Exxon? Zaxxon?

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: His next kid can be Downingtown

I live just outside Downington...so I got a kick out of your post.

Morton Downey (aka Grandpa)


/Is that an EXTON on his face?

If you qualify as an A-list movie star, you should be banned from naming your own child unless you put millions in trust for the poor kid's eventual psychological problems and therapy sessions from having such a dumb ass name as "Exton".

Poison: If you qualify as an A-list movie star, you should be banned from naming your own child unless you put millions in trust for the poor kid's eventual psychological problems and therapy sessions from having such a dumb ass name as "Exton".

I'll put £10 on the fact that if he has a daughter next he'll call her 'Valdez'

Exo-Skeleton? Kinda like the Ironman suit?

It's not that bad really. If you could demonstrate some kind of provenance, I'd consider it too.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15765_the-20-most-bizarre-celebrity-bab y-names.html

How is Pilot Inspektor Lee not #1?

That's nuckin' futs.

/not really

brigid_fitch: Downey has a son, Indio, 18, with ex-wife Deborah Falconer.

Okay, THAT one's dumb.

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: His next kid can be Downingtown

Wouldn't his next kid be Nexton?

I guess that's preferable to Upson.

If you say his name backwards it's nazi.

Someone please explain the stupid celebrity baby name thing.

Driven to insanity with nothing to do between projects?
Trying to outdo their peers?
Condition of deal with the devil that brought fame in the first place?

Marcus Aurelius: strangeguitar: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: His next kid can be Downingtown

I live just outside Downington...so I got a kick out of your post.

Heh. I work in Exton.

I went to high school in Exton and found Fark on there about 10 years ago, so I'm getting a kick out of all your comments.

1) Become top Hollywood actor
2) Bang another actor
3) Name child "John" or "Jane"
4) ???
5) Profit

I'm still working on #1, and thinking about who I should choose for #2.

rkiller1: Morton Downey (aka Grandpa)

It's also the name of the lackey who assassinates King Richard to curry favor with that usurping bastard Henry Bolingbroke in Richard II. I wouldn't want my kid named after a sneaking suck-up like that.

Because Robert Downey Jr. Jr. would've just been silly...

That child will grow up to be a power top. I'm not sure why but the name just screams gay porn.

Diogenes: Congratulations. Your kid sounds like an industrial solvent.

His kid sounds like the 'burb up 611 from Philly.



/now with less 611
//at least it's not 309 which is just ghetto

Latreena.

C'mon. He doesn't even get close to these:
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I mean, "Audio Science"??? This is all kinds of crazy

This is more following the general trend of terrible white person names more than it is the trend of terrible Hollywood names. Ashton, Hunter, Taylor, Spencer, etc. These are like the white person versions of Shawntae, LaShonda, Dnettra, etc.

Like seriously, if I were a bigoted hiring person, I would throw out the applications with "Ashton Hunter Smith" on them as well as the ones with "LaShonda Toya Washington." Ugh. Ugh times a thousand.

Could have been worse

Exton sounds like a family name. Kids get those kinds of name when a family last name might die out and there is money or a title associated with the name. It sounds like something that people have been doing throughout history, rather than the recent celeb fashion of naming children after fruit, comic book aliens, or jobs in the transportation industry.

RandomTux: C'mon. He doesn't even get close to these:
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I mean, "Audio Science"??? This is all kinds of crazy

to be fair, Audio Science's mom's first name is "Shannyn", so her parents were d-bags too...