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(Fark)   Speaking of secret societies, are there any other members of the Illuminati besides myself? NDIT, obviously   (fark.com) divider line 29
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2012-02-07 11:11:28 AM
5 votes:
I belong to Sam's Club.
2012-02-07 11:35:28 AM
3 votes:

Kasira: *coughs*

*complicated hand gesture (you know the one)*

*nods*


I am pretty sure that you do not mean a certain and friendly, brotherly grip whereby one may know another in the dark as well as in the light....

/that one involves nipple tweaks.....
2012-02-07 11:34:11 AM
3 votes:
If you think you're in the Illuminati, you're not really in the Illuminati.
2012-02-07 11:14:56 AM
3 votes:
Fnord SHUT UP!! Fnord
2012-02-07 12:15:23 PM
2 votes:
The Illuminati, you say? Long-standing secret order? Rules the world? The one some say was founded my Adam Weishaupt back in 1776?

Nope, Never heard of them.

fnord
2012-02-07 11:45:51 AM
2 votes:
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.
2012-02-07 11:39:33 AM
2 votes:
I am part of the Builder Bear Group, I could tell you about it, but I would have to build you a bear.
2012-02-07 11:30:25 AM
2 votes:
Someone needs to attach the STONE OF SILENCE to subby.
2012-02-08 11:00:43 AM
1 votes:
I'm a Leaguie-Weaguie!

/take me to a doc...
2012-02-07 08:07:28 PM
1 votes:

Jingle Strangle: [29.media.tumblr.com image 500x334]



criminalbrief.com
2012-02-07 01:14:38 PM
1 votes:

Thorndyke Barnhard: I have to admit that my prejudice about societies or clubs like this is that it is merely to foster cronyism and predispositions to group exclusivity (like a sort of micro-ethnocentrism). I realize this has to be an oversimplification given the long history of groups like the massons so I wonder if you could help me understand the purpose and benefit of a society like the freemasons.


Think of Masonry as a social club with charitable leanings.

People get freaked out by the lack of sharing certain aspects of the organization, but the important stuff isn't the handshakes and words used behind closed doors, it's the kids that get free treatment at burn hospitals or access to books and tutoring at learning centers. The Shriner's burn hospitals and York Rite learning centers are reasonably well known public charity faces of the overall Masonic world and represent the true benefit. The rest is just a social club structure that supports and fosters the type of thinking and behavior that makes such charity possible.
2012-02-07 01:12:36 PM
1 votes:
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2012-02-07 12:49:09 PM
1 votes:

Coronach: Are you a Turtle?


You bet your sweet ass I am!
2012-02-07 12:37:52 PM
1 votes:
Very true Smeggy Smurf!

/Liberty #31
2012-02-07 12:08:00 PM
1 votes:
THE BOB!! All Hail THE BOB!
2012-02-07 12:07:09 PM
1 votes:
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

"So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes."
2012-02-07 12:06:28 PM
1 votes:
ia! ia!
2012-02-07 12:01:05 PM
1 votes:
I made Steve Guttenberg.... a star.
2012-02-07 11:58:23 AM
1 votes:
Ewige Blumenkraft!
2012-02-07 11:57:37 AM
1 votes:
To all members:

The sun continues to shine in Belarus...
2012-02-07 11:56:22 AM
1 votes:
Is it 'bring your kid to work and let him greenlight shiat day' at Fark?
2012-02-07 11:54:53 AM
1 votes:

internut scholar: I am part of the Builder Bear Group, I could tell you about it, but I would have to build you a bear.


Build a bear workshop is an elaborate scheme to indoctrinate well to do suburban children into child labor for when the libertarians finally get their way and deregulate everything and our children wind up making cheap crap for Chinese walmarts for pennies a day.
2012-02-07 11:53:28 AM
1 votes:
Me? I work for the Lizard People.

/you've got to throw your lot in with someone.
2012-02-07 11:53:01 AM
1 votes:
I'm a member of the Pastacrucians, a secret order based on SCIENCE that is opposed to the religious oppression by the Pastafarians.
2012-02-07 11:44:53 AM
1 votes:
Does membership cost $5 a month?
2012-02-07 11:36:57 AM
1 votes:
It's not truly a secret society, but we do have a secret handshake, a golden medallion, and our membership includes some of the most powerful members in all walks of life.
2012-02-07 11:14:37 AM
1 votes:
Illuminati shluminati, the New World Order is where it's happening.
2012-02-07 11:11:43 AM
1 votes:
Cthulhu will rise!
2012-02-07 11:11:37 AM
1 votes:
For all that you know, Nobody (Or Really perhaps everybody) is Definitely a member.
 
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