Fat women and computer nerds everywhere will weep

The internet would be useless.

The intertubes would be clogged less frequently and only used furniture would be offered for free on the curb.

I have not been wondering because I know the answer: nothing of value would be lost.

/turn them all into dog food

Friskya: The_Sponge: No more Caturday. :-(

You say that like it's a bad thing.

In the effort of streamlining things for the angry mobs, I am selling these burning pitchforks at a reasonable price.

I would have little use for plastic grocery bags (litterbox).

And I would really miss my buddy Phil.

peace on earf?

I'd hazard a guess that Livescience and Yahoo News contributors might to actually go do a real job rather than make up stupid shiat all day long.

The person who wrote "101 Uses for a Dead Cat" would see sales spike, then disappear.

/or was it "1001"?

My first wife would be less creepy?

I'm still thinking it might be worth it.

Cataclysm! Apo-cat-lypse! Catastrophe!

So this would be the counter to that Mother Nature Network article claiming "cats are bad for the environment" eh?

When I brought Bailey home, that was the last I ever saw of the field mice. I also added a fellow non-conformist to my home. He doesn't like people in general, stretches out wherever pleases, and seeks attention whenever he feels like. He's a lot like me.

I will give him a home as long as he likes. I wish the women I know were more like him. Quiet, loving, and low maintenance.

RIP McRib

I wouldn't have to spend so damn much on Allegra.

This study was made possible by MAYBE® technology.

snowybunting: /unless a squirrel went by

oh, there will be squirrels

Our cat is a working animal. We got her when we were unable to control our mouse problem through traps and poisons. Since we got her, she's solved the mouse problem. Also the rabbit and chipmunk problems, which weren't really problems, but whatever. She really is like a wild animal that swings by the house a few times a day to say hello. Was never a cat person, but she's grown on me.

It would be eerily quiet under my mom's trailer house.


/step-dad feeds a herd of feral cats
//when they go on vacation, I have to drive 20 miles to their house and feed said cats
///sucks to be me

A lot of hoarders would find less dead cats under the boxes in their living rooms.

The author of that article is just mad no one finds the pictures of his dogs remotely interesting.

we would be over ran by mice.

We'd have to go back to posting pictures of owls?

Evil Villain's would have to find a new pet.

And the ensuing failure would cause the collapse of the Super Hero culture as we know it.

Cat haters will be tormented for eternity by Tacgnol. They'll be forced to toil endlessly in the catnip mines or made to create larger and larger balls of yarn.

/so it is written

CATASTROPHEE ?

Where would I get my General Tso's chicken then?

NDP2: We'd have to go back to posting pictures of owls?

Where I live, owls and hawks are a definite risk. But since I keep my buddy in house, I don't have to worry too much.

So basically, "We need them to kill mice"? Pffft. If all the cats died, we'd have an incentive to build a better mousetrap (or more likely, better poisons).

Imagine if instead they all just turned into kangaroos.

I shudder to think what my condo would be like when I got home later..

Well my allergies would go down, so there's that.

Okieboy:
//when they go on vacation, I have to drive 20 miles to their house and feed said cats

What do you feed them to? Alligators?

Okieboy: It would be eerily quiet under my mom's trailer house.

/step-dad feeds a herd clowder of feral cats


FTFY. Just using any excuse to use the word "clowder."

Well, I guess I'd have a Coke, then.

_{/I actually love cats}

The author has such a deep mind, I mean, what if any one species were to suddenly die off. Naw, not too big of a deal to an ecosystem, but cats whoa.....
/the world would also be much less cute.
//cat person