Fool! It's never lupus.

but did he have the hemostats clamped on his ball sack?

What!? A middle eastern Muslim in a position of authority sexual degrades a woman? I call shenanigans.

your average maint. man: but did he have the hemostats clamped on his ball sack?

Every Saturday night.

KHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN!

/obligatory

Damn meddling sister....

British farkers help us out here. Sister... nun or nurse? If nurse, what do you call your male nurses?

namegoeshere: British farkers help us out here. Sister... nun or nurse? If nurse, what do you call your male nurses?

Um. Nurses are never called "sister" unless they are a nun.

Knara: namegoeshere: British farkers help us out here. Sister... nun or nurse? If nurse, what do you call your male nurses?

Um. Nurses are never called "sister" unless they are a nun.

Black nurse, perhaps?

This is what will happen under fartbamacare.

i wonder how long he was jailed for

Benny Hill has returned from the dead and become a doctor!

Internal examination for epilepsy?

You'll need to have it out

Knara: namegoeshere: British farkers help us out here. Sister... nun or nurse? If nurse, what do you call your male nurses?

Um. Nurses are never called "sister" unless they are a nun.

Um. Are you sure about that? (new window)

At least he was exonerated.

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

Well, boys will be boys...

Teen Wolf Blitzer:
What!? A middle eastern Muslim in a position of authority sexual degrades a woman? I call shenanigans.

Indeed, as I clicked on the link I thought the chance he would be Muslim was above 50% and sadly I was right.

Khan!!!!

/Having a Kirk moment....

ethics-gradient: Indeed, as I clicked on the link I thought the chance he would be Muslim was above 50% and sadly I was right.

Why sadly? It's reinforcing your racism! You should be as pleased as punch!

/if only you were as good looking

Teen Wolf Blitzer:What!? A middle eastern Muslim in a position of authority sexual degrades a woman? I call shenanigans.

ethics-gradient: Indeed, as I clicked on the link I thought the chance he would be Muslim was above 50% and sadly I was right.

Pert: Why sadly? It's reinforcing your racism! You should be as pleased as punch!

/if only you were as good looking

a) Muslim isn't a race - if I converted to Islam I wouldn't suddenly be a different race.
b) As has been observed Muslim men have a less than stellar record of abusing trust when in positions of authority over women. Maybe that's different where you live. It would have been nice to be proved wrong.
c) I'm sure the fact that he's cute make it so much more acceptable. Personally I try to judge people by their actions not their appearance but that's just me, I'm funny that way.

/I guess that makes me prejudiced against creeps

Alcoholism is the only disease you can get yelled at for having. 'Damn it, Otto, you're an alcoholic.' 'Damn it, Otto, you have lupus.' One of those two doesn't sound right.

But did he find the tick?

ethics-gradient: a) Muslim isn't a race - if I converted to Islam I wouldn't suddenly be a different race.
b) As has been observed Muslim men have a less than stellar record of abusing trust when in positions of authority over women. Maybe that's different where you live. It would have been nice to be proved wrong.
c) I'm sure the fact that he's cute make it so much more acceptable. Personally I try to judge people by their actions not their appearance but that's just me, I'm funny that way.

/I guess that makes me prejudiced against creeps

1 - I don't get to see Teen WB's posts since I put him on ignore the other day for suggesting that it's not real rape if a woman doesn't resist "with every fibre of her being" and that when a woman says "no" to sex it often means "maybe", so I wouldn't use him as a poster boy for reasonable discourse
2 - OK, re: Islam not being a race. You got me on that one. It's not. Would you prefer Islamaphobe? Is it worth me mentioning that it doesn't mention his faith ANYWHERE in the article, and you've just assumed he's a Muslim because that fits in with your views on what Muslims do?
3 - my joke was intended to suggest that you are not as good looking as Mr Punch. It's a joke straight out of Blackadder. It was a little infantile to sling an insult at you, but hey-ho, welcome to fark. I wasn't really suggesting that his crime was lessened by the fact that he was good looking (which actually hadn't occurred to me until you brought it up.....)

I would be fascinated to read your well-researched documentation of the abuses committed against women by Muslim men in positions of power vs abuse committed by men of other faiths , so please do post a link.....

great Mission Impossible reference

CSB:

In college, I had a hot Romanian girlfriend with big old tatas. Every time - and I mean EVERY time - she went to the doctor's office, she was subjected to a breast exam. She was 19-20 at the time. Once, she went in for a sprained ankle and the perv doctor gave her a breast exam. I asked her why and she said it was for breast cancer screening. I told her she had been sexually assaulted, as she had a breast exam not two months earlier when she went in for a sinus infection or something and she was frakking 19.

They were different doctors, incidentally.

If he had found something wrong with her he'd be a hero right now.

Guess where this goes...Trust me. I'm a doctor.

kinshane: CSB:

In college, I had a hot Romanian girlfriend with big old tatas. Every time - and I mean EVERY time - she went to the doctor's office, she was subjected to a breast exam. She was 19-20 at the time. Once, she went in for a sprained ankle and the perv doctor gave her a breast exam. I asked her why and she said it was for breast cancer screening. I told her she had been sexually assaulted, as she had a breast exam not two months earlier when she went in for a sinus infection or something and she was frakking 19..

ethics-gradient: Indeed, as I clicked on the link I thought the chance he would be Muslim was above 50% and sadly I was right.

i hate muslims as much as the next guy, but what the hell does that have to do with it? i wonder if the fact that so many london doctors are pakis would influence the probability that a molester would be muslim.

incidentally, pakistan is in central asia, not the middle east. here is an example of a muslim [originally] from the middle east:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahmed_Zewail

a) It's pretty obvious by his name he comes from a Muslim cultural background. So how come men from that background are over represented in the violence against women stakes? Maybe the courts and cops are racist.
b) Not liking misogynist creeps does not = islmophobia, I don't like the ugly bits of Christian fundamentalism either - Am I anti Christian now? What about Jewish fundamentalists I don't much like the sound of that either - there's a chance to portray me as anti Semitic!
c) Obviously my knowledge of BlackAdder memes is poor, but I don't think that's a very distinctive quote.

Are "many london doctors are pakis"? That would alter the probability it's true.

/I'm aware of Pakistan's location but thank you anyway.

proteus_b: i hate muslims as much as the next guy, but what the hell does that have to do with it? i wonder if the fact that so many london doctors are pakis would influence the probability that a molester would be muslim.

Well aside from the fact that the story did not take place in London, and that "paki" is an offensive and racist term, and that we have nothing to suggest that the doctor comes from Pakistan (or even was born outside the UK), and that you've got no idea how many "pakis" are doctors in London (or indeed Welwyn Garden City), I'd say you were bang on.

Oh no, did I say "bang on"? I meant a bigoted dumbass.

/or is my sarcasm meter broken again?

ethics-gradient: So how come men from that background are over represented in the violence against women stakes? Maybe the courts and cops are racist.

Genuine question - are they? Or are you just assuming that they are?

ethics-gradient: Not liking misogynist creeps does not = islmophobia

You're right, it doesn't.

Reading a headline about a doctor abusing a patient and chiming in with "as I clicked on the link I thought the chance he would be Muslim was above 50%" might be evidence towards it though......

If I'd been wrong it would be.
But sadly I wasn't, there's a debate to be had about this but somehow anyone who tries gets shouted down as a "racist". Which shuts down debate.
There are a lot of tabloid reading types now who assume that "racist" is a term for people who ask uncomfortable questions... This is not a good precedent I feel.

ethics-gradient: If I'd been wrong it would be.

You didn't predict that he'd be a Muslim (in which case you'd be right be still bigoted). You said, "the chance he would be Muslim was above 50%". I'm still looking for any kind of evidence that over 50% of patient abuse is committed by Muslim doctors.......or indeed that Muslim men are overrepresented in the "violence against women stakes"

You've made those claims but offered no evidence for it and then suggested that anyone who doesn't go along with you is trying to shout you down.

You're not trying to have a debate and you haven't asked any questions - you're making blanket assertions about an entire religion. If you freely choose to come onto a web forum and make those kind of statements you should expect people to challenge you for evidence and not just cry "Somebody's called me a racist to shut me up when I'm telling the truth."

/haven't read a tabloid in years

Pert: I'm still looking for any kind of evidence that over 50% of patient abuse is committed by Muslim doctors.......or indeed that Muslim men are overrepresented in the "violence against women stakes"

I did not say "over 50% of patient abuse is committed by Muslim doctors", and as for the second point; come off it you can Google it yourself. You honestly think Muslim men have a good reputation when it comes to treatment of women? Really?
Sure there are bound to be exceptions, most Muslim men are fine I'm sure, and there are plenty of non Muslim men who are scum but the plain fact is that here in the UK at least they are over represented. Why is that?

It is at best naive and at worst irresponsible, to claim that violence against women doesn't exist in all our communities but denying its stronger in some communities than others won't solve it.

/haven't read a tabloid in years

Glad to hear it, I wasn't talking about you I was talking about an increasing resentment among white working class people against what they perceive as some communities not observing the same basic cultural norms as the majority and getting away with it by playing the race card. and the sad fact is that I think it's only a minority within these communities who are smearing them with this bad reputation.

Genuine question - are they? Or are you just assuming that they are?

I reckon that judges and police are probably a lot less racist than the UK average based on the few I've met recently.
And as for: "or are you just assuming that they are?" What on earth do you mean? Of course I don't! And to pretend on the basis of some admittedly fairly obvious sarcasm... well that seems like blatant misrepresentation of my words.
Goodbye and good luck.

ethics-gradient: I did not say "over 50% of patient abuse is committed by Muslim doctors"

Again, my maths is hazy but please explain to me why, when you read the headline, you stated that " the chance he would be Muslim was above 50%" if you don't think that over 50% of patient abuse is committed by Muslim doctors?

ethics-gradient: the sad fact is that I think it's only a minority within these communities who are smearing them with this bad reputation.

Hang on a minute - you previously claimed that if a male doctor abuses a female patient then it's more than likely (over 50%) that the doctor will turn out to be Muslim? Is it majority or minority?

ethics-gradient: and as for the second point; come off it you can Google it yourself

I spent 5 minutes Googling and came up with nothing at all relevant (and my Google-fu is strong). However, I find it bizarre that you have made repeated assertions but when challenged about them your reaction is to complain that you're being shouted down and tell the challenger to go and find your evidence for themselves.

I'm not claiming anything. I'm just asking you to provide even an iota of evidence for what you have claimed.

ethics-gradient: denying its stronger in some communities than others won't solve it.

I'm not denying anything, you're the one making claims and I'm asking for proof. For the sake of argument, let's say I agreed that there is more violence against women in Muslim communities than there is in other communities (I don't agree, but what the hey)..... that doesn't get us anywhere near your suggestion that Muslim doctors are more likely to sexually assault female patients in a hospital.

ethics-gradient: Genuine question - are they? Or are you just assuming that they are?

You misunderstood me here - my question was whether Muslim men were over represented in the "violence against women stakes" in the UK. I have no idea. I realise that there is a lot of publicity around so-called "honour killings" (which are horrific) but I suspect that's a relatively small proportion of the overall crimes committed against women in the UK. Again, you've asserted that Muslim men commit a disproportionate number of violent offences against women, but have done NOTHING to support your claim.

You can howl about being labelled as an Islamophobe and accuse me of ignoring facts, but the truth is that you decided to log in and make a comment that was extremely derogatory against a section of the population based entirely on their religion. All I've done is ask you for your evidence.