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(Mirror.co.uk) Sad Vengeful husband sends wife book with bomb inside. What a novel approach   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 42
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HoratioGates
2012-02-07 08:41:31 PM
Boo (m)
 
New Farkin User Name
2012-02-07 08:43:51 PM
It his his [ex] Mother-in-Law?

Even better!
 
Spazmojack
2012-02-07 08:44:25 PM
Wy not in video tab? I would see this vido sure he videoed the whole thing? Does die from overeading? HA!!
 
New Farkin User Name
2012-02-07 08:44:38 PM
*hit
 
Spazmojack
2012-02-07 08:46:10 PM
LOL he wanted to be less miserable!!
 
Why Would I Read the Article
2012-02-07 08:46:51 PM
The jokes on him, because who's gonna want to read Les Miserables? He should have chosen a better book, like the Phanton Tollbooth, or Penthouse or something....
 
Surool
2012-02-07 08:48:07 PM
Bonfire of the Vanities?
 
Spazmojack
2012-02-07 08:48:17 PM
Why Would I Read the Article: The jokes on him, because who's gonna want to read Les Miserables? He should have chosen a better book, like the Phanton Tollbooth, or Penthouse or something....

You wanted to read the article after all then? HA! That's ironic.
 
Oldiron_79
2012-02-07 08:48:46 PM
If someone has done something bad enough to you that its totally worth spending the rest of your life in PMITA prison just to get your revenge on them, you should do it up close and personal, where you get to see the look on their face when they know they are gonna die and you are the reason why.
 
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-02-07 08:49:12 PM
Why Would I Read the Article: The jokes on him, because who's gonna want to read Les Miserables? He should have chosen a better book, like the Phanton Tollbooth, or Penthouse or something....

The next book will be, "Changing Bandages for Dummies"
 
chookbillion
2012-02-07 08:49:42 PM
Why Would I Read the Article: The jokes on him, because who's gonna want to read Les Miserables? He should have chosen a better book, like the Phanton Tollbooth, or Penthouse or something....

It was actually a pretty engrossing book.
 
skinink
2012-02-07 08:52:07 PM
978-0818400049
 
Spazmojack
2012-02-07 08:52:53 PM
chookbillion: Why Would I Read the Article: The jokes on him, because who's gonna want to read Les Miserables? He should have chosen a better book, like the Phanton Tollbooth, or Penthouse or something....

It was actually a pretty engrossing book.

The plot fell apart at the end though.
 
numbone
2012-02-07 08:53:42 PM
Why did she leave the spineless bastard?
 
Spazmojack
2012-02-07 08:55:47 PM
numbone: Why did she leave the spineless bastard?

It was just time to turn the page. She had a blast with him, but pretty soon she could read him like a book and she was ready for the next chapter in her life.
 
UberNeuman
2012-02-07 08:57:17 PM
Will they throw the book at him?
 
MBooda
2012-02-07 09:00:44 PM
The idiot. It was a cookbook. She'll never touch it.
 
Porous Horace
2012-02-07 09:02:38 PM
He set her up the bomb.
 
OKO
2012-02-07 09:04:29 PM
So another story in breakdown of marriages. I hope she moves on and starts a new chapter in her life.
 
numbone
2012-02-07 09:04:32 PM
Spazmojack

numbone: Why did she leave the spineless bastard?

It was just time to turn the page. She had a blast with him, but pretty soon she could read him like a book and she was ready for the next chapter in her life.

That covers it.
 
Captain_Ballbeard
2012-02-07 09:16:34 PM
Explosive read... Crackles with excitement... Leaps off the pages...
---Southeast Analbum Examiner
 
davidphogan
2012-02-07 09:16:49 PM
numbone: Spazmojack

numbone: Why did she leave the spineless bastard?

It was just time to turn the page. She had a blast with him, but pretty soon she could read him like a book and she was ready for the next chapter in her life.

That covers it.

Book it, done?
 
Barakku
2012-02-07 09:17:36 PM
Sounds like she should have sent that paperback
 
Fast Thick Pants
2012-02-07 09:19:51 PM
He Knew He Was Right?
 
Lost_in_Korea
2012-02-07 09:34:24 PM
I assume the SAD tag is because he actually missed his wife. But he did manage to blow up his mother-in-law, so he's got that going for him.
 
fusillade762
2012-02-07 09:36:36 PM
A dead giveaway:

i1.squidoocdn.com
 
litespeed74
2012-02-07 09:40:07 PM
The lesson here is...never read.
 
kvinesknows
2012-02-07 09:45:21 PM
gonna have to say, the mother in law would be the better target anyway,
 
numbone
2012-02-07 09:51:55 PM
davidphogan

numbone: Spazmojack

numbone: Why did she leave the spineless bastard?

It was just time to turn the page. She had a blast with him, but pretty soon she could read him like a book and she was ready for the next chapter in her life.

That covers it.

Book it, done?


Content to table it.
 
blondski
2012-02-07 09:53:31 PM
Oldiron_79: If someone has done something bad enough to you that its totally worth spending the rest of your life in PMITA prison just to get your revenge on them, you should do it up close and personal, where you get to see the look on their face when they know they are gonna die and you are the reason why.

Ahhhh... how many times the other kids in my lab and I have plotted insidious ways of taking out our prof......

/but alas, we want to at least graduate first :)
 
Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo
2012-02-07 10:00:10 PM
Yes, but if he's sent to prison will his ID# be 24601?
 
whatshisname
2012-02-07 10:10:15 PM
numbone: davidphogan

numbone: Spazmojack

numbone: Why did she leave the spineless bastard?

It was just time to turn the page. She had a blast with him, but pretty soon she could read him like a book and she was ready for the next chapter in her life.

That covers it.

Book it, done?

Content to table it.

These puns are marginal. He was trying to turn over a new leaf, but now he's just a footnote to history.
 
planes
2012-02-07 10:17:27 PM
Well, that will teach the old bat to open other people's mail.
 
Bob The Nob
2012-02-07 10:34:25 PM
... to ex-love another person is to see a face of glass ...
 
ttc2301
2012-02-07 10:55:05 PM
Then, we get Moose and Squirrel.
 
PacificaFitz
2012-02-07 10:59:32 PM
"Vengeful husband sends wife a book bomb but accidentally injures her mother"

How do they know it was an accident?
 
NightSteel
2012-02-07 11:07:14 PM
OKO: So another story in breakdown of marriages. I hope she moves on and starts a new chapter in her life.

Looks like that new chapter is going to be 'taking care of her horribly injured mother'. Which might be almost as bad.
 
stuffy
2012-02-07 11:09:40 PM
He got the Mother-in-law. So were OK then?
 
BadReligion
2012-02-07 11:40:37 PM
That will teach her not to open up other peoples' mail.
 
littlebadwolf
2012-02-07 11:42:54 PM
He should have sent "The Count of Monte Cristo".
 
Driver
2012-02-08 01:00:52 AM
Long story short, I love the headline.
 
Julie Cochrane [TotalFark]
2012-02-08 07:06:21 AM
Yes, but the guards give his plot two thumbs way up.
 
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