bobbette: I just tuned out Ron Paul for what felt like 20 minutes. I'm just assuming that I've heard it all before.

It was notable only because of his emphasis on delegates at the beginning of his speech. I think Paul is planning on a brokered convention, and intends to continue running his campaign and wasting college libertarians' money.

Is Gingrich even planning on speaking tonight?

Holy shiat. I've never heard Ron Paul's campaign song before (skip to 1:10).

This is awful, hilarious, and really creepy at the same time. How crazy do you have to be to play a song about yourself at your campaign stops? Especially one with lyrics like this:

We don't want big government
Or the Bilderberg group that pays for it

when our names turn to numbers like 666
according to the gospel on implantable chips

Wow....

seventypercent: Is Gingrich even planning on speaking tonight?

Maybe not. He wasn't even on the ballot in Missouri.

Swat a Gadfly: And Democrats weep over the fact they have no other talent to offer.

Obama would have flunked Constitutional Law at my school.

Show me his transcripts.

are you high, or did you just go to regent?
either way, you go on ignore.

James F. Campbell: simplicimus: But the church has taken a hard turn to the right recently. I guess to gain market share from the fundies, I don't know.

Your religion is dying, and it needs a blood transfusion to stay alive.

What they really need to do is to try to force the government to allow the Catholic Church to deny any health care coverage for any birth control products to the people that work for them, even though about 98% of Catholic workers say they use birth control.

That's really going to inspire people to come back to the church. Here I was, a former Catholic, sitting and reading about how they're doing this to their workers, and I thought to myself, "Maybe I was wrong about the Catholic Church. Those guys are really principled after all. I should go to church this Sunday and give them at least $20 for standing up to their own workers on this issue. I mean, if they're going to treat the people that work for them like that, they might come after me next."

shh.. its Mittens time

Sabyen91: GentDirkly: organizmx: Things I know about Santorum.


- He believes gay sex should be a criminal act, adding that privacy is not a constitutional right.
- Says that getting your child a college education is akin to getting your child "brainwashed".
- Said that he "doesn't want to make black peoples' lives better".
- Told a sick kid who complained about the price of his medicine "People have no problem paying $900 for an iPad, but paying $900 for a drug they have a problem with. Why?"


Anyone else want to add to this list?

I will. They had 9 candidates. 7 of them said, "let's continue sanctions against Iran, and back up Israel if they want to attack Iran." Ron Paul said, "Let's stop messing with both Iran and Israel, no aid, no sanctions, no starting wars for anyone." And Santorum said, "Let's just go to war with Iran regardless of what Israel says".

He also said "My wiggly weiner is totally hitting on me right now!". So...I am calling it a wash.

He promised to cut funding to food stamps, because of the American obesity problem.

LockeOak: [i39.tinypic.com image 523x535]

Romney is speaking and the outcome is still in doubt. He's basically conceding.

GentDirkly: Well, if you think a fetus is a person, which is really a postulate that you either have or don't have, then you are forced to conclude that rape victims, if otherwise healthy, may not be allowed to abort. We don't give rapists the death penalty. Why should the death penalty be applied to their children?

Well, that idea takes two assumptions: fetuses are children, and that "allowing the mother the right to choose" is the same as "killing every single last one of them."

that bosnian sniper: Oh god, please let there be a brokered convention. I promise I will definitely deny your existence less fervently than before. Bonus points for 1968-style riots and shootings involving geriatrics and baby boomers.

I'd rather not have any riots and shootings, I live too close to Tampa. Everything else would be awesome though.

The Bestest: seventypercent: Is Gingrich even planning on speaking tonight?

Maybe not. He wasn't even on the ballot in Missouri.

I think he plans on teleconferencing from the Moon.

that bosnian sniper: Oh god, please let there be a brokered convention. I promise I will definitely deny your existence less fervently than before. Bonus points for 1968-style riots and shootings involving geriatrics and baby boomers.

Can you imagine a FOUR-WAY BROKERED CONVENTION?

Oh man. If ever there was a year for that amount of stupidity coming from one party, this would be that year.

The Why Not Guy: Once in a while I pull out my giant paintbrush and say "if you're a Republican in 2012, there's something wrong with you." Every time I do, a few "moderate" "conservative" "Republicans" will take issue and tell me how it's a small group of crazies making all the noise, but the rank and file is a silent majority of "just folks" like you and me.

Then Rick Santorum wins two states in one night in the GOP Presidential primary.

Actions speak louder than words, and tonight your actions proved me right. Anyone who is a Republican in 2012 has got to be a lunatic.

Or at least anyone overtly supporting a current Republican Candidate.

IlGreven: And, as predicted, ol' Rickie blasts everyone in power for not letting religion (specifically Rickie's religion) stomp on everyone else. Way to blow your goodwill, Rickie.

jbc: It's probably a good bet some of those voters plan on voting for Obama in the fall and voted for Santorum today just to fark with Romney.

Actually, the comedy over at the KOS is that Barack Obama beat Mitt Romney in the Missouri primary.

Let me repeat that: Barack Obama, running unopposed in the Democratic primary, got more votes than Mitt Romney did.

There were actually 3 other people on the Democratic ballot in Missouri today. I would have actually written him in on the GOP ballot had it allowed write-ins.

Am I seeing this right? Santorum is dominating Misery and Minnesota?

When Mitt Romney focuses on attacking fellow Republicans, he wins primaries.

When he focuses on attacking Obama, he loses primaries.

Hmmm.

rynthetyn: I'd rather not have any riots and shootings, I live too close to Tampa. Everything else would be awesome though.

Admit it, seeing a bunch of old people setting Denny's restaurants on fire and looting dollar stores would be totally farking worth it.

jadedlee: Baby boomers are geriatrics now. I imagine Occupy protestors would play the yippies in this production. Does anyone have a Pigasus handy?

Well, the younger ones aren't technically geriatrics yet, being in their 50s.

And, I have no memory of this alleged e-mail. What was it about?

Mitt has to go back to talking about his dad, George, because all Mitt has for personal accomplishments is, "Well, I raped the sh*t outta some companies in the 80s."

BSABSVR: Woah! Rick Santorum wins Adams County. That's one of the Denver Metro Area counties. Santorum could win this thing

Yeah Adams is the more churches per capita than any other county in metro denver county.

I think either Romney or Paul will take Denver, Paul would most likely take Jefferson (More gun owners per capita and gun shops per capita than any other county in the nation), Romney will take Garfield maybe, Arapahoe is up in the air (Saudi Aurora is always wierd), Paul might have a shot at the rest of the Metropolitan counties if not Santorum.

Lando Lincoln: When Mitt Romney focuses on attacking fellow Republicans, he wins primaries.

When he focuses on attacking Obama, he loses primaries.

When he spends $15M on negative ads he wins too.