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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   Do you have $87? Do you want to be chased on a 5 kilometer obstacle course by zombies? Then have we got a deal for you   (blogs.ajc.com) divider line 88
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2012-02-07 09:34:12 PM
If I have to pay $87 bucks, I want to be the one doing the chasing.
 
2012-02-07 09:46:30 PM
Old news is so exciting.
 
2012-02-07 09:57:42 PM

RexTalionis: If I have to pay $87 bucks, I want to be the one doing the chasing.


Actually, according to one of the women in the article, the guy paid $25 to be a zombie.
 
2012-02-07 09:59:16 PM

jaylectricity: RexTalionis: If I have to pay $87 bucks, I want to be the one doing the chasing.

Actually, according to one of the women in the article, the guy paid $25 to be a zombie.


Is that price before or after forsaking your eternal soul and free will?
 
2012-02-07 10:00:28 PM

jaylectricity: RexTalionis: If I have to pay $87 bucks, I want to be the one doing the chasing.

Actually, according to one of the women in the article, the guy paid $25 to be a zombie.


Okay, then I'll pay $87 bucks to be three separate zombies, plus 12 dollars extra for the mess.
 
2012-02-07 10:18:59 PM
I'd rather be hashing
 
2012-02-07 10:19:23 PM
Someone HAS to slip some acid into the pre-run water. Ya know, on behalf of the Lulz family.
 
2012-02-07 10:19:25 PM
Is Greyhound slashing their fares?
 
2012-02-07 10:20:03 PM
 
2012-02-07 10:20:09 PM
This actually sounds like a lot of fun.

Who wants to give me $87 and a trip to Atlanta?
 
2012-02-07 10:20:17 PM
Depends. Can I bring weapons?
 
2012-02-07 10:20:32 PM
Did one of these in Baltimore. Lots of fun.
 
2012-02-07 10:23:11 PM
Can I bring a ditch bank with me?

/Do zombies bleed like that?
 
2012-02-07 10:24:03 PM
If they're gonna do the zombie thing here in Georgia, they better have a damn good creature effects team. We're all zombie snobs now.

And we have Toby Sells.

Go Toby! :)
 
2012-02-07 10:26:35 PM
 
2012-02-07 10:28:17 PM
I'm getting paid to be a zombie at the one here in Austin. I'm gonna be a fast, kick ass zombie and get me some BRAAAAIIIINNNSSS!
 
2012-02-07 10:30:13 PM
If you get to fire paintball or airsoft guns at the pursuing zombies I'm in.

/You still run?
//Only when chased.
 
2012-02-07 10:30:52 PM

Lone Stranger: I'm getting paid to be a zombie at the one here in Austin. I'm gonna be a fast, kick ass zombie and get me some BRAAAAIIIINNNSSS!


Whoah how do you sign up?
 
2012-02-07 10:31:08 PM
Kick ass..
 
2012-02-07 10:34:43 PM
Question: Would you have sex with an actual zombie, an attractive one?

Assume you are able to protect yourself from infection/having your brain eaten.
 
2012-02-07 10:38:01 PM
Regular slow stumbling zombies, or I Am Legend zombies?
 
2012-02-07 10:39:03 PM

blondski: Lone Stranger: I'm getting paid to be a zombie at the one here in Austin. I'm gonna be a fast, kick ass zombie and get me some BRAAAAIIIINNNSSS!

Whoah how do you sign up?


With that shotgun I'm not sure i want to chase you as a zombie. I emailed you the contact email so get in touch with them asap. You get $25.00, a swag bag and admittance to the post race party.

The date of the Austin event is February 23rd, 2012 !
 
2012-02-07 10:39:09 PM
I would shoot a fat person in the leg and keep running.
 
2012-02-07 10:40:52 PM
Wife and I were going to do this, until we saw the price.

Nooooooooooooooooooooo thank you.
 
2012-02-07 10:43:48 PM

BuckTurgidson: Question: Would you have sex with an actual zombie, an attractive one?

Assume you are able to protect yourself from infection/having your brain eaten.


is that rape or necrophilia?
 
2012-02-07 10:44:05 PM
BuckTurgidsonQuestion: Would you have sex with an actual zombie, an attractive one?
Assume you are able to protect yourself from infection/having your brain eaten.


The scary part, I am actually allowing a part of my mind to devote resources to this stupid question. Really, safer sex with a zombie.

/Then, while watching "walking dead". 'That zombie is sort of hot'.
 
2012-02-07 10:44:40 PM

blondski: I'd rather be hashing


I'd rather be hackling, like that Gingrish dude.
 
2012-02-07 10:45:02 PM

Lone Stranger: blondski: Lone Stranger: I'm getting paid to be a zombie at the one here in Austin. I'm gonna be a fast, kick ass zombie and get me some BRAAAAIIIINNNSSS!

Whoah how do you sign up?

With that shotgun I'm not sure i want to chase you as a zombie. I emailed you the contact email so get in touch with them asap. You get $25.00, a swag bag and admittance to the post race party.

The date of the Austin event is February 23rd, 2012 !


Thanks!
 
2012-02-07 10:45:03 PM
hopefully they will put up some signs...

zombie crossing
 
2012-02-07 10:45:57 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: I would shoot a fat person in the leg and keep running.


You're a real dick, Shane.
 
2012-02-07 10:46:18 PM

Gilligann: This actually sounds like a lot of fun.

Who wants to give me $87 and a trip to Atlanta?


Not sure what part of Cali you're in, but there's a race in the San Diego/LA area
 
2012-02-07 10:47:28 PM

BuckTurgidson: Question: Would you have sex with an actual zombie, an attractive one?

Assume you are able to protect yourself from infection/having your brain eaten.


While pondering this, I submit, for your consideration, the zombie makeout scene in Dance of the Dead to assist with your decision.
 
2012-02-07 10:52:56 PM
Oh that's sweet and it's not too far from me.
 
2012-02-07 10:56:36 PM
and the weekend after the run is the Days of the Dead (new window) convention. it will be Atlanta's largest horror convention. they seem to be going for a Dragon*Con (new window) vibe with after hours parties/events at the hotel. both should be fun...
 
2012-02-07 10:57:26 PM

BuckTurgidson: Question: Would you have sex with an actual zombie, an attractive one?

Assume you are able to protect yourself from infection/having your brain eaten.


3.bp.blogspot.com

Pretty twisted.
 
2012-02-07 10:58:58 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: I would shoot a fat person in the leg and keep running.


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APPROVES
 
2012-02-07 11:00:04 PM

BuckTurgidson: Question: Would you have sex with an actual zombie, an attractive one?

Assume you are able to protect yourself from infection/having your brain eaten.


www.zombiereportingcenter.com
Some guys don't mind a little blood.
 
2012-02-07 11:04:49 PM
This is basically just manhunt/tag with a twist.

Part of the fun of the zombie apocalypse isn't just the running away, it's the slaying. Zombies represent the inner "tower defense" joy we all have of destroying copious amounts of something before it overwhelms us.

If we can't kill the zombies, then what's the point?
 
2012-02-07 11:08:59 PM
Watching a commercial for Doomsday Preppers, so I'm getting a kick...

/srsly National Geographic?
//wtf
 
2012-02-07 11:09:19 PM

BuckTurgidson: Question: Would you have sex with an actual zombie, an attractive one?

Assume you are able to protect yourself from infection/having your brain eaten.


I've dressed as a zombie several times. Not a sexy zombie - a rotting-flesh, exposed-brain-matter, dead-eyed, blood-covered zombie. I've been hit on surprisingly often and enthusiastically. It's more than a little disturbing.
 
2012-02-07 11:10:34 PM
Yes, I really wanna do this. The friends who were gonna do it have wussed out though.
 
2012-02-07 11:10:40 PM

mike4688: Some guys don't mind a little blood.


Same here, I was asking specifically about zombies though.
 
2012-02-07 11:11:59 PM
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2012-02-07 11:14:23 PM
Yeah. Officially sick of zombies now.
 
2012-02-07 11:14:33 PM

ipsofacto: BuckTurgidson: Question: Would you have sex with an actual zombie, an attractive one?

Assume you are able to protect yourself from infection/having your brain eaten.

is that rape or necrophilia?


Very good. That I think, addresses a core issue.

Can a zombie consent to be coaxed to delirious zombiegasm?
 
2012-02-07 11:25:17 PM
Nobody?

t1.gstatic.com

I am disappoint
 
2012-02-07 11:35:44 PM

Nihilist's Guide to Reticent Entropy: Yeah. Officially sick of zombies now.


you sound boring
 
2012-02-07 11:37:25 PM
This is only a few miles from my house. Seriously considering doing it, and I'm not even that into running or zombies.
 
2012-02-07 11:38:09 PM

Ishkur: This is basically just manhunt/tag with a twist.

Part of the fun of the zombie apocalypse isn't just the running away, it's the slaying. Zombies represent the inner "tower defense" joy we all have of destroying copious amounts of something before it overwhelms us.

If we can't kill the zombies, then what's the point?


^This^... don't have any interest in it unless I can bring at least a few of my "toys". Or, even if they had paintball replicas of a variety of weapons so you could pick what you actually own (or what some people would want to own/use) to take out the zombies, it would be a blast (no pun intended)... just to see if you could make it through "alive".

/figure there would be some BIG money to be made in a traveling game like this...

BuckTurgidson: ipsofacto: BuckTurgidson: Question: Would you have sex with an actual zombie, an attractive one?

Assume you are able to protect yourself from infection/having your brain eaten.

is that rape or necrophilia?

Very good. That I think, addresses a core issue.

Can a zombie consent to be coaxed to delirious zombiegasm?


Well, if she's kneeling down, bent over chowing on someone and you just happen to trip and slip it in.... A) would she have the mental faculties remaining to notice and B) could you technically call it a 3-sum?

/geeez, you seriously want to bang a damned zombie?!?! Better bring plenty of perfume to cover up the smell of decomp!
 
2012-02-07 11:41:51 PM
FTFA: "an unspecified portion of the proceeds will go to the American Red Cross, Smith said"

Place your bets, folks. Ten cents, or twenty?

/it shouldn't be legal to promote an event saying you'll be making charitable donations, without clearly stating the exact percentage / minimum and maximum amount that will be donated.
 
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