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Kasira

2012-02-07 11:08:59 AM

*coughs*

*complicated hand gesture (you know the one)*

*nods*

CommieTaoist

2012-02-07 11:10:09 AM

Illuminati? Please, everyone knows that the mole people have all the real power.

Al_Ed

2012-02-07 11:11:28 AM

I belong to Sam's Club.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat

2012-02-07 11:11:37 AM

For all that you know, Nobody (Or Really perhaps everybody) is Definitely a member.

MaestroJ

2012-02-07 11:11:43 AM

Cthulhu will rise!

basemetal

2012-02-07 11:14:37 AM

Illuminati shluminati, the New World Order is where it's happening.

Prophetica Insipia

2012-02-07 11:14:56 AM

Fnord SHUT UP!! Fnord

Chastain86

2012-02-07 11:29:24 AM

Kasira: *coughs*

*complicated hand gesture (you know the one)*

*nods*

Dude, the Burger King Kid's Club is NOT a secret society. And you lied about your age to get in.

Kyro

2012-02-07 11:30:25 AM

Someone needs to attach the STONE OF SILENCE to subby.

kagemaru026

2012-02-07 11:31:23 AM

i joined the nintendo fan club, mac

Kasira

2012-02-07 11:31:26 AM

Chastain86: Kasira: *coughs*

*complicated hand gesture (you know the one)*

*nods*

Dude, the Burger King Kid's Club is NOT a secret society. And you lied about your age to get in.

I just wanted a crown. :-(

Mirrorz

2012-02-07 11:31:43 AM

basemetal: Illuminati shluminati, the New ~~World Order~~ Orleans is where it's happening.

Spoon over Marin

2012-02-07 11:32:32 AM

I use that brand of deodorant, also.

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey

2012-02-07 11:33:28 AM

TFD has a more disturbing initiation procedure than the Illuminati.

Rev. Skarekroe

2012-02-07 11:34:11 AM

If you think you're in the Illuminati, you're not really in the Illuminati.

MaestroJ

2012-02-07 11:34:56 AM

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: TFD has a more disturbing initiation procedure than the Illuminati.

I'm pretty sure the internet as a whole is enough.

ChiliCon

2012-02-07 11:35:28 AM

Kasira: *coughs*

*complicated hand gesture (you know the one)*

*nods*

I am pretty sure that you do not mean a certain and friendly, brotherly grip whereby one may know another in the dark as well as in the light....

/that one involves nipple tweaks.....

RexTalionis

2012-02-07 11:36:57 AM

It's not truly a secret society, but we do have a secret handshake, a golden medallion, and our membership includes some of the most powerful members in all walks of life.

internut scholar

2012-02-07 11:39:33 AM

I am part of the Builder Bear Group, I could tell you about it, but I would have to build you a bear.

Hyperbolic Hyperbole

2012-02-07 11:39:38 AM

The nice thing about secret societies is that to claim you belong to one is so ridiculous that you could actually pretty easily belong to one and admit it and no one would believe you, just to maintain a smidge of respect for you

Spoon over Marin

2012-02-07 11:43:41 AM

internut scholar: I am part of the Builder Bear Group, I could tell you about it, but I would have to build you a bear.

Nice. Coffee, nose, keyboard.

CapeFearCadaver

2012-02-07 11:44:48 AM

are there any other members of the Illuminati besides myself?

We all belong.

\OBEY

Andrew Wiggin

2012-02-07 11:44:48 AM

i just really dig red pajamas.

misanthropologist

2012-02-07 11:44:53 AM

Does membership cost $5 a month?

Loucifer

2012-02-07 11:45:51 AM

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.

Giltric

2012-02-07 11:46:01 AM

China Post 1

nicoffeine

2012-02-07 11:46:23 AM

I think subby can assume I wear my hat in the right place.

/knowaimsayin

eeeleeet

2012-02-07 11:46:43 AM

Al_Ed: I belong to Sam's Club.

Lol. Membership card and everything?

Porous Horace

2012-02-07 11:47:05 AM

*whips out Radio Shack Battery Club card*

/got nothin'

ranold

2012-02-07 11:48:03 AM

inb4 timecube

jj325

2012-02-07 11:48:13 AM

rudemix

2012-02-07 11:48:15 AM

/hot like the secret society he doesn't need to mention

PirateKing

2012-02-07 11:49:05 AM

I'm a member of the A∴A∴.

the_sidewinder

2012-02-07 11:49:34 AM

Shh

abfalter

2012-02-07 11:49:53 AM

I am a registered minister of the Church of the SubGenius, and SubGenius "Pope of Central Michigan University and All Of Oil City". As of about 25 years ago.

www.dullneon.com

LawrencePerson

2012-02-07 11:50:13 AM

As member of the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, I know the Secret Scalzi Triple Bacon Handshake. I hear he wants to make it even more complex if he wins a third term...

JackieRabbit

2012-02-07 11:50:27 AM

I belong to a secret society that is so secret I don't even know what it is.

Need Help Soonish

2012-02-07 11:50:37 AM

ChiliCon: Kasira: *coughs*

*complicated hand gesture (you know the one)*

*nods*

I am pretty sure that you do not mean a certain and friendly, brotherly grip whereby one may know another in the dark as well as in the light....

/that one involves nipple tweaks.....

... *unzip*

Go on...

Katolu

2012-02-07 11:50:41 AM

Esoteric Order of Dagon.

/it's true, I have a decal on the rear window of my car and everything!

Krieghund

2012-02-07 11:50:46 AM

Kasira: *coughs*

*complicated hand gesture (you know the one)*

*nods*

What a complicated hand gesture might look like:
thesportshernia.typepad.com

angryjd

2012-02-07 11:50:54 AM

TUBULCAINE!!!!!

Zion21

2012-02-07 11:51:22 AM

Bring them to Asia!

DreamSnipers

2012-02-07 11:52:44 AM

I post on Fark.
I don't let my friends know.

HailRobonia

2012-02-07 11:53:01 AM

I'm a member of the Pastacrucians, a secret order based on SCIENCE that is opposed to the religious oppression by the Pastafarians.

Dwight_Yeast

2012-02-07 11:53:28 AM

Me? I work for the Lizard People.

/you've got to throw your lot in with someone.

wildcardjack

2012-02-07 11:54:00 AM

And the password is.... Swordfish. Always swordfish. It's not like there's aren't any other words they could use, but every bloody secret society thinks it's the only one to use swordfish.

/Channeling my inner Vimes.

Gunny Highway

2012-02-07 11:54:18 AM

I am a proud member of The Order of the Ibex and the Crow. I am the Ibex. She is the crow.

dasc

2012-02-07 11:54:27 AM

I only backed down once in my life.

/too obscure?

Cyno01

2012-02-07 11:54:53 AM

internut scholar: I am part of the Builder Bear Group, I could tell you about it, but I would have to build you a bear.

Build a bear workshop is an elaborate scheme to indoctrinate well to do suburban children into child labor for when the libertarians finally get their way and deregulate everything and our children wind up making cheap crap for Chinese walmarts for pennies a day.

Actual Farking

2012-02-07 11:55:17 AM

Well it's a well know fact, sonny Jim, that there's a group of the five wealthiest people in the world known as the pentaverate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers. And meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion known as, the Meadows.

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