Tucker Max is the ultimate douche.

How's he a dumbass, you are reading about it and he didn't spend a dime.

/well still could be a dumbass, but not for that

Uh.....

Who and who?

Tucker Max - a self-aware Sociopath.

A not a shiat was given

What is a Tucker Max? Even after reading the article I don't know. And judging from it, I don't care. Not even worthy of a google search.

9beers: Tucker Max is the ultimate douche.

He very well may be, but I actually got a kick out of this, and agree 100% with his statement at the end of the article.

Two people who are famous for some reason that completely escapes me are in the same Fark headline. Whoever made the decision that the public should know who these people are have done a disservice to humanity.
And I hope they suffer for it.

Well, not everybody can keep their self-respect, can they, Drew?

Poison: What is a Tucker Max? Even after reading the article I don't know. And judging from it, I don't care. Not even worthy of a google search.

Tucker Max is someone who was internet famous a decade ago.

Like Maddox, only not funny.

Tucker Max is still relevant? Full disclosure, I thought his (probably made up) stories were hilarious when I was in college, but that was 6+ years ago. I didn't realize he was still around.

He must've expected some real dirty shiat from Kim K if she turned down the money.

wildcardjack: Who and who?

Polly Ester: Two people who are famous for some reason that completely escapes me are in the same Fark headline. Whoever made the decision that the public should know who these people are have done a disservice to humanity.
And I hope they suffer for it.

You can partially blame Fark for Tucker Max, who was repeatedly plugged here in the past whenever he had a book out because he's friends with Drew or something. Not that I particularly care, since the fact that Tucker Max is the one paying says plenty about his popularity.

The Homer Tax: Poison: What is a Tucker Max? Even after reading the article I don't know. And judging from it, I don't care. Not even worthy of a google search.

Tucker Max is someone who was internet famous a decade ago.

Like Maddox, only not funny.

You know, somewhere in the back of my head, I think I just assumed Tucker Max was a AW alt of Maddox.

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Generalissimo Fransisco Franco is still dead, and Tucker Max is still a useless narcissistic douchebag.


You could easily have substituted Kim Kardassian for Tucker Max.

And yes, he's the epitome of narcissistic douchebag, but so are most of those worthless celebutards. At least he isn't pretending to not be. His statement at the end was 100% correct.

Tucker Max and Brooks Melchior are quite possibly the least two redeeming douche canoes ever to be associated with this website.

Mr Guy: The Homer Tax: Poison: What is a Tucker Max? Even after reading the article I don't know. And judging from it, I don't care. Not even worthy of a google search.

Tucker Max is someone who was internet famous a decade ago.

Like Maddox, only not funny.

You know, somewhere in the back of my head, I think I just assumed Tucker Max was a AW alt of Maddox.

Close, they are both real people, but they do blow each other.

Poison: What is a Tucker Max? Even after reading the article I don't know. And judging from it, I don't care. Not even worthy of a google search.

Do you remember Maddox? The guy who was famous on the Internet 10 years ago for those "For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat 3" PhotoShops and blogs?

Tucker Max is basically an even less funny version of that. The kind of guy 15-year-olds emulate and who refuses to accept that his limited Internet celebrity is over.

Part of me thinks they'd make a good couple, but another part of me realizes that two narcissistic sociopaths together would be an unhealthy combination, and that one day we'd hear that Kim Kardashian smothered poor Tucker Max with her ample ass. But she wouldn't end up being convicted of it, due to the fact that her lawyers would prove that Tucker Max is indeed not actually a human being, therefore making murder an impossibility. The jury would buy this argument because Kim would flirt with the jury, and because we are talking about Tucker Max.

After the court case, Kim would go on to start her own pornography company, where she'd star in each and every one. This would of course get other reality TV stars to go into porn, just to keep up with Kim.

So yeah, someone get these two together, it's a match made in heaven.

Wayne 985: Poison: What is a Tucker Max? Even after reading the article I don't know. And judging from it, I don't care. Not even worthy of a google search.

Do you remember Maddox? The guy who was famous on the Internet 10 years ago for those "For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat 3" PhotoShops and blogs?

Tucker Max is basically an even less funny version of that. The kind of guy 15-year-olds emulate and who refuses to accept that his limited Internet celebrity is over.

Vaguely remember Maddox-no recollection of Tucker Max, and it appears I didn't miss anything.

I get what she is, but what can she do?

So a whore who got famous cause she made a sex tape would not endorse an offensive fark and this is news?

Who?

dat ass or GTFO

The_Six_Fingered_Man: Tucker Max and Brooks Melchior are quite possibly the least two redeeming douche canoes ever to be associated with this website.

You'll get over it.

Wow, I really haven't heard about this guy since 2004ish. Is he still making up stories about crapping all over the walls/ceilings of a hotel and banging the hottest chicks out there?

Meh. When I read about poor people suffering in America I remind myself that it is Americans who make clowns like these rich.

Suck it, poor people.

never thought that I would see "self-respect" in the same sentence as Kardashian.

Poison: What is a Tucker Max? Even after reading the article I don't know. And judging from it, I don't care. Not even worthy of a google search.

A Tucker Max is a sanitary napkin- like product used exclusively by delusional transexuals.

PillsHere: Wow, I really haven't heard about this guy since 2004ish. Is he still making up stories about crapping all over the walls/ceilings of a hotel and banging the hottest chicks out there?

That crapping all over the hotel story as funny to me. I don't care if it's not true, I don't care if he's a douche. I loves me some lowbrow poop humor.

/most of you do, too

Tucker Max isn't even a name. Max Tucker, that would be a real name.

Tucker Max made one of the worst movies ever that completely bombed and lost a ton of money and followed it up with a book titled "Assholes Finish First".

I'm sure he's popular with the college students who believe his bs filled stories

My first thought when I saw the headline was: "That bowtie wearing douche has to pay AWs for interviews? That somehow not suprising." Then I remembered that that was Tucker Carlson

Who the F is Tucker Max?

subby forgot her first name... it's Pornstar.

"Pornstar Kim Kardashian refuses... etc... ect..."

/DNRTFA

Tucker is a douche.

Thread needs more pictures of the Kardashians and their self-respect.

You know your sauce is weak when talentless reality stars who whore themselves out for hemorrhoid creams or whatever the hell they're selling won't even take your money.