Apos: What part of NSFW is hard to understand?!

The lack of vowels, mostly.

"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"

And yet it isn't anywhere near as bad as cheating on your sick wife and divorcing her to marry the mistress.

At a hurriedly convened press conference, Mr. Savadi said Mr. Palemar was showing him a video wherein a woman was gang-raped in a western country. "It looked like a blue film, but that was not what it was."

Not to sound like a prude, but if you get your kicks from watching women being gang-raped you might want to take some time and address some serious issues.

True Story: I live in India now and have access to a file sharing program at a university. After going through some of the files I can honestly say that Indian people like some really, really weird porn.

Public Savant: And yet it isn't anywhere near as bad as cheating on your sick wife and divorcing her to marry the mistress.


John Edwards got married? I thought he was just going into the hospital for someone to add a normal human heart to him before he went to jail for a while?

/yes...I know you're talking about Douche Gingrich
//But we could fill a thousands of books - and people have - listing the crap how our "elected" representatives have let us all down morally, eithically and legally (sadly those are separate things nowadays).

Off-topic rant:
I've become curious recently...that "douche", "douchebag" and varations of it have become totally acceptable on network TV but 'shiat" still isn't allowed? If I had a young child and they turned to me and said "Daddy, what does [x] mean?". I'd much rather explain that one is slang for what happens to your food, rather than the other one.

Seriously 'Murrica? This place is weird sometimes.

Public Savant: And yet it isn't anywhere near as bad as cheating on your sick wife and divorcing her to marry the mistress.

TWICE!

miss diminutive: At a hurriedly convened press conference, Mr. Savadi said Mr. Palemar was showing him a video wherein a woman was gang-raped in a western country. "It looked like a blue film, but that was not what it was."

Not to sound like a prude, but if you get your kicks from watching women being gang-raped you might want to take some time and address some serious issues.

4 out of 5 people enjoy gang rape.

/aisle seat please

Hot like a Hindu's jock strap on a scorching summer's day at the Calcutta foot races.

Nuno311: Off-topic rant:
I've become curious recently...that "douche", "douchebag" and varations of it have become totally acceptable on network TV but 'shiat" still isn't allowed? If I had a young child and they turned to me and said "Daddy, what does [x] mean?". I'd much rather explain that one is slang for what happens to your food, rather than the other one.

If the parents aren't comfortable explaining such things to their child they shouldn't let him/her watch the show at all. Or they need to grow a pair and realize explaining uncomfortable things is part of the job of being a parent and it's better that the explanation comes from them.

miss diminutive: At a hurriedly convened press conference, Mr. Savadi said Mr. Palemar was showing him a video wherein a woman was gang-raped in a western country. "It looked like a blue film, but that was not what it was."

Not to sound like a prude, but if you get your kicks from watching women being gang-raped you might want to take some time and address some serious issues.

No, I'm fine, thanks.

Nuno311: Off-topic rant:
I've become curious recently...that "douche", "douchebag" and varations of it have become totally acceptable on network TV but 'shiat" still isn't allowed? If I had a young child and they turned to me and said "Daddy, what does [x] mean?". I'd much rather explain that one is slang for what happens to your food, rather than the other one.

Seriously 'Murrica? This place is weird sometimes.

FCC hasn't banned it or fined anyone for it yet, no network gives a shiat anymore until they do in the race to the bottom reality TV culture. And even then, there's probably at least a few legal challenges first.

Baryogenesis: Nuno311: Off-topic rant:
I've become curious recently...that "douche", "douchebag" and varations of it have become totally acceptable on network TV but 'shiat" still isn't allowed? If I had a young child and they turned to me and said "Daddy, what does [x] mean?". I'd much rather explain that one is slang for what happens to your food, rather than the other one.

If the parents aren't comfortable explaining such things to their child they shouldn't let him/her watch the show at all. Or they need to grow a pair and realize explaining uncomfortable things is part of the job of being a parent and it's better that the explanation comes from them.

I agree with that...but in cases where the word "shiat" is uttered then it's normally after 10pm and you are warned of language. but to have douche[bag] being uttered at 4pm in the afternoon...and you come hime and get hit with the brick "Daddy, what exactly is a douche[bag]?".

I agree with being a good parent with honest and open communication regarding most everything...but the fact that it is used with such ease and frequency at any time during any type of show can create conversations out of the blue that you weren't quite ready for.

Unless you expect a 13 year old to still be watching cartoons, I'd much rather explain things like that on my terms and when approriate...not during a comedy show that airs while the sun is still up.

I'm not a prude at ALL...just trying to ask how "shiat" ISN'T allowed even though it's SO much easier to explain and dismiss. I bet most parents just say when it comes to DBags "oh honey...it's just an light-hearted insult and someone ribbing another person....then you have 13 year olds running around calling each other d-bags all the time not knowing what it actually means.". I'm amazed we havnet heard of more stories about kids getting kicked out of school for "zero-tolerance" for saying a word they don't even understand but hear ALL the time.

Hulk



NoLikeSexistCrap

Nuno311: Public Savant: And yet it isn't anywhere near as bad as cheating on your sick wife and divorcing her to marry the mistress.


John Edwards got married? I thought he was just going into the hospital for someone to add a normal human heart to him before he went to jail for a while?

/yes...I know you're talking about Douche Gingrich
//But we could fill a thousands of books - and people have - listing the crap how our "elected" representatives have let us all down morally, eithically and legally (sadly those are separate things nowadays).

Off-topic rant:
I've become curious recently...that "douche", "douchebag" and varations of it have become totally acceptable on network TV but 'shiat" still isn't allowed? If I had a young child and they turned to me and said "Daddy, what does [x] mean?". I'd much rather explain that one is slang for what happens to your food, rather than the other one.

Seriously 'Murrica? This place is weird sometimes.

Douche means shower. shiat means shiat.

Nuno311: Off-topic rant:
I've become curious recently...that "douche", "douchebag" and varations of it have become totally acceptable on network TV but 'shiat" still isn't allowed? If I had a young child and they turned to me and said "Daddy, what does [x] mean?". I'd much rather explain that one is slang for what happens to your food, rather than the other one.

Seriously 'Murrica? This place is weird sometimes.

So how do you explain it when they see a commercial for a douche?

Seems pretty simple to me, it's a product that women use when they bathe and it's also slang for someone who acts like a jerk. How hard is that?

ReapTheChaos:

Seems pretty simple to me, it's a product that women use when they bathe and it's also slang for someone who acts like a jerk. How hard is that?

Do women actually use douchebags? I thought douchebags were mostly some kind of 19th century device they'd use as a treatment for "the vapors" or something like that...

My wife's favorite insult of late is "Douchenozzle". Anyone on TV, driving or let's be fair...breathing is fair game for being called a douchenozzle.

EvilEgg: miss diminutive: At a hurriedly convened press conference, Mr. Savadi said Mr. Palemar was showing him a video wherein a woman was gang-raped in a western country. "It looked like a blue film, but that was not what it was."

Not to sound like a prude, but if you get your kicks from watching women being gang-raped you might want to take some time and address some serious issues.

How about non-gang? Is that an issue?

Depends, how many lbs of rape are we talking about?

miss diminutive: Depends, how many lbs of rape are we talking about?

Anything more than 40lbs comes in TWO boxes!

Gang rape is wrong because... socialism?

Nuno311: "Daddy, what exactly is a douche[bag]?".

"It's either a container of liquid for cleaning a woman's vagina or it's someone who is acting like a dickhead, son."

See, that's not so difficult, is it?

Douchebage = feminine
Scumbag = masculine

There are rules you know.

Why are Canadians protesting?

I'm just amazed that anyone would even consider looking at anything risque on their phone while cameras are around, especially politicians.

miss diminutive: At a hurriedly convened press conference, Mr. Savadi said Mr. Palemar was showing him a video wherein a woman was gang-raped in a western country. "It looked like a blue film, but that was not what it was."

Not to sound like a prude, but if you get your kicks from watching women being gang-raped you might want to take some time and address some serious issues.

I think it's a game of "telephone" issue here. Gang-rape implies non consent, where as if it was a gang bang, that generally implies consent. Without seeing the video and/or knowing the history about it, it's impossible to tell. But it is easy for one person to see it, and either not know the correct term through ignorance, or intentionally twist it from an odd, and probably deviant act, to something malevolent and harmful.

That does not excuse the fact he was doing this in an inappropriate location in the first place, but it does change the color of his character and how severe the outcry may be.

TheHumanCannonball: I think it's a game of "telephone" issue here.

Gang purple monkey dishwasher rape?

ChromoSomes: Hot like a Hindu's jock strap on a scorching summer's day at the Calcutta foot races.

Hotter than a catholic priest at a daycare.

ReapTheChaos: So how do you explain it when they see a commercial for a douche?

You need a douche when you have that "not so fresh feeling" when you are in a park chatting with your mother or friend. I think it is some kind of pick me up like 5 hour energy drink. I sometimes do not feel fresh and ready to roll so I might try it someday.

Tampons and kotex are for riding horses and sporting activities for women who wear white pants while doing active things. They need them to make them better at these activities.

And why watch porn if you can not fap?

This could not happen in America because the lawmakers control the cameras and what is sent to the public. I am amazed the camera ops in India were not instantly arrested for defaming a public official.

In related news BJP sponsored "rave in disguise of music fest"

32oz High Life: True Story: I live in India now and have access to a file sharing program at a university. After going through some of the files I can honestly say that Indian people like some really, really weird porn.

I contend that the only reason we do not realize just how weird India is is because, unlike Japan, there is just not as much that gets reported about the country and many of the foreigners who visit India confuse weird for somehow being spiritual.

Public Savant: And yet it isn't anywhere near as bad as cheating on your sick wife and divorcing her to marry the mistress.

Or cheating on your dying wife, knocking up your mistress, lying about being the babydaddy, trying to get a staffer to admit being the father, spending over $1M in campaign money to hide the affair, and getting indicted on six felonies as a result of your behavior. Oh wait, that was John Edwards.

Good thing it wasn't tranny porn, that might have reflected badly on him

Personally, I wouldn't be embarrassed that I got caught watching it, I'd be embarrassed by the lame excuse.

/I wouldn't have used it to begin with
//"heck yes I was watching it, this session is boring me to death"

Nuno311: Baryogenesis: Nuno311: Off-topic rant:
I've become curious recently...that "douche", "douchebag" and varations of it have become totally acceptable on network TV but 'shiat" still isn't allowed? If I had a young child and they turned to me and said "Daddy, what does [x] mean?". I'd much rather explain that one is slang for what happens to your food, rather than the other one.

If the parents aren't comfortable explaining such things to their child they shouldn't let him/her watch the show at all. Or they need to grow a pair and realize explaining uncomfortable things is part of the job of being a parent and it's better that the explanation comes from them.

I agree with that...but in cases where the word "shiat" is uttered then it's normally after 10pm and you are warned of language. but to have douche[bag] being uttered at 4pm in the afternoon...and you come hime and get hit with the brick "Daddy, what exactly is a douche[bag]?".

I agree with being a good parent with honest and open communication regarding most everything...but the fact that it is used with such ease and frequency at any time during any type of show can create conversations out of the blue that you weren't quite ready for.

Unless you expect a 13 year old to still be watching cartoons, I'd much rather explain things like that on my terms and when approriate...not during a comedy show that airs while the sun is still up.

I'm not a prude at ALL...just trying to ask how "shiat" ISN'T allowed even though it's SO much easier to explain and dismiss. I bet most parents just say when it comes to DBags "oh honey...it's just an light-hearted insult and someone ribbing another person....then you have 13 year olds running around calling each other d-bags all the time not knowing what it actually means.". I'm amazed we havnet heard of more stories about kids getting kicked out of school for "zero-tolerance" for saying a word they don't even understand but hear ALL the time.

13 wasn't the correct age to list as an example. If a parent can't have a frank discussion with their 13 year old then there are bigger problems than the word douchebag.

Lone Stranger: And why watch porn if you can not fap?

Never understood the desire for self-inflicted blue balls.

miss diminutive: TheHumanCannonball: I think it's a game of "telephone" issue here.

Gang purple monkey dishwasher rape?

Ganger Pullman kitsch water rape?

Let ye who has not porn on his smartphone, and hast not tho snucketh a peek at the height of workday boredom, cast the first stone!

ihatedumbpeople: Personally, I wouldn't be embarrassed that I got caught watching it, I'd be embarrassed by the lame excuse.

/I wouldn't have used it to begin with
//"heck yes I was watching it, this session is boring me to death"

This is how it should have been done.

Thank you, come again.

Lone Stranger: ReapTheChaos: So how do you explain it when they see a commercial for a douche?

You need a douche when you have that "not so fresh feeling" when you are in a park chatting with your mother or friend. I think it is some kind of pick me up like 5 hour energy drink. I sometimes do not feel fresh and ready to roll so I might try it someday.

Tampons and kotex are for riding horses and sporting activities for women who wear white pants while doing active things. They need them to make them better at these activities.

I'm hung over and this post hurt my head to read. Not sure why, but it did.

Public Savant: And yet it isn't anywhere near as bad as cheating on your sick wife and divorcing her to marry the mistress.

jmadisonbiii: Or cheating on your dying wife, knocking up your mistress, lying about being the babydaddy, trying to get a staffer to admit being the father, spending over $1M in campaign money to hide the affair, and getting indicted on six felonies as a result of your behavior.

YES! BOO-YAH! IN YO FACE!! WE'RE #1! WE'RE #1!

/ Actually don't know who I'm rooting for
// But it sounds like a fun competition