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2012-02-07 09:05:13 PM
I'd be in much better shape and would probably be a little further in my career.

And I'd know German.
 
2012-02-07 09:05:27 PM
I would have made two changes: 1) Established a savings account. 2) I would have never started smoking.
 
2012-02-07 09:05:53 PM
Differently.
 
2012-02-07 09:06:06 PM
Spotting for bench press for my best friend I'd ave preemptively punched him in the face
 
2012-02-07 09:06:09 PM
I certainly wouldn't have gotten so into Third Eye Blind!
 
2012-02-07 09:06:57 PM
Differently...?

Yes, differently.
 
2012-02-07 09:07:12 PM
I'd be a billionaire, but probably dead from a cocaine overdose.
 
2012-02-07 09:07:13 PM
I moved out when I was 15. I wouldn't change a thing.
 
2012-02-07 09:07:35 PM
What's the word I'm looking for? Oh yeah, differently.
 
2012-02-07 09:08:16 PM
I'd have punched myself in the face. Then... I WOULDN'T have done many things, and WOULD have done a lot more. And I would have been smart about it too.
 
2012-02-07 09:09:29 PM

ami5000: What's the word I'm looking for? Oh yeah, differently.


That almost sounds like. . . . I'm kidding.
 
2012-02-07 09:09:29 PM
I'd have saved the money for the engineering degree by downloading all that information off the internet and I would have been out on the boat five years earlier
 
2012-02-07 09:10:18 PM
I totally would have banged that one chick.
 
2012-02-07 09:10:22 PM

MIAppologia: I'd have punched myself in the face. Then... I WOULDN'T have done many things, and WOULD have done a lot more. And I would have been smart about it too.


What would you have done, Michele?
 
2012-02-07 09:10:49 PM
I would have played it quite a bit cooler after having sex for the first time. I also might have done that quite a bit better too.
 
2012-02-07 09:11:37 PM
At 15, I did know what I know now.

/hey, not everyone blooms
 
2012-02-07 09:11:40 PM
I probably would still make some stupid mistakes because teenagers do that. Thanks, frontal lobe.
 
2012-02-07 09:12:19 PM
Foreknowledge is a very dangerous thing.
 
2012-02-07 09:12:40 PM
Less partying and goofing off, more working and higher standards in relationships
 
2012-02-07 09:12:45 PM
Much, much differently. Even by 20 or so would have changed the game.
 
2012-02-07 09:13:36 PM
With 10 years of knowledge? I would hopefully be richer.
 
2012-02-07 09:13:38 PM
I would not have let whorenise move in with me
 
hng
2012-02-07 09:13:55 PM

ami5000: I probably would still make some stupid mistakes because teenagers do that. Thanks, frontal lobe.


and with the size of your frontal lobe, I' bet you've made LOTS of 'em.
 
2012-02-07 09:14:53 PM

Ceteris Paribus says: What would you have done?


To begin with, I would have realized that a degree in anthropology was damn near useless.
 
2012-02-07 09:15:27 PM

Smell the Glove: I would have played it quite a bit cooler after having sex for the first time. I also might have done that quite a bit better too.


What did you do after having sex for the first time?
 
2012-02-07 09:16:08 PM

hng: and with the size of your frontal lobe, I' bet you've made LOTS of 'em.


You know how, sometimes, you're really trying way too hard to make a joke? This is one of those times.
 
2012-02-07 09:17:07 PM
I would have taken better care of my body starting at 15 and through high school. I had some nagging injuries that turned more chronic that had an effect on my longterm athletic prospects.
 
2012-02-07 09:17:09 PM

MIAppologia: Ceteris Paribus says: What would you have done?

To begin with, I would have realized that a degree in anthropology was damn near useless.


I would have taught you that.
 
2012-02-07 09:17:16 PM

hng: ami5000: I probably would still make some stupid mistakes because teenagers do that. Thanks, frontal lobe.

and with the size of your frontal lobe lobes, I' bet you've made LOTS of 'em.


FTFY
 
2012-02-07 09:18:18 PM

atlfarkette: Smell the Glove: I would have played it quite a bit cooler after having sex for the first time. I also might have done that quite a bit better too.

What did you do after having sex for the first time?


Oh there was a victory dance. A real honest-to-goodness dance. I did everything but spike the condom.
 
2012-02-07 09:18:38 PM

MIAppologia: Ceteris Paribus says: What would you have done?

To begin with, I would have realized that a degree in anthropology was damn near useless.


You're studying us right now, aren't you?
 
2012-02-07 09:19:04 PM
I wouldn't have lined up to watch Phantom Menace at midnight.
I would have paid more attention in math class.
I would have asked that cute girl from work on a date.
I would have challenged my teachers more.
 
2012-02-07 09:19:32 PM

ami5000: hng: and with the size of your frontal lobe, I' bet you've made LOTS of 'em.

You know how, sometimes, you're really trying way too hard to make a joke? This is one of those times.


You don't need to beat someone down for a bad joke, and yes I have a vested interest in this
 
2012-02-07 09:20:14 PM
I'd probably have stayed on the same slack-track I was on. Knowledge doesn't always inform teenagers' actions. I'm actually pretty sure I knew as much, or more at 15 than I do now... I can't honestly say that my 15 year-old self had no idea that doing the minimum possible to get by was not going to work out well in the long run, but that didn't motivate me to work harder.

There's a reason some came up with the saying about being old enough to know better, but too young to care.
 
hng
2012-02-07 09:20:42 PM

ami5000: You know how, sometimes, you're really trying way too hard to make a joke? This is one of those times.


ouch.
 
2012-02-07 09:21:00 PM

Rafterman2: MIAppologia: Ceteris Paribus says: What would you have done?

To begin with, I would have realized that a degree in anthropology was damn near useless.

You're studying us right now, aren't you?


No, anthropologists are stuck with intelligent life forms. :)
 
2012-02-07 09:21:24 PM
Don't even TALK to that guy. He's going to try to kill you.
 
2012-02-07 09:21:32 PM

MIAppologia: To begin with, I would have realized that a degree in anthropology was damn near useless.


I dunno... it seems like the majority of undergrad degrees have about the same value. If I had to do it over again, I probably would have done marine biology because that was what I was into.

...or anthropology six months later, or speech pathology six months after that...
 
2012-02-07 09:21:48 PM

Ceteris Paribus says: You don't need to beat someone down for a bad joke, and yes I have a vested interest in this


It's the only way they learn.
 
2012-02-07 09:22:51 PM
I would not have bothered watching Game 6 of the '93 World Series

/stupid mitch williams
 
2012-02-07 09:23:12 PM

hng: ami5000: You know how, sometimes, you're really trying way too hard to make a joke? This is one of those times.

ouch.


I didn't think you were trying very hard.
 
2012-02-07 09:24:04 PM

Smell the Glove: atlfarkette: Smell the Glove: I would have played it quite a bit cooler after having sex for the first time. I also might have done that quite a bit better too.

What did you do after having sex for the first time?

Oh there was a victory dance. A real honest-to-goodness dance. I did everything but spike the condom.


HAHAHAHA!
 
2012-02-07 09:24:29 PM
I would have found a way to go to college instead of joining the military.

Probably would have gotten my degree in something cool, like anthropology.
 
2012-02-07 09:24:29 PM

middleoftheday: MIAppologia: To begin with, I would have realized that a degree in anthropology was damn near useless.

I dunno... it seems like the majority of undergrad degrees have about the same value. If I had to do it over again, I probably would have done marine biology because that was what I was into.

...or anthropology six months later, or speech pathology six months after that...


Heh, I think I'm still doing that.
 
2012-02-07 09:25:13 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I would not have bothered watching Game 6 of the '93 World Series

/stupid mitch williams


Blargh
 
2012-02-07 09:26:03 PM

MIAppologia: Rafterman2: MIAppologia: Ceteris Paribus says: What would you have done?

To begin with, I would have realized that a degree in anthropology was damn near useless.

You're studying us right now, aren't you?

No, anthropologists are stuck with intelligent life forms. :)


Gun, fish, barrel, etc.
 
hng
2012-02-07 09:29:52 PM

themeaningoflifeisnot: I didn't think you were trying very hard.


should I try harder?

ami5000: It's the only way they learn.


I'll never learn,,, I'll never earn.
 
2012-02-07 09:29:53 PM

Rafterman2: Gun, fish, barrel, etc.


No pouting now.

No faces either, YES I saw that.
 
2012-02-07 09:31:09 PM

atlfarkette: Smell the Glove: atlfarkette: Smell the Glove: I would have played it quite a bit cooler after having sex for the first time. I also might have done that quite a bit better too.

What did you do after having sex for the first time?

Oh there was a victory dance. A real honest-to-goodness dance. I did everything but spike the condom.

HAHAHAHA!


Yeah, if I had a time machine I would use it just to go back and apologize to that poor girl for so many things.
 
2012-02-07 09:31:20 PM

MIAppologia: Rafterman2: Gun, fish, barrel, etc.

No pouting now.

No faces either, YES I saw that.


*blows a kiss at Mia*
 
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