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utsagrad123

2012-02-07 04:51:55 PM

Joey, look how far you made the white stuff fly. I'll keep you around kid.

hackhix

2012-02-07 06:02:03 PM

2xhelix

2012-02-07 06:28:46 PM

ZOMG Dewey, Francis was right! Nothing beats skeet shooting with mom's china.

Toots de la Footsjelly

2012-02-07 07:39:56 PM

UUUUGGGHH! Damn a backfire!!! Mr. President? Mr. President? IS he singing Al Green again?

Pincy

2012-02-07 07:44:52 PM

He's a war mongerer, I knew it!

Or

"That ain't no marshmallow cannon"

Pants full of macaroni!!

2012-02-07 07:45:44 PM

So this is the machine the media uses to lob those softball questions?

JRoo

2012-02-07 07:46:43 PM

I hit Osama!

zarberg

2012-02-07 07:46:52 PM

Probably obscure to many, but ...

"I didn't know your cannon shot Tyler Zellers!"

CygnusDarius

2012-02-07 07:46:56 PM

Wait, you mean I can shoot Republicans with this nailgun?.

RoyBatty

2012-02-07 07:47:37 PM

Hey Newt, now close your mouth a bit, help make it a bit harder.

coinspinner

2012-02-07 07:47:44 PM

"DAAAAYYYYUUUUUUUUM, Timmy."

Third_Uncle_Eno

2012-02-07 07:47:45 PM

"This is my 'O' Face. it puts the 'o' in Marshmallow"

Warlordtrooper

2012-02-07 07:49:13 PM

Direct hit kid, we sunk their battleship.

phlegmmo

2012-02-07 07:49:30 PM

"I've never seen anything that big that was white."

Slam1263

2012-02-07 07:51:43 PM

Larry Sinclair could shoot a watermelon farther.

Louisiana_Sitar_Club

2012-02-07 07:52:34 PM

I'm a terrible president.
Oh look, a potato gun.

AlwaysRightBoy

2012-02-07 07:53:08 PM

Hey Ahmadinejad, this is what I'm coming at you WITH!

Isitoveryet

2012-02-07 07:53:19 PM

Golly!

LrdPhoenix

2012-02-07 07:54:33 PM

President Obama gives his 'O' face while trying out the brand new PENISES (Presidential Ejaculation iNduction Instrument and Semen Ejection System)

jackmalice

2012-02-07 07:54:51 PM

Excuse me while I whip this out.

Spyder_Monkey

2012-02-07 07:57:05 PM

Oh shiat! That was Thomas Jefferson's chandelier!

YouPeopleAreCrazy

2012-02-07 07:57:09 PM

So, Vladimir...you think you're tough?

Mint Teabagger

2012-02-07 07:57:11 PM

FIRE IN THE HOLE *pop* *glass shatters* Oh Shiat ummm ummmm Tea party did it

skinink

2012-02-07 07:57:55 PM

"Oh, Biden, the William Tell Game doesn't work if you flinch!"

Sock Ruh Tease

2012-02-07 08:05:51 PM

Barry Fartbongo announces that the plans to take everyone's guns have succeeded, and that he has melted them down to form a cannon that shoots marshmallows into his wife's mouth to make her even fatter while she tries to take hamburgers and Freedom Fries away from Real Americans.

Winston Smith Junior

2012-02-07 08:09:36 PM

"This would come in handy as a grenade launcher...in kenya."

rpm

2012-02-07 08:12:28 PM

President shoots gun that fires portions of his spine.

MAYORBOB

2012-02-07 08:15:41 PM

Okay Joey, you just shot ten pounds of marshmallows and created this hideous mass of white misshapen goo. Yes, it does look like Newt Gingrich.

OhioUGrad

2012-02-07 08:18:28 PM

"Sorry Michelle, we'll cut it out with the sugary snacks and rename it a broccoli gun."

Buffco

2012-02-07 08:21:36 PM

"Heyyy.... Get Eric Holder over here. Have him send this thing to the border and do NOT mention F&F."

myinternetname

2012-02-07 08:27:10 PM

"Well Timmy, you were right. Banning guns is a stupid idea because if you want to kill someone, you can make a weapon out of anything!"

toraque

2012-02-07 08:28:43 PM

Tragedy strikes as Joey's marshmallow cannon misfires, sending flaming marshmallow bits backwards towards the Presidential Bits.

qsk78

2012-02-07 08:28:48 PM

The one I made at his age used 90psi and I shot rocks, and mine was not obviously made by my dad.

6655321

2012-02-07 08:31:16 PM

"Your right. I was able to shoot an apple off Hillary's head".

zarberg

2012-02-07 08:38:53 PM

"This marshmallow gun is about as effective as trying to fix the economy with a Republican-led house!"

Impending Broom

2012-02-07 08:40:49 PM

This looks shopped. It just does. Obama looks young and excited. The camera's depth of field makes the cannon look superimposed. Joey looks like a young Stephen Hawking. It's all wrong, man.

Pinnacle Point

2012-02-07 08:41:20 PM

You and me kid are cut from the same cloth. Big Ears Big Guns!

psychotic_calm

2012-02-07 08:47:36 PM

O-bama face>?

ham-operator

2012-02-07 08:49:28 PM

Don't worry kid. If we break anything I will just blame it on Bush.

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus

2012-02-07 08:52:00 PM

I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these sugary fillers. Thank you. Now, watch this jive.

Sim Tree

2012-02-07 08:56:04 PM

This is my party cannon.

numbone

2012-02-07 09:11:36 PM

Oh that's awesome, we have created a job by paying someone to clean that up!!!

FarktheHeraldAngelSings

2012-02-07 09:16:16 PM

I can shoot Russia from here!

tinyarena

2012-02-07 09:26:11 PM

Michelle: Bare-REE! What.is.this.marshmallow.doing.up.here!
Barack: ahGEEZ, cheese it! it's the Boss!

AnotherOldFart

2012-02-07 09:31:07 PM

Look Joey! We just hit Abe Lincoln in the head!

LordStormes

2012-02-07 09:34:41 PM

See, Gen. Panetta? Let's order up a couple thousand of these babies, and we can slash the hell out of that military budget!

maniac64

2012-02-07 09:36:40 PM

Hey Joey, could I hook up my friends on seal time six with one of these? You know, the guys that I trained and flew into Pakistan to get Osama Bin Laden.

Kim Jong B Illin

2012-02-07 09:40:08 PM

Keep Practicing Timmy. A year from now you'll get to shoot a real cannon in Iran.

Wolftech

2012-02-07 09:42:30 PM

Ummm... let me be clear.... I think that we can.. umm... win the war... if we... ummm... replace all our existing weapons systems.... ummm... Dang kid, you shot my teleprompter... I don't know what I was saying...

brainiac-dumdum

2012-02-07 09:47:59 PM

Can it hit Iran*?

*Israel if yer nasty

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