments in the "Argies in 'military' rant over Falklands" (new window) article are far more entertaining than anything associated with this spent cow of a story.
 
2012-02-08 03:15:10 AM  
As a black man, I came to this thread with high hopes, but now leave in some dismay after clicking TFA.

Incidentally, the hat she is wearing is from Lesotho, if I am not mistaken. There may of course be other, similar hats in other parts of Africa.
 
2012-02-08 03:15:20 AM  
www.ferdyonfilms.com
 
2012-02-08 03:15:54 AM  

squirrelflavoredyogurt: WTF is up with England's English? She's been officially "ticked off" and they mean that as fired?

Fark, England equates getting fired with getting mad. Granted, I would be mad if I got fired, but not the opposite.

Next someone's gonna tell me that "Tally Ho" doesn't mean putting a notch in your bedpost for each prostitute you sleep with.


I'm more of a fan of being made redundant. "I'm sorry but your position is being made redundant I hope you'll be able to find work elsewhere." The Kings English is bloody chipper, chap.
 
2012-02-08 03:39:29 AM  

RoyHobbs22: sorry, is "pulling black man" some sort of slang like "getting mud on the duck" or something?



"Pulling" is slang for hooking up with someone.

Pulled a _______ = Picked up a _________
 
2012-02-08 03:39:58 AM  
oh good god. Not. even. 1986drunk. not. even. blackout. drunk.

*sobbing* some poor bastard OH the HUGE MANATEE
 
2012-02-08 03:41:10 AM  
defective degenerate diseased white whore

dddww
 
2012-02-08 03:41:32 AM  
www.tvshowsondvd.com
 
2012-02-08 03:42:58 AM  
"Pulling black man": is this some sort of hand job to end all hand jobs?
 
2012-02-08 03:46:31 AM  
no uk laws against zoophilia?

cricket bats?
 
2012-02-08 03:50:56 AM  
"And how 'bout Marla Hooch? What a hitter!"

lh6.ggpht.com
 
2012-02-08 05:47:46 AM  

technicolor-misfit: "And how 'bout Marla Hooch? What a hitter!"

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img821.imageshack.us

 
2012-02-08 06:03:30 AM  
Ms Scarlett - who has since left the school because of illness - said she did not realise her Facebook profile could be seen by anyone and claimed her ex-partner posted the sexual comments.

In the kitchen
with the knife
 
2012-02-08 06:50:47 AM  
FAT AND FOUL!!
 
2012-02-08 06:52:29 AM  
I translate that into, "I'm too fat and nasty for anyone else to fark me, so i act like I prefer it." Just my 2 cents.
 
2012-02-08 07:20:29 AM  
i273.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-08 07:30:50 AM  
Found: today's best band name -- "Pulling A Black Man" (rap + hiphop + Caribbean)
 
2012-02-08 08:02:22 AM  
"Pulling a black man" means something completely different in certain parts of Texas.
 
2012-02-08 08:09:39 AM  
I don't know, is she fat enough for a black man?
 
2012-02-08 08:17:40 AM  

Molavian: I don't know, is she fat enough for a black man?


A+
 
2012-02-08 08:28:23 AM  

Wittenberg Dropout: The comments in the "Argies in 'military' rant over Falklands" (new window) article are far more entertaining than anything associated with this spent cow of a story.


To say nothing of the unflattering pic the Sun has of Kirchner... yikes. This thread needs some eyebleach, stat.

/bloody Aaargies
 
2012-02-08 08:37:17 AM  
Did they really need to censor "shagging"?
 
2012-02-08 08:45:16 AM  

Apos: "Pulling black men",huh? Out of what,their cars? And was choloform involved?


Yeah ewww was all I could think when I saw her picture, even black men would not want that white woman.
 
2012-02-08 09:06:27 AM  
hate
 
2012-02-08 09:14:39 AM  
Ms Scarlett...in The Facebook...on the pull.

/Cluedo!
 
2012-02-08 09:19:28 AM  
This may be the cleanest definition ever written on Urban Dictionary.

English word that means to hook up with someone or make out with them, often at a party or nightclub. Tongues are often involved. You can also be 'on the pull', which means to seek out or pursue someone with whom you want to get off with (often a complete stranger).
Katie went to Jamie's party on the pull, where she met Dean and fulfilled her aim of getting off with someone she didn't know.

"I saw you pulling Dean last night, you slut. He's my boyfriend."



/wharr degeneracies? wharrr?
 
2012-02-08 09:19:32 AM  
www.meh.ro

and/or

i969.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-08 09:26:51 AM  

poxic: News flash: teachers aren't allowed to be normal, average, flawed, sometimes embarrassing human beings. Ever.


News flash: some professions come under higher scrutiny and demand a higher ethical and moral standard than others.

This isn't exactly a new and surprising thing, and it doesn't exactly take a high level of common sense to realize that if you're being scrutinized to a higher degree than average, the least you could do is not publicly advertise your sexual and hallucinatory misadventures to the children that are the very reason you're being scrutinized.
 
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