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Do you have $87? Do you want to be chased on a 5 kilometer obstacle course by zombies? Then have we got a deal for you
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RexTalionis
2012-02-07 09:34:12 PM
If I have to pay $87 bucks, I want to be the one doing the chasing.
kronicfeld
2012-02-07 09:46:30 PM
Old news is so exciting.
jaylectricity
2012-02-07 09:57:42 PM
RexTalionis
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If I have to pay $87 bucks, I want to be the one doing the chasing.
Actually, according to one of the women in the article, the guy paid $25 to be a zombie.
Nickster79
2012-02-07 09:59:16 PM
jaylectricity
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RexTalionis: If I have to pay $87 bucks, I want to be the one doing the chasing.
Actually, according to one of the women in the article, the guy paid $25 to be a zombie.
Is that price before or after forsaking your eternal soul and free will?
RexTalionis
2012-02-07 10:00:28 PM
jaylectricity
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RexTalionis: If I have to pay $87 bucks, I want to be the one doing the chasing.
Actually, according to one of the women in the article, the guy paid $25 to be a zombie.
Okay, then I'll pay $87 bucks to be three separate zombies, plus 12 dollars extra for the mess.
blondski
2012-02-07 10:18:59 PM
I'd rather be hashing
Spazmojack
2012-02-07 10:19:23 PM
Someone HAS to slip some acid into the pre-run water. Ya know, on behalf of the Lulz family.
UsikFark
2012-02-07 10:19:25 PM
Is Greyhound slashing their fares?
gopher321
2012-02-07 10:20:03 PM
Hope it's not as lame as this
(new window)
Gilligann
2012-02-07 10:20:09 PM
This actually sounds like a lot of fun.
Who wants to give me $87 and a trip to Atlanta?
Satanic_Hamster
2012-02-07 10:20:17 PM
Depends. Can I bring weapons?
PanicMan
2012-02-07 10:20:32 PM
Did one of these in Baltimore. Lots of fun.
Enemabag Jones
2012-02-07 10:23:11 PM
Can I bring a ditch bank with me?
/Do zombies bleed like that?
SweetSilverBlues
2012-02-07 10:24:03 PM
If they're gonna do the zombie thing here in Georgia, they better have a damn good creature effects team. We're all zombie snobs now.
And we have Toby Sells.
Go Toby! :)
SkunkWerks
2012-02-07 10:26:35 PM
Do you come from a long line of five-bucks-havers?
Lone Stranger
2012-02-07 10:28:17 PM
I'm getting paid to be a zombie at the one here in Austin. I'm gonna be a fast, kick ass zombie and get me some BRAAAAIIIINNNSSS!
Jaymi77
2012-02-07 10:30:13 PM
If you get to fire paintball or airsoft guns at the pursuing zombies I'm in.
/You still run?
//Only when chased.
blondski
2012-02-07 10:30:52 PM
Lone Stranger
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I'm getting paid to be a zombie at the one here in Austin. I'm gonna be a fast, kick ass zombie and get me some BRAAAAIIIINNNSSS!
Whoah how do you sign up?
Mentalpatient87
2012-02-07 10:31:08 PM
Kick ass..
BuckTurgidson
2012-02-07 10:34:43 PM
Question: Would you have sex with an actual zombie, an attractive one?
Assume you are able to protect yourself from infection/having your brain eaten.
YouPeopleAreCrazy
2012-02-07 10:38:01 PM
Regular slow stumbling zombies, or
I Am Legend
zombies?
Lone Stranger
2012-02-07 10:39:03 PM
blondski
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Lone Stranger: I'm getting paid to be a zombie at the one here in Austin. I'm gonna be a fast, kick ass zombie and get me some BRAAAAIIIINNNSSS!
Whoah how do you sign up?
With that shotgun I'm not sure i want to chase you as a zombie. I emailed you the contact email so get in touch with them asap. You get $25.00, a swag bag and admittance to the post race party.
The date of the Austin event is February 23rd, 2012 !
Sock Ruh Tease
2012-02-07 10:39:09 PM
I would shoot a fat person in the leg and keep running.
Kuroshin
2012-02-07 10:40:52 PM
Wife and I were going to do this, until we saw the price.
Nooooooooooooooooooooo thank you.
ipsofacto
2012-02-07 10:43:48 PM
BuckTurgidson
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Question: Would you have sex with an actual zombie, an attractive one?
Assume you are able to protect yourself from infection/having your brain eaten.
is that rape or necrophilia?
Enemabag Jones
2012-02-07 10:44:05 PM
BuckTurgidson
Question: Would you have sex with an actual zombie, an attractive one?
Assume you are able to protect yourself from infection/having your brain eaten.
The scary part, I am actually allowing a part of my mind to devote resources to this stupid question. Really, safer sex with a zombie.
/Then, while watching "walking dead". 'That zombie is sort of hot'.
b0rg9
2012-02-07 10:44:40 PM
blondski
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I'd rather be hashing
I'd rather be hackling, like that Gingrish dude.
blondski
2012-02-07 10:45:02 PM
Lone Stranger
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blondski: Lone Stranger: I'm getting paid to be a zombie at the one here in Austin. I'm gonna be a fast, kick ass zombie and get me some BRAAAAIIIINNNSSS!
Whoah how do you sign up?
With that shotgun I'm not sure i want to chase you as a zombie. I emailed you the contact email so get in touch with them asap. You get $25.00, a swag bag and admittance to the post race party.
The date of the Austin event is February 23rd, 2012 !
Thanks!
a.wannabe
2012-02-07 10:45:03 PM
hopefully they will put up some signs...
zombie crossing
Nickster79
2012-02-07 10:45:57 PM
Sock Ruh Tease
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I would shoot a fat person in the leg and keep running.
You're a real dick, Shane.
IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T
2012-02-07 10:46:18 PM
Gilligann
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This actually sounds like a lot of fun.
Who wants to give me $87 and a trip to Atlanta?
Not sure what part of Cali you're in, but there's a race in the
San Diego/LA area
SweetSilverBlues
2012-02-07 10:47:28 PM
BuckTurgidson
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Question: Would you have sex with an actual zombie, an attractive one?
Assume you are able to protect yourself from infection/having your brain eaten.
While pondering this, I submit, for your consideration, the zombie makeout scene in Dance of the Dead to assist with your decision.
Altair
2012-02-07 10:52:56 PM
Oh that's sweet and it's not too far from me.
a.wannabe
2012-02-07 10:56:36 PM
and the weekend after the run is the
Days of the Dead
(new window) convention. it will be Atlanta's largest horror convention. they seem to be going for a
Dragon*Con
(new window) vibe with after hours parties/events at the hotel. both should be fun...
Lone Stranger
2012-02-07 10:57:26 PM
BuckTurgidson
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Question: Would you have sex with an actual zombie, an attractive one?
Assume you are able to protect yourself from infection/having your brain eaten.
Pretty twisted.
Grobbley
2012-02-07 10:58:58 PM
Sock Ruh Tease
:
I would shoot a fat person in the leg and keep running.
APPROVES
mike4688
2012-02-07 11:00:04 PM
BuckTurgidson
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Question: Would you have sex with an actual zombie, an attractive one?
Assume you are able to protect yourself from infection/having your brain eaten.
Some guys don't mind a little blood.
Ishkur
2012-02-07 11:04:49 PM
This is basically just manhunt/tag with a twist.
Part of the fun of the zombie apocalypse isn't just the running away, it's the slaying. Zombies represent the inner "tower defense" joy we all have of destroying copious amounts of something before it overwhelms us.
If we can't kill the zombies, then what's the point?
SweetSilverBlues
2012-02-07 11:08:59 PM
Watching a commercial for Doomsday Preppers, so I'm getting a kick...
/srsly National Geographic?
//wtf
angrycrank
2012-02-07 11:09:19 PM
BuckTurgidson
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Question: Would you have sex with an actual zombie, an attractive one?
Assume you are able to protect yourself from infection/having your brain eaten.
I've dressed as a zombie several times. Not a sexy zombie - a rotting-flesh, exposed-brain-matter, dead-eyed, blood-covered zombie. I've been hit on surprisingly often and enthusiastically. It's more than a little disturbing.
megalynn44
2012-02-07 11:10:34 PM
Yes, I really wanna do this. The friends who were gonna do it have wussed out though.
BuckTurgidson
2012-02-07 11:10:40 PM
mike4688
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Some guys don't mind a little blood.
Same here, I was asking specifically about zombies though.
Lone Stranger
2012-02-07 11:11:59 PM
Nihilist's Guide to Reticent Entropy
2012-02-07 11:14:23 PM
Yeah. Officially sick of zombies now.
BuckTurgidson
2012-02-07 11:14:33 PM
ipsofacto
:
BuckTurgidson: Question: Would you have sex with an actual zombie, an attractive one?
Assume you are able to protect yourself from infection/having your brain eaten.
is that rape or necrophilia?
Very good. That I think, addresses a core issue.
Can a zombie consent to be coaxed to delirious zombiegasm?
antidisestablishmentarianism
2012-02-07 11:25:17 PM
Nobody?
I am disappoint
mr lawson
2012-02-07 11:35:44 PM
Nihilist's Guide to Reticent Entropy
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Yeah. Officially sick of zombies now.
you sound boring
shower_in_my_socks
2012-02-07 11:37:25 PM
This is only a few miles from my house. Seriously considering doing it, and I'm not even that into running or zombies.
TheMega
2012-02-07 11:38:09 PM
Ishkur
:
This is basically just manhunt/tag with a twist.
Part of the fun of the zombie apocalypse isn't just the running away, it's the slaying. Zombies represent the inner "tower defense" joy we all have of destroying copious amounts of something before it overwhelms us.
If we can't kill the zombies, then what's the point?
^This^
... don't have any interest in it unless I can bring at least a few of my "toys". Or, even if they had paintball replicas of a variety of weapons so you could pick what you actually own (or what some people would want to own/use) to take out the zombies, it would be a blast (no pun intended)... just to see if you could make it through "alive".
/figure there would be some
BIG
money to be made in a traveling game like this...
BuckTurgidson
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ipsofacto: BuckTurgidson: Question: Would you have sex with an actual zombie, an attractive one?
Assume you are able to protect yourself from infection/having your brain eaten.
is that rape or necrophilia?
Very good. That I think, addresses a core issue.
Can a zombie consent to be coaxed to delirious zombiegasm?
Well, if she's kneeling down, bent over chowing on someone and you just happen to trip and slip it in.... A) would she have the mental faculties remaining to notice and B) could you technically call it a 3-sum?
/geeez, you seriously want to bang a damned zombie?!?! Better bring plenty of perfume to cover up the smell of decomp!
gweilo8888
2012-02-07 11:41:51 PM
FTFA:
"an unspecified portion of the proceeds will go to the American Red Cross, Smith said"
Place your bets, folks. Ten cents, or twenty?
/it shouldn't be legal to promote an event saying you'll be making charitable donations, without clearly stating the exact percentage / minimum and maximum amount that will be donated.
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