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(WCPO Cincinnati)   Man attempts to recreate the Danger Seeker bit from Kentucky Fried Movie   (wcpo.com ) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Danger Seeker, Cincinnati Police, impersonating a police officer, Hamilton County, Justice Center, Pleasant Street  
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2012-02-07 11:34:05 AM  
i213.photobucket.com

I'm Rex Kramer & I approve this message
 
2012-02-07 11:34:32 AM  
He is going to be so popular in prison; his dance card will always be filled and so will his ass.
 
2012-02-07 11:35:09 AM  
imagemacros.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-02-07 11:38:21 AM  
He opened the car door and repeatedly punched the victim and threatened to kill her, according to police.

Brant is charged with impersonating a police officer, and they also charged him with ethnic intimidation because of the racial motive.

...so no assault charges then?
 
2012-02-07 11:40:47 AM  
I like how this brave warrior for the white race chose to assault a single female...

He might have gone after a couple of black males if he had 10 or 12 of his racist asshole friends with him, I suppose.
 
2012-02-07 11:41:49 AM  

Mugato: He opened the car door and repeatedly punched the victim and threatened to kill her, according to police.

Brant is charged with impersonating a police officer, and they also charged him with ethnic intimidation because of the racial motive.

...so no assault charges then?


Kind of overlooked the most important part of the whole scheme, didn't they?
 
2012-02-07 12:42:02 PM  
According to his FB page, he got Pwned in the OBGYN ward by a brother.
 
2012-02-07 01:09:55 PM  
Is anyone able to speculate upon a possible sentence, should he be convicted? Perhaps he could be forcibly relocated to another city.
 
2012-02-07 01:10:26 PM  

keylock71: I like how this brave warrior for the white race chose to assault a single female...


THIS
 
2012-02-07 01:12:19 PM  
Pleasant Street in Over-the-Rhine

I find it amusing that there is such a street. No part of OtR is pleasant.
 
2012-02-07 01:13:24 PM  
I've been attempting to recreate "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble", but I can't get any women to co-star.
 
2012-02-07 01:16:36 PM  

Mugato: He opened the car door and repeatedly punched the victim and threatened to kill her, according to police.

Brant is charged with impersonating a police officer, and they also charged him with ethnic intimidation because of the racial motive.

...so no assault charges then?


What's my first clue the perp is white? Ahh yes, hate crime charges.

In Philly, black teenagers pulled a white Penn student through a cab window and beat him and the Middle Eastern driver while screaming racial slurs at them. Hate crime charges? Of course not.
 
2012-02-07 01:16:39 PM  
They need to send Big Jim Slade after him.
 
2012-02-07 01:16:57 PM  
I read the article and I'm having a hard time understanding how they know he's not a cop.
 
2012-02-07 01:18:09 PM  

MostNutsEver: They need to send Big Jim Slade after him.


He's busy. Send that hair trigger brother instead.
 
2012-02-07 01:20:16 PM  
I have never understood why KFM was so popular when Tunnelvision blew that crap away.
 
2012-02-07 01:22:39 PM  

Rich Cream: I have never understood why KFM was so popular when Tunnelvision blew that crap away.


I don't want to over analyze it, but it basically comes down to the fact that you're wrong.
 
2012-02-07 01:23:44 PM  

Rich Cream: I have never understood why KFM was so popular when Tunnelvision blew that crap away.


Did Tunnelvision have Uschi Digard's prodigious nude bosoms slapping against a shower door?

And if so, is it on Netflix Instant?
 
2012-02-07 01:24:37 PM  

GameSprocket: I've been attempting to recreate "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble", but I can't get any women to co-star.


I know a midget clown.
 
2012-02-07 01:28:09 PM  

nopokerface: Rich Cream: I have never understood why KFM was so popular when Tunnelvision blew that crap away.

I don't want to over analyze it, but it basically comes down to the fact that you're wrong.



Apparently. T.V. was a little more "out there" and obnoxious. KFM is more mainstream and appeals to a wider audience.
 
2012-02-07 01:29:36 PM  

Rich Cream: Apparently. T.V. was a little more "out there" and obnoxious. KFM is more mainstream and appeals to a wider audience.


They were both good. Neither was great. I remember thinking how funny KFM was when I saw it as a kid. I found it at a store for $7, so I bought it. It has about 4 funny skits.
 
2012-02-07 01:29:37 PM  
There's really a place called Over The Rhine?

I just know that as a game inside a book.
 
2012-02-07 01:31:24 PM  

nopokerface: Rich Cream: Apparently. T.V. was a little more "out there" and obnoxious. KFM is more mainstream and appeals to a wider audience.

They were both good. Neither was great. I remember thinking how funny KFM was when I saw it as a kid. I found it at a store for $7, so I bought it. It has about 4 funny skits.



Trailer. (new window)
 
2012-02-07 01:32:43 PM  

wildcardjack: There's really a place called Over The Rhine?

I just know that as a game inside a book.


It's best if you continue to deny its existence, and stay far away.

/most dangerous 'hood in the US.
 
2012-02-07 01:34:46 PM  

nopokerface: Rich Cream: I have never understood why KFM was so popular when Tunnelvision blew that crap away.

I don't want to over analyze it, but it basically comes down to the fact that you're wrong.


This.
 
2012-02-07 01:35:56 PM  

Mugato: He opened the car door and repeatedly punched the victim and threatened to kill her, according to police.

Brant is charged with impersonating a police officer, and they also charged him with ethnic intimidation because of the racial motive.

...so no assault charges then?


No. Summary judgement:

t2.gstatic.com

/halftime in America?
 
2012-02-07 01:40:50 PM  
Is he tough and ruthless ?
or
Is he rough and toothless?
 
2012-02-07 01:41:56 PM  
.....and the capital of Nebraska is Lincoln!
 
2012-02-07 01:59:13 PM  

peterthx: nopokerface: Rich Cream: I have never understood why KFM was so popular when Tunnelvision blew that crap away.

I don't want to over analyze it, but it basically comes down to the fact that you're wrong.

This.



Tunnel Vision blew my mind but KFM wasn't funny or poignant.

"Look! A nun doing a flying judo kick into an elevator. How raucous!"
 
2012-02-07 02:18:12 PM  
Ahhhh I love that movie so much that I actually own it.

Well played Subby, well played.
 
2012-02-07 02:25:44 PM  

Rich Cream: I have never understood why KFM was so popular when Tunnelvision blew that crap away.


Where does "The Groove Tube" fit into this? And "The Boob Tube?"

I do know as a fact that out of all of them, "Outtakes" is by far the worst. Don't see that one.
 
2012-02-07 02:27:39 PM  

Dimensio: Is anyone able to speculate upon a possible sentence, should he be convicted? Perhaps he could be forcibly relocated to another city.


Somewhere like, oh, I don't know... Detroit?
 
2012-02-07 02:35:28 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Rich Cream: I have never understood why KFM was so popular when Tunnelvision blew that crap away.

Where does "The Groove Tube" fit into this? And "The Boob Tube?"

I do know as a fact that out of all of them, "Outtakes" is by far the worst. Don't see that one.


They all rank well below Amazon Women on the Moon.
 
2012-02-07 02:36:35 PM  
dailylivitabloid.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-02-07 02:53:18 PM  
While I certainly appreciate the reference, I think subby missed the mark on this one. I don't think Rex Kramer hated anyone and certainly didn't beat anyone. Of course, he might have been trying to impersonate the guy in "Feel-A-Round".

/Oh Donald...
 
2012-02-07 03:01:59 PM  
.........Peeee-eeew, Did a cow take a shiat in here?
 
2012-02-07 03:03:56 PM  
Nice reference subby!
 
2012-02-07 03:06:33 PM  
a Samuel L. Bronkowitz production..
 
2012-02-07 03:13:19 PM  
Clearly he's not familiar with the penal laws in this state.

/I'm not wearing any pants, film at 11
 
2012-02-07 03:25:14 PM  
Just in case anyone doesn't get the reference -

Link (new window)
 
2012-02-07 03:40:03 PM  
someone needs six feet of black dynamite
 
2012-02-07 03:51:24 PM  
Eh, OTR isn;t that bad.
It's no Watts, East St. Louis, or Detroit, that's for damn sure.

/scuse me while I hunker down, someone is shooting outside again.
//our offices used to be by Findlay Market, OTR was our playground (that was pre Riot)
 
2012-02-07 03:54:13 PM  

wildcardjack: There's really a place called Over The Rhine?

I just know that as a game inside a book.


There's a band named after it too.
 
2012-02-07 03:55:21 PM  

Gordon Bennett: I do know as a fact that out of all of them, "Outtakes" is by far the worst. Don't see that one.


Worse than ShamWow Guy's "Underground Comedy Movie"?

I dare say not.
 
2012-02-07 04:02:08 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: wildcardjack: There's really a place called Over The Rhine?

I just know that as a game inside a book.

There's a band named after it too.


Their new album is very good.
Link (new window)
 
2012-02-07 04:09:53 PM  
There's a lot of good stuff OTR too, bars and restaurantas and such, and god love em, Bockfest.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Over-the-Rhine
 
2012-02-07 04:15:59 PM  
This is from their new one
Link (new window)
 
2012-02-07 04:20:26 PM  

poot_rootbeer: Worse than ShamWow Guy's "Underground Comedy Movie"?


the indie or teh pr0no.?
 
2012-02-07 04:20:54 PM  

Rich Cream: peterthx: nopokerface: Rich Cream: I have never understood why KFM was so popular when Tunnelvision blew that crap away.

I don't want to over analyze it, but it basically comes down to the fact that you're wrong.

This.


Tunnel Vision blew my mind but KFM wasn't funny or poignant.

"Look! A nun doing a flying judo kick into an elevator. How raucous!"


'Tweren't no nun, it was a henchman, and he did interrupt the tour through Klahn's drug processing plant. The profits from which were to be used to build an army of extraordinary magnitude. Now, go to your room, and contemplate a world without Zinc Oxide.

/poignant? this is not a charade.
 
2012-02-07 05:04:32 PM  

Optimal_Illusion: Rich Cream: peterthx: nopokerface: Rich Cream: I have never understood why KFM was so popular when Tunnelvision blew that crap away.

I don't want to over analyze it, but it basically comes down to the fact that you're wrong.

This.


Tunnel Vision blew my mind but KFM wasn't funny or poignant.

"Look! A nun doing a flying judo kick into an elevator. How raucous!"

'Tweren't no nun, it was a henchman, and he did interrupt the tour through Klahn's drug processing plant. The profits from which were to be used to build an army of extraordinary magnitude. Now, go to your room, and contemplate a world without Zinc Oxide.

/poignant? this is not a charade.



Without Zinc Oxide, you wouldn't have that computer you are using......
 
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