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(FamousDC) Amusing Congresswoman Sue Myrick is retiring. Here is her greatest House floor speech   (famousdc.com) divider line 42
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jayfurr [TotalFark]
2012-02-07 03:20:37 PM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark]
2012-02-07 03:29:19 PM
Whoo, indeed.
 
Torgo_of_Manos [TotalFark]
2012-02-07 04:00:48 PM
I have crop dusted her on many occasions.
 
Barfmaker [TotalFark]
2012-02-07 05:30:00 PM
WTF did I just watch?
 
CravenMorehead
2012-02-07 05:39:59 PM
Our tax dollars hard at work.
 
SilentStrider [TotalFark]
2012-02-07 05:40:46 PM
I do not know who she is. In skimming through her wiki article, I see that with her retirement, nothing of value will be lost.
 
Corvus
2012-02-07 05:46:51 PM
Yeah first I was sitting there waiting for something good then I figured it out. She's just some lame ass congressman.
 
heinekenftw
2012-02-07 05:47:21 PM
Barfmaker: WTF did I just watch?
 
Johnny Swank
2012-02-07 05:49:56 PM
NC is slowly ridding themselves of these biblethumping teabaggers. It's gonna take a while though.

/but yes, we DO have a farking Amendment proposal coming up to define marriage as just betwix a man and woman
//Because Jesus said so, god damnit! Stop asking!
 
Elzar [TotalFark]
2012-02-07 05:52:22 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
Honoring Rick Flair? Surely there are no more pressing issues...
 
BMulligan
2012-02-07 05:54:28 PM
i281.photobucket.com

Seriously? It took this long?
 
Lost Thought 00
2012-02-07 05:54:29 PM
Sue Sue Sueyalater
 
Cheesus
2012-02-07 05:58:04 PM
Johnny Swank: NC is slowly ridding themselves of these biblethumping teabaggers. It's gonna take a while though.

/but yes, we DO have a farking Amendment proposal coming up to define marriage as just betwix a man and woman
//Because Jesus said so, god damnit! Stop asking!

At least Perdue isn't running again. She's a democrat that personifies 'You're Not Helping'.

/voted McCrory
//probably will again
 
BMulligan
2012-02-07 05:59:45 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
Soup4Bonnie
2012-02-07 06:07:32 PM
Thankfully I quit watching pro wrestling somewhere around Bruno Sammartino, so I have no idea who Rick Flair is. Man, Congress does a lot of stupid shiat.
 
Elmo Jones [TotalFark]
2012-02-07 06:10:35 PM
Pat McCrory? Where does your money come from?
 
BigBooper
2012-02-07 06:12:59 PM
Soup4Bonnie: Thankfully I quit watching pro wrestling somewhere around Bruno Sammartino, so I have no idea who Rick Flair is. Man, Congress does a lot of stupid shiat.

They take time to give Congress critters one minute to make a one minute speech to a bunch of empty seats to congratulate the prize winning pumpkin at the county fair, or whatever else they want. It gives them an opportunity to show the folks back home how hard their congress person is representing them.

It's a waste of time, but thankfully not much of a waste of money.

/I get the feeling that my congress critter is representing me EXTRA hard all the time
 
The Numbers
2012-02-07 06:14:43 PM
CravenMorehead: Our tax dollars hard at work.

To be fair, that was probably one of only a few House floor speeches in the last decade that hadn't been influenced by lobbyist money.

/Unless there's a pro Ric Flair lobby
 
MFAWG
2012-02-07 06:18:57 PM
Soup4Bonnie: Thankfully I quit watching pro wrestling somewhere around Bruno Sammartino, so I have no idea who Rick Flair is. Man, Congress does a lot of stupid shiat.

Then you don't know what you missed. Richard Flehr is the George Herman Ruth of the Kayfabe era, quite simply the greatest of all time.

Add in that he took a lot of time out of an enormously busy schedule to do all manner of personal appearances at Charlotte area childrens hospitals to see kids who worshiped the ground he walked on and raised large amounts of money for all manner of charities throughout the Southeast, and I say good on Congresswoman Whatshername for recognizing him.
 
Elzar [TotalFark]
2012-02-07 06:20:26 PM
MFAWG: Soup4Bonnie: Thankfully I quit watching pro wrestling somewhere around Bruno Sammartino, so I have no idea who Rick Flair is. Man, Congress does a lot of stupid shiat.

Then you don't know what you missed. Richard Flehr is the George Herman Ruth of the Kayfabe era, quite simply the greatest of all time.

Add in that he took a lot of time out of an enormously busy schedule to do all manner of personal appearances at Charlotte area childrens hospitals to see kids who worshiped the ground he walked on and raised large amounts of money for all manner of charities throughout the Southeast, and I say good on Congresswoman Whatshername for recognizing him.

Still real to you bro?
 
RKTeuthis
2012-02-07 06:21:01 PM
She's a RHINO!

Rick Flair is AKA "The Nature Boy," and we all know a real Republican(tm) would never honor some hippie motherfarker who promotes nature.

QED.
 
BMulligan
2012-02-07 06:22:33 PM
Ric Flair responds to news of the congresswoman's retirement:

www.allwrestlingsuperstars.com
 
Coelacanth
2012-02-07 06:26:58 PM
I used to know this woman who worshiped Ric Flair. She was the best set of tits on the worst human being ever. And everything in her life was influenced by Ric Flair's ring persona. I never knew anybody who loved crushing the spirits of everybody around her than her.

I have no doubt that if Ric Flair knows her, he has a restraining order against her.
 
BMulligan
2012-02-07 06:33:52 PM
Coelacanth: I used to know this woman who worshiped Ric Flair. She was the best set of tits on the worst human being ever. And everything in her life was influenced by Ric Flair's ring persona. I never knew anybody who loved crushing the spirits of everybody around her than her.

I have no doubt that if Ric Flair knows her, he has a restraining order against her.

If he didn't before, he does now!

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
RobbieFal
2012-02-07 06:41:58 PM
considering that Ric Flair is hovering around bankruptcy these days, i'm sure someone is telling him that running for office is a fine way to make some extra money. Ask Christine O'Donnell
 
Shadow Blasko [TotalFark]
2012-02-07 06:53:03 PM
MFAWG: Add in that he took a lot of time out of an enormously busy schedule to do all manner of personal appearances at Charlotte area childrens hospitals to see kids who worshiped the ground he walked on and raised large amounts of money for all manner of charities throughout the Southeast, and I say good on Congresswoman Whatshername for recognizing him.

If he spend the next 50 years working 40 hours a week spending 1 hour per person he has cheated, screwed over legally, broken a contract with, or forced them to spend THEIR money supporting his lifestyle, he still would not have enough time.

/Great entertainer, piss poor human.
 
182 [TotalFark]
2012-02-07 06:56:37 PM
Torgo_of_Manos: I have crop dusted her on many occasions.

dude. @.@
 
Certainly You Jest
2012-02-07 07:00:08 PM
I could not care less about wrasslin', but:

Go Panthers

and certainly:

GO CANES!!!
 
Bob16
2012-02-07 07:02:34 PM
She was the mayor of Charlotte too.

I had one guy try to tell me that Charlotte is a great place to live cause it's not real redneck. Perfect example of why you need to get a second opinion.
 
MFAWG
2012-02-07 07:03:08 PM
Elzar: MFAWG: Soup4Bonnie: Thankfully I quit watching pro wrestling somewhere around Bruno Sammartino, so I have no idea who Rick Flair is. Man, Congress does a lot of stupid shiat.

Then you don't know what you missed. Richard Flehr is the George Herman Ruth of the Kayfabe era, quite simply the greatest of all time.

Add in that he took a lot of time out of an enormously busy schedule to do all manner of personal appearances at Charlotte area childrens hospitals to see kids who worshiped the ground he walked on and raised large amounts of money for all manner of charities throughout the Southeast, and I say good on Congresswoman Whatshername for recognizing him.

Still real to you bro?

LeaveRicFlairalone.jpeg. LOL!

I lived in pre NBA/NFL North Carolina, and the only other people that got the amount of love Flair got were Dean Smith and Dale Earnhardt, Sr.
 
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier [TotalFark]
2012-02-07 07:13:20 PM
For a one minute speech, it's not terribly out there. Those things are designed to be "in the Congressional record" without having the speakers actually give a rat's ass about the subject. Hell, I'm indirectly in one - Representative John Hostettler (IN-8) congratulated the University of Southern Indiana men's basketball team for winning the conference tournament in 2007.

/Feels doubly represented
 
Johnny Bananapeel
2012-02-07 07:24:18 PM
You'ns still got this Foxxy thang:

i.imgur.com
 
UNC_Samurai
2012-02-07 07:31:43 PM
Johnny Bananapeel: You'ns still got this Foxxy thang:

[i.imgur.com image 431x302]

Yeah, Western NC is still a haven for mouth-breathers. Just look at that whackjob from Cabarrus County that said "abortionists" should be given the death penalty.

Don't get me wrong, we've still got some pieces of work out east. But even though Walter Jones signed on with the Tea Party caucus, he still voted against SOPA. There's some hope for him.

/hoping I'll get redistricted into G.K.'s territory, but I doubt it
 
LoneWolf343
2012-02-07 07:37:21 PM
Coelacanth: I used to know this woman who worshiped Ric Flair. She was the best set of tits on the worst human being ever. And everything in her life was influenced by Ric Flair's ring persona. I never knew anybody who loved crushing the spirits of everybody around her than her.

I have no doubt that if Ric Flair knows her, he has a restraining order against her.

Knowing Flair, he probably married her instead.
 
Torgo_of_Manos [TotalFark]
2012-02-07 08:08:09 PM
182: Torgo_of_Manos: I have crop dusted her on many occasions.

dude. @.@

yep...she used to come into a restaurant/dining club that I worked at...
I have farted by her when she was mayor and congress critter...

/long time ago so I think the statute of limitations has run out on that one...
//csb..was working a fund raiser banquet with Jesse Helms as the GOH...I did a classic crop dust passed him..then as I finished my move, turned around and made eye contact...Jesse kinda grinned and gave me one of
those point and grin moves....Not sure if he new what I had done but to me it was classic.
 
Barfmaker [TotalFark]
2012-02-07 08:43:16 PM
Torgo_of_Manos: //csb..was working a fund raiser banquet with Jesse Helms as the GOH...I did a classic crop dust passed him..then as I finished my move, turned around and made eye contact...Jesse kinda grinned and gave me one of
those point and grin moves....Not sure if he new what I had done but to me it was classic.


So awesome!
 
MontanaDave
2012-02-07 08:51:45 PM
If that was her greatest speech, the sucky ones must have sucked suckiness down to a record level of suck.
 
Virtual Pariah
2012-02-07 09:16:26 PM
I watched that thinking she would take a chair shot, with the customary 5 steps and then belly flop that Flair has perfected.

Would have been a slobberknocker...
 
Dear Jerk
2012-02-07 11:04:02 PM
It's nice to see a Republican not ruining something.
 
Bendal
2012-02-08 05:43:13 AM
Myrick won't be missed; she was the token Republican Representative from an ironclad Republican district (Charlotte/Mecklenburg Co), and she knew it. Myrick was there to vote in lockstep with whatever the GOP leadership wanted, and she did that job well.

/Her district will elect another GOP lackey
//bet on it
 
thamike
2012-02-08 07:16:52 AM
Johnny Bananapeel: You'ns still got this Foxxy thang:

[i.imgur.com image 431x302]

Obviously the product of a Harry Potter/Bea Arthur/ Screech three-way.
 
Elmo Jones [TotalFark]
2012-02-08 06:24:20 PM
{wellbye.jpg}
I won't miss her.
 
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